Chapter 13 Baby, Girl, Food

Su Jing understood that Lu Yajiu had a deep meaning in asking him to thank him, and immediately stepped forward and said to the girl and the Taoist priest: "Thank you for the love and reward of the two seniors. As he spoke, he knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow.

But what he didn't expect was that the two demented characters, when they saw him kneeling, they actually bent their knees at the same time and knelt back, obviously not receiving this gift from him.

When Su Jingzheng was at a loss, there were suddenly three muffled sounds from behind him, bang, bang, bang, Su Jing looked back in wonder, and then was stunned to find that there were actually three more people behind him.

The three clouds of evil qi condensed into substance, and turned into three short men whose height was less than the waist of ordinary people!

The three people who appeared out of thin air were dressed exactly the same as Su Jing, but they were all middle-aged, and their appearance was really flattering......

The head on the left is as big as a bucket, and the small body does not seem to be enough to support the big head, and it is staggering and unsteady, and on the big head, a pair of blood-red eyes almost occupy half of the face, full of greed, and open his mouth to ask: "Where is the baby? It's all mine!"

The short man on the right is a fat man, with a fat head and big ears, a body like a pear, and his face is squeezed together because of too much fat, and his facial features are squeezed together, and there is a look of lust in the ugliness, and he also said: "Is there a girl?

The man in the middle was simply a leper, thin skin and bones, and the clothes on his body seemed to be picked up on a bamboo pole stand, and he was obviously lacking in qi when he spoke, far less loud than the two companions, and said angrily: "Where is the wine and meat? ”

Everyone said a word, and then everyone found their goal, and almost at the same time they screamed, and the three of them took what they needed: the big head that wanted the baby jumped high and wanted to pick up the cold moon sword disc on the top of Lu Yajiu's head; the fat man who wanted the woman was full of joy and ran to the girl with his hands open; and the bamboo pole sick ghost who wanted to eat kept his saliva and rushed to the three fresh noodles in the hands of the old man.

Especially the lecherous fat man, while running, he muttered: "The ass is not big, a little thin, and taller than me... Makemade. ”

The three dwarves are not fast, they look similar to ordinary people, whether it is Lu Yajiu, the mysterious girl or the pickled old way, which one can they afford, only three miserable screams were heard, and the three brothers were all smashed by someone with a wave of their hands, and they died tragically!

But then strange things started again, the three corpses over there had not yet landed, and here behind Su Jing, in the muffled sound of 'bang bang bang', three ugly dwarf melons jumped out of thin air again, grinning one by one, obviously suffering too much just now, making them hurt badly......

It's not a resurrection, the body is still there. That is reincarnation? Su Jing felt that his brain was completely insufficient.

The three guys knew what was going on, and they didn't rush over again, they all hid behind Su Jing one by one, the big head and the fat man were quite honest, and the tuberculosis ghost still probed his brain from the probe, looking at the three fresh noodles and drooling.

Su Jing didn't know what was going on at all, and said in his heart What is the matter with you hiding behind me, he immediately stepped out of the way, and the three guys screamed at the same time, and hurriedly stepped to follow, determined to let the young man be his human shield.

Su Jing couldn't shake off the three strange people, and looked at Lu Yajiu helplessly, only then did he suddenly realize that Lu Yajiu's face was as pale as paper, and even his eyes were a little scattered, for some reason, this fairy-like great cultivator became depressed. Su Jing asked with concern: "What's wrong with the seniors?"

Lu Yajiu shook his head, ignoring Su Jing, but looked at the three dwarves, and asked in a slightly obscure voice: "Why don't you three die?"

The ancestor was fierce, the strange man didn't dare not answer, the big head spoke first, and he looked quite proud: "As long as he doesn't die, we can't die, if you kill him once, we will live by his side once." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Su Jing. ...,

Su Jingdaqi: "What's the matter with me?"

No one paid any attention to him.

Lu Yajiu asked the three of them again: "Then who are you?"

The red-eyed big head raised his head: "I am a real person with red eyes, and all the treasures in this world are mine." As he spoke, he squinted his eyes, as if he could see through the world at a glance, and the treasures were all in the eyes of the law.

The lustful fat man held his chest up: "I am the god of flowers, the beauty of this world, none of them can escape from my palm." As he spoke, he crossed his hands on his hips and turned his belly outward, and the more shy he was, the more obscene he became.

The tuberculosis ghost was weak: "I am the Thunder Heavenly Venerable, I am hungry." "When he spoke, he covered his stomach with his hands, and his stomach was so hungry that he gurgled loudly, it really seemed to be thunder, but he explained his name of 'Thunder Heavenly Venerable'.

The corners of Lu Yajiu's eyes jumped, and the murderous aura burst out, but soon he endured it again, and asked again, "Then who is Su Qiangqiang from you?"

This question didn't seem to be easy to answer, and the three monsters looked at each other, and the big-headed Akame Zhenren thought about it, and said tentatively: "Daddy?" Su Jing was inevitably startled again.

The fat man shook his head, disagreed, and said, "Brother?"

Akame Majin still felt inappropriate: "We are him?"

The Flower Divine Monarch was full of hesitation: "But he's not us... Nor can we be him. ”

Mato Akame: "What's that?"

The Flower Divine Monarch sighed: "No matter what it is, I still want a girl with a big ass." ”

The red eyes lit up, and greed was revealed: "I also want to rob the baby......"

Still the tuberculosis ghost 'Lei Dong Tianzun' was more serious, and said to the two companions: "The real person and the divine monarch are right, he is a father and a brother, he is us and not us, we are him and not him...... But don't forget, he has a twofold relationship with you and me: he is our lord and he is our prisoner!"

This messy remark made Su Jing very loud, but the other two dwarves both nodded and said in unison: "Tianzun's words are extremely true, Xiaoxian is taught, and I will invite you to dinner another day." ”

The three of them chatted on their own, and they all used honorific titles, but when they answered Lu Yajiu's question, the ancestor thought and thought, and suddenly raised his head and let out a loud daxiao...... The laughter roared and shook the heavens and the earth, but there was no trace of joy in it, only deep disappointment and self-deprecation.

Lu Yajiu couldn't stop laughing, Su Jing could probably think that it seemed that the three dwarves behind him were the result of cultivating the 'three, three, three, and that trick', and this result was afraid that it would not help Lu Yajiu's plan to continue his life.

Su Jing knew that he couldn't persuade Engong, so he could only sigh secretly in his heart, and after waiting for a while, seeing that Lu Yajiu was still in his soul, the young man turned around and asked the three 'immortals': "You just said that as long as I live, you won't die?"

Three people at the same time: "Not bad!"

"That means that if you want to live, you have to save my life?" Su Jing confirmed in an accentuated tone.

The three of them nodded again and repeated, "Not bad!"

Su Jingyi stomped his feet: "Then after you provoked a powerful enemy just now, you hid behind me again, what's going on." ”

Akame Shenjun replied seriously: "You don't know, it hurts to die once!"

The other two ended: "Yes, it hurts." ”