Xiaofeng's head began to sweat, and he forgot to bring the handouts he had worked so hard to prepare, in order to be able to teach the first lesson well, Xiaofeng was very well prepared, and even the expressions of where and what he did were marked, although he could still remember a little by memory, but it was very insufficient to deal with the scene he wanted to be in. :3w.

Xiao Feng loosened his tie, the more critical the moment, the more Xiao Feng's singleton character can play a role, since there is no handout, just flicker on memory! Even if you don't flicker, it shouldn't be a problem to fool around in a class! Xiao Feng thought of this and relaxed, since he was ready to die consciousness, then the rest is not so important.

"My lecture is business management, and just now a classmate also said that I may not be able to catch up with most of you in practical application, and you are not learning this for the sake of learning, so I will not talk about some conceptual things, I will only talk about some examples, so that you can experience how to do it for you. Xiaofeng began the road of flickering.

"Do you know what is the most important ability for a decision-maker in an enterprise?" Xiaofeng asked

"Strategic vision. A male student replied

"Management skills. Someone else said

"Ask different people to have different answers, not in their position, not in their own politics, in fact, you just think about what people in that position should do. Xiaofeng concluded

"To take the simplest example, the Joseon Dynasty must have a certain understanding, we regard the Joseon Dynasty as a huge company, what do you think the Choon Dynasty should be the most capable decision-maker? Love the people, clean government? Actually, it is not, what he should have most is to know how to make good use of people, in fact, whoever is a decision-maker, you just need to know how to find talents, and then put talents in the right position. Xiaofeng admired his ability to talk nonsense.

"The mall is like a battlefield, no matter what decisions are made, you pay attention to strategy and tactics, as a decision-maker, you don't have to make strategies and tactics yourself, you just need to find people who make strategies and tactics. Xiaofeng said

"Teacher, but not all of us can sit in the decision-making position. Most of us are still in the stage of developing strategies and tactics. Xiaofeng's flickering has obviously had an effect, and some people have already called him a teacher.

"No matter what stage you are in, the eye is the most important thing, just like the dress I am wearing now, what can you see? "Xiaofeng's character of revenge can't be changed.

"Well, looking at the teacher's suit, I feel that the teacher is not such a person who has no common sense, but looking at the teacher's hair and glasses, I know that the teacher is not a person who can match, and it feels so contradictory. The girl just commented

Xiaofeng now has an urge to wipe her sweat, is it so obvious? It seems that Taeyeon and the sisters-in-law are also complaining about their fashion sense.

"Let me tell you! Actually, I woke up late today, and I accidentally wore the wrong shoes when I went out. This incident shows that no matter what you can't look at the surface, of course, you can't think too much, you have to grasp the problem of a degree, I wear a suit with sneakers today will only be said to be unable to match or have aesthetic problems, if I wear a shirt and tie, it is estimated that it will be regarded as a neurosis. Xiaofeng's words caused a burst of laughter from the students.

"In the course of your work, you may encounter many different kinds of leaders, some have good tempers, some have bad problems, and some like to provoke trouble, how can you handle the relationship with these leaders well? As for how to deal with it, I don't need to go into details!" Unconsciously, Xiaofeng changed the topic from how to be a decision-maker to how to deal with workplace relationships.

Xiaofeng's level of nonsense is about to break through the sky, and these students who have been crawling in society have also learned a lot of truth from Xiaofeng's words, and on the whole, Xiaofeng's fooling this time is still very successful.

"That's all for this lesson, and I'll give you a little experiment at the end. First fill a bottle with small stones, then fill it with fine sand, and finally it looks full, but it can hold half a bottle of water. What does this experiment tell us?" asked Xiaofeng

"Tell us to mix resources appropriately. One student said

"Tell us not to be fooled by the superficial appearance of things. Another student replied

"Tell us to make the best use of it, and there will always be potential. ”

"Teacher, you should tell us the answer. Seeing that Xiaofeng always pretended to smile and shook his head. One student said

"This experiment tells us that the next time we go out to eat, how not to think about drinking or drinking if you don't pay for it, because the liquid is used to slip through the seams, or leave more space for pork belly and Korean beef!" Xiaofeng said a spitting answer.

"That's all I have for this lesson, the remaining 10 minutes or so, the rest of the time is reserved for you to ask questions, of course, the questions are limited to personal aspects, so that we can get to know each other. After talking for so long, Xiaofeng also felt a little powerless.

"Teacher, I see that you feel very familiar, is there a video of you on the Internet? One student asked his own question

"I didn't expect you to recognize me by being so low-key, yes, there are a lot of my videos on the Internet. Xiaofeng straightened his chest and said

"I didn't expect our teacher to be a famous lecturer, teacher, you have taught those people, have you always taught at Sungkyunkwan?" the student then asked

Nani: Didn't you recognize me as an artist? Lao Tzu, I stood on the podium and let more than 200 of you watch it for a long time, but none of them recognized me? Xiaofeng felt very bad, these people didn't even give themselves a chance to pretend.

"Teacher, do you have a car, what is your favorite car?" asked a female student

"Yes, Hyundai, I support domestic products, and my favorite is of course Bentley. Xiaofeng said

"Why?"

"I feel like the Bentley logo is a special fit for me. Xiao Feng said nonsense

"Car logo?"

"That's right, put the letter B in the circle and then add two wings, it will take you to pretend to be b, take you to fly, take you to soar until dark, and you teacher and I will be more compatible!" Xiaofeng explained

All of them......

"Teacher, are you married?"

"It's over, it's just been knotted not long ago, is there a feeling of seeing each other late? Xiaofeng said cheekily

"Hehe, there are people who are willing to marry someone like the teacher, I really want to get to know him. Xiaofeng is unhappy.

"Teacher, do you like boys or girls? "Xiaofeng is really sweating like this, so he shouldn't let them ask questions.

"Of course it's a girl!" replied Xiaofeng

"Why?"

"When a girl was a child, she was called Wenjing, a little older was called innocence, a little older was called cute, a little older was called a lady, a little older was called Bai Fumei, a little older was called a royal sister, a little older was called kind, and a little older was called kindness. And we men, when we were young, we were called naughty, older ones were mischievous, older bear children, older bad boys, older ones called **silk, older ones called lewd uncles, older ones called old immortals, and from the titles, you can see that girls are more popular!"

"Teacher, don't forget that there are also bad names such as female men and female hooligans. A man who didn't know whether he was alive or dead said, and instantly got the greetings of the women in the audience.

"I think the classmate who said this must not have a girlfriend or can't find a girlfriend at all. "Xiaofeng's poisonous tongue skill is getting deeper and deeper.

"Teacher, can you introduce yourself in detail?" one student demanded

"RM everyone look at it! With the people in RM, the teacher is like Liu Zaishi, the big name service is good-tempered, and like the Admiralty, the country has good strength and technology, and it is more reliable, the key is that the teacher's salary is like haha, not too low. "Xiaofeng is now more and more accustomed to talking about RMs.

"Alright, the time is almost up, and I'll answer one last question. Xiaofeng saw Wen Caihe and the other two old men leaving the classroom through the back door, so he looked at the time, and sure enough, it was only a minute before the end of class.

The bell rang on time, Xiaofeng smiled and watched the students walk out of the classroom one by one, and finally fooled the first class, I hope that my performance can satisfy my wife.

"Teacher, what do you think about extramarital affairs?" a cold but sweet voice suddenly asked

Xiaofeng heard this voice and sat on the ground, he just quarreled with the owner of this voice two days ago or did not reach an agreement, but he didn't expect to meet here today. (To be continued......)