Even if he has a lot of stage experience, Xiaofeng is still a little nervous in another art form, and the consequence of the tension is that he can't keep up with the rhythm of Lao Guo and Yu Qian, but soon this tension disappears, Xiaofeng found that this kind of performance with no fixed script is actually similar to the usual variety show bickering, compared to chattering Liu Zaishi, Lao Guo and Yu Qian's combat effectiveness is not strong. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The tension disappeared Xiaofeng began to try to control the rhythm of the bickering, this is a habit that Xiaofeng developed as an MC, even Liu Zaishi does not have an absolute advantage in this regard, let alone Lao Guo and Yu Qian.

"Although I am a Korean, I really like the art of cross talk, and those who know Mr. Guo know that Mr. Guo has been committed to more people understanding the art of cross talk. "For cross talk, it is a habitual method to praise first if you want to belittle, and Xiaofeng, who has no sense of tension, began to dig a pit for Lao Guo.

"You have lifted, such a lofty goal is definitely not something that can be achieved by me alone, he needs the joint efforts of our cross talk world, just like my Lao Guo alone is absolutely impossible to achieve today's results, and the military merit medal is half of Teacher Yu. Lao Guo uncharacteristically praised his partner, which made Mr. Yu a little uncomfortable, this kind of words, Mr. Yu said that the more the better, no matter how much he can bear, their Yu family has not provided themes for Lao Guo's cross talk.

"I admit what Mr. Guo said, those previous achievements are really due to Mr. Yu's contributions, but it is precisely because Mr. Yu has delayed the development of cross talk internationalization. After Xiao Feng affirmed the achievements of the two, he began to divide the two, and each one was the best strategy.

"Hey, Feng En, what did you say, why did I delay my development? If you need to say anything else to perform on stage, I will endure it, I must not carry such a big pot. Teacher Yu complained dissatisfied when he heard Xiaofeng say this, how could he delay the internationalization of cross talk.

"Yes, Feng En, although I love to listen to what you say, but it's not good to talk nonsense, Teacher Yu has been working hard for so many years, and he does not hesitate to sacrifice his family to entertain the public, how can you become a sinner who delays the internationalization of cross talk. Lao Guo's help not only failed to win Mr. Yu's gratitude, but made Mr. Yu even more angry, and the audience continued to praise the performance of the three with boos.

Only a very small number of people in the audience know who Xiaofeng is, and many people only know what Xiaofeng is doing after a while, and they can't think of why Xiaofeng appeared on the cross talk stage.

Although these audiences do not buy Xiaofeng's account, it is still quite interesting for a foreign artist to come on stage to say crosstalk, especially this foreign artist speaks Chinese very well.

According to the previous routine, Lao Guo will definitely be regarded as the object of burial in a similar situation, and Yu Qian has seen too much, although Lao Guo has been plagued by his apprentices, but the audience still prefers to watch Lao Guo being complained about.

"Although there are more and more people who can speak Chinese now, it is inevitable that Crosstalk wants to develop internationally and translate into English. After calming Teacher Yu with Lao Guo, Xiaofeng continued to speak according to his own train of thought.

"Well, this makes sense, after all, English still surpasses Chinese in popularity. Lao Guo nodded and said that Xiaofeng was right.

"I admit I'm right, but how can I be a sinner if I translate it into English?" Mr. Yu was still very dissatisfied with the back-up incident.

"Don't worry, listen to me, I promise to give you a perfect explanation to Mr. Yu. Xiao Feng made a perfect gesture in exchange for the unanimous contempt of Lao Guo and Yu Qian.

"It's not very difficult to translate cross talk, the only thing you need to worry about is that English can't reflect the breadth and profundity of the Chinese language at all, and some jokes and burdens are not easy to express in English or the effect of expression is not good. But these are not the main problems, the main problem is in the actors. After Xiaofeng entered the state, he traveled with Lao Guo and Yu Qian in a three-legged situation, and because of Lao Guo's deliberate retreat, Xiaofeng became the most powerful voice in the Three Kingdoms.

"What's wrong with what we're talking about, what's wrong with the translation, what's not what we're talking about is all stand-up comedy. "As the spokesperson of the praise, Mr. Yu has a lot of fighting, and it is not good to say that the praise is not good.

"Teacher Yu, don't like to listen to it, what do you say that the words you praise are translated into English, except for ah, hey, um, ha and other tone particles are also yesyesnono, is this talking about cross talk or live broadcast** scene. To be honest, as a Korean, Xiaofeng feels that the pressure to say this is so great, and it is easy to rise to the height of international disputes if one can not do it, but fortunately, the audience is still quite face-saving, and Mr. Yu, who was speechless, gave a great boo.

"Feng En, you're right, it seems that I will definitely not be able to take Teacher Yu to perform abroad in the future, there are enough places where cross talk has been criticized, and it is not good to be seized for such a crime of spreading yinhui thoughts, senior brother, why don't you sacrifice for the sake of such a person as Yunde Club?"

"What am I sacrificing, you guys are simply crooked, you dare to go out of the country because of our praise, you all say stand-up comedy if you have the ability, and the backstage praise is all for me, in the future, Yunde Club will take the international route, there is nothing to do with us, everyone hurry up and find a way out. Teacher Yu retorted angrily.

The biggest split crisis since the establishment of the Yunde Society was thus generated, it came out very suddenly, and it ended faster, after Teacher Yu sacrificed the killer weapon, Lao Guo took the initiative to admit his mistake, and said that he did not want children and wives and could not want Yu Qian, Lao Guo also said that even if it is internationalized in the future, he will not speak English crosstalk, foreigners can listen to crosstalk, and they have been to the eighth level of Chinese.

The more Lao Guo spoke, the more excited he became, and even raised this behavior to the level of spreading Chinese culture and letting the world have a deeper understanding of China.

After the crisis of trust was lifted, Lao Guo and Yu Qian, two good friends, shook hands and made peace, and then once again unanimously began to target Xiaofeng, since Xiaofeng thinks so well, South Korea is so close to China, and South Korea's culture is inherited in China, so the road to the internationalization of cross talk starts from South Korea.

In order to verify whether this idea is okay, Lao Guo also asked Xiaofeng to say a Korean tongue twister, saying that he didn't understand anything and asked Xiaofeng to translate a cross talk segment he and Yu Qian said on the spot, although few people can understand Korean, but there are a lot of laughs, especially when Xiaofeng blushes and doesn't know how to translate, Xiaofeng's language is no problem, but the content that can't stand the bad Lao Guo and Yu Qian says contains a lot of idioms and afterwords, although these two things also exist in Korean, there are a lot of similarities, but it is still difficult to achieve a high level of translation。

"Okay, that's pretty much it, there's other people's performances later, or we'll talk about it here. Lao Guo said unfinished, as soon as the words fell, many viewers shouted for another one, this kind of thing was expected by Lao Guo and Yu Qian, since they chose to go on stage, it was not so easy to get off the stage.

"Let's say, you don't know, it's too tiring to talk about cross talk with Koreans. Lao Guo wiped his sweat and said with a grin.

The audience in the audience immediately cooperated and said that they would let Xiaofeng go down, Lao Guo and Yu Qian continued, Xiaofeng felt very embarrassed, Xiaofeng knew that this was Lao Guo taking revenge on him just now, and he was uneasy to say good words just now.

"Although I am very moved by your proposal, I can't do that, we Huaxia people can't treat friends like this. Lao Guo replied with a look of Wu Na, Xiaofeng's nose was almost crooked, and Lao Guo's best thing was to provoke the audience to fight the enemy.

"Mr. Guo, I don't agree with what you say, what do you mean to tell me that cross talk is very tiring, I think what I said just now is good. After thinking about it, Xiaofeng still didn't dare to interact with the audience, this is not Xiaofeng's home field, it would be too embarrassing if the words were shouted out and no one responded.

"Not tired? brother, who followed you with such great confidence, I admit that you speak Chinese well, and you have performed well in the four classes to say and tease, but you can't learn and sing, or you will give the audience a piece of Taiping lyrics?" Lao Guo's proposal was responded to by all the audience in the audience.

"Taiping lyrics? I really know how to sing this, so I'll give you a big truth. "It's impossible to be embarrassed about Xiaofeng in Taiping lyrics, Xiaofeng can't sing a few words in other paragraphs, but to be honest, there is no problem for Xiaofeng to sing this kind of rotten old Guo's repertoire.

"Wait, on this stage, only I can sing the truth, this is the rule of Yunde Society, since you are on the stage of Yunde Society, you have to keep it, for the sake of you being a foreign friend, I won't worry about you, change one." As soon as Xiaofeng sang a sentence, he was stopped by Lao Guo, the reason was very strong and shameless, and even the audience despised Lao Guo with boos.

"Why? I tell you, it's not okay to sing a few words of foolishness, you have to sing it completely, so that it proves that you can sing. Lao Guo saw that Xiaofeng still wanted to open his mouth and hurriedly blocked the road, Lao Guo now believes that Xiaofeng is a fan of Deyun Club, and it is estimated that it is difficult to bear Xiaofeng by singing a few Taiping lyrics, but it is impossible for non-professionals to sing the full version at all.

"Admit that you can't sing, then let's talk about it, or Feng En, you can come to a big drum, Bangzi is okay, what about commenting on the opera?" Lao Guo said that Xiaofeng shook his head once, this feeling made Lao Guo very happy, but made Xiaofeng very unhappy.

Chinese culture has a long history, and there are many art forms, but the only thing Xiaofeng can sing in so many performance forms and dramas is Peking Opera, and it is the simplest and most disseminated small section, and other Xiaofeng really can't sing, but Lao Guo said so much that he avoided Peking Opera, which made Xiaofeng very helpless.

"Mr. Guo, I remember that learning also includes singing. Xiaofeng felt that he had to take the initiative, Xiaofeng was not very sure about singing Peking Opera, and singing Xiaofeng was at a professional level.

"Singing, okay, but you can't sing Korean, or we don't know if you sing it wrong, and we just can't fool the audience on the stage of our Yunde Club. Lao Guo also felt that the contempt was almost gone, so he was relieved.

Lao Guo's sentence that he couldn't fool the audience got a full boo, and Lao Guo asked the audience what he was booing with a blank face, and he felt that he didn't say anything shameless.

"Feng En, since that's the end of the story, I'll give you another request, it's okay to sing, but you must sing the famous song of our Yunde Club. Yu Qian, who hadn't spoken for a long time, was embarrassed for Xiaofeng with one mouth.

"Okay, then let's have a song of Xiao Yueyue's famous song Five Rings. After Xiaofeng finished speaking, he didn't give Lao Guo and Yu Qian time to react, if he waited a little longer, it was estimated that Mr. Yu would be able to only sing the songs he sang.

"Uh, uh. As soon as Xiaofeng sang two sentences, Lao Guo began to perform and vomit.

"Teacher Guo, what's wrong with you, aren't you pregnant, do you need me to help you contact Datiezhuzi Hospital, go and remember to find Director Tong." Lao Guo can't sing Xiaofeng like this, so he can only vent his dissatisfaction in this way.

"I vomited this song, in our Yunde Club, if anyone eats too much and has indigestion, or is poisoned, let my apprentice Xiao Yueyue sing this song, it's better than anything else, let's change it." Lao Guo explained as if he couldn't stop vomiting.

It doesn't matter if you don't let you sing the song of the five rings, Xiaofeng can also sing another famous song of Xiao Yueyue to send her lover, but I didn't expect to vomit again after just singing a few words, this time it was not Lao Guo, but the thousands of viewers in the audience.

"Are you here to listen to cross talk? You said that if you listen to a cross talk and get pregnant, it won't be troublesome, the lady is okay to say that at most, she doesn't know who the child's father is, and the man's problem is big, if Yundeshe has this ability, it is estimated that there is no need to make a living by laughing, and it can be directly corrected for infertility. Xiaofeng pretended to be angry and began to complain.

"You can wait, you can't talk such nonsense, Feng En, do you know what it means to be funny?" Teacher Yu stood up in time to stop Xiaofeng, although there is no video recording of this performance and you can say something that can't be broadcast, but the scale can't be so big.

"I don't know, isn't selling jokes for money?" Xiaofeng's sincere question made Teacher Yu feel like he didn't know how to answer.

"I'll explain it to you when I step down, but now you just need to know that it can't be used here. "At the critical moment, Lao Guo is more methodical, and the matter will pass with a sloppy eye.