Chapter 837 Unreasonable, five-character proverbs
The shadow monk was full of astonishment, the purest and most peaceful Buddha light, if it was not the Buddha, it would never be like this!
The golden lotus, a fat, strong, and fierce-faced person sitting, smiling happily.
He has the light of the Buddha, and the shadow monk will not be mistaken, but he has no flesh on his head, his head is not round, there are a few incense scars on the top of his bare head, there are no treasure clothes on his body, and he does not even have a robe, but the simple monk's robe does not look like a Buddha, and he is a fierce and ugly monk.
The face is full of meat, and the smile is even more hideous.
The light of the Buddha is ironclad evidence, the shadow monk did not dare to slack off, took a step back and wanted to give a salute, but the fat monk shook his head, stretched out an index finger to press his lips to make a silent gesture, and then pointed to the sleeping King of Eyes, and pointed outside, signaling not to disturb the patient's recuperation, if you have something to say.
So the best, Su Jing nodded, Hitomi was still guarding Wang Jia's side, and the other three got up at the same time, got out of the ghost robe and entered the Hades Palace.
When he came outside, the shadow monk didn't care about greeting the three corpses and the others, and put his palms together with a face full of piety, and said to the fat monk: "Disciple to meet the Buddha." ”
When the word 'Buddha' came out, the three corpses immediately showed surprise, and their eyes widened: "You are the Buddha? Where is the treasure clothes? Where is the flesh bun? The Buddha has thirty-two phases, and none of you look like them." ”
"Don't say it, this golden lotus is a bit interesting. Bold and bold, he stepped forward directly and stretched out his fingers to knock on the golden lotus, and it sounded pleasantly.
Lianhua was a little breathless, and her face was full of hostility: "That fat man." I can tell you well, there used to be demons who pretended to be ghosts and pretended to be Buddhas in front of our buddies, and we beat them to pieces!"
The fat monk shook his head and waved his hand at the three corpses, smiled unabated, and said to the shadow monk in his mouth: "The Zen master doesn't need to be polite, the Zen master is wrong, I am not a Buddha." ”
The shadow monk frowned, very puzzled: "Then where did you come to the Buddha Light?"
The fat monk laughed: "I have cultivated as a Buddha, so I have the light of the Buddha; If you become a Buddha, you are a Buddha. But I didn't become a Buddha, I didn't sit in a shrine, I didn't enter the temple, I didn't enter the scriptures, I didn't preach, I didn't preach, I didn't think I was a Buddha. ”
It's not that the edge is better than the edge, but the monk is patient: "You just thought I was the champion in the exam but didn't go to be an official." ”
It's a Buddha. Don't be a Buddha. Is this not a Buddha?
In all fairness. The three corpses don't like the Buddha, which is contrary to their nature. I heard that the fat monk and the Buddha didn't do it so much, and the three corpses were very happy. Lei Dong nodded: "If you don't become a Buddha, then you will continue to be a monk?" How did you come out of my Hades' robe?
"I am a wild road to practice, no master, no way, once lived in a Youyou Mountain, at that time I was young, younger than me called me Youmonk, Master You, older than me directly called me Xiaoyou. As for why I'm here, it's a long story: I didn't practice, I practiced martial arts, I was a good martial artist, and one day I met an old man with a goatee by the river, and I crossed the river with a piece of artemisia grass."
At this point, the three corpses corrected in unison: "Thatch!"
Monk You was stunned: "Oh, you know. ”
This is really unexpected, the Buddha who refined the artemisia grass into a magical magic weapon that shuttles through the heavens and universes, and then gave this thing to the Divine Monarch, is actually here.
Facing everyone's surprised eyes, Monk You smiled again, this person's face is fierce, but his eyes are soft, he feels very comfortable to look at, in addition, he also has a good tooth that is white and clean: "King Yama gave me a kind of utilitarianism, and added a lot of hardships to my practice, cough, we don't hold grudges, forget it; ”
Akame couldn't help but snort when he heard this: "Excellent monk, can you tell the size of the matter? You shouldn't take it seriously if you practice badly; shouting, causing you to fall into swimming and swimming, but you are careful?"
Monk You did not leave the lotus seat, looked at the red eyes for a moment, and shook his head: "You are unreasonable." ”
Akame was confused by him: "I'm just reasoning with you, talking about which things are big and what is small." ”
Monk You smiled again: "Look, you yourself say that you are reasoning with me, who are you reasoning with? I don't do Buddha, but I am still a Buddha, and you and Buddha are reasoning, but aren't you unreasonable?" ”
Akame thought for a moment, hahadaxiao: "I can't imagine that there are you so interesting in the Buddha!"
Monk You shrugged his shoulders and continued: "Anyway, I just didn't want to fall into the river, but I couldn't go to Xingshi to ask for guilt, so I thought of a way: give a gift! I refined the Artemisia grass into a flying magic weapon, and quietly hid a piece of my Yuan Zhi in it, thinking about which day the King of Yama drove the grass to the sky, and when he crossed the sea or crossed the river, Yuan Zhi suddenly withdrew the mana of the Artemisia grass and planted him with a water flower."
A group of ordinary people in the palace shook their heads one by one, "Is this monk really a Buddha? If he can't forget such a little nonsense, he can also become a Buddha? But no one will call him 'boring', lest he be called 'unreasonable' by Lord Youfo.
Monk You smiled, and pointed his thick finger at his Longzhong lion nose: "I am the Yuan Zhi that I hid in the Artemisia Grass magic weapon, I don't go down the lotus seat is not because I don't know how to be polite, it's because I can't get down, this lotus seat is artemisia grass illusion, I can't be separated from it." ”
Lei Dong was anxious to listen to the story: "Then have you cheated my family's god monarch?"
Monk You stopped smiling: "No, he saw me after he got Artemisia Grass, he didn't speak at that time, and when I left, he sealed me, and I fell asleep." ”
'I' is the deity, and 'I' is also the inner consciousness of the instrument, which makes Monk You a little unclear when he speaks, but fortunately, everyone can understand it.
"I was asleep, I couldn't do anything, but I knew what was going on outside. Later, Shenjun gave Artemisia grass to Erming, and Erming refined Artemisia grass into his body, and traveled around the universe to see the life and death of Qiankun without doing his job, and then he was attacked, and I woke up all of a sudden. Speaking of this, Monk You sighed in his mouth: "Yama Shenjun is really a great character, his spell to seal me is very wonderful, I can't wake up if my subordinates are fine, once my subordinates are in danger, I will immediately wake up Master You's compassionate heart, Master You saves the suffering, and when he sees Erming in distress, he immediately starts Artemisia grass and runs!"
At that time, Erming was already in a faint, and he thought that his spirit rhino had attracted the artemisia grass, but it was actually me. However, I activated Artemisia Grass, and where I went was still guided by his heart, because my mana was poor, and I barely used Artemisia Grass once and fell asleep again. ”
As he spoke, Monk You furrowed his brows, looking unhappy: "I hid me in the artemisia grass to stop and shake people suddenly." I'm in charge of 'stopping', and it shouldn't be my job to start artemisia. ”
Su Jing bowed deeply: "Thank you Master You for saving my eleventh brother, if Su Jing can achieve something in the future, this favor will be repaid." ”
The king of the eyes was attacked and was plucked from the heart, but before the enemy destroyed his heart, the third brother Ayi arrived and snatched back the heart, if the time is calculated, the excellent monk does not launch the artemisia grass, and at this moment the eleventh king has already joined the other kings. But in any case, Monk You's intention to save people will not be wrong, and Su Jing should be thanked for this.
Monk You waved his hand: "No grace and no mercy, just because I am willing." ”
Su Jing smiled, didn't say anything more about 'repaying the favor', and changed the topic: "Can Master You still touch the Artemisia Grass treasure again? If Brother Eleven can be sent to the Heavenly Brothers, he will be able to recover as soon as possible, and he will be much safer than being with me." ”
Monk You shook his head: "I'm not me, I just need to stop the artemisia grass once, after moving once, the mana is almost exhausted, and it should have dissipated a little bit in the deep sleep, but before it completely dispersed, I suddenly heard someone say a sword, and I woke up." When I practiced martial arts, the most howard practice was the sword. ”
Su Jing's eyes lit up: "The juniors are arrogant, alarming the holy driver, and please ask the master for guidance if something is inappropriate." ”
"No pointing, one way of the sword, do it yourself, realize it yourself!" Monk You smiled, but in the midst of laughter, his face was suddenly full of tiredness, his eyes couldn't open, and his voice was blurred: "I was awakened by your 'sword talk', but after I saw you, I felt that you had a good face, and I may be able to meet in the future and remember my five-character proverb hoe to return to He Daiyue." ”
Having said that, Monk You fell asleep, the monk in front of him was just a weak Yuan Sense, sleeping and scattering was his only destination, maybe in the future, Su Jingpoyu would really be able to meet again as he said.
The monk slept, the lotus flower closed, and returned to the golden light smoke, and the flow drifted back to the ghost robe and the shoulder of Brother Erming.
A small episode, Su Jing smiled comfortably, heavenly?
The majestic gods and Buddhas seem to be different from what the mortal world imagines.
After the 'monk' left, he didn't listen to Su Jing: "What should I do now?"
"Let's wait a few days. Su Jingying said. Recently, the palace above must be heavily guarded, and it doesn't hurt for the palace of the bone to stand still, and if it moves, it may be detected by the overhaul above. And Su Jing was injured after casting the 'Sword of Loyalty', and he also had to recuperate for a period of time.
Needless, the three dwarf gods got up again, and drove Su Jing back to his bedroom to recuperate with a concerned face, and seriously asked him to take care of him without listening. Akame deliberately got a pen and ran to the outside of King Agu's bedroom, wanting to leave a word to warn others not to disturb, but when I went to the place, I saw that the eight words written last time were still there, which was worry-free.
For half a month, the few red beans in the glass bottle were not enough to take.
On the sixteenth day, just after the hour of the morning,
The birds and insects in the trees in the imperial city were noisy like crazy, and they were the only ones who could make a sound and scream like a catharsis for half an hour every day.
In the midst of this noisy noise, the little blind man with a blind cane walked on the streets of the Imperial City.
If there is a third more today, I will try to write it, hoping to write it. Don't wait, if you write it, it will definitely be a matter of one or two points. (To be continued......)