Huaxia country, Beijing, ambassadorial level meeting of various countries.

Ambassadors from various countries came one after another, and even several countries that have not dealt well with Huaxia in recent years, the ambassadors also came here on time.

According to the usual practice, the annual meeting of ambassadors is held at a fixed time, and no one knows that there will be such an impromptu meeting in Weishenme, and everyone receives a notice of only a few words: important business, must attend.

From the moment they received the invitation, the ambassadors sensed a tense atmosphere, and when they came here, the tension was even greater.

The American ambassador sat down with the British ambassador, and he asked, "What kind of meeting is it, calling us here in a hurry, what the hell are the Chinese people doing?"

"I don't know. The British ambassador spread his hands.

The U.S. ambassador smiled and said, "No, your MI6 has always been a well-informed department, and it must have found out, right?"

The British ambassador raised his eyebrows: "What is MI6, it can't be compared with your NSA and FBI, you must know it, right?"

"I really don't know. ”

"I don't really know. ”

Their eyes involuntarily looked at the Russian ambassador, and the other party was also at a loss, and it was estimated that his eyes were also black.

At this time, the doors on both sides of the rostrum opened at the same time, and from the left came in were military representatives headed by Wei Qingtian, and on the right came in were political representatives.

Normally, when a meeting of ambassadors is held, there are always many media invited to participate, and there are more reporters with long guns and short guns than there are people attending the meeting, but today there is not even one.

Wei Qingtian sat on the main seat expressionlessly, this is something that makes people feel even stranger today, what kind of excitement are you a general coming to join in the ambassador meeting.

Everyone had a question in their minds, but the host hadn't spoken yet, and who was embarrassed to ask.

Wei Qingtian said into the microphone in front of him: "You must be very strange, but I believe you will understand everything immediately, long story short, you should watch a video first." ”

The high-definition projector began to work, and the picture was the scene of the flying cockroach being blown up.

The U.S. ambassador was stunned for a moment, and then hahadaxiao: "What is this, are you Chinese movies made, with all due respect, they are not at the same level as our American blockbusters." If you are willing, I will go back to China and call on American filmmakers to come and work in your China to improve your level. ”

Others also began to laugh, some said that the camera was not placed in the right place, some said that the monster was too fake, why did it make a cockroach shape, there was nothing new. There are also people who say that the power of a nuclear bomb explosion is too small, and it is fake at first glance.

Wei Qingtian waited for them to laugh enough, and then said without hurrying: "This is not a movie, but a fact of existence, the location of the incident is XXX in Northern Europe." ”

Everyone was in an uproar, although many people wanted to believe that this was a joke made by the Chinese people to them, but the ambassador of the country where the name of the place was named still rushed to take out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, let me ask, is there anything unusual in the XXX area today...... You clearly told me, don't perfunctory me, it's the Chinese people who said it...... What, there really was a small nuclear explosion, when did it happen, what were the specifics?"

The people around were dumbfounded, is Nima real?

After the ambassador finished the call, he stood up directly from his chair: "Huaxia people, you must give us an explanation, there will be a small nuclear explosion in our country, and a medium-sized nuclear explosion?

In fact, it was said that there were three small nuclear explosions, and because the two later ones were only a few seconds apart in time, they were judged to be a medium-sized nuclear explosion.

Wei Qingtian said very meaningfully: "What I want to say is that the key is not the nuclear explosion, but the creatures that were killed, don't you think they are the most terrible things?"

The ambassador was stunned: "Isn't it just a few cockroaches, as for the things that can be done with pesticides, you have to use small nuclear bombs, what does it mean? Could it be that the nuclear explosion was made by you Chinese people?"

The old man's face pulled: "I just said, please pay attention to the key, can you kill a cockroach more than thirty meters long with insecticide?"

"Thirty meters?" everyone gasped.

The ambassador was unconvinced and said: "You Chinese people like to be alarmist, what kind of cockroaches of 30 meters, how can this kind of mutated reptile appear in my country? ”

Old Man Wei was a little embarrassed, if this matter was explained according to common sense, it should indeed be like this.

The U.S. ambassador also stood up: "Huaxia people, I think you are deliberately shirking responsibility, even if there are terrible creatures like you say, you have no right to use nuclear weapons in a sovereign country, this is an illegal act, I protest." ”

"Stay where you are cool, you protest Mao!" The old man scolded very facelessly, and then said: "When you use depleted uranium bombs in Middle Eastern countries, why don't you say that you are illegal? When you use chemical weapons, why don't you say that you are illegal, you get out of the way, you are not qualified to speak here." ”

The British ambassador followed in protest: "You are an insult to our allies, and I protest too." ”

"I'm going to insult you, what do you want?" Old Man Wei walked off the rostrum and said loudly: "It's because of you two-stirring sticks that Shijie is so messy, let me remind you again, determine the key points first, don't always worry about the side details." ”

The ambassador said angrily: "You have used nuclear bombs in our country, and you are not even allowed to say, what do you mean......

At this point, his mobile phone rang, and he wanted to make a righteous protest first, but he accidentally caught a glimpse of the number coming from the president's office, and subconsciously picked it up: "What?

After a few seconds, his legs went limp, and he collapsed directly to the ground.

The ambassadors of the United States and Britain hurriedly walked over and asked: "What is going on, is it that the Chinese people threaten you with indiscriminate means, don't worry, our two countries will always be your strong backing, and you will say the matter in front of so many people." ”

The ambassador burst into tears and said: "My country has been attacked, the enemy is a huge cockroach with a size of more than 30 meters, they can easily blow up a building, two medium-sized cities in our country have been destroyed, and countless people have been killed and injured...... The urgently dispatched army could not stop the pace of the cockroaches at all, and a division was completely annihilated......"

Everyone was dumbfounded.