Bite!

In recent days, the Internet celebrity system, which has been as quiet as a chicken, suddenly spoke up.

There was a slight excitement in its peculiar mechanical voice, and even more smugness, "Host, congratulations, you have successfully completed your first mission. ”

Hehe, its vision is really good, and the chosen host looks cowardly, but it's actually quite smart.

The Internet celebrity system forgot that when it watched Anne buy back the Immortal Doctor's Codex at a high price, it had scolded her for being stupid countless times in its consciousness!

For Anne's various tosses against the so-called fairy doctor's codex, the Internet celebrity system is also very unimpressed.

Now it was full of joy and pride that the host had completed its mission, and it had not chosen the wrong host.

"Completion of the mission?"

Anne pretended to be surprised and communicated with the Internet celebrity system in the depths of the sea of knowledge, "I'll go, you, are you still there?" I thought you felt incompetent and retreated directly. ”

None, incompetence?

Still defeated?

If the Internet celebrity system can be transformed into a human, the expression on its face must be very funny - the smug and excited look is still frozen on the face, but the eyes are full of incredible sadness and indignation.

"Host, you—do you think I'm incompetent?" the influencer system couldn't believe its ears.

It's an Internet celebrity building system, and the hosts bound in the past all regard it as a goldfinger father.

No matter what you think in your heart, on the surface, you are all kinds of respectful and stammering to it.

Even after years of cooperation and years of getting along, it has become a partnership with its former host, and they will become trusting and integrated with each other.

And、It's not as disliked and looked down upon as it is now。

"It's not that I think there's something wrong with you. ”

Anne rolled her eyes in disdain, the kind of disgust between the words was not too obvious.

Influencer system: ......

Ma Dan, why is there a problem with it?

Anne seemed to hear its heart, snorted lightly, and said: "Other people's systems come up with a novice gift package, or there is a novice assistance." But what about you, if you don't have anything, you will only let me complete some difficult tasks. ”

"Hehe, such a weak chicken, such a vegetable, what do I want you to do?"

The Internet celebrity system became even more sad and angry, "You, you say I'm a weak chicken?

Anne rolled her eyes again, "Look, you're not just weak chickens and vegetables, your ears are not good." I had to repeat it several times. Aren't you an intelligent system, why are you still like a retard?"

Intellectual, mentally retarded?

Although the influencer system is only a set of data, it is particularly intelligent.

And dealing with people for many years is no longer pure artificial intelligence, it has gradually gained human consciousness and thoughts.

Of course, human weakness, it also taints some of it.

For example, tsundere and temperamental.

Anne saw that the Internet celebrity system was so scared by her that she had nothing to say, and even revealed the appearance of "sure enough" in the depths of the sea of knowledge, that look, as if to say, you are a useless weak chicken and mentally retarded!

Influencer system: ......

No, I'm not angry, I'm a calm and noble system dad, and I'm never going to be by an ignorant host.

The data code of the Internet celebrity system fluctuated a little, but it quickly adjusted its data fluctuations, and tried its best to say in a cold and calm mechanical voice: "Host, you don't know the magic of this system, so if you say such ignorant words, this system can understand." ”

"Facts speak louder than words! In this way, just as you have completed the task and received the system reward, you can exchange the whitening and slimming pills and try it for yourself!"

Seeing the magic of whitening and slimming pills with your own eyes, you don't need to talk nonsense about this system, the host will naturally kneel down and call Dad!

The Internet celebrity system thought so confidently.

As a result, Anne made it almost vomit blood.

It heard, and Anne said in an even more disdainful tone, "Didn't your mother tell you not to eat anything of unknown origin!"

Burst!

Even if there is no blood in the Internet celebrity system, it will vomit three liters.

What kind of ghost is this?

When I was bound to it in the first place, why wasn't it so difficult?!

After it is successfully bound to her and becomes an inseparable whole, she, she does not believe in all kinds of things, all kinds of rejection?

If it weren't for the fact that the Internet celebrity system has been staying in the depths of the host's sea of consciousness and can clearly know the host's thoughts, it would have to doubt that the current host is not the same as the host who promised to bind to itself!

The Internet celebrity system endured it, but it didn't hold back, and blurted out a sentence, "You are so cautious and so unwilling to trust people, so why did you agree to bind me in the first place?"

This time, Anne didn't even bother to roll her eyes, and said coldly, "It's useless to say you, you really don't understand anything." At that time, I was desperate and miserable, and I almost wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building. ”

"And you, the thing that claims to be a system, suddenly appeared, making me mistakenly think that I would only have a golden finger when I encountered it-"

Without waiting for Anne to finish speaking, the Internet celebrity system couldn't help but interject, "I'm not a thing, wait, I'm a thing." Oops, no, I, I...... Forget it, I'm the golden finger you define!"

Anne didn't speak, but the disdain in her eyes couldn't be clearer.

The Internet celebrity system itself felt blushing and numb, it was really confused, and it made such a low-level joke because of the word "thing".

"Yes, I also mistakenly thought that you were a golden finger who could help me get out of a desperate situation, help me counterattack, and help me reach the peak of life. And at that time, I even had the heart to die, would I still be afraid that you would be a demon with a system?"

"Drowning people, even if it is a straw, I will use it as a magic weapon to save lives. ”

Speaking of this, Anne rolled her eyes in disgust, "As a result, your so-called Internet celebrity system is nothing like it at all, and it can't be compared with other people's systems." ”

"Well, it's not all useless, as I said that day, you finally dismissed my suicidal thoughts. ”

"Other than that, you're really useless. So, why should I trust you for a thing like you that is a waste of wood of unknown origin?"

"I'm out of the situation on my own, and if you work hard, you can succeed. Why should I believe your words, what whitening and slimming pills to take?"

"My mom told me from a young age that there is no such thing as a free lunch. You are not Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, you let me complete the task and get a reward, there must be some plan. ”

"Hmph, it was also written in the system, there are positive good systems, and there are bad systems with ill intentions. ”

"By the way, when I was bound to you, I forgot to ask you, what kind of punishment will I suffer if I take the task and fail to complete it?"

"Will it be like those bad systems, and they will be wiped out at every turn?!"