Chapter 628: The Rampaging Woodcutter

Susan shook her head, this kind of thing should be left to the servant, who knows what agreement the two had reached before, but the very excited look made her not want to bother.

"I think Russell would have liked the scene, where Tony Stark directs Saul to chop wood for himself, but unfortunately it doesn't appear in the movie. ”

Donnie pursed his lips, "Oh don't say anything else, just with Chris's outfit, who would think he's the stunned guy with a plastic hammer." ”

However, he also thinks that this proposal is not bad, and if it is placed as an easter egg at the end of the movie, it may receive unexpected repercussions.

The area itself is a rich area, and ordinary people really can't get in. Otherwise, who would have imagined that Hollywood's most famous actors are gathered here, and they are not kempt just by looking at their appearances.

"Donnie, do you have a drink for me, I'm hot just after taking a shower. ”

Donnie looked back at the one who came out of the room, and pointed to the wine bottle on the table with his little thumb, "Jeremy, you should shave your beard too, but the handsome Hawkeye in the movie is a decadent uncle in life, so it will scare those beautiful girls brought by Lee?"

"No! I'm most proud of the beard on my chin. ”

Jeremy watched Donnie come over with a razor with a joking face, and quickly jumped away with the wine bottle, "Chris's beard is longer than mine." ”

"Smack"

After being dissed by Jeremy diss on his face, the big man with a handful of pigtails tied to his head looked at the firewood in front of him, and his breathing gradually became short.

I don't know if Jeremy's complaining played a role, Chris felt that he had encountered a big southern pass in his life.

I don't believe I can't handle you. ”

Holding an axe the length of his own arm, Chris threw himself into the sky, and the next moment according to the normal development of the plot, a pinch of lightning would fall from above and hit his axe.

In fact, he just wanted to cheer himself up and say cheer and something like that. At the critical moment, a discordant voice came from behind.

"Chris, do you want to take a break? I don't think chopping wood is the right job for you."

"No, Donnie, look, I'm going to chop them today. Chris yelled back, it was a matter of his face.

God knows if this Iron Man will say something strange the next time he sees his son, such as "Your dad Thor can't even chop firewood", oh then he will definitely be laughed at by the child.

At the thought of such a scene, Chris shuddered and looked at the firewood standing in front of him again, and sparks of thunder and lightning appeared in his eyes.

"Hey Wood, just stand like this, don't move, let me chop you up?

Spat at the grass, the big man moved his slippery palms, and raised the axe to be a wild criticism. Chris felt like he was going to be cross-eyed, and he always felt that something very discordant had broken into his sight.

It was a black cat, and it was in the right place where the axe fell, which made Chris almost slip.

"Hey Montgomery I'm going to do a great job right now, so could you please get out of the way, okay? How about I have my dear Lee prepare you a cat food dinner in the evening?"

No matter how angry Chris is, he doesn't dare to split Donnie's cat, and everyone in the United States knows that Donnie is a well-known cat slave, although this little guy with black cat eyes and green eyes is really ugly in Chris's eyes

I don't know if I heard Chris's thoughts, Montgomery tilted his head and stared at the firewood for a long time, then suddenly turned around and knocked his tail straight up.

"Oh good boy, good boy, go play with Dartanion (Donnie's other little cat)" A smile just appeared on his face, and who knew that the next moment the picture in front of him directly made Chris collapse.

Montgomery sniffed at the firewood with a wrinkled nose, then squirted a small splash at a random location

“no!!”

"You stinky cat! How dare you pee on my firewood!"

Picking up the axe and taking a few steps forward, Montgomery ran away after finishing his legs.

So Donnie saw the domineering Thor in the movie chasing a black cat all over the yard with an axe at the moment, and kept roaring, "I'm going to chop you, in the name of Thor, the god of thunder." ”

The servants who were working watched this farce, stopped their movements and laughed.

"Sir, Montgomery is in danger, won't you stop it, sir?"

A black maid looked at the noisy human-cat battle, and there was a hint of worry on her face, that cat's life was much more important than theirs.

Donnie smiled gently, "Don't worry, Tristan, Sasha likes Montgomery the most, Chris just hates being disturbed, everyone knows that he likes critters the most." ”

Tristan and Sasha are Chris's twin sons, and everyone knows that Chris is very fond of his two sons, baby.

Unfortunately, this strong man from the northern territory of Melbourne called Bourman Aboriginal District does not have the talent to raise cats.

No matter how fast a man is, he can't outrun animals, especially those who are good at running, but after a while, Montgomery slipped into the flower bed and disappeared.

"Damn ugly, don't let me see you again, or I'll have to drink a meal of cat broth. ”

Chris gasped and returned to square one, picking up the firewood with his dusty gloves, the striking damp part, and the peculiar urine smell that emanated made his face crumple.

"Oh, it stinks! Donnie, what the hell did you feed this little thing?"

Kicking away the firewood that had been stained with commotion, Chris chose a larger and more attractive piece to put in front of him.

"Hey Chai No. 2, let's be gentle this time, I won't speak ill of you anymore, I hope you will also take care of my work, okay? This is the only capital I can brag about to Li at night. ”

Although your fate is that of the passionate stove, muttering silently in his heart, Chris licked his lips that were chapped from excessive exertion. Both hands clenched the axe hard, and for a while, the strength of the whole body gathered on the arm.

"Bang"

"Bang"

"Perfect!

Gradually, Chris's mental state entered a magical realm, although he was tired, but he was comfortable, there was a kind of pressure in his heart, and all kinds of dissatisfaction volatilized.

"It's all Donnie's fault for having an open-air party! Oh, my dignified Thor is chopping wood here, and my fans will laugh at me. ”

Chris's swearing voice made the two-meter radius of his work a situation that no one dared to step into.

"Oh dear, it looks like our Chris must have had a bad family life lately. ”

Susan listened to the native Mexican swear words that popped up from time to time, wondering if she should stop them.

"Don't worry, I just told him that if he chopped the firewood, Li would be happy to make him Huaxia's spicy pig's trotters to eat in the evening. ”

In Donnie's gloating teasing, before he knew it, the sweat on Chris, who was focused on chopping wood, had soaked the entire vest.

It turns out that chopping wood is a rough job that can not be done by brute force alone, otherwise it is really more than strength, and Chris thinks that he should be the first among these people.

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