Chapter 891: Joke
There are almost no secrets inside Girls' Generation, let alone such a hot topic, that's right, Yuna made a title party: Li Menglong broke into the boudoir at night, and Zheng Xiuyan played three plays!
Don't talk about the girls in this title, Li Menglong is interested in hearing it, there are too many meanings that can be derived from it, Yuna is like a tireless little trumpet, and everyone repeats the picture she "saw with her own eyes" last night. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although there are some discrepancies between Yun'er and everyone's narrative, the girls don't care, and Yun'er doesn't care, after all, art needs to be created, and what's the point of not reprocessing the story.
So thanks to Yun'er, the story has become much more exciting, in what Yun'er saw and heard, Li Menglong knocked on the door and broke in directly, and Zheng Xiuyan didn't know what kind of wave she was sending at that time, in short, she was stripping naked in her room and planning to show her good figure.
So a man and a naked woman looked at each other, and it lasted for several minutes before the two turned around in a panic, and then Zheng Xiuyan committed suicide in anger, and Li Menglong ignored whether men and women were kissed or not, and directly hugged Zheng Xiuyan, and there was inevitably some physical contact in the process of struggling, so it was a romantic love......
Lee Soon-gyu came to the back of Yuna's head, not stingy not to let Li Menglong be the male protagonist of this kind of peachy news, but Yuna's story is too blind, so I won't talk about the idol drama model with a proper plot, but according to her story, should Zheng Xiuyan kill Li Menglong before committing suicide?
Fortunately, Zheng Xiuyan also walked down at this time, and everyone was naturally extremely serious, Zheng Xiuyan was purely an existence that no one dared to mess with in the team. Unlike Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon, after all, they always take the initiative, so they also have to withstand counterattacks.
Zheng Xiuyan really doesn't joke much, after all, she is sleeping when everyone is joking, where is the time, so since she doesn't provoke others, do you expect which stupid daring to take the initiative to provoke her?
Of course, Zheng Xiuyan looked a little indifferent with her face, and most people were not used to it under the initial contact, but after a long time of contact, she knew that Zheng Xiuyan was very easy to get along with, as long as she didn't touch her taboo, she was basically sleeping, she was very talkative, and sometimes she was stupid and cute, which was in great contrast with that delicate and cold face.
But there has been a little change recently, mainly because Li Menglong thinks it's inappropriate for everyone to joke without Zheng Xiuyan, so he volunteered to take on the task of assault and death squad.
After contacting, Li Menglong found that Zheng Xiuyan was also the three axes, and her biggest reliance was the face that could emit a cold breath with a straight face, and this kind of cold temperament and appearance could scare off many people.
And when Li Menglong was not afraid of death, after teasing the past twice, he found that this girl had a cold face in addition to a cold face, as for why she didn't do it, Li Menglong soon knew, it was a classic scene where Zheng Xiuyan couldn't help but become angry and exploded, and finally ended with her left foot mixing her right foot.
From that time on, Li Menglong finally knew why Zheng Xiuyan loved sleeping so much, because if she didn't sleep, Zheng Xiuyan would have nothing to do, go out for a walk or something, in case she fell and broke herself, the loss outweighed the loss.
Zheng Xiuyan also saw that she couldn't scare Li Menglong, she couldn't beat her, and she was not as old as him, so she finally found Li Shungui and asked her to take care of her boyfriend, is it appropriate for Li Menglong to tease her in front of his girlfriend?
But she obviously found the wrong person, for Li Menglong's behavior Li Shungui is 10,000 support, after all, the flirting heart that she usually holds has endured for so many years, and now Li Menglong has done what they dare not do, and it is also enjoyable to watch.
So Zheng Xiuyan simply gave up, she mainly turned a blind eye to Li Menglong, so sitting together at breakfast was as if it hadn't happened last night, but Li Menglong didn't mind attacking first: "I kindly reminded someone last night, and now I don't even have a thank!
Be quiet......
"Ah, Zheng Xiuyan, what about you, give a reaction?" Li Menglong simply named him.
Be quiet......
"Goddess, don't be so cold, right? Give me a reply, or you can scold me for two sentences!"
It's not quiet this time, because the girls finally couldn't help laughing, I have to say that Zheng Xiuyan found a good way to deal with Li Menglong, but it is not suitable for promotion, after all, with the temper of Li Shungui and others, Li Menglong does not need to take the initiative to speak in the morning, they themselves will pounce on it to take revenge.
The nine girls have nine personalities, and they all have advantages and disadvantages, but Li Menglong likes them all, even Zheng Xiuyan, who is too lazy to pay attention to him and even makes him faceless, is like this, it stands to reason that Zheng Xiuyan is quite faceless by doing this, but who makes Li Menglong like it.
"Mr. Zheng! a small apology, not a respect!" Li Menglong handed over a piece of toast with ingredients while speaking, Zheng Xiuyan would not do that kind of deliberate refusal, and besides, Li Menglong was wrong, this wave of apologies came just right.
"I want it too!"
"Wait for the next time I call you to the bathroom!" Li Menglong said without paying attention to it, ninety percent of the girls' requests Li Menglong refused if he wanted to think about it, and the remaining nine points had to be considered, and the remaining one point was to be directly agreed, and that one point basically came from Xu Xian's request.
So the girls are also used to this kind of sky-high asking price, and they don't even pay back the money, so it is estimated that many people can laugh when they hear all kinds of unreliable requests: Kim Taeyeon has a mysterious request for a certain day, can Li Menglong invite Kang Dongyuan to take a bath, and finally secretly take a nude photo of the other party and come back to him.
Lee Soon-gyu also asked him to go to the company to take out all their money and let her exchange it for cash to let her see how much it is; Yuna asked Lee Menglong to go to the interview in the future, and he would enlarge the bellies of several other competitors as a director......
This kind of request to be able to do it halfway through hearing is not too much, Li Menglong thinks that he can do something like a girl's generation wish book in the future, maybe it will become popular.
The breakfast ended with Yun'er being punished for washing dishes, and it was Zheng Xiuyan who gave the order, so Yun'er didn't dare to say anything, after all, she also arranged a wave of people this morning, in fact, Yun'er has some talent for entertainment, and this method of making something out of nothing is quite enviable.
Finally, the girls' respective things have been dealt with, so the nine girls can go to work together today, which makes everyone quite excited, but after everyone cleaned up, they found that Li Menglong was still wearing that set of clothes.
However, Li Menglong didn't think he was a star, so he didn't change his clothes, but he didn't care too much, but Li Menglong walked over with a notebook at this time, and after looking around, the girls finally walked over to Kim Taeyeon.
"What's the situation? Do you want to sign an autograph?" Kim Taeyeon immediately refused, after all, this can be conditional, even if it is for Li Menglong to beg her.
"Cut, what am I going to do with your signature? When the toilet paper is too hard!" Li Menglong said without hesitation: "As the eldest brother in your dormitory, I think you should sponsor me a little pocket money!"
"Nani, can you be more specific about your shameless thoughts?" With Kim Tae-yeon's rhetorical question, the girls also gathered curiously.
Li Menglong didn't care, what was the use of such a thing as cheek, and he shouldn't eat: "I plan to rest for two days, and I need money to go out to eat, drink, and even play games!"
"So what?"
"So give you a chance, sponsor me a little, it's all a family anyway!" Li Menglong said as a matter of course.
"Do you dare to be more logical in your words? Besides, aren't you rich? Lee Soon-gyu doesn't care about you anymore?"
"Don't talk nonsense, he has a lot of money in his card! Could it be that he brushed it for a vixen?" Li Shungui immediately asked rhetorically.
"I have money, but it's my own money!" Li Menglong explained: "It's not interesting to spend your own money to go out to play!
"So you don't feel distressed by spending the money we gave you, right?" Kim Taeyeon was almost speechless: "Then aren't we distressed?"
"Tsk, what kind of friendship do we have! Sponsor me to pay for the trip and feel distressed?" Li Menglong looked like everyone was good, and even took the initiative to put his arm around Kim Taeyeon's shoulder, but Kim Taeyeon pushed away without hesitation.
This thing makes sense, and it makes sense for the nine of them to pool money for Li Menglong to go out to play, but why is everyone so disgusted after being explained by Li Menglong? Why don't you want to give it so much?
But in the end, everyone's feelings still prevailed, and Lee Menglong even sent everyone to the car downstairs, Kim Taeyeon shook Lee Menglong's wallet inside: "Take our hearts and enjoy it, you have been tired recently!"
Li Menglong forcibly controlled his expression: "Can't you return my wallet to me?"
"What if you don't need the money we give?" Yuna said very proudly: "Anyway, it's our mind to have more money and less money, oppa take our pocket money and have fun, by the way, you don't need to buy us gifts! I don't like to eat Häagen-Dazs the most, and I don't like that brioche bread either, and Hanwoo is even more ......."
"Okay, don't tell me!" Li Menglong raised the envelope in his hand expressionlessly: "Even if you sell me, you can't afford to buy Hanniu!"
Listening to Li Menglong's words that he had nothing to love in this life, the car suddenly laughed, Li Menglong's envelope was a total of 2.6w won, a number that could not be separated from nine, that was because other girls gave 2,000, and Xu Xian himself gave 10,000!
Looking at the envelope in his hand, Li Menglong didn't know what to say, but fortunately, his thoughts were very accessible, and it didn't have to be much money to relax, otherwise he wouldn't have any money himself?
It's just that he didn't expect the girls to give so little, he originally meant that there were hundreds of thousands, and he could have a good meal.
But now he has to think about how to spend the money, or how to use it to spend it for a day outside!