Chapter 008: An Awkward Misunderstanding!
What is an accident?
An accident is something that happens when you are unprepared.
For example, now, Ye Junlang would never have thought that there was someone in the room on the left, and he happened to hear him talking to himself, is this a thief who is deliberately playing tricks?
With the angry shout, a gust of fragrant wind hit, and across this fence, Ye Junlang saw a tall figure standing in front of him.
When Ye Junlang fixed his eyes-
Let's go!
The cigarette that was in his mouth suddenly dropped, and he looked a little dumbfounded.
On the one hand, it's an accident, and on the other hand, it's - damn it, this woman is too pretty, right?
The woman standing in front of her was wearing a set of black professional clothes, tall and graceful, with a jade face covered in a layer of frost, and the eyes that seemed to gather starry light were glaring at Ye Junlang.
Ye Junlang has seen a lot of beauties of all kinds, all over the world, Rao is based on his experience, and the young woman in front of him still brings him a feeling of amazement-
The rhinoceros has bright teeth, and the double moth has green eyebrows. The jade face is like a lotus, and the plain skin is like condensation.
Her beauty is just right, an increase is too long, a minus is too short, Shi Zhu is too red, and the pink is too white.
Woe to the water!
Such a woman was definitely a disaster for the country and the people in ancient times!
A jade face is like a jade lotus blooming on the top of a snow-capped mountain, flawless and unblemished, beautiful and holy. The eyes dotted on Jade's face seemed to gather the starry sky, flashing with an intoxicating light. The delicate red lips under the tall nose are like blooming rose petals, exuding a strong and seductive taste.
The black professional uniform can't hide her mature and sexy body curves at all, and even, under her anger, her overly full arrogance seems to be to fuel the master's ferocity, and the vultures are still undulating and trembling, which is simply a fierce leak, too fierce, too domineering!
"Gollum—"
Ye Junlang subconsciously swallowed his saliva, but making such an indecent sound at this time was somewhat misleading.
Sure enough, the big beauty in front of her was even more annoyed, she crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at Ye Junlang with the other, and said angrily: "Where did you come from, a disciple? Why are you here?
Shen Shenyu was indeed very angry.
As the vice president of Jianghai University, she has to be very busy in the two days when she registers as a freshman. After lunch, she returned to her residence to rest for a while before heading to the office.
However, during the break, she faintly heard a voice outside the door, which made her quite curious.
After all, Tingzhu Xiaozhu has always been her living alone, and few people will come over.
Disturbed, she had no intention of resting, and immediately got up, but unexpectedly heard someone in the backyard talking to herself, and immediately she came over to listen to it, and just heard Ye Junlang's damn comment-
D?
Got the material?
Bold and unconstrained?
Hungry?
What is this? It's so unbearable, it's vulgar and it's so shameless!
She couldn't bear it anymore, so she immediately pushed the door out, pointed at Ye Junlang's nose and shouted loudly.
Ye Junlang is also a person who has seen strong winds and waves, he came back to his senses, quickly put away the pig brother, and said with a straight face: "This beautiful ...... Oh, this teacher, you misunderstood, I—I'm really not what you think......"
Ye Junlang thought to himself that this beauty living here could not be a security guard like himself, and he speculated that it should be a beautiful teacher at Jianghai University.
"Misunderstanding? Tell me, how did you misunderstand you? Also, how did you end up here? This yard is a private house, who are you?"
Shen Shenyu questioned one after another, and his tone became colder and colder.
"This teacher, I am a security guard at Jianghai University. As for why I'm here, it's because I'm going to live here in the future. Ye Junlang opened his mouth solemnly, and then said, "This is the residence arranged for me by the school, I have to say that the welfare of Jianghai University is really good, very humane, and very thoughtful...... By the way, you live next door? From then on, we will live next door, and we have to live in harmony and create a harmonious neighborly relationship. ”
Security guard?
Where do you live on the part of the school?
Make up such words and use them to coax three-year-old children, but I am afraid that others will not believe it!
Shen Shenyu, as the vice principal of the school, knows very well that a small courtyard like a school is only qualified to live in a small courtyard at the level of a full professor, and she is also a professor with old qualifications and a certain reputation in the academic world.
The guy in front of him claimed to be a security guard at Jianghai University, and said that this was the residence arranged for him by the school, who would believe this?
Besides, maybe she doesn't know the security guards of Jianghai University, but the security guards of Jianghai University will definitely know her, and will only call her Principal Shen, not teacher.
Thinking of this, Shen Shenyu became vigilant - the house next door was locked, how did this guy get in?
Is this a thief?
Only a thief can pick the door lock so skillfully and sneak in without realizing it.
Shen Shenyu became more and more sure of her thoughts, she guessed that this guy must have sneaked into this room to steal, but he happened to bump into herself, so she made up such a lie.
"Okay, you thief, you dare to steal in broad daylight, you, you-"
Shen Shenyu screamed angrily, and in the end, she realized that her phone was in the house.
Before she finished speaking, she immediately turned around and went back to the house, her intention was obvious, that is, to call the security department and ask the security guard to come and send this guy to the public security bureau.
“——”
Ye Junlang was stunned on the spot.
What the hell is this, and how did you become a shameless thief?
Isn't a university a place to learn and learn?
Aren't university teachers the most reasonable to be?
Sure enough, what the sages said was true, and beauties were the most unreasonable.
However, even if she is unreasonable, from which point does she judge that she is a thief?
Lao Tzu Yushu is in the wind, graceful, lofty, and can't help but ...... Ahem, not close to women, what does it look like a thief?
Ye Junlang was very angry, and when he reacted, his face changed, and he secretly said that it was not good!
What happens if a thief is found?
That must be to call the police!
Ye Junlang estimated that the beautiful woman who ran into the house must have found a mobile phone to call the police, and it was really embarrassing to alarm the police.
"Hey, beautiful teacher, don't be impulsive, I really didn't lie to you......"
Ye Junlang didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one in a hurry, and he turned over and landed in the opposite backyard, and he rushed into Shen Shenyu's house.
Sure enough, as soon as Ye Junlang entered the house, he saw Shen Shenyu pick up his mobile phone.
"Hey, that girl, you put down your phone for me!"
In a hurry, Ye Junlang broke out the idiomatic phrase - girl!
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