Chapter 560: Prank
Chapter 560
"Give me the tea!" As soon as Yaoqin came back from holding two cans of old tea, Erfu hurriedly greeted her, and at the same time moved the bottles and jars on the square table in front of her with both hands, as if she was going to do an experiment, which made the corners of Yaoqin's mouth twitch as if she had sheep's horn wind.
On the small porcelain jar with the pattern of the Zhilan jade tree, a faded seal was sealed, and Erfu looked at the words written on it with the forty-sixth year of Kangxi in the Qing Dynasty, and laughed, she didn't believe that the disgusting and immortal Li family dared to touch the people around her, hummed......
Pepper noodles, fine salt, chili noodles, and a pinch of incense burner ash are stirred into the tea leaves that are fried into rolls, accompanied by the dusty smell unique to old tea, tsk, and the smell is as bad as pickle water that has been stored for a winter.
"I didn't ask you in detail just now, tell me why the Li family punished you!" While Yaoqin was holding the porcelain jar and going down to seal it, Erfu casually leaned on the back of the Taishi chair, beckoned to the guzheng who was bowing his head and covering his face with ice cubes on the side, and asked in a low voice.
Speaking of being punished, Guzheng really wanted to look up to the sky and shout three times that he was wronged.
Early in the morning, the main courtyard Chang Fujin arranged for someone to send a letter over, saying that it was because of the concern of Naxin Gege to enter the door, so as to avoid the morning and dusk of these days, she saw that her master was sleeping soundly, and she should not wake up for a while, and she was not a person who could bear to do embroidery work, so she lightly cleaned up the guy style used by Lilph in the clean room, and smelled the smell of the muslin clothes piled up in the clean room, which was really a bit big, so she discussed with Yaoqin, and took advantage of this time to fold those clothes, and a few sets of quilts that need to be washedThe mattress was packed into a deep tray and went directly to the pulp washing room.
It was originally a matter of running errands, she couldn't bear to be idle, so she didn't let the little palace maid runway, who knew that when she came back, she bumped into Li picking flowers in the garden, she didn't see Li standing on the back of the shade for a while, and she was able to go forward in time to salute, which made Li catch the handle, not only punished her for kneeling in the garden for half an hour, kneeling so that her legs were numb, but also in front of a servant, Li personally rewarded ten big slaps, and hit her with gold stars.
"Are you saying that just for this little thing, she punished you for kneeling in the garden for half an hour?" Erfu really didn't know that there was such a stubble, and when she heard Gu Zheng say this, she also noticed the folds on the hem of her robe, and her eyebrows wrinkled even tighter, "You don't know how to send a little palace maid back to send me a letter to save you, besides, you are also a dignified palace maid in our courtyard, and you won't bring someone with you when you go out......"
"It's the slave's fault, and I will definitely be more careful in the future, and never let others catch the handle. Erf's tone was not good, and the guzheng that had not yet been freed from the injury was a little unclear about what Erf meant, but Erf felt that his face was damaged, and he was not very happy, so he was busy admitting his mistake and obeying the soft way.
In this regard, Erfu is naturally another black line.
However, for the sake of the guzheng that has been beaten into a pig's head, she can't toss the guzheng anymore, so she only told Xiaowen to find out the jade dew paste in the cabinet and apply it to the guzheng, so as not to leave a mark and hurt her face, so she reluctantly let the guzheng go down to rest.
As soon as the guzheng was dispatched, Yaoqin came back with the sealed tea canister.
"Such a good thing is so bad, otherwise if you get two pots of tea eggs to eat, it would be pretty good!" took the tea canister sent by Yaoqin, Erfu, who had a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, looked left and right, rubbed the delicate patterns on it, and muttered softly with a reluctant face.
After speaking, she didn't need to be accosted, turned her head to greet Yaoqin and Xiaoman, who had fallen into a sluggish state, and went into the inner room to change into a big placket dress that she wore when she went out, combed the standard shelf, and held a pair of lotus flowers with gold and jade pendants with more than ten strings of pearl tassels the size of rice grains, and stepped on the embroidered shoes at the bottom of the flower pot and sat on the soft sedan chair to go to the east courtyard.
Don't ask why she changed her mind, she dressed up and went to the East Courtyard, she just didn't want to miss Li's wonderful expression, of course, she was also a little angry that Li had done too much in it, and wanted to go to Li's face in person.
In the east courtyard, Li was also stunned when he heard that Erfu came to see her, but soon showed a disdainful smile and ordered Liuli to invite someone in.
To tell the truth, if you ask her who is the person she least wants to conflict with in this mansion, it is naturally the Wulanala clan, because the Wulanala clan is the upright Fujin in this mansion, no matter what the fourth master's opinion of the Wulanala clan is, but the concubine is humble, no matter whether she is right or wrong, she can't get any benefits from the fourth master, but when she meets Erfu, then she has nothing to be afraid of.
Don't look at the fourth master, who now spoils this noble girl from the Guerjia clan like his own daughter, but in the final analysis, it is just a concubine, that is, a pleasing thing, the same as her, and at a glance, I know that this Guerjia clan is a brainless person, and he does not fight for power when he has a great opportunity, but ******** pleasing the fourth master, nesting in a quiet corner of the west courtyard all day long, and not even knowing how to cultivate a henchman, such a fool girl, as long as the fourth master does not protect her, there is no way to live in this huge mansion, and it is precisely because she expected that Erfu is a stepping stone without a hundred days, so when she is not happy, she will not even think about it and directly take the guzheng, the big palace maid with a face in front of Erfu.
"Sister Guerjia is really a rare guest, please sit inside!" Erfu just walked to the door of the room, and before she could see the furnishings in Li's room, Li stepped out with small steps, and that look really didn't look like Angzi who had just slapped her in the face, and smiled as if she had seen her own relatives, so she directly took Erfu's jade hand on Yaoqin's wrist, squeezed away Yaoqin who was standing beside Erfu, and said softly, "Sister, why are you so idle today, come to my sister's place to walk around!"
"I'm just an idler who eats and waits for death, isn't that a lot of idle work!" Erfu smelled the heavy fragrance of fat powder on Li's body, frowned uncomfortably, smiled and beckoned Xiao Man to give the prepared gift, and said very warmly and affectionately, "I have long planned to come to you for a walk, but I am always worried that your nobles are busy, and I am also afraid of disturbing you and the concubines to enjoy the flowers and listen to the music. After teaching the girls around me, I couldn't take care of that much, so I took some small gifts and came to thank you!
Speaking of which, it's also my inability to be the master, I can't even manage my subordinates well, I don't know the slightest measure, I actually didn't see you enjoying the flowers in the yard, you don't mind! This is the best Tieguanyin in the autumn tea, a serious tribute, if it weren't for the guzheng to make amends for you this time, I really can't bear such a good thing!" As he spoke, Erfu raised his hand, took the brocade box wrapped in red silk cloth from Xiaoman's hand, and put it in Li's hand with a smile.
"Sister, what are you talking about!
It was said that my sister was reckless, and she was angry without seeing people clearly, but when she said this, her sister was really not good at recycling, so she had to move her hand and hit the people around her sister, hurting her sister's face.
Originally, my sister thought that she would go over to explain to you in a while, but she didn't want her sister to come first. "If you want to talk about acting, then Li's is definitely no worse than the Oscar-winning actress, she took Erf's words without even stumbling, and bowed her head with guilt on her face and said, that look is really a little bit of pity for me!
Erfu didn't want to squeeze the Li family out of the stage with two sentences, so he continued to play the wit with a smile, and said that the Li dog used the mouse to do more idle things, and secretly accused the Li family of holding chicken feathers as an arrow, and did not put the Wulanala clan in his eyes, and the ancestors were like nothing, and actually privately disposed of the three banners of the Internal Affairs Office, and said that Li's face changed, and his face was very ugly, so he smiled lightly, waved his hand indifferently, and said softly: " My sister thinks too much, I'm really grateful to my sister, speaking of this work, I'm really not very good at it, and it's a shame that they are usually sensible, otherwise I really don't know what to do!
Today, I'm here to express my gratitude, and I also want to ask my sister for advice, don't think about it. As he spoke, Erfu pushed the brocade box back to Li's eyes again, with a look of 'if you don't accept it, you look down on me', and said lightly, "This little care, you can't help but accept it, otherwise I thought you were looking down on my sister!"
"That sister said so, then I am ashamed to accept this gift. Li was snatched by Erfu, and the whole person was not good, and a pair of eyes looked up and down on Erfu, as if he really knew Erfu for the first time.
Looking at Li's elongated face, Erfu was very satisfied and slapped a little slap in his heart, but there was a slight smile on his face, and he glanced at the front hall at the end of the stone path pointedly, and got up and said goodbye beautifully: "It's not too early, I'm afraid that my sister will go to the front hall to see the stewards in a while, then my sister won't bother my sister here, go back first, wait another day, my sister will be free, let's drink tea and chat together." ”
Others don't know that Erfu, a person who has been close to the Ulanala clan for a while, can see it clearly on the side, don't look at the Wulanala clan's decentralization, but this mess in the house has been firmly held by the Ulanala clan, and the only time the big kitchen handed over to the Li clan was also so pitted that the Li clan lost face in front of the fourth master, and was reclaimed by the Ulanala clan early on.
Now the only right that is still in the hands of the Li family is just a few inconspicuous Zhuangzi in the suburbs of Beijing, not only the fields are pitiful, but also some inferior places, even self-financing is a difficult thing, a few Zhuangtou is not very literate, the account book is messy, I am afraid that no one can understand except the bookkeeping Zhuangtou, it is definitely a thankless job, entrusting this mess to the hands of the Li family, this is definitely another pit dug by the Wulanala clan for her.
Especially now that the spring is blooming and Wan Lai is recovering, all kinds of trivial things are annoying to the individual, and a few village heads seem to have discussed it and run to the house, and the Li family can't do it yet, after all, she bothered to divide power from the Wulanala clan.
However, Erfu has always been stunned in the house, and the Wulanala clan didn't think of things that even the fourth master hadn't seen through, but Erfu could see it clearly, not to mention the Li family, who didn't know much about Erfu, so although she made Erfu stuff her stomach full of grievances, she didn't think much about it, and even Erfu's meaningful eyes were only thrown into the back of her mind as a coincidence, and she tried to squeeze out a smile and personally sent Erfu out of the courtyard gate, and then returned to the upper room, smashing the brocade box on the table on the ground with a hideous face.
Li never dreamed that Erfu would do this kind of childlike prank in the tea sent to her, although she didn't really drink it, but she didn't take too much precautions, she fell to the ground like this, the thin layer of red silk cloth spread out at once, and the lid of the brocade box was directly opened, and the porcelain jar without any shockproof treatment was not done, and the round porcelain bottle rolled to the square brick floor without any barrier, and shattered into several fine pieces of porcelain.
The tea leaves mixed with pepper noodles, chili noodles, fine salt, incense burner ash and other irritating powders were scattered directly on the ground, and when the breeze blew at the door, the taste was not to mention how sour and refreshing, especially the faint sour and rotten smell, so choked that Li almost vomited, and hurriedly blocked his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, and reprimanded in a low voice full of disgust: "Vomit...... What does this smell like, don't hurry up and clean it up!"
As he spoke, Li disappeared as if fleeing, and quickly disappeared into the doorway, standing in the courtyard, taking deep breaths and cursing in a low voice, Gualja Erf, the initiator.
Liuli, who was left in the room to clean up, suffered more than Li's, and when she packed up the tea leaves and came to Li's to return, she felt that she was stained with a disgusting smell.
Soon, she realized that her feelings were not delusions.
Because she had just walked to the position three steps in front of Li Shi and stood still, Li Shi had already waved her hand again and again, signaling her to stand in place, covering her handkerchief, and fled to the back door of the front hall, pointing at her with trembling fingers, and screaming: "What is the smell on your body, why is it so bad, don't you hurry up and wash it!"
As it turns out, Erf is definitely a good prankster.
Don't look at the things she uses will not have any bad reactions to the body, but it is a strange trick that she learned from a particularly eccentric little friend after she received a bloody lesson, don't look at the things used, but when mixed together, it is definitely regarded as a weapon of great destruction, and that unpleasant smell, once it is stained, it will not dissipate without three or two days.
It's definitely not hurtful, but it's exceptionally disgusting.
Liuli was reprimanded by Li, but she didn't dare to slack off, stood downwind, and finished the matter of tidying up the room and smoking the spices of the fresh air, and then hurriedly went to the backyard from the ear door at the corner of the corridor to wash.
(To be continued.) )