Shuen could only nod and agree to Xiaofeng's proposed solution, which was not a solution. Soon Mr. Sun clicked on Shuen, and Shuen passed the test very smoothly, and then Mr. Sun ordered Zhuge Qingxi.

Xiaofeng replied, "Here!" Then he lay down on the table.

"Which classmate is Zhuge Qingxi?" asked Teacher Sun

Xiaofeng helplessly raised his hand and said, "I am." ”

"Are you sure your name is Zhuge Qingxi, 21 years old this year?" asked Teacher Sun

"Well, I'm a bit old, and my family originally wanted to name me Qingxi, but a Taoist priest said that I should be called Qingxi if I was short of water. "Xiaofeng told a lie that she had thought of a long time ago

Teacher Sun looked at Xiaofeng carefully and said: "You are a little anxious, according to your surname, you are a remnant of the Han Dynasty of the Celestial Dynasty, I really want to see your family tree, I have been researching this topic recently." In that case, it makes sense for you to come up with a Xi character because of the Five Elements, so sit down! ”

Finally got over, Xiaofeng really wanted to give this erudite Teacher Sun a thumbs up and cheered for his wit, being looked directly at by this Teacher Sun, Xiaofeng had a feeling of being found by the teacher in his previous life, and the pressure was too great.

The roll call went very smoothly, and no one was lucky anymore after learning from the past, and many people took out their mobile phones to start contacting those students who didn't arrive, and it was better to be late than not to come.

After the roll call, Teacher Sun said: "As a substitute teacher, I shouldn't be so strict with you, but what I want to teach is Confucianism, and I also want you to know that etiquette, righteousness and shame are not counted as long as those students who didn't come come back within 10 minutes of my lecture." Those who arrive after 10 minutes will be treated as absences. ”

After Mr. Sun finished speaking, he opened the teaching software and began to lecture.

After listening to it for a while, Xiaofeng found that the root of people still lies in the soul, and after changing his body, he was still sleepy in his previous life, and Xiaofeng looked at Shuen, who was listening to songs and chatting with his mobile phone, and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, Xiaofeng felt that someone stabbed him, Xiaofeng tried to dodge twice without success, the third time Xiaofeng tried to dodge a little farther, this time finally dodged, before Xiaofeng, who was half-asleep and half-awake, was happy, Xiaofeng found himself sitting on the ground.

Xiaofeng opened his eyes in a daze and saw Teacher Sun staring at him on the podium with a blue face, Xiaofeng looked at Shuen in confusion, and Shuen calmly withdrew her fingers with an expression that I don't know you, don't talk to me.

"Zhuge Qingxi, that's right, isn't it, is what I'm talking about so boring? Can't you listen to it since you're in class?" asked Teacher Sun with a dark face

"Well, no, I didn't sleep well last night and ask the teacher for forgiveness. Xiaofeng quickly stood up and bowed and apologized

Teacher Sun did not respond to Xiaofeng's apology, but said earnestly: "I can understand that you don't want to listen to it when you come to class, it's okay for you to play with your mobile phone, sleep or read other books." But Zhuge Qingxi, you can go to sleep! Why do you snort so loudly? You have already seriously affected my lecture, so now I will give you two choices, first, answer my question, and second, stand next to the podium and listen to this lecture. ”

The second Xiaofeng is absolutely not chosen, if he is recognized, he will be in the hot headlines tomorrow, if his teacher sees it, he can force Xiaofeng to return to the furnace for further study. Besides, it's embarrassing, isn't it?

"Teacher, I choose the first one. Xiaofeng said solemnly

"Very well, then you can answer the question I just asked! As long as you answer well, you don't have to take this class in the future, and I count you as a full attendance, if you don't answer well, then you don't have to come to class." Teacher Sun thinks that Xiaofeng doesn't want to repent.

When Shuen heard Teacher Sun say this, she hurriedly stabbed Xiaofeng and said, "Brother, you still choose to stand on the edge of the podium and take class! ”

Xiaofeng just tried to answer the question just now, and when he saw that Teacher Sun proposed such a harsh condition, Xiaofeng wanted to compromise and choose the second one, but Teacher Sun did not give Xiaofeng a chance to change his words.

"It's too late for you to choose the second option now, hurry up and answer my question!" Teacher Sun said sternly

Xiaofeng wants to cry now without tears, why did she choose to accompany Shuen to dinner today? Why did she promise Shuen to accompany her to class? Why did she answer for that damn Zhuge Qingxi? Why did she sleep in class? Why do you snore when you sleep? Now Xiaofeng can be sure that today is her Good Friday.

Things have come to this point, Xiaofeng can only bite the bullet, and make a few glances at Shuen, but Shuen has big eyes.

"Don't you know how to answer? Do you want to give you a few days to think? Teacher Sun said mockingly

"Well, Mr. Sun! Can you say the problem again! I didn't hear the question when I was sleeping just now. Xiaofeng said embarrassedly

Teacher Sun's face darkened a little and said with a smile: "Hehe, what I just asked is to think twice before acting?"

Xiao Feng began to sweat when he heard the question, he really didn't know! When he was at a loss, he remembered the theme song of the Red Women's Army. "Forward, forward, the responsibility of the great god is heavy, Xiaofeng's task is deep, the main task has not been completed, and the existing old professor is difficult to experience. The light of the great god shines on you, Xiaofeng, is my homemade intro song good? I knew you would be shocked. "The great god has reappeared

Xiaofeng......

"The system perceives that the dignity of the experiencer has been seriously challenged, and this matter is likely to affect the completion of the experiencer's task, is the experiencer willing to spend 1000 points in exchange for the system's help?" said the great god's undisciplined voice

Xiaofeng smiled bitterly and said, "If I'm not mistaken, I should have 0 points at the moment, and after you gave the points reward, it wasn't clean, can I take credit?"

"Don't think about it on credit, even if you are willing to return the interest to thirteen out of nine, you can't do it, this great god doesn't have any business, but I can apply to the Great Universe Company, this business seems to be good!" replied the great god

"Then you come out to dry your hair and watch me laugh?" Xiaofeng's hopes were dashed

"Don't get excited, according to my records, you still have 1,000 points, let me find out what's going on?" The great god paused for less than a second and said: "Your task of integrating the forces of the Seoul community has been completed, because the completion speed is fast and the completion degree is very high, so the system rewards you with 1,000 points." ”

"Ahh Xiaofeng finally caught the feet of this unscrupulous system, and wanted to take advantage of the situation

"The great god has gone offline, and now the low-level artificial intelligence 3503687 is at your service, please ask the experiencer if they are willing to spend 1000 points in exchange for the help of the system. Another cold, mechanical voice said

Xiaofeng......

Nima! The unscrupulous system actually played offline, what about your discipline? What about your lower limit?

The situation is pressing, and in the end, Xiaofeng reluctantly chose to exchange for it. The 1000 points that he came from inexplicably left him.

"Please choose the way to help: 1. The right to use Du Niang, 2. The original explanation, 3. The intelligent system will answer for you. The mechanical voice stated

Do you still need to consider this choice? You have to do it! After Xiaofeng finished choosing, she immediately entered the Du Niang interface in her mind before thinking twice.

Ji Wenzi thought twice before acting. Zi Wenzhi said: Again, Si Ke. From the Analects, the original meaning is that Ji Wenzi has to think about every thing he does. Confucius heard this and said, "Just think twice." In our current words, I just want to do it twice and hurry up, and if I think about it, I don't take action, my sister!"

Xiaofeng's answer made Teacher Sun stunned, but he didn't expect this student who slept and snored in class to be a little capable.

"My life has an end, and there is no end to knowledge, so what's the solution?" asked Teacher Sun again

"There is an end, and there is no end to knowledge. With an end, there is no end, and you will lose yourself. From Zhuangzi, it means that human life is limited, and knowledge is infinite, and it is in vain to pursue infinite knowledge with limited life. What I understand is that you use your limited life to learn endless knowledge, you have to have more than two!" Xiao Feng still read

Teacher Sun looked at Xiao Feng differently, but he didn't expect this student to be able to answer two questions in a row. "What is the explanation of unfilial piety and three nos?"

"There are three unfilial pieties, no queen is the greatest, Shun marries without suing, and there is no queen, and the gentleman thinks that he will still sue him. From "Mencius: Lilou Shang", it means that there are many things that are not filial, but the responsibility of not keeping the descendants is great. That is, let us respect our elders. "Xiaofeng is very comfortable with the world now, and I feel like I have it.

Teacher Sun nodded and said: "Although the understanding is not deep enough, it is extremely rare as a student in school, and you can not come to the classes I teach in the future, but I want to remind you that I no longer teach students now, and today is just a substitute teacher." "If Mr. Sun knew that Xiaofeng had graduated for a long time and was still studying finance, I don't know what he would think.

Xiaofeng was defeated by this shameless teacher Sun, do you want to change the concept, fortunately, I still have Du Niang, and I will be a humanoid encyclopedia with Du Niang in the future, Xiaofeng thought proudly.

"The experiencer has completed the temporary task, and the system has taken back the right to use Du Niang, if the experiencer has any questions, please complain to the big universe company. The following experiencers are invited to evaluate the service of the 2503687 intelligent system, one, satisfied two, very satisfied, three very satisfied, four, satisfied five, not the most satisfied, only more satisfied. An icy mechanical voice said

Xiaofeng, who was still elated just now, instantly withered, and roared angrily: "I want to give a bad review, I am very dissatisfied." ”

"Thank you for the additional praise from the experiencer, and the final evaluation is very satisfied, 2503687 look forward to serving you next time, we will see you next time. The cold mechanical sound disappeared

Xiaofeng can't complain anymore, his only 1000 points have been cheated away, and he has been killed by the great god pit in his life.

Xiao Feng looked at Shu En's adoring gaze and comforted herself: "At least my brother pretended to be successful." ”