Lao Guo and Teacher Yu made up a new love history for each other, and the two did not step down immediately after talking about their emotional experience, and the next performance is Xiao Guo, the apprentice of Lao Guo's son Teacher Yu, as a father and master, they have the responsibility to help say a few words, and needless to say, Xiao Guo's partner is Yun'er. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"We're done with this paragraph, and now it's my son's turn to play. Lao Guo waved his flag and shouted at his son with an embarrassed face, although he was embarrassed every time, but he did the same next time.

"Well, that's your own son. Teacher Yu said while wiping his sweat, adding a malicious accent to the pro-word.

"Is it my own son, do you emphasize it, whether it's my own son, I don't know?" Lao Guo squinted at Teacher Yu and said very dissatisfied.

"Look what are you anxious about, what did I say, it's wrong to say that it's your own son, okay, my own son is going to perform on stage. Teacher Yu said with an aggrieved face.

"Go, go, what nonsense are you talking about, how did I become your son after raising me for so many years. Lao Guo pushed Teacher Yu to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Yes, Sheng'en didn't raise En's growth, don't worry, he will always call you Dad. Teacher Yu relented.

"Teacher Yu, if you say that, we have to have a good fight, why did my son become your son. Lao Guo said that he absolutely couldn't bear this kind of thing.

"From a genetic point of view, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, his hair is straight, and he doesn't resemble anything like that. Lao Guo said that when he didn't smoke or drink, there was a lot of boos from the audience, and when he said that his hair was straight, the audience shouted that it was straight.

"Thank you, sure enough, the eyes of the crowd are bright. "Teacher Yu clenched his fists and looked like you were the truth.

"You guys are too bad, don't you want to be angry with me? I'm not angry, who will say that Xiao Guo is not my own son, who will I kill. Lao Guo gritted his teeth and said after expressing his disappointment with this world with a confused expression.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Guo, your reaction is a bit big, usually you don't talk much about my son, am I angry? Why do you react so much when I talk about you today, isn't it empty-hearted? Teacher Yu's face was full of malicious smiles, today he turned over as a serf and sang.

"What's wrong with you being angry? Are you still angry? What reason do you have to be angry? What I said is the truth, and what you say is all rumors. Lao Guo began to "tell the truth" with an angry face, this time it was Mr. Yu's turn to work hard.

"It's all a joke just now, it's not true, I solemnly declare that if Mr. Yu finds out that his son is not his own in the future, he will definitely give me Lao Guo no penny relationship, Mr. Yu, don't worry, I also understand the reason that Sheng'en is not raised, and I will be satisfied when I am a master. Lao Guo's revenge was as sharp as ever, and Teacher Yu was speechless.

"It's easy to have a baby, but it's hard to raise a child. Lao Guo appeased Teacher Yu, who was about to run away, and then started a new story.

"How do you say this?"

"You see, it only takes ten months to conceive a child, even if you add the preparation time for a year. Lao Guo said with emotion.

"That's not right, someone has been preparing for years and hasn't had a baby. ”

"Yes, there is the kind of situation you said, but the kind of situation you said is not included, and besides, there is not a big iron pillar hospital. Lao Guo muttered in a very small voice to ensure that the whole audience could hear it.

"Hey, hey, people went to Da Tiezhu Hospital because they were unexpectedly pregnant, how did you become infertile?" asked Teacher Yu with a look of disdain.

"You don't allow people to expand their business in the Big Iron Pillar Hospital, how have you been relying on accidental pregnancy for many years, the hospital has long been yellow, you look for Director Tong for unexpected pregnancy, and you look for Director Song for infertility." Lao Guo also answered Mr. Yu's question with a look of contempt.

"No, Lao Guo, you know so much about Da Tiezhu Hospital, you can't open that hospital, right? Teacher Yu asked with a dissatisfied face.

"The hospital is really not mine, it's just where I am a specialist. Lao Guo said embarrassedly while picking his fingers.

"Just you, an expert, I can understand why experts are becoming less and less valuable, speaking of which, can I ask you what kind of expert Guo is?" Mr. Yu thinks that Lao Guo can become an expert, so it makes sense that experts are not valuable.

"What do you ask me?" asked Lao Guo with a confused expression.

"What kind of expert are you, that is, what diseases are you responsible for treating in the hospital?" asked Teacher Yu again.

"Hehe, do you need to talk about this? Didn't you talk about this illness all the time? Lao Guo picked his fingers and explained with a flickering gaze.

"Feelings, you are infertility, didn't you just say that you were looking for Director Song, why didn't you just say that you were looking for Expert Guo?" Teacher Yu asked a little speechless.

"The director is the director, the expert is the expert, who makes the name of Director Song good. Lao Guo had a depressed expression on his face.

"How can this be a director, it has something to do with the name. Teacher Yu said that he could not understand.

"The surname Song is Ziyuan, and it is Song Ziyuan when it is connected, it would be a pity if this name was not done. Lao Guo said that a good name is also a kind of strength.

"Hey!" Mr. Yu said that he had been taught, and suggested that the two of them should change their names, Lao Guo was called Guo Xiang, his name was Yu Sheng, and Lao Guo said that he was not interested in this proposal at all.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, your son and my apprentice have been waiting in the audience for a long time, do you want to let people go on stage. Teacher Yu saw that Lao Guo still wanted to speak, so he hurriedly stopped the conversation, so that he could see who was close at the critical moment.

"No, I haven't finished my sentence yet, what stage did you let him on, didn't you say that before the child came on stage, the two of us helped to say a few words to support the scene? Why are you saying this again, the feeling is that you, the master, are a good person, and my own father has become a villain who doesn't let his son go on stage?" Lao Guo retorted very dissatisfied, he said that this was a matter between their father and son, and the master had no right to care.

"Okay, okay, no one is stopping you, you are willing to say it, it's your son anyway. Teacher Yu said helplessly.

"Where did I just go?" After a cold moment, Lao Guo asked angrily, blaming Teacher Yu for interrupting, he forgot where he said.

"Say you cure infertility. Teacher Yu felt a little embarrassed to speak.

"It's not this, go ahead. Lao Guo patted his head and said.

"Further ahead is the product placement of the Big Iron Pillar Hospital. Teacher Yu then reminded.

"Further on. Lao Guo frowned and closed his eyes, looking like my head was so bad.

"Further on, further on, is to discuss who is Xiao Guo's son?" said Teacher Yu a little stunned.

"That's right, it's easy to have children, it's hard to raise children. Lao Guo immediately became energetic again.

"Huh...... , good guy, from this point on, the other feelings are all advertisements, Lao Guo, you can't be so shameless, you have to be worthy of the audience's ticket money. Teacher Yu said that there was no way to chat happily with Lao Guo at all.

In the shouts of the audience to refund the ticket, Lao Guo smiled a little embarrassedly and said: "Actually, I don't blame me for this, if you don't always interrupt on the side, can I go so far?" Lao Guo once again reiterated that anything can be done, but it is the only principle of Yunde Club that cannot be refunded.

"Okay, don't talk about anything else, hurry up and say what you want to say, let's get off the stage and hand over the stage to Xiao Guo." Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped Lao Guo's words, if he continued to talk about it, it might become Lao Guo's special session.

"From the day you get pregnant, you have to worry about the child, how well it is developing, whether the mood is good or not, you have to think about it. Lao Guo began to sigh again.

"That's right, we have to consider the issue of prenatal education. Teacher Yu also looked deeply touched.

"After you are born, you still have to think about how to raise and educate, since you brought him into this world, then you have to be responsible for him, you would rather be hungry than leave him with food, and you would rather be frugal than give the best to your child. Lao Guo sighed with emotion.

That's right, parents are like this, everything is for the sake of their children. "Teacher Yu rarely praised Lao Guo very seriously.

"When I was young, I was better, but when I was older, I had more to worry about, in life, in learning, the child did not work hard and was afraid that the child would be tired after he had no interest, the child worked hard and was afraid that the child would be tired, there was no pressure to fear that the child was not motivated, and the pressure was afraid that the child would not want to drill the horns. "Lao Guo began to talk about raising children.

"That's right, parents have a heart to. Teacher Yu said that he understood Lao Guo's mood very well.

"I'm not afraid of being tired, I'm afraid that the child doesn't understand, and when I grow up, I'll have more things to worry about, and my son used to be better. ”

"Yes, there is a saying that a poor son raises a rich daughter. ”

"That's not what I'm talking about. Lao Guo began to be embarrassed again.

"What is that?"

"That's it?"

"Which one?"

"Teacher Yu, you are also a person with children, why don't you even know that aspect?" asked Lao Guo a little embarrassed.

"Why do I have to know?" asked Teacher Yu with a confused expression.

"It's to raise a daughter, you have to worry about whether you will be deceived by the bastard, and you have to guard against whether you will run into a bad guy and a beast teacher or something, and you don't have to worry about this when you raise a son, you have to force me to say this, you are too dirty. Lao Guo once again forcibly threw the pot to Teacher Yu.

"I don't know which of us is dirty, so how can we call it before?" Teacher Yu did not dwell on the question of who was dirty, and countless facts have proved that this question is not clear.

"Now that society has become a son, you have to be careful. Lao Guo's complaining burden has been recognized by the audience.

"Take my son, for example. ”

"Why did your son meet the beast?"

"Yes, my son's master is a beast, and he is still the best among beasts. Lao Guo stared at Teacher Yu and said seriously.

"Go, go, there's nothing, like words, what do you call your son's teacher a beast, you say that in front of me, the master. "It doesn't feel good at all to lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot, and Teacher Yu is very depressed.

"Who told you that my son had met a beast? Lao Guo replied, and Mr. Yu said that these were all misunderstandings, and the topic ended here, please continue with the original words.

"Those who have daughters at home are often worried that the cabbage that they have raised for so many years will be arched by the pig, and they will be kept against it until later it is cheaper than other people's pigs, and it is difficult for parents and children to maintain the same point of view in this regard. Lao Guo seemed to have become a national father-in-law, and talked endlessly about the difficulty of raising a daughter.

"Teacher Guo, you and I don't need to worry about this, our two families are all sons. Teacher Yu said a little proudly.

"It's our sons in both families, and it's okay not to earn enough money for our sons, but that was before, and that's not the case now. Lao Guo pouted and looked at Teacher Yu with contempt.

"Oh, I don't know much about this, our children are still young, Lao Guo, tell us what is different now. Teacher Yu cooperated very well to make an expression of asking for a rise.

"In the past, you need to worry about the good cabbage that you have raised for so many years by the pig, and now you also need to worry about which cabbage the pig you have raised for so many years has been deceived, those beasts and beasts used to only attack the cabbage, but now they don't even let go of the pigs, the world has become too fast for me to keep up with the rhythm. Lao Guo complained with a painful face.

"Okay, what's the use of your mind no matter how much you, the child's road still needs the child to walk by himself, let go when you should let go, don't always worry about the tube being too wide, then the child will never grow up." Teacher Yu comforted Lao Guo a few words, but unfortunately the more like this, the more energetic Lao Guo became.

"Yes, I can't control it if I want to, don't you come to South Korea to perform this time, I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother to invite a face to bear, and I think that in order to reflect our gratitude, my old Guo personally went out to be a supporter. Lao Guo began to talk nonsense again.

"You're doing it in good faith. Teacher Yu praised Lao Guo.

"No, I've thought about it here, my son doesn't do it, my son said that it was his goddess, he wanted to partner with the goddess to say cross talk, I didn't agree, and I said that I'm not good at being a father, and I'm too good to be a father next to the goddess, is there a son who says this about his father? Lao Guo said with a painful face.

"What about that?" asked Teacher Yu very face-savingly.

"There is no father and son in front of love. Lao Guo said that he was very distressed, and Mr. Yu said that this kind of thing is not suitable for talking on the stage, and the second cross talk between the two ended, and Xiao Guo and Yun'er were also smoothly introduced.