"Mr. Tang, Mr. Yang, you two don't move! Look! There's a mosquito flying above your heads!" Secretary Bai, who had just pushed the door in, screamed in a fuss. After screaming, he shook his head and shook his head with an esoteric expression of studying the universe: "You see that this mosquito sucks blood so much, did it suck Mr. Tang's blood? Or did it suck Mr. Yang's blood?"

"Oh! This question is so profound, I can't wait for mortals to answer it!" After speaking, he looked at Tang Xiaohan and Yang Tianfan with an innocent face.

As we all know, Tang Xiaohan and Yang Tianfan are a happy couple, bickering couple, and Secretary Bai loves to watch their best bickering.

Every time I hear the best bickering between their husband and wife, it will make Secretary Bai's gossip life start a new happy journey.

Secretary Bai dared to swear to the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, for Tang Xiaohan and Yang Tianfan and his wife, she was absolutely a dead worship.

Yang Tianfan really lived up to expectations and spoke lightly.

"Secretary Bai, you see that my Mr. Tang's skin is so white, and mosquitoes also like Bai Fumei, so of course mosquitoes are sucking her blood, right?" Yang Tianfan asked Secretary Bai next to him, and looked at Tang Xiaohan with a sympathetic tone.

The golden rule of 1+1=2?

Tang Xiaohan does not believe in evil.

"Nonsense, who said that if I have white skin, I must suck my blood? You are type O blood, as far as I know, mosquitoes are more fond of eating type O blood. Tang Xiaohan rolled her eyes at her husband Yang Tianfan unceremoniously.

"Personally, I feel that mosquitoes are very likely to suck your blood. Yang Tianfan accentuated his tone again.

"Who said that mosquitoes suck mom's blood? I think it's dad's blood, because dad is tall and has a lot of blood, and mosquitoes can suck it easily. An 8-9-year-old boy walked in and quickly rushed towards Tang Xiaohan's arms.

"Brother, you're wrong, of course mosquitoes suck mom's blood, how can they suck dad's blood? dad is so powerful that he's afraid of mosquitoes, so mosquitoes can only suck mom's blood. Another 4-5-year-old girl walked in with a milky voice and threw herself into Yang Tianfan's arms.

So a family of four engaged in a great theoretical debate.

Yang Tianfan: Mosquitoes suck 100% of your blood.

Tang Xiaohan: Nonsense.

Little boy 8-9 years old: Mosquitoes suck dad's blood.

4-5 year old girl: My brother said nonsense, no way!

“.............”

In the end, under the coercion of her brother's dangling little fist, the little girl had to agree very aggrievedly to the conclusion that mosquitoes sucked her father's blood.

The little girl shook Yang Tianfan's big arm with tears in her eyes and said, "Dad, let's not lose to my brother and mother, Dad, I want to win!

Yang Tianfan kissed his baby daughter's face with a smile and whispered: "Dad gives you an exam question, test mom and brother, the two of them promise that if they can't answer, we will win." After speaking, he whispered a few words in his daughter's ear.

After listening to her father's whisper, the little girl immediately jumped up excitedly, stood in front of Tang Xiaohan and her brother, and said angrily: "May I ask why Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise---- please answer the question in three seconds." ”

How to answer this question?

The son looked at Tang Xiaohan for help.

"Xia Hua Poetry Club?"

A pun intended.

Tang Xiaohan pursed his lips and immediately glanced at his son slyly.

The elder brother, who must read "Xia Hua Poetry Club" in every issue, immediately understood, pouted at his sister, and hummed twice, before answering his sister's question slowly: "Because Confucius's family is poor!"

"Because Confucius's family is poor?" The younger sister who must read "Xia Hua Poetry Club" in every issue was obviously thundered by her brother's answer, and looked at Yang Tianfan with a puzzled face.

Is this answer correct?

Doesn't seem right!

Daddy solves.

Yang Tianfan had no choice but to roll his eyes at the ceiling.

Confucius's wallet was innocent.

Secretary Bai, who stayed aside, couldn't stand it anymore---

"Poof!"

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

Secretary Bai listened to these superb debates brought in by the family of four, and the flowers and branches trembled wildly, and even Manager Yu outside the door was attracted by her laughter and couldn't help but push the door in.

"Manager Yu, look at their family.... Isn't it a wonderful family in a soap opera..... Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing at it......."

"Hahaha...."

"Hahaha...."