1281 Prancing Horse!
I slowly looked up at the heavy palm.
The first thing that catches your eye is a Bodhi bracelet wrapped around the neck several times, then a sleeve of burlap textiles, and then a shiny bald head, with a few conspicuous ring scars on the head.
A rough face has a smiling expression, and the sparse stubble on the lips adds a bit of the unique charm that a mature man should have.
"Buddha. Buddha.. Buddha!"
Seeing the man's facial features clearly, I couldn't help but open my mouth wide.
That's right, the guy who suddenly appeared in front of me at this moment turned out to be the little Buddha who had a few encounters with me, Chen Shuhan's eldest brother.
His thick eyebrows were locked together, and the corners of his mouth were raised towards me, and his voice opened like a bell: "Your master is not here, what's the trouble Lao Tzu will level for you, how much of a problem, crying and sneering, come! ”
"I.." I hesitated for a few seconds, then slowly straightened my back.
"Your cousin is my brother's son, and your master is my brother's worshipper, according to this relationship, we are a family. He pulled the door of his smooth brain and sent him to Li Zeyuan next to him in a rough voice: "Comrade policeman, you are busy with your going, I will say a few words to my children." ”
Li Zeyuan looked at the little Buddha suspiciously, then patted me on the shoulder twice and said, "If there is anything, you can call me immediately." ”
More than ten seconds later, the little Buddha directly grabbed my shoulders and walked into the nightclub, and asked softly while stepping forward: "Look at the posture, you have more than one trouble, let's do it one by one, I will give you a promise tonight, you can do whatever you want." ”
I squirmed my lips twice, but I didn't make a sound.
The little Buddha raised his arm, slapped me on the back heavily, almost didn't press me to the ground, and then laughed and said: "Little bastard, don't come again when you can't miss the opportunity, Lao Tzu is rushing to help you today, one is because you happen to be in the mountain city to do business, and the other is to receive a call from your master, your master knows that you have been wronged, if you don't spit out this evil breath today, I'm afraid you will cause a big disaster." ”
"Does he know?" I asked, stunned.
The little Buddha smiled heartily and said: "Not only do you know, but you also know that you are angry, as soon as you get the letter, you will immediately call me in a hurry, if it is not that he is still being punished, I will definitely parachute into the mountain city as soon as possible." ”
By this time, the nightclub had already been cleared, the empty hall was littered with wine bottles, and the air was filled with the complex smell of beer and perfume mixed together, and I pondered for a few seconds before speaking: "I have a few uninvited customers in the store, and I want to drive them away, but I can't do it enough." ”
"Walking!" Little Buddha put one hand in his pocket and waved his hand very casually.
I explained worriedly: "Brother Fo, that person is very good at kung fu, I feel that ordinary people are not his opponents, why don't you call a few more people?"
"What are you shouting? deal with the two baskets, you let me call for reinforcements, whose face will I break?" The little Buddha smiled domineeringly: "Kung Fu of dogs, as long as he is a person, let him lie on his stomach tonight, let him kneel down and he will have to prostrate." ”
In about half a minute, the two of us came directly to the lounge on the top floor through the elevator, and walked to the door of the room where Liu Bosheng was.
Soon the door of the room opened, and Liu Bosheng wrapped a bath towel in the door as before.
"Are you bullying my child?" The little Buddha was like an unreasonable parent, spitting and scolding directly: "Grass and mud, where are the lonely souls and wild ghosts, who dares to pinch their flags?"
Liu Bosheng was instantly scolded and stunned, and coughed twice and asked suspiciously: "Friend, you.."
"Brother basket!"
Before Liu Bosheng's words fell, the little Buddha had already slammed his elbow into the door rudely and walked in with a swagger.
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In the room, Uncle Jiang Li was sitting on the edge of the bed flipping through a book without a cover, and when he saw the two of us suddenly breaking in, he was stunned and said: "Wang Lang, this is..."
"Is there him?" the little Buddha glanced at Jiang Li lightly, and asked me with his side neck.
For fear that the two would have a misunderstanding, I hurriedly explained: "Brother Fo, this is my own person, my uncle and grandfather." ”
"It's none of your business, pouting next to you!" Little Buddha waved his hand disdainfully, turned to look at Liu Bosheng and said, "It's just that you want to embarrass my child? ”
Liu Bosheng took two steps back with a wary face, and muttered: "Friend, I don't understand what you mean, the grievances between me and Wang Lang have been explained clearly, and you are suddenly out of the blue."
"Smack!"
When he was explaining, the little Buddha's big arm swung horizontally, and it was directly a loud slap in the face.
Liu Bosheng's left cheek was flushed with a red slap mark at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he let out a low roar, and his waist was bent and ready to pounce up.
How do you know that the little Buddha smiled "hehe", did not retreat but advanced, holding a cigarette roll in his left hand, and touching it slightly from his trouser pocket with his right hand, two "melon-style grenades" suddenly appeared in the palm of his hand, blinked twice and looked at Liu Bosheng with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand the meaning, you can know the goods." ”
Seeing the two dripping "hemp thunder seeds", Liu Bosheng, who was still eager to try just now, instantly stood firm, sniffed his nose and asked in a low voice: "Friend, which way, please make it clear." ”
"Why do you play Yang Zirong and the mountain carving with me? Which other road, in my river, in Myanmar D Irrawaddy River. Little Buddha hooked his finger at Liu Bosheng and chuckled: "Come, come here, let's talk closely." ”
Liu Bosheng did not walk in front of the little Buddha, took two deep breaths and said in a deep voice: "Friend, I feel that there seems to be a little misunderstanding between us, Wang Lang and I actually have no contradictions, and they have all made it clear, do you think this will work, I will unilaterally apologize to Wang Lang.."
"Come here, kneel down and kowtow to my child with your head held high, I'll let you pass today's events. The little Buddha had a hot breath in his mouth, and hooked his finger at him as if he hadn't heard it: "Do you think I have the courage to pull away Ma Leizi's insurance?"
Liu Bosheng swallowed his saliva and laughed extremely unnaturally: "Friend, let's talk about something slowly."
"Three!" Little Buddha didn't have any nonsense, and directly "Gaba" pulled away the safety of a grenade.
With a soft sound of "zi", the grenade emitted a puff of white smoke visible to the naked eye.
"!" Jiang Li, who was originally sitting quietly on the edge of the bed, jumped up, his old face was flushed, and he ran towards the door with his legs, and I subconsciously quickly retreated backwards.
Liu Bosheng, who was opposite the little Buddha, was even more frightened and squeezed towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Little Buddha held the "Ma Lei Zi" that was emitting white smoke in his left hand, and his right arm went straight to Liu Bosheng's arm, and he snorted lightly with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Aren't you quite capable of fighting?" ”
"You're so sick, let go of me!" Liu Bosheng struggled with all his might, trying to push the little Buddha away, but the little Buddha's right arm didn't move as if it was on his shoulder.
The hemp thunder that was pulled out of the lead "Zizi.." There was white smoke, and the time seemed to be a long time in the past century, and it seemed that it had only taken a few seconds, and finally Ma Leizi stopped smoking, Liu Bosheng's cheeks became purple, and his slow brain was full of dense beads of sweat.
The little Buddha let go of Liu Bosheng suddenly, and Liu Bosheng jumped forward two or three meters away by inertia, and staggered to the ground.
The little Buddha scratched the back of his head, as if talking to himself, and muttered: "Huh, it didn't sound, it seems that I forgot to put gunpowder in it when I went out, I'm frightened, brother, don't worry, let's change to another one, guess if my one will explode." ”
As he spoke, the little Buddha shook his hand and threw down the hemp thunder just now, and picked up another one.
Liu Bosheng gasped for breath in his mouth, sat down on the ground decadently, raised his hands and shouted at the little Buddha: "Obey, big brother, I am really convinced, what do you need my brother to do, do you speak and do not?" As long as I can do it, I will never hesitate." ”
"Convinced, it's easy to do. The little Buddha stuffed Ma Leizi into his trouser pocket and stroked the stubble next to his chin: "In this way, you first kowtow to my child respectfully, and then we will study the rest slowly."