Chapter 25: The Beautiful Pig Scheme
Niu Xiaoqiang smiled: "It's okay if you don't tie it up, but you have to hold it down and hold on until I bring it a chew, even if it's a success." ”
Niu Xiaodong originally wanted to refuse, but he heard Niu Xiaoqiang continue: "As long as you help me do this, the debt you owe me will be reduced by one-third, I remember that you owe me a total of four yuan and five cents, and so far you have only repaid four cents and five cents, and if the remaining arrears are reduced by one-third, you will only owe me two yuan and seven cents, which is equivalent to a reduction of one yuan and three cents, which is not a small amount." ”
A piece of three cents and five cents is indeed not a small amount for the children in the mountains, and the popsicle with mung beans was only sold for two cents a piece this year, and this money can buy 67.5 mung bean popsicles. If you change it to a penny popsicle for a penny, you can buy 135 sticks.
Niu Xiaodong looked at Niu Xiaoqiang with some surprise, he was not surprised by Niu Xiaoqiang's debt relief, but surprised by Niu Xiaoqiang's super computing power. If it were him, he would never be able to do Niu Xiaoqiang's fast computing speed.
"If you agree, say something, and if you don't agree, forget it. ”
"This ...... We said yes. ”
"Alright, you wait here for a while, I'll go get the chews. ”
After a while, Niu Xiaoqiang ran back with a cow chew. He observed his father's movements, and found that he was huddled with the villagers to watch TV, then he turned around and instructed the three of them: "You must eat hard, but you must not let the pig break free, otherwise it may bite." ”
Niu Xiaodong and the three of them nodded one after another, rolled up their sleeves and jumped into the pigsty.
The strength of the children in the mountains is generally very large, and the sows of Niu Xiaoqiang's family are not too strong, so after the three of them used all their strength, the sow was stunned and couldn't break free.
Niu Xiaoqiang tried a few times, and finally put the cow chew in the sow's mouth, and then pulled hard, the sow's mouth was tightly tied, and the sound of calling instantly decreased a lot.
Niu Xiaodong and the three of them saw that they were successful, and immediately got up and jumped out of the pigsty. It's so dirty and smelly, they don't want to stay longer.
Before leaving, Niu Xiaodong also reminded Niu Xiaoqiang not to forget what he had promised before. Niu Xiaoqiang nodded, signaling that he would never forget, and the three of them pinched their noses and left.
Niu Xiaoqiang observed the movement and confirmed that there was nothing abnormal, so he opened the door of the pigsty and dragged his sow back to the mountain.
This sow weighs much more than rhubarb, and Niu Xiaoqiang was so tired that he panted after walking not far away. He simply retreated behind the sow, picked up the sticks and drove them away. One man and one pig walked slowly, and after half an hour, they finally came to the edge of the trap.
Niu Xiaogun is very obsessed with this place, and feels that where he falls, he should get up. After arriving at the destination, he tied the noose to the tree, and then used his hands and feet to climb the tree to observe the situation secretly.
At night, the sound of insects in the woods and frogs in the fields can be heard in the distance, and together they converge into a vibrant rural symphony. Niu Xiaoqiang endured the bite of mosquitoes, and lay in ambush on the big tree for more than half an hour, not to mention the wild boar, not even a hare was seen, he couldn't help but complain: "What the hell is going on, I saw a lot of pig hoof prints here before digging the trap, which shows that wild boars often pass by here, why don't they go from here after digging the trap?"
People describe a person as stupid, they will always say that he is as stupid as a pig, but in fact, whether it is a domestic pig or a wild boar, the IQ is quite high, much smarter than ordinary animals.
In order to find edible plant roots under the soil, wild boars have gradually evolved a very sensitive sense of smell and are very sensitive to the taste of soil. Niu Xiaoqiang has engaged in such a large civil engineering project, it is impossible to hide the nose of the wild boar. The wild boar, which has a high IQ, smells the smell of a large amount of mud and senses that something is wrong, so it doesn't go from here anymore.
Of course, Niu Xiaoqiang didn't know these reasons, and he thought it was caused by his bad luck. He slapped the mosquito lying on his arm and sucked blood, and muttered, "If this method doesn't work, I can only find another way." ”
After waiting for more than ten minutes, there was still no movement in the woods, but there was a commotion under the big tree. Niu Xiaoqiang looked down and saw his sow peeing on her buttocks. The urine was pulled out in a large puddle, and the smell drifted out far away under the night breeze.
Niu Xiaoqiang said angrily: "It's not a delay to eat, drink and Lazar, let you seduce a wild boar and you drop the chain for me, what a fool who eats and sleeps!"
scolded and scolded, but Niu Xiaoqiang had no way to take this sow. This is their New Year's pig, and if he is broken when he is angry, his father will definitely hang him up and beat him.
After waiting patiently for half an hour, the sound of Suosuo suddenly came from the woods in the distance. Niu Xiaoqiang was originally a little dozing, but he couldn't help but be startled when he heard the sound, and immediately turned his head to look over.
The trees were full of foliage, and although the moon was in the sky, it was impossible to see anything ten meters away. Niu Xiaoqiang had to prick up his ears and listen carefully to the sound.
It didn't take much effort, the movement was getting bigger and bigger, and at the same time, the sow that was tied under the big tree by him also seemed a little restless, Niu Xiaoqiang said: Could it really be a wild boar?
It was only on the way home that he heard about the breeding of cows, and then he thought of breeding his sows, and he was not so sure whether wild boars and domestic pigs could be combined. If it fails, it is equivalent to working for nothing, and in addition to spending a lot of effort, the loss is not too big. But if it succeeds...... Niu Xiaoqiang seems to have seen the scene of eating pork and getting greasy.
"Boom—Boom—"
More than ten meters away, two wild boars' excited calls suddenly sounded, and Niu Xiaoqiang was so clever that he almost didn't fall off the branches. He shouted in his heart: Damn! The beautiful pig plan has worked! I will have many, many pork to eat in the future!
Male animals are very sensitive to the smell of female animals, especially the smell of urine, which is the best 、、、 ado-、、、 for them. As the distance approached, the boar's cry in the woods grew louder and louder, and the sow tethered under the tree also called a few times, as if in response.
Niu Xiaoqiang hugged the branch tightly, not even daring to take a breath. He knew that it had come to the most critical moment, and he must not be discovered by wild boars at this juncture, otherwise everything would be in vain.