Chapter 099: Hirai Momo-sensei
It's very comfortable to pinch, but the worst thing is that this girl sticks out her tongue when she speaks.
"Hmm...... I was wrong...... Ernie Sauce ...... You're ...... Let me go...... I'm going to die......"
Smack~ Feeling that the hands on her face were finally released, Hirai Tao gasped, her little face was flushed, and it was strange that she felt that Li Xianzhe's hands smelled very good.
"Yaga Baga~ I'm going to be angry~ Oni-chan...... I won't play with you anymore......"
Hirai Tao rubbed her ruddy little face and her lips squirmed for a while, and suddenly felt something in front of her face, and suddenly raised her head.
I saw Li Xianzhe bending down and staring at her, and the noses of the two people were only three or four centimeters apart.
"Momoko-san, you...... You just called me a bastard, didn't you?"
Lee Hyun-cheol grinned with white teeth... Some said gloomily, although I don't know much about RB, but I can still understand this sentence.
"Yikes... Sigh big (it's over)..."
Hirai Momo's face changed instantly, and she shook her head with a "I'm very good" "Ani, I was just possessed by Sadako, and we will scold Oni-chan." β
Possessed by a ghost? A fool will believe it, Li Xianzhe turned his head a little speechlessly, raised his fist and knocked it on someone.
"Huh?" Kim Jisoo jumped away in an instant, assuming a defensive posture.
"What do you want to do, Oba, the Sage?"
"Nothing?"
Lee Hyun-cheol stretched out a hand and hooked it at Hirai Momo, who directly handed him the Rubik's Cube stick.
With the weapon in hand, Lee Hyun-cheol felt that his force value could be +10, but he knocked on Kim Ji-so's head for a while, and recited a strange spell in his mouth, "Heavenly Spirit Spirit Earth Spirit ......"
"What~" Kim Jisoo didn't dodge either, his eyes looked at the prop hand above his head, a little itchy, cool feeling.
And the two eyeballs that rolled upwards made Zheng Yilin and the three of them silently take out their mobile phones and click.
"You're spiritual, I'm not spiritual~"
"The fool is about to appear~"
Li Xianzhe's mantra was completely recited in the language of Huaxia.
"Uh-huh~uh-huh~"
Wu Xuanyi's eyes widened with her mouth pursed, her cheeks shook, God knew that she could still see such a childish side of Li Xianzhe.
Others didn't know the meaning of the spell.
But...... I always feel very poisoned, and I look very tall.
It was difficult to repeat it intermittently according to Lee Hyun-chul's thoughts, and after thinking for a while, Kim Ji-so suddenly grinned.
"Oba, are you saying I'm pretty?"
"Poof~"
Wu Xuanyi broke his skills in an instant, turned around and leaned on Hirai Tao, but the two of them fell on the sofa at the same time.
"Wow help, Ernie overwhelmed me......"
In fact, as the protagonist Lee Hyun-chul, he was just casually naΓ―ve, wanting to scare her, but he didn't expect Kim Jisoo to go directly out of orbit and into outer space, and also created his own language.
Lee Hyun-chul felt that he understood something and put down what he was holding.
"I see. β
Originally, he wanted to say something, but when he thought of the other party's off-line appearance, Li Xianzhe could only shake his head, "Sure enough, it's an alien-like thinking." β
Picking up the dinner plate and throwing it into the sink in the kitchen, Lee Hyun-cheol took out a pair of shoes from the shoe cabinet and prepared to change them.
"Shizheng, come with me to the company, I'll tell your mother about your school. β
"Okay uncle~"
Jin Shizheng answered and ran back to the room to get his schoolbag.
Zheng Yilin and Wu Xuanyi glanced at each other and shrugged their shoulders boringly, although they were a little dissatisfied with the war ending so quickly.
Only Kim Jisoo fell into the "self-hilarious" mode by himself, "Zang~Yo!Zang~Yo!" blurted out an incoherent self-composed song that made the two sisters feel embarrassed for a while, and they turned their heads to say that they didn't know this fool.
At this moment, Momo Hirai stepped forward and blocked the door, opening his arms and holding his head high.
"Autumn bean sack Smecdaoni sauce ~"
Li Xianzhe couldn't help but take a few steps back, and subconsciously turned around, just in time to meet Zheng Yilin, who stopped and held his mobile phone, although he didn't aim at him......
A mobile phone has made so many fames, Li Xianzhe said that he is about to have a nervous breakdown.
"Wue, what's the matter, Momoko-san. β
Li Xianzhe swallowed and said dryly, the beautiful scenery in front of him made his eyes not know where to look for a while.
After experiencing the kitchen incident, Momo Hirai, who changed into a white shirt again, not only did not reduce his lethality, but... There is also an extra smell of yogurt on the body.
"Ernie-chan, have you forgotten something?" Hirai Momo tilted her head and winked at Lee Hyun-cheol.
"What?"
Lee Hyun-cheol looked down at himself, there were a lot of shirts, jackets, ties, pants, and belts, of course, it would be more perfect if he changed into shoes.
"It's not less, it's not appropriate for me to wear this today?"
"It's not this Laoni-chan. β
Hirai Momo puffed out her mouth and pushed a notebook in front of Lee Hyun-chul's eyes.
"It's written in our lease contract that there are a few obligations that you have to fulfill as a roommate.
And Ernie sauce, you also promised us to use this to offset some of the rent.
Last time, you and Jisoo Oni have already done it, and according to the order decided before, today it is me and Ernie chan who do this, and then Yilin Oni and Seonyi Oni. β
Do you do it? And use this to offset the rent?
Jin Shizheng felt that he was thundered, and the word "meat~" came to mind?
Also, are these four people one person a day?
"Ah...... It turned out to be this ...... However, I'm going to go to the company, or maybe another day? β
Glancing at the notes in Hirai Tao's hand, Li Xianzhe remembered that today was the day Hirai Tao taught him to write, but this time was his busiest time.
"Of course not, Ernie sauce! I take this one very seriously. β
Hirai Momo shook her head, and her face was really a bit like a teacher.
"How much do you take it?"
Li Xianzhe put down his briefcase, looked at Hirai Tao with his hands on his chest, in his eyes, the half-hung level of these girls made him feel powerless for a while.
Today is the first time I've made this with Ernie sauce, and I've emphasized it many times in the kitchen before, and it's not okay for you to be so casual the first time Ernie sauce. β
For the first time, Jin Shizheng raised his head, and always felt that there was some bad picture floating above his head.
There, Lee Hyun-chul swung his weapon like a general and slaughtered everywhere, then ......
"No, no, it's not appropriate to do this early in the morning, I'm still in a hurry. β
Lee Hyun-chul refused without even thinking about it, and the last time Kim Ji-so gave him a lesson, it took him a full afternoon.
If this is put on Hirai Momo, it is estimated that it will be ...... at night.
Yes, yes, I just did it last night, and I can't do it again, in that case, my uncle's body will not be able to stand it. Jin Shizheng squinted, obviously it had nothing to do with her, but she was more nervous than anyone else.