Chapter 304: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
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Choi Min-sik, who was drunk under the joint efforts of Kang Di-gyu and Kim Kyu-tae, finally reluctantly believed that there was some misunderstanding between Ko Hyun-jung and Xiaofeng, and Xiaofeng helped Sherlock Holmes Huang back to his bedroom, the enemy in the shadows was the most terrifying, no matter why Lee Seung-gene targeted him, Xiaofeng decided to let Jung Cheol-so start collecting information about Lee Seung-gi.
Sherlock Holmes Huang harassed Xiaofeng overnight and left, it should have been a night of infinite love Xiaofeng but was annoyed by Sherlock Holmes Huang, who drank too much Sherlock Holmes Huang nagged beyond Liu Zaishi, he first missed the military camp years experienced with Xiaofeng, and then began to be confused about the future, looking at the appearance of Sherlock Holmes Huang, Xiaofeng silently gave Park Gyuli a wax.
Sherlock Holmes Huang went back to make his special after Xiaofeng had breakfast, and the three old people expected at breakfast time did not appear and Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the two directors and an actor did not take yesterday's words seriously, the filming is still going on in an orderly manner, lunch is still the same food truck package, Xiaofeng is still busy in various departments on the set.
At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, when Jin Kuitai appeared at the door of Xiaofeng's bedroom with an embarrassed face, Xiaofeng knew that what he was most worried about was still coming.
"Xiaofeng, it's all here, you should also cook. Kim Gyu-tae said after entering the house after being entangled for a while, obviously his skin is still not thick enough, and then speaking, he can rub the rice so confidently and confidently, and the eight sisters-in-law can come out with a small time.
"It's okay for me to cook, but I have the conditions. Xiaofeng sighed and said.
"You say, you say. Xiaofeng's promise was so happy that Kim Kyu-tae was pleasantly surprised, and when Kang Di-gyu and Choi Min-sik asked him to convince Xiaofeng, the tone was simply to make him become a benevolent if he didn't succeed.
"First of all, I don't have time to cook that much. Xiaofeng thought for a while and said.
"Understood. Understand, you only need to be responsible for two meals in the morning and evening and a late night snack. Kim Kui-tae replied quickly, before coming, the three of them had already discussed the bottom line, a dinner every day was the bottom line, Kim Kui-tae was very unhappy when he thought of Jiang Digui and Choi Min-sik, Jiang Di-gyu said that it was too embarrassing for such a big director to come to the door because of a bite of food, Choi Min-sik said that his relationship with Xiaofeng was not good, and it was useless to come, and he was a thick-skinned person.
"Just take care of dinner, and just you and Director Jiang. Xiaofeng began to bargain.
"No, at least two meals in the morning and evening, and you have to add Choi Min-sik. You'll be playing against each other soon. Kim Kyu-tae looked at his hands in great pain, why did he make the cloth at that time, Jiang Digui and Choi Min-sik must have discussed, or why did the two of them make scissors together in the first round.
"No, dinner and supper are my bottom line, I don't have so much time to prepare breakfast, you don't have to think about it, it's no problem to count Cui as a senior, but he can't sneer at me anymore. I'm in a bad mood and I can't cook. "Xiaofeng is a rare tsundere.
"Well, okay, Cui Min-sik said, since I eat your meal, I will accept your love. He will guide your acting skills well in the future and cooperate with you well. Jin Kuitai obviously has no experience in negotiation, seeing that Xiaofeng is so sure and he is still in an embarrassed state, he didn't fight again.
"Hey, this doesn't look like Senior Cui said this, are you sure he said that?" Xiaofeng asked suspiciously, based on his understanding of Cui Minzhi during this time. That's a stubborn old man who wants to save face.
"Ahem, although the original words are not said like that, but this is the meaning. Being exposed in person, Kim Kui-tae coughed lightly in embarrassment.
Xiaofeng just asked casually. Thinking about it, Cui Minzhi's original words are likely to be noble and cold to treat Xiaofeng's meal as filial piety, or say with a stinky face that it is a reward for teaching Xiaofeng's acting skills, or simply say cheekily to help Xiaofeng say good things after eating Xiaofeng's meal, Xiaofeng himself is also full of resentment for breakfast, lunch and dinner, one sheep is also driven and four sheep are also released, just when the three of them help him deal with the leftovers, so Xiaofeng is really a lot more comfortable, and the spiritual victory method is really very strong.
Jin Kuitai left after asking Xiaofeng if he needed to borrow the kitchenware in the restaurant, and he almost didn't cry when he saw the two sets of kitchenware that Lin Junxi prepared for Xiaofeng, he usually didn't care about this younger brother too much, if he had known that Xiaofeng could cook earlier, he might not have been sick, and now eating in the restaurant is simply torture for him.
Xiaofeng took Jin Kuitai's approval slip to the restaurant to get the ingredients, and as for the seasoning, Sherlock Holmes Huang brought enough for him to use for 1 or 2 years.
Before Xiaofeng's meal was ready, Kang Di-gyu, Kim Kyu-tae and Choi Min-sik came to the door, Kang Di-gyu was holding a rice cooker and two folding stools, Choi Min-sik was carrying a table, and Kim Kyu-tae, the youngest of the three, was carrying a bag of rice.
Seeing that the image of the three people who are like the most thieves in Xiao Feng's heart that the three of them are still tall has collapsed, Xiao Feng really wants to use his mobile phone to take pictures of the three of them at this time, and it is estimated that they will definitely be able to sell for a good price in the gossip weekly.
Xiaofeng was cooking on the side, and after the three of them cooked the meal, they sat at the table and started chatting, the topics of the three of them all revolved around acting skills and the interpretation of the script, Xiaofeng knew that this was the beginning of the three of them to repay the favor, but what made Xiaofeng entangled was that the first attempt to use two minds made his cooking skills a little out of standard.
Soon after, the first small stove of the crew of "Agent X" officially began, and the cadres in Xiaofeng's heart were standard with four dishes and one soup, because it was the first time to cook a few people's meals, Xiaofeng made more appropriately.
After the meal was served, Xiaofeng knew what it meant to be forced to eat, not that he didn't want to speak, but he didn't give you time to speak at all, after tasting the first bite, the three of them began to eat like refugees who hadn't eaten enough for a few months, what gobbled up, what storms and clouds are not enough to describe, if you have to define it, it is miserable, two big directors and an actor grab the food and eat it, do you believe it? In order to be able to eat more, forget to spit in the dish, do you believe it? The most difficult thing for Xiaofeng to accept is that when he woke up from his sluggishness, there was no vegetable soup.
Xiao Feng looked at the three people holding their stomachs and leaning on the chair to drink water, very speechless, in order to fill their stomachs Xiao Feng could only fry himself a rice, but as soon as the fried rice was served, it was divided by half of the three people who just said that they were eating, Xiao Feng felt that he must have crossed again, or the world became too fast.
"Xiaofeng, it's very good. Jiang Digui said after burping, although Xiaofeng's dishes were only six or seven points of skill because Xiaofeng was inattentive. But the three of them, whose taste buds were about to disappear after being tortured, still ate very comfortably.
"Xiaofeng, you don't have breakfast, anyway, you have to run in the morning every day. Jin Kuitai regretted it instantly after tasting Xiaofeng's craftsmanship, how good it would be if he fought more at that time, and let him eat the food in the food truck after eating Xiaofeng's cooking was simply the most intolerable thing.
"Needless to say, if any of you is responsible for washing the dishes, I can't be responsible for cooking and I need to wash the dishes. Xiaofeng said depressedly after taking a few mouthfuls of food.
"Xiaofeng, you have to respect the old and love the young, can you bear to let me, an old man, wash the dishes?" Jiang Digui began to play the age card.
"Xiaofeng, I'm your brother. When the younger brother invites the elder brother to dinner, do you want the elder brother to wash the dishes?" Kim Kui-tae played the emotional card.
Cui Minzhi held back for a long time before he gave up on himself: "I'm a senior, do you want me to teach you acting." ”
"Prime Minister Director Jiang is not an old man in my eyes, and secondly, Brother Kuitai, it seems that this meal is not something I invited you to eat but you forced me to do it, and finally Senior Cui, I don't learn acting skills. Xiaofeng put down his chopsticks after eating two more bites of fried rice, there was originally a not rich but delicious dinner in front of Xiaofeng, but he didn't cherish it, if God was giving him a chance. He will definitely do more, if he has to ask how much to do, Xiaofeng will definitely be able to do as much as he wants.
After the three of them were choked by Xiaofeng, they began to discuss the solution, and none of them wanted to wash the dishes. Just having enough to eat is one thing, and if you go to the cafeteria to wash the dishes, it will be too damaging to your image, Kim Kyu-tae vetoed the proposal of rock-paper-scissors to decide who washes the dishes, and finally after a heated discussion, the three decided to take turns washing. On the first day, the eldest Choi Min-sik began to take the lead.
Choi Min-sik returned to Xiaofeng's room after washing the dishes with the assistance of his assistant, and Kang Di-gyu and Kim Kyu-tae, who didn't leave after eating, felt that the room was a little crowded.
"Director Jiang, is there anything else?" asked Xiaofeng, who was about to make a call to Taeyeon, angrily.
"Nope. No, Kuitai and I are here to discuss the script. "Although there is no script as a prop, Kang Di-gyu and Kim Kyu-tae still entered discussion mode immediately, but what do you two mean by discussing the soundtrack now?
"Senior Cui, do you want to come back?" Xiaofeng asked as he looked at Cui Minzhi, who was pretending to be transparent.
"Xiaofeng's juniors, seniors are talkative, and now I will start instructing you in acting. Choi Min-sik gave himself the perfect excuse.
"Supper is ready at 10 p.m., and if you don't sleep by then, come and eat. Xiaofeng sighed and said.
"Kuitai, let's talk about tomorrow's shoot today. Jiang Digui proposed with high morale.
"Okay, just after eating, we need to digest it, we will go to the conference room to hold a meeting now, and strive to finish before 22 o'clock. Kim Kui-tae said very cooperatively.
"Junior Xiaofeng, senior, I'm going to sort out a note for you. "Seeing that after Jiang Digui and Kim Kyu-tae left, Choi Min-sik also flashed, and it was basically impossible for him to be alone with Xiaofeng, although he had a fundamental change in Xiaofeng, it was inevitable that he would feel a little awkward.
With the addition of food, the two directors and an actor broke out with great enthusiasm, food has great benefits for the body and mind, good health, good mood, the progress of filming is naturally accelerated, Cui Minzhi did not lose his word, from the day he started to eat Xiaofeng's rice, Cui Minzhi began to teach Xiaofeng, for Cui Minzhi's acting skills Xiaofeng is appreciative and admired, but for Cui Minzhi's teaching method Xiaofeng is disdainful and resistant.
Every time Choi Min-sik finishes a performance, he still asks Xiaofeng what he thinks like before, and the difference is that when Xiaofeng finishes expressing his thoughts, Choi Min-sik will pull Kang Di-gyu and let Xiaofeng play the role of Choi Min-sik according to his own ideas, and Kim Kyu-tae did not participate because he was too busy as an executive director.
For Xiaofeng's performance, Jiang Digui and Cui Minzhi are all kinds of criticism, and they are said to be depressed, Xiaofeng simply uses skills, but even if he uses skills, Xiaofeng still gets all kinds of contempt, but the surprise in the eyes of Jiang Digui and Cui Minzhi can't be hidden, and the two of them are also very puzzling about Xiaofeng's sometimes good and sometimes bad acting skills, and the two have no clue for a long time, and finally they can only think that Xiaofeng is the kind of actor who is crazy, and they feel that Xiaofeng is an actor-level actor, and I don't feel that Xiaofeng is a newcomer who has a bit of acting foundation。
Compared with Kang Di-gyu's criticism, Choi Min-sik's way of mentioning points is much more brutal. Xiaofeng's words of not using skills Cui Minzhi gave the evaluation is to make the pig acting better than you, Xiaofeng uses skills Cui Minzhi is very interested in playing with Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng is physically and mentally exhausted after a few days, Xiaofeng misses the days when Cui Minzhi didn't have to teach himself, every time he sees Cui Minzhi's angry face because he is not satisfied with Xiaofeng's realization, Xiaofeng is very sure that if Cui Minzhi is not afraid of his own force value, it is estimated that Xiaofeng would have been punished long ago.
The filming is getting smoother and smoother, and under Xiaofeng's delicious food, Jiang Digui has to sigh that since Xiaozao appeared, he didn't want to end the filming in Dachengdong so soon, but there were so many shooting plans in Dachengdong, and the filming of the last scene began on the afternoon of April 10.
The last scene is about Choi Min-sik's skills in covering up and killing those children, which is actually all kinds of handsome tricks on his body. Then Choi Min-sik put on a pose and sighed a few words and it was over, but he didn't expect that there was an accident in the originally simple shooting.
For the stand-in, Xiaofeng's actions are very simple, Xiaofeng's fighting skills and Kim Kyu-tae's pursuit are simple and practical, fast and rough, and after the stand-in completes a long-shot killing technique performance, it is Cui Min-sik's turn to make up the action of showing his face.
At the beginning, Cui Minzhi's performance was not bad, although there was a slight deviation in the action, but under the guidance of Xiaofeng, it was quite successful, but in the last picture, the problem appeared, Cui Minzhi had a whim and asked Xiaofeng to help design a few handsome moves that showed his face, and although Xiaofeng silently slandered Cui Minzhi's request, he still agreed. Since there was still some time before it was dark to complete the set task, Kang Di-gyu and Kim Kyu-tae were also messed around with Choi Min-sik.
Xiaofeng's action design at the beginning was very simple, Cui Minzhi tried it and asked Xiaofeng to design a more complicated point, he was so old before he got a chance to play handsome with action, how could he complete it so casually, and Xiaofeng, who was tireless, finally increased the difficulty. Now Cui Minzhi said that he was satisfied, and it was not okay if he was not satisfied, no matter how difficult the action was, it was not something he could complete.
The last scene is Choi Min-sik standing on a small hillside giving a lecture to the children below, and the scene of the lecture has been filmed. Now all that remains is the action scene added at the request of Choi Min-sik, the previous rehearsal on the flat ground went well, but Xiaofeng and all the people in the crew ignored the difference between the flat ground and the hillside. Although it was only a small hill, the hapless Choi Min-sik still tripped over an old tree root. Cui Minzhi rolled down the hillside, Xiaofeng instinctively stopped Cui Minzhi who was performing rolling, but Cui Minzhi, who had been rolling for a while, had already had a few small cuts on his face, and the foot that was tripped by the tree root was also quickly swollen, and Cui Minzhi was also unconscious.
After a period of scramble, Xiaofeng gave Cui Minzhi a simple trauma examination, and during the examination, Cui Minzhi was also sober, and Cui Minzhi was also blushing for his own groove cake performance, and then accompanied by Jiang Digui, Cui Minzhi was sent to the nearest hospital for a preliminary examination, and after confirming that there was no situation, Cui Minzhi was transferred to Seoul for a comprehensive examination, Xiaofeng and Kim Kyutai were responsible for the aftermath in Daesung-dong, and Xiaofeng can be regarded as a qualified director's assistant after being in the crew for so long.
Dachengdong has not been cleaned up yet, Jiang Digui's news has come over, the good news is that Cui Minzhi's right foot is just a sprain and a slight bone crack, Xiaofeng doesn't understand the slight bone crack, according to the situation at the time, even if it is a serious fracture, what is the situation of this bone crack, Xiaofeng doesn't know is that when Cui Minzhi kicked the wall because he was too ashamed after the examination, the foot that was originally just a sprain was cracked.
There is good news and bad news, the bad news is that the filming plan of "Agent X" is going to be postponed, although the wounds on the face can rely on makeup, and some shooting methods can also be used to shoot some shots that are not contrasted and do not need Cui Minzhi's whole body, but the two directors don't want these to affect the quality of the movie, and the news of Cui Minzhi's injury during filming has been exposed, and the two directors decided to take a vacation and wait for Cui Minzhi to get well before starting the next step of filming.
Xiaofeng, who has gained from acting, was still in a good mood, but when Cui Minzhi was injured and was maliciously speculated by some remarks, Luo Fengen and Cui Minzhi had a quarrel so that Xiaofeng couldn't be happy, although Xiaofeng didn't know whether this matter had anything to do with Lee Seung Gi, but Xiao Feng had automatically added this crime to Lee Seung Gi.
Zheng Zhexiu's process of collecting Lee Seung-gi's information is not smooth, there are more resistance and wonderful content than expected, and Lee Seung-gi is not simply an artist, although the background of the family cannot be compared with Xiaofeng, but he is also a second-generation character, and Lee Seung-gi is an extremely good character and a character who is good at selling and socializing. For those who helped him, he treated them as ancestors, so that his network of connections was very large.
For the time being, Lee Seung Gi can't do anything to let Xiaofeng have nothing to do, "Star in the Army" has embarked on a special journey, and the next subject is still being further coordinated, RM just finished filming a super long special, and the next shooting is scheduled for 6 days for various reasons, Xiaofeng hosted an issue of "Xiaofeng's Night Talk" with Benben on Thursday after hosting an issue of "Xiaofeng's Night Talk" on his behalf on Thursday, Xiaofeng found that he had 5 days of free time and didn't know what to do.
The advertisements and notices I received before were all pushed off or rescheduled because of the movie, Sungkyunkwan's substitute career has ended, and I found that Xiaofeng was really bent on mixing in the entertainment industry, Wen Caihe was disappointed and there was nothing to do, and after going home and going around, Xiaofeng, who was bombarded by fatigue, didn't even eat and went home to do it himself. His younger sister So-eun recently joined a club and didn't have time to deal with him, and Taeyeon and her sister-in-law were in a training camp when they were young, and they had the heart to see their father-in-law and mother-in-law, but they were told by Ha-yeon that the two were sent to Europe by Taeyeon for a trip.
Xiaofeng, who has nothing to do, decided to resume his otaku life, he doesn't like to play games, watching TV series and movies, Xiaofeng found that he used to watch the excitement and now he actually pays attention to acting, after all kinds of complaints, Xiaofeng feels that he can't watch movies happily in a short time, Xiaofeng has been entangled for a long time and decided to watch animation, this thing has no acting skills.
Dragon Ball is too long, One Piece is even longer. "Naruto" is not short, "Saint Seiya" is too old, the texture of the animation is too inconsistent, "Ranma", an animation that I liked to watch when I was a child, now I feel that I must have been a bear child when I was a child. South Korea's domestic animation Xiaofeng feels that he can't appreciate it.,It's not as good as the ** brother before the Celestial Empire.,It's good to wear ** but it's not a superhuman brother who can teach you some knowledge.。
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiaofeng finally chose "Slam Dunk" as the viewing object, this anime that carries too many memories really has too many details worth recalling. The remake has also made a qualitative change in the graphics, although Slam Dunk is a bit shorter than other well-known anime, and the serialization time is also quite a lot. But this slightly cliché inspirational story carries the childhood of a generation, with youth and enthusiasm enough, "Slam Dunk" can be said to be one of Xiaofeng's favorite anime.
Xiaofeng used a search engine to search for information about Slam Dunk, the first news made Xiaofeng's eyes light up, and after breaking his fingers and finding that there was plenty of time, Xiaofeng decided to shelve his otaku plan, and Xiaofeng began to pack up after booking a ticket to Japan.
Xiaofeng feels that his biggest advantage in this life is that he can speak several foreign languages, and he has been to Japan in his previous life, but the Celestial Empire Country English meets Japanese local English, which makes Xiaofeng feel that it is still body language, Xiaofeng went to Japan this time to prepare to participate in the celebration of the sales of "Slam Dunk" held in Kanagawa, Japan, exceeding 200 million copies, and there was no condition to miss too much in the previous life, in this life Xiaofeng will be Japanese, have money and time, and nothing can stop Xiaofeng's plan to go to Japan.
Xiaofeng carefully read the process of the celebration on the Internet, and then carefully formulated his own course of action, Xiaofeng went out after bringing two changes of clothes, and after taking a taxi to the airport, Xiaofeng looked a little excited after taking the ticket.
Buddy, this can be regarded as a trip to go, for the trip to Japan Xiaofeng began to look forward to it infinitely, I hope he can see Inoue Yuhiko, do you want to play cosplay ah, Xiaofeng thought crankily while touching his short inch hair (a good activity for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you to take!Pay attention to ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter ddxiaoshuo), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to ddxiaoshuo WeChat public account!) (to be continued......)