"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I'm too ruthless, right?

"Originally, I wanted to say that the competition just now was very exciting, but I laughed when I saw this. ”

"Oops, no, laughing makes my stomach hurt, I'm so funny in Xia......"

The netizens and viewers who watched the movie were all amused by this scene.

Who would have thought that Liu Zixia would design such a plot, and the nonsensical things he would say before every fight also made them scratch their heads.

But this scene is a bit exaggerated, a pair of feet polluted the entire hot spring pool, how much foot smell is this?

Well, it's a hot spring with a smell!

"Martial arts practitioners, it makes sense to soak your feet, right?"

Master Liu didn't know that Master Shang had left, and he was still talking with his eyes closed.

After receiving no response, he realized that there was no one around him.

Master Liu simply relaxed his whole body and tilted his head back.

When he lifted it up again, he was surprised to find that on the platform not far away, about two meters above the ground, there was a scroll that had been rolled up.

Master Liu's face changed, a thoughtful expression appeared, and then he simply put on his shoes and stepped onto the small platform.

Just as he was pondering how to take this scroll down, the servant Yang appeared again!

He held a broom in his hand, and while sweeping the ground, his mouth was full of broken thoughts, and he kept complaining about Master Liu, which was a bit like a concubine who was not favored by the emperor.

In the end, the servant Yang appeared behind Master Liu without knowing something, and muttered:

"My master's master said, let me stay here, you are the first one to come up in eighteen years, yes, you can go, you still have ...... left foot, right foot."

The servant Yang said as he began to use the broom in his hand to pick up Master Liu's feet, and finally directly used the broom as a weapon to attack Master Liu.

"Damn, what's going on, that sweeping servant, why is he so powerful?"

"The counterattack came so suddenly, I couldn't accept it. ”

"I think this guy is quite powerful, Master Liu is going to suffer a loss this time......"

The netizens and the audience who watched the movie were all taken aback by this sweeping servant who looked sloppy and even a little down-and-out.

At this time, the background music of the film changed again, from Zhong Chi to when the two armies faced each other, beating the ground against the war drums.

Knock knock knock......

The rapid beat of the drum is like a beating on the heart. That tense atmosphere was so oppressive that people were a little out of breath.

Judging from this guy's movements, where is a harmless novice to humans and animals? It's just a mess, making the servant Yang look like the protagonist of this movie.

And looking at this guy's movements, it seems to be fast and slow, every muscle seems to be exerting force, and that lazy attitude...... The land is obviously Tai Chi!

It turned out that those uncles and aunts in the park, who practiced Tai Chi slowly, could still achieve this kind of attack effect, which was incredible.

On the high platform, two people attacked back and forth for more than 2 minutes, and the final picture was fixed in two masters, one with five birds playing 'Xiong Huang', and the other with Tai Chi pushing hands, touching each other.

At this time, the picture was flipped again, the scene of the competition disappeared, and the picture returned to the beginning, in front of the archway of the ancient 'Huashan School'.

Master Liu, who closed his eyes, suddenly opened his eyes and walked towards the 'Huashan Sect' with his feet raised.

The audience and netizens who watched the movie were not happy, the competition was not over yet, and the winner was not decided, so why did they return to the beginning of the picture?

"Damn, what's going on here?"

"That's right, did Master Liu win, or did the sweeping servant win?"

"Protest, protest, strongly demand that the follow-up martial arts scene be released......"

Viewers and netizens who felt that they had been fooled ran to the message area at the bottom of "Attack and Defend the Road" to leave messages, and 80% of them left protest remarks.

Their curiosity hanging in their throats can't be suppressed no matter how much they can't suppress it!

No matter what the audience and netizens think about the movie, the plot is still advancing.

The beat of the war drums disappeared and became the sound of opera singing with flowery faces and swords and soldiers.

The wind blows, and the camera advances in the direction of the archway.

Suddenly, the picture went black, and then several policemen wearing police uniforms and police appearances, but with some bruises on their faces, pushed Master Liu out of the archway.

Master Liu waved his hand and apologized again and again: "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, police, police uncle, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

The policeman played by Song Qingshan pointed at Master Liu and said, "Whose uncle is it?"

"Comrade policeman, I'm so sorry!" Master Liu bowed again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm so embarrassed, I'm really embarrassed......"

Song Qingshan didn't accept the apology at all, and said angrily: "Now I know that I'm sorry, didn't you behave very stubbornly just now?"

Deng Kai, who was also wearing a police uniform and had some red cheeks, glared and said, "Who was in Huashan just now? Who are you competing with in the world here, big brother?"

Lin Yifeng, who was standing on the edge with a swollen nose, said, "No, hey...... The universe has shifted, and Ling Bo is microstepping?"

Master Liu stretched out two fingers very sincerely and said to several policemen: "I really didn't see it, behind the Huashan faction, there are still the words 'out of the station'!"

The camera turned to the clumsy stone archway, the original 'Huashan faction' suddenly became 'Huashan Police Station', or rather, people originally had the word 'out' behind them, but they were blocked by the big tree.

"'Huashan faction'...... 'out of the place', poof, my mouthful of old blood spurted out directly!"

"Hahaha, Huashan Police Station, my Xia is really skinny, how can I be so spoofed?"

"The police officers who came to make cameos by these celebrities can be said to be very funny......"

Netizens and viewers were all shocked by this unexpected change.

Huashan Police Station, isn't this a spoof?

They also thought that this 'Huashan School' was specially created for the sake of the movie effect, and the feelings were 'Huashan Police Station', it seems that it should be filmed in situ.

"Hey, my ......"

Song Qingshan, Deng Kai and Lin Yifeng were all angry, pointing at Master Liu one by one, and they were about to stage a drama of 'education'.

At this time, a policeman who had been behind them, with his head down and covering his eyes, suddenly raised his head!

Hey, guess what?

acquaintance, it turned out to be played by Chen He!

I saw that one of his eyes had turned blue, and he grinned and said to several colleagues: "Hey, civilized law enforcement!"

Good!

Netizens and the audience said hello in unison from the bottom of their hearts!

Civilized law enforcement, violations must be investigated, law enforcement must be strict!

Where is this a spoof? It is clearly promoting the positive image of our Huaxia police!

......

At this point in the film, 20 minutes have passed.

Yesterday, the promotional video released by the five major media such as Xunteng and CCTV 6 appeared, but the words Liu Zixia said in front were cut, and the "Chinese Kung Fu" sung became simply played on the guzheng.

In the accompaniment of classical Chinese instruments full of ancient charm, every martial artist who appears in this film is wearing white practice clothes and begins to perform martial arts in the world of black and white ink.

In addition, a column of white letters is also introducing the names of the martial arts they practice, as well as a few sentences summarizing the essentials of practice and martial arts mentality.

When the more than 4-minute martial arts show ended, the scene that netizens and the audience wanted appeared!

The picture returns to Yang Fangchi's martial arts scene.

It's just that there is no longer the figure of the servant Yang on the high platform, only a broom thrown on the edge, and Master Liu who jumped up from the high platform and grabbed the scroll hanging in mid-air with his right hand.

The scroll unfolded, thinking that it would be some kind of martial arts cheats, or martial arts, qigong cultivation or something, but there were only three black block letters: Attack and defend the road!

The ending is directly to the topic, it can be said that although the time of the movie is very short, it is a complete plot, and it can even be said to be a model of propaganda movies.

Originally, netizens and viewers planned to close the app, go to Weibo or Douban, and comment on it.

As a result, as soon as the picture turned, there were even easter eggs!

Behind them are several VCRs, including international hard-hitting superstar Sylvester Stallone, Hollywood action superstar Jason Statham, and world boxing champion Tyson!

"Liu Zixia, let you get away with it this time, next time, let me meet in the offensive and defensive dao arena, I will give you some color to see. ”

"You're lucky you didn't run into me, be careful, I'll find you. ”

"I'm Tyson, you'd better be careful, Liu Zixia!"

These world-class foreign masters on the screen have provoked Liu Zixia one after another, and released their words that they must make Liu Zixia look good next time.

This can make netizens and viewers crazy, is this still worth it?

You are a foreigner, at best, you have learned some foreign grappling and fighting routines, and you still want to compete with our martial arts that have been inherited in China for thousands of years?

Joke!

"Damn, I'm Xia, them, call them arrogant!"

"Yes, the last thing we Huaxia people are afraid of is provocation and compare with them. ”

"Kung fu superstar, world boxing champion is amazing, we are not afraid of you......"

is just a "Offensive and Defensive Road", not to mention that the audience and netizens are full of enthusiasm.

Just inside this micro-film. The emergence of several unique traditional Chinese cultures has given them a sense of pride in being Chinese!

When the dignity of the Chinese people is challenged...... Well, don't be cowardly, just face it!

This is not only Liu Zixia's business alone, but also the entire Chinese people's business!

The easter egg of the film ends with Jason Statham's last sentence 'I'll come to you soon'!

The unique prelude of "Chinese Kung Fu", which combines traditional opera and pop music, sounded, and the names of all the staff involved in the filming of "Attack and Defend the Road" appeared at the end of the film.

Screenwriter and director: Liu Zixia.

Assistant directors: Han Yi, Xu Ke.

Friendship starring: Chen He, Deng Kai, Lin Yifeng, Song Qingshan, as a policeman.

Cast: Jiang Ziyi as the master Jiang, Guan Xiaoshan as the master Guan, Lu Zining as the master Lu ......

Editing group, props group, special effects group......

Liu Zixia treats everyone very fairly, but everyone who participates in the movie, even the little girl who plays the scene board, is attached to the cast.

Until this moment, the movie "Offensive and Defensive Road" is over!