☆、05696-threatened

Yu Kui: "Please understand, two months ago, I just sent another class of 7th graders to graduate, and then I spent another two months of summer vacation with all the newsletters cut, today is the first day I officially took over your batch of new students, and my mentality has not yet detached from the life of being idle and boring every day and getting paid for nothing, so when you have too many questions, I may be impatient." I emphasize that this impatience is not directed at you, but only out of the root of indulgence, and I promise that I will adjust it as soon as possible, and I ask for your bearing with me. ”

"Oh...... Okay, okay, understand each other. ”

Yu Kui: "The next month or two is the most difficult period in our seven years together, you have the most questions to ask me, the most things I need to advise, and I am in the slack period when I don't want to move. If we don't fall out at this stage, then we can congratulate each other in advance: we can all get along well for the next seven years. ”

"Celebrate in advance. ”

"Brother Yu, are you good at killing insects?"

Yu Kui: "General." I was able to make sure I didn't fall behind when I was training for the 7th graders, and I was able to keep up with every round and call for a backup when they needed it. ”

“...... Do the counselors still have to follow the team?"

Yu Kui: "What if they don't follow? If they encounter an inexplicable problem in the school during training, and they ask me coldly, I don't know their situation at all, and the answer is wrong, causing them to be unable to concentrate on the battlefield and have an accident, I will be sent to a military court." ”

"But you just said that you were idle when you were in seventh grade. Isn't it called idle to go to war?"

Yu Kui: "I'm just with a team, just watch the people, I don't have to take action at all if the insects don't come to me, and most of the students are busy killing insects and forget about my existence, what do I have to be busy with?"

"...... people think it's wrong, but they can't say it or don't want to admit it's wrong.

In fact, the wrong point is very simple, Yu Kui's meaning is: taking children is much more tiring than going to the battlefield.

Yu Kui looked at us with a smile: "Okay, this is the end of the first collective meeting of this year. Rest assured, I'm not a person who likes meetings, and I don't need to gather people together constantly for my job. In the future, it is usually only necessary to have a group meeting if there is a major accident, such as when everyone in your entire grade gets into a group fight with another school or senior class. If we're lucky, our next group meeting might be around the time you graduate. Let's work towards this goal together. ”

Everyone: "......"

☆、05697-Temptation

Yu Kui: "There are some people who didn't come today, some of them asked me for leave, and some of them are missing. I invited the students who came to convey the purpose of my meeting to those who didn't come, and the point is to add my communication number to see the homepage, and you can find me when you are in trouble. Okay, that's it, adjournment. ”

"Uh, Brother Yu, people who didn't come and didn't ask for leave, do you need to make up for a leave note?"

Yu Kui: "Please look at my homepage and school rules, and let them judge for themselves." I give them a day to think...... Forget it, for the first time, give it two days. ”

After Yu Kui finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom where the meeting was held, leaving the freshmen looking at each other.

“...... Is it a threat?"

"Yes, right?"

"But I remember that the counselors at the First Military Academy had no real power. ”

"It's not really powerful.,And there's not much sense of existence.,It seems like a babysitter-like character......"

"I seem to have heard the name Yu Kui somewhere......"

Miao Miaoyi listened to everyone's discussion for a while, and slipped out of the classroom, Mei Xuanli and I followed, and soon saw Miao Miaoyi attacking Yu Kui. After two minutes of fighting, Miao Miaoyi was locked on the ground.

After Mei Xuanli and I got closer, Yu Kui let go of Miao Miaoyi, but when Miao Miaoyi just jumped up, a python - Yu Kui's spiritual power animal - tied Miao Miaoyi from head to foot, leaving only a few handfuls of hair still outside.

Yu Kui looked at me and Mei Xuanli and said, "Do you want to try it too?" It's okay, don't be restrained, just try if you want, every freshman has such a process." ”

Me: "No, that's enough. We are more familiar with Miao Miaoyi's combat power, and through her fight with you just now, we can roughly estimate the gap between us and you. May I ask how much your mental power is 10,000?"

Yu Kui: "Sixteen thousand." ”

Me: "Why isn't this value listed on your homepage? Since challenging the counselor is one of the regular activities of new students, it should be the same to ask the counselor about the specific value of mental strength?"

Yu Kui: "Are you sure I didn't list it? Maybe you didn't choose the right search keyword, and this value may be hidden in a relatively hidden place." ”

Me: "I'm done." I have read all the contents disclosed on your communication account, including but not limited to the 'Instructions for Answering Freshmen', from beginning to end, without missing a word, and without searching for keywords. In the official information of the school's faculty and staff, only the mental strength of the teachers is listed, but there is no value for counselors, librarians, canteen chefs, etc. ”

☆、05698-Fatigue Project

Yu Kui shifted his gaze from me to Mei Xuanli and asked, "Do you believe that he finished reading it?"

Mei Xuanli: "Believe." ”

Yu Kui bent his fingers and tapped the part of the python wrapped around Miao Miaoyi's head: "What about you, don't be busy answering first, I'll say the request first: If your answer satisfies me, I'll let you go immediately." The answer that satisfied me this time was 'I don't believe it'. ”

Miao Miaoyi's voice was dull but seemed to convey a blank answer: "I believe it." ”

Yu Kui: "I'll give you a chance to regret it." ”

Miao Miaoyi instantly changed back to her original form, but the python seemed to have expected it, and quickly tightened its body, still trapping the cat, which had shrunk a lot. Miao Miaoyi grew larger again, and the python did not prevent her from increasing her size, but it ensured that she could not get out.

Me: "Senior Yu, are you familiar with the information of all of us in this class?"

Yu Kui: "That's what a counselor should do. ”

Me: "Reading through so many details is enough to pull your mental state out of your vacation idleness, and you should be able to deal with our troubled freshmen by now?"

Yu Kui: "Thinking doesn't count as tiring for me, and fighting doesn't count, it's just chatting with you." ”

Me: "Meaning, it's okay to talk about everything but having kids?"

Yu Kui: "No, the 'you' I mean also include the teachers, the next-door neighbors, the spies of the various legions who come to our school to reserve talents, and all the other people who may have a conversation with me. ”

Me: "...... With Yu senior's eloquence, it's not like ah. ”

Yu Kui: "Do you insist on using this somewhat strange title?"

Me: "You graduated from the First Military Academy, I am a student of the First Military Academy, is there a problem with me calling you a senior?"

Yu Kui: "Is there an obstacle for you to call me brother?"

Me: "Hmm...... It's hard to say. Normally, people who try to make me call my brother can beat each other down, but if you say it, I'm not sure who can win a fight between you and my brother. ”

Yu Kui: "It's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to see it." ”

Me: "Not necessarily, when I find a way to get home, maybe I can invite you to my house?"

Me: "Speaking of which, if the Federation finds a way to go to other universes or other planes, will it be implemented? It will be able to get rid of the worm, but it will lose everything that the Federation has." ”

Yu Kui: "I don't tell fantasy stories to students, that's not my job. ”

☆、05699 - outsiders and their own people

Me: "How long are you going to punish Miao Miaoyi?"

Yu Kui: "It'll be over soon." If you want to challenge me again next time, please take the battle book seriously and don't sneak attack. Aside from the bugs, the Federalists don't play sneak attacks. ”

Me: "Okay, I'll mark it in red in the 'Answer to Students' Instructions' and show Miao Miaoyi." ”

Yu Kui's mental power python disappeared, and Miao Miaoyi held her knees panting.

Me: "But there's one thing I want to defend myself: in our world, the weak are encouraged to challenge the strong in any way they can, by sneaking up, poisoning them, stabbing them in the back. ”

Yu Kui: "Oh?"

Me: "Because the so-called strong should be strong in all aspects, not afraid of any conspiracy from the weak." ”

Yu Kui: "But there is no strong man with no dead ends in all directions." ”

Me: "Then let's go and practice until there are no shortcomings." Enemies won't be friendly enough to avoid your shortcomings. Worms are mostly straight, but there are also many who play conspiracy, such as possessed worms. ”

Yu Kui: "Yes, the enemy won't tell you fairly, but I'm not your enemy. Do you also use bad plots when dealing with your own people?"

Me: "Conspiracy will be used, but whether it is bad or not depends on the definition of each person." Generally speaking, between the same door, the line between prank and malice is relatively unified, as long as it is under a certain level, a joke is a joke, just like your current punishment of Miao Miaoyi, the same thing is definitely not a concept to be done by insects. ”

Yu Kui: "Isn't it right for people?"

Me: "All things considered. ”

Yu Kui: "You have special treatment at this school, and when you have conflicts with other students, your punishment may be reduced. ”

Me: "Within the boundaries, outsiders tend to be kinder than to themselves. It's just that when outsiders and their own people have done something that crosses the line, their own people can get one more chance to make up for it, and outsiders can only get out of the way or pay a high price immediately. ”

Yu Kui: "Whether you are actually outsiders in this school or your own people, when you are external, you still have the identity of the First Military Academy, if you insult this identity, then it is indeed likely to pay a high price." ”

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Miao Miaoyi and Mei Xianli and I lived in different rooms in the same dormitory, which meant that we all had to live in two rooms with a stranger we met for the first time. A little uncomfortable. The last time I slept with someone was many, many years ago, and although I occasionally miss it, most of the time, I insist that it was good to live alone.

The gender consciousness of the federation is relatively weak, because like the main world of cultivation, bisexuality here also occupies the mainstream, so whether it is the same gender or people of different genders, if there is a sexual problem, it will come out, and the First Military Academy in order to cultivate the collective consciousness of students, and resolutely disagree with one person in one room, so the current implementation of the dormitory gender arrangement is:

There are 10 people in a dormitory, both men and women, and two people in the same room, of the same gender. In addition, try to balance the ratio of men and women in each dormitory, and try to keep the number of people of the gender with less than four people, not two, and not zero.

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