☆、0231_Boiled beef

This middle-aged woman is Ji Zuo's mother......

Hey, Ji's mother is here, so who is stir-frying in her house now? Is Ji's father still Ji Zuo? or Ji Zuo's boyfriend who is about to miss out? Anyway, Ji Zuo and her boyfriend are not in this house now?

Forget it, it doesn't matter. I focused my attention on the young people who leaned over with hippie smiles under Ji's mother's gaze, but although their expressions were a little sloppy, they were cleanly dressed, their hairstyles were refreshing, and there were no strange tattoos on their exposed skin, which didn't look like professional hooligans, but more like they were not in the second stage of secondary school.

"Go away, go away," Ji's mother drove away, "don't scare other girls." ”

"How so. A young man smiled and said, "We're here to help kindly." Aunt Ji came out at this time because there was a temporary shortage of spices at home, right? Go buy it, don't let the dishes be fried for a while. As for this sister, whoever she comes to, we're sure to send her to the door. Aunt Ji rest assured, we promise to complete the task. ”

I interjected: "I'm not looking for anyone, I'm passing by." ”

There was silence for a few seconds.

After that, Ji's mother's expression was even more vigorous, she stood in front of me, crossed her waist and yelled at the young people: "Get out, look at what you look like, and you are embarrassed to hook up with girls!"

A head poked out of the open window of Ji Zuo's house, and Ji's father held a cigarette and wondered: "Didn't you go to buy dried chili peppers? Why are you still here?"

Ji's mother patted me: "It's too dangerous for you to be here alone, go to my house first, I'll buy the dried chili peppers and we'll talk again, today our family eats boiled beef." ”

I heard the boiled beef, thought about how many days I had been eating Bigu Dan in a row, and asked, "Is it spicy?"

Mother Ji choked with laughter: "Why are you like Ji Zuo in my family, girls eat too spicy and it's not good for the skin, but it's really spicy." ”

"That bothered. I said.

☆、0232_Killing chickens and monkeys is not easy to use

"Hey," the young men reacted, "I want to eat spicy food, I'll invite you, the most authentic restaurant, we'll go now." ”

As she spoke, she was about to start pulling me, and Ji's mother slapped a few hands away, but the other party had many hands, and a few still crossed the defense line. I pinched the nearest one before those hands touched me, and a lift of my wrist followed by a terrible howl, and then my hand rolled and pushed again, letting go of the hand I was holding. The owner of the hand held his hand, looked at me in horror, and stepped back tremblingly.

"What, what's wrong?" asked the other young man in a frightened voice.

I replied, "I practiced." As he spoke, he took out a palm-sized box from his backpack and put the electric car inside.

The eyes of the people looked at me even more terrified.

"Are you...... Immortals?" asked Mother Ji sneeringly.

I didn't reply, but took a few more shiny stones from the box and showed her.

Mother Ji's eyes turned into distress when she looked at me, and she said, "When you go out, you don't have any vigilance at all, you hurry up and stay at my house." As he spoke, he drove me into her house, and then turned back to warn the youths:

"Don't go around talking nonsense!"

The young men whispered:

"No, how can we possibly add competitors to ourselves, right?"

"yes, there are too many of us. There is only one Bai Fumei. ”

"Be careful," said the young man who had just dislocated his wrist and put it back up, "I don't think I can stand it anyway." It was super painful just now. ”

"Go, go, Bai Fumei has a temper and knows how to do self-defense, so it's a big fuss. ”

"No, you didn't see her in the eye just now......"

"There is no need to explain, we are too late to be happy with one less competitor, and it doesn't matter what reason we quit. ”

Tsk, who said that killing chickens and monkeys is easy to use? Who cares about the pain in others. Forget it, the important thing now is that I smell the aroma of the beef very closely, but the spicy taste is not enough. Mother Ji, don't be so disturbed that you forget about the dried chili peppers.

☆, 0233_ potential love enemy

For my sudden incoming, Dad Ji behaved very kindly. He had already seen what was happening outside just now, although he might not have heard what was being said outside due to the distance, but at least he knew that I was pushed in by Ji's mother.

"Let's sit down first," said Ji's father, "the grocery store is just around the corner in front, and I'll be back in a few minutes." ”

Hey, do you really remember to buy dried chili peppers? What a reliable and good housewife.

Ji Zuo is also at home, but compared to the enthusiastic Ji's mother and the kind Ji's father, her attitude is more cold, just looked at me for a while, and then went into the kitchen - she is the head of this meal - of course, compared to Ji Zuo's coldness, my cold face is not much better, I wonder how the Ji family's parents are warm and kind to me.

"I'm sorry, she's shy. Ji's father said.

I could tell the difference between being shy and not daring to speak and being too lazy to talk to unrelated people, but in the face of others' kindness, I nodded and said, "I'm bothering." ”

*

At dinner, Ji's mother asked me where I was going, and once again strongly expressed her opposition to me being such an insecure girl walking around alone without a clear purpose.

Me: "I still have the ability to protect myself. ”

Ji's mother: "What if you can use both hands? What if you have a magic weapon? Do you know how many bad guys there are? Do you know how many tricks of bad guys are endless?"

Do you know how many magic weapons I have?—— mortals can't tell the difference between magic weapons, spirit treasures, etc., they usually call these all magic weapons.

"Mom," Ji Zuo began, "don't interfere too much. You don't know people, how do you know that people can't protect themselves?"

It sounds like she's speaking for me, but this Ji girl didn't even glance at me out of the corner of her eyes - who told me that pretending to be a woman is easy to get close to Ji Zor?

Ji's mother glared at Ji Zuo: "I am annoyed again." What does it matter if you don't understand it when you first know each other?

Ji Zuo: "How do you know that others are willing to tell you anything? Respect other people's privacy. ”

Miss Ji still didn't look at me when she spoke. This is a heavy sense of defense, in fact, it is a loss of basic aesthetics, right?

Wait, I'm a woman now, and Ji Zuo's sexuality is a man, so I'm actually her potential rival. Ah, yes, when you think about it, she must have rejected me from the first time she saw me. So is this mission really okay? I think it's easier for me to gain her trust by being a man, right?

No, even as a man, my looks are good enough to be her rival, after all, the person she likes is not necessarily a complete heterosexuality - the world is still bisexual.

☆、0234_nonsense

After eating, I gave a few spirit beads to Ji's mother, thinking that they would be used as food money, but what I said was: "A small gift." ”

Ji's mother had a headache on her face. The mortal realm has the currency of the mortal realm, but this does not mean that they do not know the currency of the cultivation realm, just as it is impossible for a monk to know nothing about the currency of the mortal realm.

In contrast, the physical currency of the mortal world is updated frequently, various anti-counterfeiting are frequently replaced, and the electronic currency is also certified in a variety of ways, and the currency of the cultivation realm has only been there spirit stones and spirit beads for tens of thousands of years. Although mortals can't physically perceive whether it contains spiritual power, they can still see it. Without stones and beads that contain spiritual power, they can't be so beautiful and vivid.

What's more, I have already taken out the magic weapon before, and it is easy to think that I have a spirit stone spirit bead on my body that charges the magic weapon - the storage magic weapon is like a sign, there are many products in the mortal world that can realize the function of the corresponding magic weapon, but the portable space is a problem that they have not overcome so far. If mortals want to use space-type props, they can still only buy storage bags, storage boxes, etc., produced by monks, and then match them with spirit beads and spirit stones as consumables.

In short, it is a luxury, and it is very eye-catching when you use it. Especially when I also use this luxury luxury to install an outdated cheap electric car, how strange it is, the cost of opening the storage box twice to get that thing is enough to buy one - this electric car was not considered a high-end product when my mother bought it back then, and she didn't care about the high-end positioning of the mortal world, so she bought it when it was pleasing to the eye, and threw it into the collection after buying it. All you want is the pleasure of the buying process, and it doesn't really matter what you buy.

"If you can't do this, you're just shouting at someone else to rob you. Ji's mother said.

I tried to make her less worried: "My valuables are in the storage box, and this storage box is the basic defense when I get it, except for the case when the monk erases the defense, only I can open it." ”

Ji's father: "That's not safe, what if someone kidnaps and threatens you? Others can't open your storage box, but they can force you to open it." ”

Oh...... Yes, it's a way to do it, but I'm still a little confident that I'm not being persecuted in the mortal world.

Ji's mother: "Alas, you kid, don't believe it. Even if you are clever and have some means of self-defense, how can you prevent thieves for a thousand days. Hey, speaking of which, where are you going? Don't delay, go quickly, it's better to contact the other side and have someone pick you up. You're so unsafe alone. Girls, minors, with so many valuables, and so beautiful...... Alas......"

It's almost all the danger elements, and it's incredible that nothing happens, right?

Me: "I don't know where I'm going, I'm just running away from home for a while." ”

After a moment of silence, Ji Zuo suddenly snorted.

Mother Ji glared at Ji Zuo, and then glared at me even harder: "Nonsense!"

Well...... If I didn't know myself, I think I'm fooling around. I calmly looked at Ji's mother, and then said goodbye.

Ji's mother almost jumped to her feet: "You don't want to die if you walk around in the big night?!"

...... That, please believe in the security of your city, according to my investigation in advance, the security here is not bad, and the evil ** may not happen in a year. Small cities have this kind of benefit, everyone is an acquaintance, but whenever outsiders appear, the whole city will stare at people who can't make trouble, and although there is a lot of friction between neighbors, the fatal ones are not easy to appear.