After sprinkling dust on the windows and body, Liu Bosheng clapped his hands, looked sideways at me and asked, "Start?"

"Uh-huh, pretend to be realistic. I nodded my head, jumped out of the car, and went around the back of the car to prevent Ye Hao from seeing me.

"I can't pretend to be anything else, but pretending to be that can definitely give you a wonderful interpretation, please be good. Liu Bosheng puffed out his cheeks, put the pink naughty leopard mask on his face again, and then ripped off the headphones that were plugged into Ye Hao's ears.

Ye Hao was still wearing a hairband at the moment, and his face was full of anxiety: "Friend, if there is anything we can talk about, aren't you just asking for money?" I have money, as long as you let me go, it doesn't matter how much it is, my surname is Ye, if your friend doesn't believe it, you can inquire a little." ”

"Mr. Ye, I don't want to beat you, and don't make excuses for me to beat you, okay?" Liu Bosheng shook his wrist, lit a cigarette and stuffed it into Ye Hao's mouth, and said with a smile: "Of course I know that your surname is Ye, and I also know that your name is Ye Hao, you are Monica's boss, or the Ye family's top waste wood son-in-law." ”

"You.." Ye Hao paused for a moment, and only after a while did he pick up the conversation: "Friend, are you Feng Blind's subordinate or sent by Big Brother Fathead Fish? I don't just owe you a little gambling debt, as for kidnapping me? Even if you really tie me up, what can you do with me?"

"Smack!"

Before he could finish speaking, Liu Bosheng raised his arm and slapped his mouth on Ye Hao's cheeks, directly knocking the hairband in front of his eyes crooked.

Liu Bosheng hurriedly scolded with a white face: "You are paralyzed, did I ask you? You are here to tell me stand-up comedy." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Ye Hao's chicken pecked his head twice, and lowered his head and muttered, "Friend, I understand your rules, don't worry, I definitely didn't see your face clearly, don't tear up the ticket.."

Liu Bosheng straightened the hairband again, hugged Ye Hao's shoulders with a smile and said, "Old Ye, I guess your family hasn't been particularly harmonious recently, right?"

Ye Hao shuddered for a while, and there was no squeak for a long time, but his legs trembled violently, which was enough to prove that he must be very flustered at the moment.

"The old man lives a chic life, no one plans to live with you, you said that you are still begging for nothing, and refuse to divorce, why bother?" Liu Bosheng continued: "You have been in Yangcheng for so many years, you must know your Ye family's status better than me, you use your own brain, if it weren't for someone more capable to hire me and lend me ten guts, I would dare to tie you up from the door of your clubhouse." ”

Hearing this, Ye Hao's trembling legs suddenly stopped, his lowered head was slightly raised, and he asked in a hoarse voice: "You.. What do you mean?"

Liu Bosheng opened up a little playfully: "You are a smart person, I say it so bluntly, don't you still understand what I mean? It is interesting to let me poke the window paper? We are all men, my brother advises you, let go when you should let go, it's not a way for you to drag it all the time, right?"

Ye Hao suddenly struggled with emotion, and roared like crazy: "Meili arranged for you to come? she actually found someone to kidnap me in order to divorce me..."

"Don't make noise!" Liu Bosheng smashed an elbow on Ye Hao's chest, and then grabbed his neck and scared: "If you want to howl again, Lao Tzu will kill you now, anyway, divorce and widowhood are all the same nature for employers." ”

After Ye Hao coughed violently twice, he gradually stopped, sniffed and said, "Friend, can you light me another cigarette and let me think about it carefully." ”

Liu Bosheng pulled his hairband up, then took out a cigarette case, lit a cigarette and handed it to Ye Hao's mouth, and said with a smile: "Yes, if you show this attitude, we can still live together peacefully." ”

Ye Hao didn't squeak, biting the cigarette holder, as if he was enjoying it.

A cigarette was quickly smoked by him, and Liu Bosheng lit another cigarette for him and stuffed it into his mouth.

After smoking three or four cigarettes in a row, Ye Hao said in one breath: "Friend, there are some things you don't understand, I have been a husband and wife with Meili for so many years, I understand her character, she just has a fire in her heart, so she won't really let people do me, do you think this will work? ”

Liu Bosheng raised his arm without thinking and scolded: "What about Lao Ye, is there no rule in our business?"

Ye Hao was already about to beat him again, so he was so frightened that he quickly curled up his neck and begged: "Don't hit me.."

Liu Bosheng paused and said: "That's it, I'm not a person who kills indiscriminately, besides, because of this kind of family dispute killing, it will also affect my performance in the rivers and lakes, you call your wife, and your attitude is strong, just say that you will not divorce if you swear to death, maybe the employer feels that it is quite difficult, just call me to cancel this plan, let's go our separate ways when we are done, what's the matter?"

Ye Hao was silent for a few seconds and asked, "Do you want to fight now?"

Liu Bosheng slammed a fist on Ye Hao's chest and scolded: "Otherwise, why are you still preparing to fight for the New Year." ”

A few seconds later, Liu Bosheng took out Ye Hao's mobile phone and dialed a number signed "Wife 1".

While waiting for the phone to be connected, Liu Bosheng sneered while scanning the address book: "Lao Ye, you are playing quite fancy, wife 1, wife 2 all the way to wife 7, what's the matter? This is planning to change one every week, change the bride every night, and be the groom every day." ”

Ye Hao hurriedly explained: "No, these are all my wife's numbers, she has a lot of mobile phones, some are work numbers, some are family numbers, and some are the numbers of her and some close friends, I don't know which phone call she can find her, so I simply saved them all." ”

"Uh... It's all your daughter-in-law's. Liu Bosheng responded unexpectedly: "It's not easy for you to blame." ”

Ye Hao shrank his neck twice, and smiled awkwardly without making a sound.

I couldn't help but laugh a little when I heard it from outside the car, most men actually have a dream in their hearts for nothing, if they can meet a daughter-in-law with a prominent family background, and become a door-to-door son-in-law directly after finishing the work, then the small life will definitely be sweeter than honey.

But when the dream shines into reality, look at the current Ye Hao, who has such a strong wife, I suddenly feel that looking for a daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter if the family is not a family, the main thing is to believe in love.

From "Wife 1" to "Wife 5", the phone was finally connected, and a cold female voice came from the mobile phone: "I have already made everything that should be said, why are you still calling? If you don't agree to the divorce, I don't mind going through the judicial process." ”

Ye Hao cried and said with a sad face: "Beautiful, beautiful, one day husband and wife, you said that I have been with you for so long as a cow and a horse, and you are still because of divorce."

Liu Bosheng directly hung up his mobile phone, took out a dagger from behind his waist and put it on Ye Hao's lower abdomen, and shouted: "Don't be so stupid who shouldn't be nagging, you just tell her directly, you won't divorce, you won't leave if you die, if necessary, you can also say something cruel to threaten her, anyway, as long as you let the employer understand that divorce is more difficult, this matter is basically half." ”

"Yes, yes, yes.." Ye Hao was so frightened that his face turned pale and nodded his head wildly.

Liu Bosheng waved the circlip, with a hideous threat: "I told you Ha Laoye, you just in time for Lao Tzu to believe in Buddhism in the past two days, otherwise I would have stabbed you to death and went back to the employer to get the money." ”

"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate. Ye Hao bit his lip and nodded: "I won't talk nonsense." ”

Liu Bosheng grabbed the circlip and hooked Ye Hao's neck, pressed the phone again and said: "Remember, the attitude must be resolute, the position must be firm, you will directly call her name and threaten later, you say that you know her dirty things, and you don't want to divorce, if she persecutes you again, it's a big deal." ”

Soon the phone was connected again, and the female voice reprimanded impatiently: "Are you annoying, don't you sleep and don't let others rest?"

Ye Hao took two deep breaths, stared at his eyes and roared: "Ye Meili, don't deceive people too much, today I will tell you to die, I will not leave this marriage if I am killed, even if you find a killer to get me, I will not leave, if you are aggressive, I will tell your parents all the things that you can't see, so that you will never be able to raise your head in the Ye family, beautiful, beautiful, you are really not beautiful at all"