Qin Feng wanted to change the topic, but the handsome guy preemptively said: "You don't understand the cheat, you have been in Huaxia for so long." Let me tell you, a pit dad is a pit dad, in layman's terms, it is to do something that endangers the interests of the people around you, for example, you steal your own alchemy secret recipe and give it to others, this is the pit dad. ”

Quiet!

Qin Feng and Qingya glanced at each other, but neither of them spoke.

Brother Peach Blossom made a look of sudden realization, nodded and said, "This is the pit father, don't say I really don't know." Although I often went to China a while ago, I rarely dealt with ordinary **, so I didn't know such a term...... Hey, no, Brother Qin, I really want to show you the secret recipe of Xianhu Mansion, am I cheating?"

Qin Shao's face darkened, and he hurriedly raised his wine glass and said, "Huahua, you are so smart and capable, how can you cheat your father? ”

Brother Peach Blossom was immediately relieved: "That's it, if I don't fulfill my promise, won't I become a friend of the pit, and I definitely can't do that." ”

This thing is born to be a cheating material, and it is simply self-taught.

At this moment, an old man stepped on the auspicious clouds and floated over, and said with a smile on his face: "The four are Qin Feng, Chen Jie, Qingya and Chen Xi?"

Qin Feng pointed at himself with his thumb and said, "I am Qin Feng, he is Chen Jie, she is Qingya, who is Chen Xi?" Are you mistaken, we don't have this name here." ”

The handsome guy raised his hand weakly and said in a resentful tone, "I'm Chen Xi." ”

Qin Shao immediately made an expression when he saw the alien: "Your name is Chen Xi, why have I never heard of you?"

The handsome guy's face turned green: "It's that you never asked if it's good, you always call me Chen Xishuai or rare handsome guy, have you asked my name?"

"Hehe, Chen Xi, Chen Xishuai, at least two words are the same, don't be so serious. He smiled and said, "I still think Chen Xishuai is better, much better than Chen Xi, what do you say, Brother Peach Blossom?"

Chen Jie nodded solemnly and said, "I also think that the name Chen Xishuai is good and domineering." ”

Chen Xi waved his hand: "If you are handsome, you will be handsome, anyway, I am used to it, but if you call me Chen Xi, I will be a little uncomfortable." ”

If you don't talk about being cheap, most of the time it's self-inflicted, since you don't have an opinion on yourself, then what are we polite to you.

When the old fairy saw them chatting, he was about to be ignored, and hurriedly said: "Four, I'm here to convey the will of the Jade Emperor, do you want to listen to me and then talk?"

The three of them immediately put away their grinning expressions, of course, these three people did not include Qin Dashao.

This is the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor is the boss, the will of the boss is the golden rule, Chen Jie, Chen Xi and Qingya have received this kind of education since childhood.

Qin Feng is different, living in a modern society where human rights are supreme, and he has no concept at all about the holy decrees issued by ancient emperors.

The old immortal continued: "Before the demon clan invaded Huaxia and tens of thousands of people were wiped out by the Crystal King Star army, their king protested to the Heavenly Court, demanding justice for him. This matter, the Jade Emperor issued an order for you to deal with. ”

Qin Shao's eyes widened: "Let's deal with it, how to deal with it, is there a specific charter?"

The old immortal shook his head and said, "No, because there has never been such a thing before, what the Jade Emperor means is that since they want to toss, then beat them to death, and if they are obedient, there will be nothing left." ”

Rub, what kind of bastard is this, but my brother likes it.

He smiled: "I know, you go back and tell Uncle Jade Emperor, we will definitely take care of this matter." ”

The old immortal said: "In order to show the bearing of our heavenly realm, the heavenly lord instructed that it is necessary to salute first and then soldier...... Ahem, we don't seem to have peace with the demons, anyway, you can watch it yourself, but you must only take advantage and not suffer losses, otherwise the Jade Emperor will be angry. ”

Chen Xi said: "We will definitely complete the task." ”

After the old immortal left, Qin Feng hooked his neck with his right arm and said, "How did the Jade Emperor think of handing over such a task to us?"

The handsome guy analyzed: "I must think that the four of us are young and talented, so it's not a pity." By the way, Brother Qin, since it is a salute before a soldier, what kind of etiquette should be used?"

Among the four people, Qin Feng was the highest-level, and everyone couldn't help but take him as the master.

He shook his fist and said, "That's the ceremony." ”

"The fist is a salute, but what about the soldiers?" asked Chen Jie puzzled.

Qin Shao took out the Haotian Hammer, put it on the table, made a clanging sound, and said, "This is a soldier, a weapon!"

The handsome guy gave a thumbs up: "Brother Qin is mighty, just do it!" When we meet with the negotiators of the demon clan, let's beat them first, and if anyone dares to disagree, then hammer them, and then listen to what they say." ”

Qingya rubbed her forehead with her snow-white little hands, made a careless appearance of making friends, and said, "You guys are negotiating, obviously whoever has the big fist has the final say!"

"That's how it is. Qin Shao said arrogantly: "With my buddy's current strength, even if it is a king-level demon clan, it will still fly with a hammer, as for other small fish and shrimp, it is not enough to see at all!"

In a few words, the established policy is finalized, and continue drinking.

Haotian Palace, the hearty laughter lasted for a long time.

Emperor Haotian is so happy, he has raised so many apprentices, and finally one of them has grown up, giving him a long face as a master.

The disciples were infected, and everyone's faces were filled with joy.

After laughing for a while, the Great Emperor stopped and said, "My closed disciple, is that easy to bully, how did the Giant Spirit God's top-grade spirit immortal become a vulnerable attack, and he has no power to parry in front of the Haotian Hammer." ”

An apprentice echoed: "That's the disciple you personally taught, not to mention a little giant spirit god, even if he walks sideways in the heavenly court, what can others do?"

The Emperor's eyes widened: "How can you speak? What do you mean to walk sideways in the heavenly court, it's too arrogant, right?"

The disciple's face darkened, and he hurriedly confessed: "Master, I was wrong......

The emperor pointed at him and shouted: "Don't say that in the future, although you think so as a teacher, it seems unkind to say it, you know......? However, occasionally say it in front of the master, let the teacher have a good time, rest assured that I will not punish you. But remember, don't say much, let alone tell outsiders. ”

The disciple who was scolded was dumbfounded at that time, master, you think so too?