Chapter 39: Deadpool and Detective Baby (1)
Watson slashed directly at him with Deadpool's knife.
A string of sparks exploded before the two knives.
"Give me back my third wife! The next time I go out to kill the bad guys and want to, I'll use it again!"
"Damn, give it back! Can't you bring paper!" Watson looked disgusted and threw the knife to Deadpool.
"No, that's going to ruin my perfect line!"
“··· Alright, now it's the last round!" Watson said, holding his hands in front of him, and a white light appeared in his palms!
The white light slowly lengthened, and a 4-meter-long dragon knife "Red Leaf" appeared in his hand!
"Wow... Oh... Why!!" Deadpool suddenly turned his head and shouted into the air, "Why! He has such handsome armor! And such a handsome weapon! When did you make my script appear a person who is more handsome and better than me!!, and he also has a special effect of white light!!" Then he turned his head to look at Watson and said, "No matter! I'm going to grab it! No! It's a revised script!!"
Then he rushed over faster than the previous two times, and suddenly jumped!
The two downward blades are like a pair of fangs!
Poof····
I was stuck in the air with a 4-meter-long sword...
"Fake! I forgot you're so long! and so thick! It's a little painful, wait a minute... Ahh It's a little bit close... I'm almost going to hit you!··· Ahh Deadpool said as he slowly moved himself down... Blood splattered · · Suddenly, Deadpool seemed to think of something, and immediately waved the twin knives in his hand and slashed at the Wyvern Blade "Red Leaf"!
A spark was accompanied by two crisp sounds, and Deadpool grew his mouth again: "Shoot!!, he's still so hard!!! his girlfriend must be miserable..."
Watson rolled his eyes helplessly, and then slashed in an over-the-shoulder semicircle!
A puff of blood flew into the air.
Bang·· A Deadpool, almost halved, fell to the ground... His twin knives were also thrown aside...
"Fack!!I'm going to kill you!!Put your head on top of the Statue of Liberty and pee on your mouth!!"
Watson walked over and crouched down, then raised his right hand.
Seeing Watson's movements, Deadpool quickly closed his eyes and shouted, "Wait... Don't slap your face... Even though this face makes me wake up in the middle of the night to pee and pee in the mirror twice, he is still my face!"
Huh?··· It seems that the body does not have the refreshing feeling of bursting before?
When he opened his eyes, he found Watson holding his two halves of his body together.
"I shouldn't have misspelled it, did I?"
"The next point, yes is there, refight again, ah!! thank you~ much more comfortable. ”
Dismantle 1 bottle of small healing potion and take 3 10% of it.
Watson said to the system while glancing at his own blood volume... It's already 100%··
It seems that the resilience is also increasing proportionally... It is estimated that I can casually face A with the strange in front of me in the future...
Then Watson's hand flashed, took out a 10% 'big' green potion, stepped forward and crouched down, and ripped off Deadpool's mask.
"Dude, you're so cruel that you want to poison me! ”
Watson ignored Deadpool's words and said to him, "Now, drink it, it will speed up your recovery"
"Oh, thanks. Deadpool took the potion directly and drank it without hesitation, and it wouldn't be poisoned anyway.
"Hmm... I like apples, can I change the flavor next time?"
As he spoke, he saw that his wound, which was already healing rapidly, suddenly healed at a rapid speed as if he had taken drugs!
"Ahhh~Ahhh~"
"Shut up!"
After a while, Deadpool stood up, "I've never been so cool, it's even cooler than Sage Mode! Man, do you still have that medicine? I think I'm in love with him!"
Watson walked over to the 'girlfriend's gift', picked it up and threw it at Deadpool's feet and asked, "How much is this guy you talking about?"
Deadpool looked down at the 'girlfriend gift' at his feet and opened his mouth and said, "He's worth $50,000!!"
"The 'watermelon juice' that I just gave you to drink is worth $70,000. ”
"Walter !!! shoot!!vomit!!Why are you!!!vomit!! no! Early·· Tell me..."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to vomit my $70,000 !! vomit!!"
Watson rolled his eyes, ignored him, and sat down next to the edge, looking at the traffic below.
Puff·· Deadpool also sat next to him, shrugging his head, very frustrated.
"Don't be sad, at least you still have that $50,000, don't you?" Watson said with a smile as he looked at Deadpool.
Deadpool turned his head in surprise and asked, "You're going to give him to me, but I haven't won you yet!"
"Next time, even if you win this time, how about making a friend?"
"Oh!!Man, you're so nice!I recognize you as a friend!!"
As he spoke, Deadpool pulled out a blank piece of paper, two paintbrushes, and a small tape recorder with 'Wade' on it.
Wade turned on the tape recorder, and a classic opening music sounded~
Zizi··· Hey,yaeh,I wanna shoop,baby~
Listening to the music, Deadpool begins to write and draw next to Watson.
"Today, Deadpool is chasing a big bad guy~ and then being helped by a new friend~ Hmmm... I also had a fight with him~but they all had a good time in the end~"
Two villains slowly appeared on the white paper, and suddenly Deadpool stopped, turned to Watson and said, "Shoot! Dude, why do you even think you are more handsome than me when I draw it!"
Then under the two villains: "The most handsome Deadpool baby Wade and..."
"Watson Dialante"
"Wade, the most handsome Deadpool baby, and Watson, the ugliest detective baby!
Watson smiled helplessly, took the painting and put it away.
"Wade, how long have you been with your girlfriend?" Watson asked suddenly.
"Hmm... About 3 years?Watson, I suddenly regret not meeting you sooner. Deadpool turned to look at Watson.
"Because if that's the case, I can call on you for help the last time I was looking for that bastard Francis!
"Your father?" asked Watson, turning his head suspiciously.
"It's a big guy who doesn't even have an actor, his whole body is made up of computer CG special effects, and he's covered in steel! Do you know that he even has balls of steel!!That's why he doesn't have a girlfriend!"
Watson seemed to suddenly remember and said, "So it's the Colossus of the X-Men?"
"That's right!" Deadpool suddenly asked, "Detective, are you in tune with your girlfriend?"