1243 All relatives in the four seas

When Meng Shengle and I returned to the apartment, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning.

Although Li Zeyuan didn't say anything to me, I can see that the purpose of the criminal police team is probably just to minimize the impact of tonight's shooting, otherwise according to normal procedures, Li Zhuoyu would have been summoned a long time ago.

I think it's not a brilliant company, or the "nine down" behind them is secretly working hard.

As soon as the two of us pushed the door open, the smell of wine immediately came to our noses, and in the living room, Chen Huajiao, Sanyan and Wang Xinlong were chatting and watching the ball game with red faces, and the coffee table and the floor were full of empty wine bottles, including beer, white wine, and two bottles of red wine.

The servants are absolutely drunk, not only their eyes are wandering, they can't even stop talking, and the most amazing thing is that the TV is obviously playing a live video of a football game, but they are chatting about basketball.

Wang Xinlong stared at the two of them dumbfounded, and muttered with a mouth full of wine: "I tell you, I don't accept anyone, just these people who play table tennis, I am the most convinced by Ding Junhui, the back projection, it is simply picturesque, snake-shaped, chirping.."

".,I don't know anything.,Dare to be blind when you open your mouth.,I don't know what to do in this sports lottery.." Three-eyed drooped his head, turned out of his pocket and looked out of the city's checkout receipt, muttering with a sigh of expression.

"Ah, the eldest brother is back.." Chen Huajiao stood up slowly, presumably trying to greet me, but his heels didn't stand firmly, and his body staggered for a while and almost didn't fall.

"Hey, I'm fine.." Chen Huajiao put his arms around Meng Shengle's neck, lowered his head and chanted: "Big brother, let me tell you, for so many years, I am the happiest today, I have always thought that I was alone, but I didn't expect a cousin and second uncle to suddenly pop up, brothers... We two have to have a good drink. ”

As he spoke, Chen Huajiao suddenly bent his legs, knelt directly on the ground and howled, crying and "snapping" on the floor and howling: "I'm happy.. I'm so happy to have an uncle and a brother. ”

Sanyan didn't know which nerve was wrong, and he crawled to Chen Huajiao's side, patted his back, and choked while comforting: "Brother Hua, don't cry, I feel uncomfortable when you cry, I have a good home, and it was broken up because of me, woo woo..."

Looking at the two of them who were crying and crying and playing drunk, I sighed helplessly, and beckoned Meng Shengle, just when I was about to pick them up.

"Wow!"

Wang Xinlong, who was sitting at the very edge of the sand, suddenly let out a howl as if he had been stepped on by his tail, which really startled me.

Immediately afterwards, I saw him kneeling on the ground with a "poof", holding Chen Huajiao with one hand and three eyes with the other, and crying fiercely: "Woo woo."

The three big men just hugged each other in a heap, crying high and low.

I know that I drank too much, and I don't know if I thought there was a disaster in our family.

I immediately kicked Wang Wang Xinlong with a big head and scolded: "You cry chicken, don't follow the chaos, get up quickly." ”

Wang Xinlong raised his arm and pulled me away, and continued to howl with tears on his face: "Woo woo. At least they are still a little happy or sad, my Nima lives a really sad life, there is nothing to do, I just want to join in the fun, grandma has a grandson, woo woo woo..."

“...”

"Jienyima. ”

Meng Shengle and I glanced at each other, smiling bitterly at the same time.

Drunk people are the most difficult to serve, regardless of whether it is nagging or something else, these people's thinking will not play cards with common sense, maybe you talk to him about the city gate, they are talking to you, you don't follow their thoughts to talk, properly drunk.

Crying and crying, Chen Huajiao stretched his hand to wipe the tears on his face, and said with a serious expression: "Brothers, let's bow down, don't ask to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year." ”

"Okay, goodbye!"

"Bye, must pray!"

Sanyan and Wang Xinlong were also suddenly energetic, they just did what they said, and they didn't know what to think, one picked up a chopstick from the coffee table, held it in his hand in a hurry, and then knelt in a row in a daze and began to read the lines.

Chen Huajiao's voice murmured loudly: "The emperor is above, and the thick soil is proof, I Chen Huajiao.."

I was directly laughed at by them, and walked up to scold: "Worship chicken feathers, you are sick." ”

At this moment, the bedroom door opened, and Jiang Jingya sneaked out her head and shouted softly at me: "Shhhhh Husband, come over here. ”

Confused, I walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Let them worship. Jiang Jingya dragged me into the room and then gently closed the door.

I glanced at Jiang Jingya, who was wearing a fluffy cartoon pajamas, and said, "What's the matter, daughter-in-law, the gods are chattering." ”

"You let them worship, your brother has worshiped people at least ten times this night, whether it is your brothers or a few of our sisters, none of them have escaped his clutches. Jiang Jingya was very cute and flicked the rabbit ear card pinned to her head twice, and said with a wry smile: "Just when he went out to buy wine, he and the uncle of our community guard even kowtowed their heads and became brothers with different surnames." ”

"Uh.." I was speechless.

"The janitor is almost eighty years old, and when I heard him say that he only wanted to die on the same day and month of the same year, he almost didn't scare out the heart attack. Jiang Jingya spat out and whispered: "I don't care, you are not allowed to drink with your brother in the future, I have married him to Jinlan, if you worship him again, won't the two of us become a mess." ”

"Poof.." Looking at her pretty little appearance, I was instantly amused.

"You don't know how terrible your cousin is, you have to drink after worshipping someone, even me, Tingting, and Sister Xiuxiu were forced to drink three glasses. Jiang Jingya took her small hand to make a pu fan, and after a few flickering fans, she sighed and sighed: "By the way, Liao Guoming brought you a lot of seafood in the evening, and said that he made an appointment with two prostate massage therapists who are very good at the technique to help you do an examination tomorrow afternoon, husband, are you sick?"

"Prostate massaster?" I blinked my eyes twice, my old face turned red instantly, and I couldn't help but secretly scold Liao Guoming for this big, that is, Jiang Jingya is simple, this is to catch up with Sister Xiuxiu, I guess I will have to kneel on the keyboard at this time.

I turned my head sideways to Jiang Jingya and asked, "Oh no, didn't you study medicine before, daughter-in-law?"

Jiang Jingya said with a big grin: "I studied traumatology, and besides, nurses and doctors are different, why are you uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, it's just that my waist has been a little sore recently, and I want to find someone to press it. I didn't dare to continue chatting with her along the topic, and secretly opened the door a crack, and sure enough, after worshipping the handle, they sat on the sand again and started drinking, but this time Meng Shengle was also dragged into the battle group.

I spat out and muttered, "This... Just let them drink like this for a night? The iron stomach can't stand it. ”

Jiang Jingya nodded her head weakly: "The key is who to persuade, who do they drink with, this guy has a lot of alcohol."

When I was peeking in, Sister Xiuxiu pushed the door and walked in, and shouted softly to Sanyan: "Husband, come home with me, you always toss so late, and don't let Xiaoya and Lang Lang rest?" ”

Three eyes and two eyes were red, and he raised his arms impatiently: "Hui.. What are you going back to, didn't you see that we were worshipping from here, so you should go back first. ”

Xiuxiu's little temper immediately jumped up, rolled up her sleeves and scolded: "Three eyes, did I give you face, and ask you one last time, can you leave?"

The three-eyed eyes floated and said: "If you don't go, the manly husband will say that if you don't leave..."

Xiuxiu sighed and sighed: "It's so late, the children haven't slept yet, and they're all waiting for you to go home, the third child is crying and trying to hear you tell him the story of the baby bear." ”

Hearing Xiuxiu's words, Sanyan immediately "rubbed" and stood up, the whole person seemed to be in a lot of energy, wiped his lips, and said to Chen Huajiao: "Brother Hua, let's get together again tomorrow, my son is at home and waiting for me to tell a little bedtime story, first like this, see you later.."

Before he finished speaking, the three eyes picked up Xiuxiu, and he escaped from the door in general, and that Xiaodu was several times more profitable than a sober person.

Seeing this scene, I will smile heartily, no matter how strong the appearance is, no matter how cold the emotion is, a man can't avoid the word "home", and he can't escape the entanglement of warmth.

The three eyes left, Meng Shengle filled the vacancy, Chen Huajiao, Wang Xinlong and Meng Shengle started a new round of drinking, and after drinking for a while, just as Jiang Jingya just told me, the servants began to kneel on the ground and worship the handle.

"Ahh I sighed in tears.

They sat in the living room for a whole night, and they didn't fall asleep until dawn, and Jiang Jingya and I hugged aggrievedly all night, stunned that they didn't dare to do anything, I was afraid that there would be some noise, and then they would be stimulated to kick the door.

At eight o'clock in the morning, I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone, Jiang Jingya had already gotten up and started to freshen up, and Han Fei called me: "Don't get up without my brother Lang?"

"I've been out and borrowed money for two hours, you don't even say it. My face was embarrassed and my heart was not beating and I vomited bitterness: "Brother Fei, you don't know how difficult your brother is now, didn't I tell you before, I want to do the subway project, but I don't have any food left in my hand, alas.."

Han Fei scolded with a smile: "Be more sincere, less routines, and just say it if you want to borrow money." ”

I'm not polite, and I said directly: "Cheng, Brother Fei will lend me some money.."

"Nope. "Han Fei refused more directly than I did.

"Friends, bye-bye. I was about to hang up.

Han Fei Thief said awkwardly: "It's over, it seems that you can't go with me to meet Ma Zheng today." ”

"Don't mind, brother, you set the time and place, and the little brother will be in place immediately. I immediately laughed.

When I come into contact with people like Han Fei, I never go out with my face.

In these years, the face is for people who are not as good as you, and people who are stronger than you can't be killed, you can't hold it to death, you can't have money to have a face, you can't have a face if you want money, there's no way society is so material and realistic.

After hanging up the phone with Han Fei, I got up numbly, and as soon as I walked to the living room, I saw Wang Xinlong's face pale, yawning and sitting up, he rubbed his eyes and pouted at me: "Morning, eldest brother." ”

I paused for a moment, and then directly pulled his head and shook it twice and scolded: "Tiezi, haven't you sobered up yet?"

Wang Xinlong sighed confidently: "Wake up, wake up, I have bowed to your cousin, what's wrong with calling you brother? In the future, let's talk about our own affairs, I call you the boss, you call me brother, don't you hear it? Not only me, but the people in this whole building, it is estimated that in the future, it will be your brother and your sister, all relatives in the four seas, awesome eldest brother." ”

Chen Huajiao curled up into a small ball, and whispered dreamily: "Yes, yes, right.."

I wanted to cry and shook my head without tears: "Wipe it, why did you sleep all night, and your children have come down.."

.。 Family M.