Chapter 92: Losing weight
Erfu walked around the courtyard for half an hour, and then returned to the room, seeing that the fourth master had already stood behind the bookcase to practice calligraphy, silently came to the front, took the pen and paper, and wrote the big characters stroke by stroke.
Every day after dinner, the fourth master has to write ten big characters, rain or shine, but Erfu does not have such a firm willpower, only writes two or three, then puts down the pen, half lying on the table, looking at the fourth master's big characters that are comparable to works of art, drooling violently.
This thing is brought back to modern times, it should be able to be sold for a good price, even if you can't buy a house in God's capital, you can also buy a house in SY, and then we can become a house sister, and we will eat and wait to die all day long to play around, it must be very chic.
Erfu is very good at daydreaming, when I was in college, I looked at those lucky people who won the lottery, and I had many daydreams, but this daydream was a bit big, so big that I couldn't help but show my star eyes, so that the fourth master noticed Erfu's beautiful mood, put down the pen in his hand, and looked at the Guargar Erfu in front of him, who looked like he was wandering in the world, and couldn't help revealing a forehead action.
Coincidentally, Erfu came back to his senses at this time, looking at the fourth master's very manly forehead support, he immediately pounced, and the whole person seemed to have fallen into an evil spirit, holding the fourth master's big hand, half-squatting, and said loudly: "Master, write a few more, this is all money!"
"What did you say?" the fourth master's eerie voice exploded in Erf's ears.
Erfu laughed dryly twice and explained: "Master, I think your handwriting is so beautiful, if you put it outside, it will definitely be a work of art."
But I know it. Ye is a dragon son and dragon grandson, that precious identity is a mess, he will definitely not give away his ink treasure, but sending two to the concubine should not be a big deal!"
After saying that, Erfu also deliberately threw out two winks, hoping that this master would forget what happened just now. After all, this kind of daydreaming plot. You still have to keep it a secret, otherwise her Erfu's face will really be lost.
Wanxin silently poked out a head: Are you sure you still have face?
Fortunately, the fourth master was tolerant, but he didn't bother with Erfu. Just according to what Erfu said, he casually mentioned it, "Rouhui Bingxin".
Each word was the size of a piece of paper, and it looked like it was given to Erph to be carved into a plaque. But how can Erf, a foolish person, have that taste, just look at the big characters that exude the fragrance of ink. Satisfied, as if he had seen a house made of gold, he smiled very strangely.
The fourth master knew at a glance that this little girl had gone astray again, rolled up the ink treasure that had been completely dry, and handed it over to Su Peisheng. instructed Su Peisheng to find a good craftsman to carve it, and then hung it in the main house of this west courtyard to replace the original plaque.
Su Peisheng hurriedly and carefully took the ink treasure out of the door. Hurriedly ran back to the study in the front yard, as if holding fragile objects. Carefully guarded in a brocade box, only then did he let out a long breath of turbidity.
In Su Peisheng's mind, the master of his own family put the master of this small courtyard in his heart, but Erfu felt that a large house had floated away, and he sat aside in despair, if it wasn't for Erfu still remembering the identity of the fourth master, I am afraid that I would be eager to go up and bite it twice, what a great fortune this is!
When Yuqing saw the virtue of his master, he couldn't wait to get into the cracks in the ground, it was really embarrassing.
Listening to the old lady in Guerjia Mansion, although his master is not a particularly clever person, he is also a rule-abiding person, and he is good for the people around him and other people in the house on weekdays, which is everyone's beautiful style, but how did the current master become such a money fan!
Fortunately, the fourth master didn't think that Erfu's temperament was bad, but felt that Erfu's temperament was true, no matter what he was, he could say it in the open, instead of playing with him everywhere.
It's just that I don't know if the fourth master will think that this kind of Erfu is more pleasing to the eye after knowing that Erfu doesn't have that brain!
Erfu thought he was smart and restrained his mood, and seeing that Su Peisheng had not come back, he walked to the direction of the inkstone diligently, and gently ground the ink with the ink block.
"Master, do you want to write anything more?" said Erph with a smile.
The fourth master looked at the few big characters that had been written, and then looked at Erfu's shining starry eyes, but in the end he picked up the pen again, rewrote two more, and then put down the pen and said: "Since you think that the master's ink treasure is valuable, you must also like it, these two words will be framed and hung in your room!"
"Okay, okay!" Erfu Mali nodded, only thinking that this framed ink treasure should be more valuable, but she didn't expect that she couldn't go back at all, and even if she could go back, how could she use her soul to abduct these things back!
And this brainless, I didn't think that there were still more valuable things in her room, such as a Yuan blue and white statue placed on the Duobao grid, which was definitely more valuable than the fourth master's ink treasure, and it was more valuable to the n power, okay!
In addition, Erfu looked at the beautiful cursive writing, he didn't know it at all, and he didn't know that the fourth master just wrote an article ridiculing Erfu, but he felt that this kind of cursive writing was particularly high-end and atmospheric, and the expression of the happy promise made it difficult for the fourth master to take back what he had just said, but if such two ink treasures were hung in Erfu's room, it would definitely make Erfu the object of ridicule in the entire clan.
Thinking of this, the fourth master was embarrassed again, this Erfu really gave him a problem, and I don't know if she really didn't know what that thing was!
"Since you like it, then the master will have someone frame it and send it over!" The fourth master thought of a solution in an instant, which could not only see if Erfu really didn't know this word, but also not let Erfu lose face, that is, rewrite two similar words, and then let people frame them and send them over.
Erfu didn't think as much as the fourth master thought, and seeing that the fourth master promised to give Mobao to himself, he happily pulled the fourth master into the Xinuan Pavilion, ready to ask the fourth master how to lose weight from the fourth master.
The fourth master had long forgotten what he teased Erfu, but he enjoyed Erfu's closeness to him, so he followed Erfu's intentions, sat on the couch near the window, and watched the little man in front of him serve tea for a while, and was busy handing snacks for a while, smiling and saying thoughtful words.
Erfu consciously laid the foundation very well, so she sat on the other side of the kang table obediently, holding the tea bowl in her hand, took a sip slightly, and said unintentionally: "Master, you said that the mothers in this palace have the recipes for weight loss and beauty, I don't know where they all came from!"
"cough cough cough ......" The fourth master who was drinking tea was directly choked by the tea in his mouth, looking at the little man in front of him whose eyes were full of answers, and who was still calmly smiling, I really wanted to open this little man's head to see, this brain was full of paste.
Although the women in this back house all hope that they will become beautiful, but the fourth master is really the first time to see such a righteous Ling Ran say it, and look at Erfu's style, it seems that this hope is placed on the fourth master, is this really good!
But soon, the fourth master remembered that he had said before that he knew a secret recipe for weight loss, so he came up with a very reasonable reason for Erfu's behavior, that is, this little girl took it seriously.
To put it mildly, the fourth master really didn't think that Erfu was fat, but felt that Erfu was still a little thin now, and privately thought that Erfu could be fatter to be more beautiful, after all, the aesthetics of men in the Qing Dynasty still hoped that their women would be richer, so they would look beautiful.
And Erfu, a little girl from the era of skinny beauty, deeply felt that she was fat, especially when even the fourth master felt that she was heavy, she was even more determined in her thoughts, and felt that her natural goose egg face was really not too thin, if it was an awl face, it would be perfect!
But Erph didn't realize that in this era, there was no way out for women with awl-faced faces, and there were few people with awl-faces, at best, melon seed faces, which were thinner than goose egg faces.
Erfu pretended to be calm and took two sips of tea, seeing that the fourth master still didn't say the way to lose weight, he felt a little aggrieved in his heart, as the saying goes, women are the ones who please themselves, and they are so strict with themselves, not to make your uncle happy, why do you shirk it, and you obviously promised to say it!
Thinking about it, Erfu handed the fourth master a somewhat aggrieved look, making the fourth master wonder if he had done something angry and resentful, otherwise how could this little man seem so complaining!
"Master, you see I'm fat, you don't want me to be fat like a ball!" Erph said and pinched the tender flesh on her cheeks, trying to show her appearance after turning into a ball, hoping to make this master do his best to tell the recipe for weight loss.
The fourth master, a man who usually doesn't care much about the life of women in the backyard, how can he know the recipe for weight loss, and although there is no intellectual property right in these years, he is a big man, and naturally he will not ask those doctors to ask about weight loss, even if the ladies in the deep palace may have, but the fourth master, a big man, how can he know it!
Erfu was completely blinded by the all-powerful idol flashes of the fourth master, and even felt that a big man like the fourth master would never deceive people, and believed in the fourth master wholeheartedly, waiting for the fourth master to guide her, hoping to get a secret recipe for not getting fat no matter how to eat, but this was destined to be unsuccessful.
"Ahem, ahem...... This recipe is a person who secretly sues the master, I'm afraid that the less people know, the better, you look at the people in the room, let's wait for them to go down!" The fourth master can only play Tai Chi again. (To be continued)
ps:ps: In the text, Wanxin said that cursive can't be understood, Wanxin is definitely not a lie, and I don't know if Wanxin is really too little knowledge, in short, those cursive writing that is praised like a flower, Wanxin really doesn't know a few words, before Wanxin once saw a very beautiful guqin, which was exploded in an auction house publicity magazine, there are about 20 words of cursive on it, and Wanxin studied it for a few days, but he couldn't study the 20 words smoothly.