The author has something to say about the third anniversary of the opening of this article, and I will celebrate it with a little more, and by the way, I would like to offer a belated Children's Day blessing to the second son

Two notes on it

1. There is still a lot to write in this article, and this is not an end notice;

2、It's just a chapter for the time being.,I don't know if it will be continued.。

, 00 silly

I was fifteen years old when my dad suggested that I keep a diary, and it was only after I had written for many years that I had become accustomed to writing that I wondered why he gave this advice so late, knowing that in the first ten years without a diary to share my words, my dad was arguably the biggest victim of my nonsense, and it seemed that there was no one.

And I simulated what I would have written if I had kept a diary for the first 15 years

Looking back at my second childhood, I seem to have grasped the fact that my father did not ask me to write a diary in the early days, and I did a lot of stupid things.

In fact, there are a lot of stupid things to do now, and if you look at it in 50 years, it will be full of black history.

Since stupidity is a fact, and black history cannot be erased, then in the spirit of respecting the facts, understanding the facts, reviewing the past, and increasing the thickness of the skin, I am here to make up a little bit of my childhood diary No, I still can't stand to narrate my childhood from the perspective of the first person, So isolate it, let me describe the child from the perspective of the Jindan period.

The past me is not the same as the current me, he is called a little fool.

Well, that's it.

, 01 through the moment when the identity is exposed

The tension is actually like this

Daddy: "Were you a mortal in this world in your last life?"

There is no foreshadowing, and it hits the nail on the head.

The little fool was stunned for a long time, unable to utter a word.

At that time, the father was quite patient with his third son, so when the stupid son turned from the initial shock to the time when he was about to fall asleep in shock, the baby's body that had just begun to practice speaking, the objective conditions were limited, relatively weak, and the sleep time was long, which was understandable, although the shock time was really a bit short, the father did not leave his son and left, but asked the second question

"The world in your last life is very different from the world now," he replied to his last question by the way.

The little fool who was shocked again from the half-daze, answered yes to Daddy's second question.

Daddy "Doesn't there be a monk?"

"Silly" is in the story. ”

Daddy's expression was kind, and although he didn't smile, he could clearly see the pleasure, and he said, "Can you tell me a story you like?" ”

So the little fool talked about an excerpt from the list of gods, and added "Actually, when I grow up, I mean when I grow up in my previous life, oh, and now, now I also inherit the adult thinking of my previous life, although recently I feel like I'm still very naïve." No, I mean I don't like this story very much now, but I liked it very much when I was a child, and this should be my earliest understanding of immortals, hey, it should be Journey to the West earlier, but the content of the Fengshen List about cultivation is more than Journey to the West, and it doesn't seem to be a lot, can they be considered monks?"

Speech is reversed, as if the infant's imperfectly developed brain is affecting the language area.

Dad listened patiently and replied, "It can be counted, and it is also a kind of Tao." The modern cultivation bias of our cultivation realm is quite different from the one in your story, we are more inclined to manage ourselves, but we have also participated in the change of dynasties in the mortal realm in our history. ”

"In addition, in our place, there are no immortals in the world, and there is no god in the world, and there is no god in the world, and you can only rely on yourself for cultivation." If you die, you will dissipate, and then you may condense as reincarnation, or you may always be scattered and become a part of the world. ”

"Life and death are all part of the world, and no one is more noble." The level of cultivation and the direction of cultivation are only different choices and strengths of creatures, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior. In order to distinguish between the superior and the inferior, the scope of comparison should be strictly limited. For example, if we are only better than cultivation, then of course the Transformation Stage is more powerful than mortals, but if we compare our appearance, then it is also possible that mortals are more powerful than the Transformation Stage. ”

Hearing this, the little fool fell asleep. So I still don't know what Daddy said later, or what he was going to say again. In the years before I exposed my annoying nature, my dad was happy to talk to me about more fanciful things, as if he was teaching me, or as if he was just casual chatting and telling bedtime stories.

Alas, my father at that time was really gentle and outwardly compared to now

When my dad found out that a few words of him were enough for me to make up a big drama in my brain, and the theater in my brain was enough to hypnotize me to fall asleep, he became more and more lazy to open his mouth to me, in fact, he was still gentle, that is, he needed to realize his tenderness.

、02This is a temporary partner

When the little fool wanted to practice walking, but he kept falling, and after falling a few times in a row, he was so tired that he collapsed on the cushioned ground in a daze until he fell asleep, and the old brother said to the little fool very brotherly

"Practicing walking may be a little more motivating to have a companion. It is difficult to find human babies in the Yunxia Sect, but it is still difficult to find spirit animal babies, but it is good to find a few. I'll bring a meek one to accompany you."

"Baby resistance is low, you need to be cautious when choosing pets, otherwise babies are easy to get sick." Also, I don't like to have pets because I can't guarantee that I have enough patience to take care of pets for a lifetime. ”

Brother: "I'm not going to give you a pet, the monk doesn't raise a pet for fun, the spirit animal is the monk's cultivation partner, so if you want to raise it, you can choose it yourself, or if you know you very well, such as your master, help you choose, and others can't make decisions for you." ”

The fool who would be wrong was embarrassed for a moment.

The old brother was considerate when he didn't see it, he actually deliberately provoked this topic that was easy for mortals to misunderstand, and then pretended to be considerate, but instead brushed up on his favorability. It's like arranging someone to rob a girl and then go to the hero to save the beauty by yourself, it's all a routine.

The elder brother continued, "I'm going to borrow one from the Beast Riding Peak, and return it when you finish walking and practicing, or if you find that you are in tune with each other in the process of getting along, you can also keep it all the time, and I will go and buy it from the Beast Control Peak." ”

Brother, "Don't worry about the spirit beast being contaminated with dirty things that are not good for children, the spirit beast and the monk are actually almost the same, and the spirit beast will also use its spiritual power to keep itself clean at all times." If there is any spirit beast that is dirty, it must be that the spirit beast itself does not like to be clean, just like some monks are also very sloppy, so it is good not to choose this kind when we choose. ”

"Don't be surprised if you see a spirit beast reading a book seriously, they really understand." Some beast masters themselves do not learn and do not know how to do it, but their spirit beasts study hard in order to make up for the shortcomings of their masters and become academic bosses. We should look at spirit animals with the eyes of humans, they are not creatures inferior to us. ”

"Yes, I'll correct my wrong opinion. ”

"It's hard to say that it must be wrong, I can only say that if you look down on animals because of specific reasons such as low animal IQ, then I tell you, spirit animals do not have those shortcomings, and your reason for discrimination is not valid in spirit animals." However, if you look down on spirit beasts because Lao Tzu is the best in the world and everything else is scum, which is a thinking that even other humans look down on, then go ahead. ”

Brother: "You have established your three views of adulthood, it is difficult to change it greatly, so there is no need to force it, anyway, it is not a big deal." Arrogance is also a way of survival. ”

The little fool tried to make his expression serious, "I don't like arrogance, I don't think I'm qualified to be arrogant, so I will change, and I can change it." I will respect spirit animals, and I will respect other people. ”

The old brother poked the little fool's head with his fingers, poked him to the ground, and then got up Now I can see it, the old brother's expression at the time was suffocated and said, "Wait, I'll bring you a little friend." ”

Ten minutes later, Silly looked at the rabbit whose eyes were just at eye level when he was standing while squatting, and opened his mouth wide. The rabbit's mouth also moves, chewing and chewing.

The old brother put a basket taller than the squatting rabbit next to Xiaosil, and introduced, "This is your temporary partner, you can call it Xiaobai; ”

After the old brother finished speaking, Xiaobai made a demonstration of his own food for Xiaosil, Xiaobai jumped to the side of the food basket, stood up with his hind legs, grabbed his front legs on the edge of the basket, picked up a carrot, retracted his front legs, turned around, jumped back in front of Xiaosil, tilted his head slightly, and then clicked, and half a carrot fell on the leg of the sitting little fool.

The old brother translated, "Xiaobai, please eat." Rest assured, there is no saliva on it, it is cut off with spiritual power. ”

Silly: "Thank you. ”

Xiao Bai nodded slightly and began to chew again. The red eyes are crystal clear, beautiful and can reflect the stupid appearance of a little fool.

Xiaosil grabbed half a carrot and asked his brother, "Xiaobai is a baby", Obviously, Xiaobai doesn't need to learn to walk at all.

"No, it's an adult spirit animal." ”

The little fool glared at the old brother and was speechless.

Brother: "As soon as Xiaobai comes, you will look at it affectionately, I haven't had time to say it." I just thought about it again on the way to the Beast Control Peak, you are not a real baby after all, if I bring a spirit beast baby to you, you still have to take care of it, so you don't have to worry about catching one. You take a look first, and if you're not satisfied, I'll take it away and replace it with another one. ”

Silly: "No, it's good. ”

Xiaobai nodded, indicating that it felt the same way.

The old brother asked the little fool, "Do you need my help with the friendship carrot you have obtained?"

Silly was just starting to grow teeth, and it was absolutely impossible for him to nibble on a raw carrot of almost the same length and diameter as his arm.

Silly: "I can handle it myself. He flipped out the blender with a sigh, and at that time, the little fool didn't have a small follower to use, only ordinary storage tools, and he had to use spirit stones to drive, and when driving, he also needed to review the driving method manual in his brain to puree the carrots and feed himself.

It tastes good.

Xiaobai's head approached Xiaobai, and Xiaosil took out another spoon and gave Xiaobai a spoonful than the one he used.

Xiaobai licked it clean and tasted it, indicating that it still prefers to chew it by itself.

"Me too, I'll eat it myself when my teeth are healed." ”

The speech was indistinct, and it was difficult for the old brother and the rabbit to listen to it.

, 03 learning materials

Elder sister: "Second brother, eldest sister, I'll put on a beautiful dress for you." ”

Silly: "No. ”

Lady: "I didn't ask for your opinion. Here, this is it, put it on. ”

Silly: "I don't. ”

The old lady ignored the refusal and put on new clothes for the little fool herself, and the little fool struggled in the process, but of course the result was suppressed, and the suppression was so complete that it seemed that the little fool's struggle seemed to want to refuse and welcome.

The old lady finished dressing up the little fool, and then took a group photo of her and the little fool, and then ran away again in a hurry like when she came, leaving the little fool angrily pulling the gorgeous and excessive clothes, and complaining to the father and the old brother.

Dude: "That guy made a bet with someone. It's okay, second brother, see that the eldest brother will take revenge on you. Stupid Pei Miao, instead of brushing your favorability while you are still stupid, but instead makes you angry, does she want to play with a living doll for a lifetime?"

It's nice to tell the person concerned about the plan

Daddy is a lot more, he taught the little fool how to complain to the Discipline Department efficiently and deeplyEfficiency means that the Discipline Department will respond immediately after receiving the complaint, and will not procrastinate because it is a trivial matter that can be punished or not;

This is the true professional guidance of the Elder of the Precepts, and it is absolutely good.

So, in the following days, the old sister became a teaching material for the little fool to learn complaint skills, and she was busy in doing tasks and punishment tasks, and dealing with the troubles of her twin brothers.

Should. Makes you bully small children.

The old lady was also very angry, "Change a comfortable pajama for a child with poor mobility, how can you bully him and let him change it himself, don't say wear it, he can't even take it off, and after a long time, he didn't find someone to help take it off, and what is the difference between the style of pajamas he chose and the style of pajamas I wore for him"

It doesn't make much difference. I, no, Xiao Silly was wearing children's pajamas prepared by my mother during that time, and its aesthetic was Hehuan Sect style. Oh, and the additional note is that it is a non-revealing Hehuan sect, and there is no conventional sexual suggestion in the aesthetics of children's products of the Hehuan sect, they are very flamboyant, very beautiful, and very jade.

But, I'll use you as a textbook, what's the matter?