Chapter 338: RM's Disadvantage, Physical Strength and Death (5)
Although Xiaofeng's joke adjusted the atmosphere, it didn't take long for it to be destroyed by the 3 old people, and after playing the variety show for a long time, if you don't know how to do it, the three elderly MC will be in vain, the three of them first said nostalgic and thought about the past, and then said in a unified voice that the weakest among the elderly is Chi Shi Town, and the most excessive thing is that the three people began to compete with the old terrier, which brought a layer of twilight to the atmosphere in the car.
Lee Kwang-joo and Song Joong-ki are still in a state of disgust with each other, while Xiao Feng is dedicated to dealing with Jung so-yeon, who is constantly performing the eighteen pinching of the dragon.
10 minutes later, the hot weather made the infirm show the prototype, Park Daddy sat in the co-pilot and snored, Yoon Jong-shin couldn't stop nodding to pay tribute to Yoo Jae-seok who was driving, haha also entered a state of closing his eyes and recuperating, Song Joong Ki and Lee Kwang-joo slept very well together, and it was time to show off the infinite feelings after the effect was done.
"Won't you sleep?" Xiaofeng's head also had a lot of sweat, on the one hand, because of the weather, and more importantly, because he was busy dealing with all kinds of harassment from Zheng Xiuyan.
"I can't sleep when it's so hot, are you always arranging me behind my back? Seeing Xiaofeng's crazy appearance, Zheng Xiuyan withdrew her hand with satisfaction, pinching Xiaofeng's hand felt very good, Zheng Xiuyan was very satisfied.
"That's for the sake of effect, I don't help you get some relaxation, I guess your trip to RM will be in vain. Xiaofeng resolutely can't admit that he is retaliating, he is not the kind of stingy man.
"Am I supposed to thank you? A smile appeared on Jung's face, and she stuck out her tongue and licked her lips.
Xiaofeng felt that his throat and eyes were a little dry, looking at Zheng Xiuyan's appearance, it seemed that he made some excessive requests, Zheng Xiuyan could meet him, Xiaofeng swallowed and foamed, and attributed the reason for his thoughts to that the weather was too hot.
"I'm your brother-in-law, and I should help you. After Xiaofeng struggled, she still gave up the idea of seeking welfare.
"You don't have to always remind me of our relationship, I don't care, a man who doesn't have the guts, dare to think about it or not. Zheng Xiuyan gave Xiaofeng a look full of contempt and stopped talking.
Ni Mei's, as a man, Xiaofeng said that he couldn't bear it. But seeing Liu Zaishi in front of him concentrating on watching the car, Shi Xiaofeng felt that he might still be a boy.
Compared with the dull atmosphere of the non-air-conditioning group, the atmosphere of the air-conditioning group is much better, the person in charge of driving is Kim Jong Kook, and the co-pilot's position is the big brother Chi Seok Town, with the existence of the car concubine will never be less laughter, of course, as the object of his complaints, Kim Jong Kook is more tragic, if he holds the steering wheel in his hand, it is estimated that Cha Taixian will not dare to be so arrogant, and the other protagonist in Che Taixian's mouth, Zhang He, is estimated to teach Che Taixian to be a man after reading this issue of RM, as for whether Zhang He will see it at all, there is no need to think about it, Kim Jong Kook will not forget to inform Zhang Heγ
Xiaofeng didn't bother to complain about the filming location chosen by RM, and this time the first mission location was an outdoor sports field in a suburban real estate in Seoul. The uninhabited environment made Xiaofeng sure that SBS did not charge less advertising fees.
The air-conditioning group stood in the shade of the tree with a refreshing body, and the state of the non-air-conditioning group was described by an idiom as throwing away the armor, Papa Park seemed to be sleeping very soundly, and a large piece of wet chest Park Myung-so resolutely denied that it was saliva, and Yoon Jong-shin drank a sip of ice water after getting out of the car, claiming that he couldn't get along with his mouth and wanted to go to the hospital.
Lee Kwang-joo and Song Joong-ki, who loved each other in their sleep, recovered I am too lazy to talk to you, haha's head turned red It is said that he accidentally hit the car door, Xiaofeng rubbed his shoulders with a bitter face, Xiaofeng found that his T-shirt began to get wet from his shoulders, and Xiaofeng looked at Zheng Xiuyan who was all right. What are you pretending to be, the marks on your face have betrayed you, doesn't it mean that you can't sleep? Even if you fall asleep, then my shoulder can be used as a pillow. Hello, don't learn you learn to be drooling from the demon brother.
In fact, Xiaofeng also felt a little unwilling to shoot after seeing the shooting venue, shooting outdoors in the summer was miserable enough, you are still playing so big now, Xiaofeng really hopes that a few elderly people will pretend to be sick to see Zhao Xiaozhen's reaction.
"Today is a special episode of inferior physical strength. We have prepared four rounds for you, and in each round, the first place will receive 7 points, and the second place will receive 5 points. 3rd place 3 points, 1 point for others who complete the task, minus 1 point for those who do not complete the task, the three teams with the lowest score after the end of the four rounds of the game will get the harshest punishment in RM history, I hope you will play a style game with characteristics, each round of the game we will set up a best funny shot, the winner can get a reward of 3 points, after each round of the game, the first three in the air-conditioned car, the last four in the car without air-conditioning, after seeing the end of the ride in the non-air-conditioned car I guess you should also know what to do. As soon as Zhao Xiaozhen came up, he began to introduce the content of this episode, and even Xiaofeng was a little afraid when he heard the harshest punishment in RM's history.
Belongs to the history of RM, the punishment of the Runningball era at the beginning of the show includes being a cleaner, being a waiter, and the most unacceptable thing for Xiaofeng is the punishment of ** wearing superhuman clothes, and the punishment is less after the adjustment, basically using water in summer and winter, flour in spring and autumn, and the ruthless point is to play extreme sports, and now suddenly saying that Xiaofeng is the most severe, and his heart is a little bottomless.
"Now is the first round of the competition, in front of the competition venue, the first stage of each group of guests to two people three-legged run 60 meters, the second stage of each group of infirm people on the mat women do 20 sit-ups, men do 15 push-ups, the third stage is the humanoid cart game, who is the car each group of people to decide, the fourth stage is to climb the net, and finally wear a pointed hat to break the balloon competition completed. Zhao Xiaozhen began to introduce the competition to the inner soft, if it was just an introduction, Xiaofeng was guaranteed to be able to complete it easily and happily, but the realistic venue made Xiaofeng tremble.
The first project is two people with three legs, but the 60-meter runway is all made of finger pressure boards, and the most painful thing for Xiao Feng is that the color of the finger pressure board is still full of malicious pure black, and it is a little difficult to spread an egg on it to cook, but Xiao Feng guarantees that it must be uncomfortable to stand on it barefoot.
The second project is to prepare a mat yes, for the mat is black with the first level of the foil Xiaofeng thinks it's nothing, but why do you give such a small mat, and the mat is still on the acupressure board, Ni Mei's acupressure board has not been reduced in price recently, no money, the only relief is that this time the acupressure board is finally not black, although the red is not much better, at least it is stronger than pure black.
The third item is a human-shaped stroller, and the track is made of an inflatable pool, which is really nothing but bad force. But why is there water in his meow, seeing the bubbles that appear from time to time, Xiaofeng is sure that it is soapy water, do you want to play so big.
The fourth project crawling and the fifth project topping balloon seem to be not difficult now, but Xiaofeng believes that it will never be so simple.
"Due to the limited space, you can only split into two groups to face each other, so now please decide on your own group. "It's a pity that I can't see 7 groups of people competing at the same time, falling in love and killing each other, and Cho Hyo-jin is sorry.
"Or let's group them into air-conditioned and non-air-conditioned cars. Cha Tae-hyun's eyes rolled and proposed, as soon as he saw the state of the non-air-conditioned group, Cha Tae-hyun knew how miserable it was to sit in a car without air-conditioning in this weather, although he firmly believed that no one was his opponent with Kim Jong Kook, but if he encountered a non-air-conditioned group blinded by hatred to sabotage, it would be too depressing, Cha Taehyun, who paid much attention to RM, knew Kim Jong Kook's ability to pull hatred.
Cha Tae-hyun's proposal was of course unanimously agreed by the air-conditioning crew. The non-air-conditioned group is unanimously opposed, not to mention the question of who comes first and who comes later, that is, the four words of the same hatred or sympathy for the same fate have united the non-air-conditioning group, in haha's words, it is the revenge of the air conditioning group with hatred and resentment, and a competition group has risen to the level of class struggle.
In the end, it was Zhao Xiaozhen who decided to use the lottery to decide the grouping, the three teams set off first, the four teams set off later, compared to the four teams that can be lazy by looking at the completion of others, Xiaofeng prefers three teams with one less group, and you never know what will happen in the next second in RM. Fewer people indicates that there are a lot fewer variables, but Zheng Xiuyan, who is in charge of the lottery, draws the four teams that Xiaofeng doesn't want to see, and there is more than half of the chance of drawing a four-person team Xiaofeng has nothing to complain about, but Zheng Xiuyan, what do you mean by the look of pride and praise.
The members of the three teams are Kim Jong Kook Cha Taehyun, Gary Jung In, and Yoo Jae-seok Yoon Jong-shin. Xiaofeng dares to guarantee that the results of the first two groups will be very good.
"Ah, it's burning me, what is this? He took off his socks as instructed, and Cha Tae-hyun, who stood on the fingerboard, let out a miserable scream and walked barefoot to the grass next to the runway.
"Taehyun, you don't have to use your acting skills here. We're used to finger boards. Yoo Jae-seok scoffed at Cha Tae-hyun's flamboyant acting skills.
"Brother, it's not painful, it's hot. I feel like my feet are getting ripe. Cha Tae-hyun said depressedly holding his feet.
"Taixian, learn from your brother and get used to it. Liu Zaishi stood on the finger pressure board with a look of contempt and Jia Xianbei, but the words of contempt that had not yet been spoken were replaced by screams, and Liu Zaishi's performance was more exaggerated than Cha Taehyun, and he rolled all the way to the grass.
"PD, are you sure this issue is an inferior family story special and not an iron man special, and Yin Zhongxin, who was already in awe of the finger pressure board, is even more afraid to go up now.
"Ah, it's not as exaggerated as you say, look at me, 1, 2, 1, 2." At this time, the only one who dared to sing the opposite tune and demonstrate by example was Kim Jong Kook, although the slogan was still quite loud, but Kim Jong Kook, who always advocated that he would be numb if he hurt too much, walked a few steps, and his face was distorted.
After tossing for 10 minutes, the three teams all stood on the runway, Gary couldn't see any expression on his face, Zheng Ren next to him was wrinkled with a face, Kim Jong Kook kept adjusting his breathing, as if this would make the soles of his feet a little more comfortable, Cha Tae-hyun and Yoo Jae-seok both turned on the chatter mode, the two of them talked about each other and chatted happily, and Aunt Yin had a bitter face as if tears would fall in the next second.
"Beep!" a whistle announced the start of the game, there was no fierce scene of you fighting for me, there was no momentum of sweating and daring to compete for the first, there were only 5 male voices and one female voice screaming in the field, and it was Kim Jong Kook and Cha Tae Hyun who walked in the front, and Cha Tae Hyun, who was habitually lazy, shared half of the weight of his body on Kim Jong Kook.
The second place is Gary and Zheng Ren, Gary pulled his legs and didn't dare to touch the finger pressure board Zheng Ren ran very hard, the third place was of course Liu Zaishi and Yin Zhongxin, just ran a few steps Yin Zhongxin fell on the finger pressure board with a wail, and then there was an even more painful wail.
Under the leadership of Kim Jong Kook, their group was the first to enter the second link, and Cha Tae-hyun, who had just untied the rope and fell on the mat, jumped up with a scream, and the mat that had absorbed the heat for so long was not something that could be laid down.
Under the force pressure of Kim Jong Kook, Cha Tae-hyun finally put on a pose, and at this time, Jung in the second place and Gary also entered the second link, and the back contact made Zheng Ren's sit-up journey extremely smooth, and the Gary group first completed the second link and entered the third link.
At this time, Liu Zaishi and Yin Zhongxin were still entangled less than 10 meters away from the starting point, Liu Zaishi tried to stand up more than once but was destroyed by Yin Zhongxin, Aunt Yin shamefully put her feet on Liu Zaishi's feet, which made Liu Zaishi taste what it was like to double the pain.
Gary and Zheng Ren ran into trouble in the third link, at first it was Gary who pushed Zheng Ren when he was in the car, but as soon as he started Gary, his hand slipped and the air cushion came into close contact, his face was full of soap and water, and Gary just wanted to speak but a soap bubble came out of his mouth.
Kim Jong Kook's cart overtook Gary and Jung In with a shout, and Cha Tae-hyun adopted a strategy of inaction in order to prevent Kim Jong Kook from being thrown out, relying on Kim Jong Kook's two hands to complete the cart link.
Gary and Zheng Ren changed routines, Zheng Ren's condition was much better after being in the car, Gary brand motor let Zheng Ren know what it was like to fly, Zheng Ren completed the third stage without moving his hands, and at this time Liu Zaishi and Yin Zhongxin moved forward less than 10 meters.
"In Shi, I can't do it, let's give up. Yin Zhongxin untied the rope on his feet and fell on the grass, breathlessly.
"Brother Zhong Xin, we have to at least finish it, I don't want to accept punishment. Liu Zaishi also looked painful, but he really didn't want to accept punishment, and it would be better to let him commit suicide if he was allowed to play bungee jumping back.
"In Shi, I don't think there's anything more painful than this, or we would have given up all the games today. Yin Zhongxin felt that he had to propose very well, at least he was comfortable in front of him, even if it was a punishment, he accepted it.
"Absolutely not. Liu Zaishi thought of bungee jumping and thought of the jumping machine, and then creepily dragged Yin Zhongxin back to the runway, and was dragged less than 5 meters Yin Zhongxin couldn't stand it, being dragged on the hot finger pressure board was a person who couldn't bear it, Yin Zhongxin resigned himself to follow Liu Zaishi, anyway, their goal was to complete the task, and it was not unacceptable to move a few steps to take a break. (To be continued......)