Chapter 17: Tom Cruise's Little Golden Man (Ask for Recommendations, Ask for Collections, Ask for Clicks)

"The ghosts are not gone! a bunch of idiots who don't remember to eat or fight!"

Ye Tian scolded in disgust, and there was a little helplessness in his tone. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Not far behind the side, Garcia and the others were staring at this side, their eyes were not concealed or hidden, and everyone's eyes were spurting with anger.

Obviously, the heavy punch just now has completely offended them to death, and this is to continue to be messed up!

The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth!

Since it's endless, let's continue! The unlucky ones will be you!

Ye Tian smiled lightly, turned around and walked towards the next stall, ready to look for a suitable opportunity to pit these fools again.

"Let's go, we must not make this bastard comfortable!"

Garcia said a cruel sentence and followed with his friends.

After passing by two or three stalls in a row, he didn't find a good opportunity, and Ye Tian was not in a hurry, and continued to walk forward.

Ye Tian didn't find his favorite treasures in these stalls, and the eye-catching antiques were all in the stall owner's hands, obviously attaching great importance to it, and there was no loophole to drill.

Walking all the way to the fourth house, Ye Tiancai stopped and observed the goods here.

Through his sunglasses, his eyes were pinned to an old item, and he couldn't move it at all!

Luckily, there are sunglasses to cover it up, otherwise others would have noticed something unusual.

This is a marble sculpture, about 20 centimeters high, relatively small, radiating white light throughout, judging from the intensity of light, it should be from around 1920, with seven or eight layers of halo, the artistic value is not low!

But such a work of art, but it was casually thrown in an inconspicuous place, mixed with some modern crafts, obviously not taken seriously, and the stall owner did not think it was an antique at all.

And this is the best treasure hunting opportunity for Ye Tian alone!

This baby is mine!

Ye Tian felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, he must take this treasure!

But before that, you must first drive away these hateful flies behind you, lest they interfere with your real treasure hunt, what tricks to use?

Ye Tian took his eyes back from the sculpture and began to observe the other goods on the stall.

"That's it!"

Soon he found the right craft, and it was very well made and looked beautiful!

The next second, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the craft.

"Hello, can you take a look at this Oscar-winning statuette? It's so beautiful!"

"Yes, you can do it"

The stall owner smiled and nodded.

"Okay"

Ye Tian answered, leaned over and picked up the 13-inch-tall replica.

"Hey, it's not metal!"

The moment he started the thing, Ye Tian immediately judged from the weight that this was not a metal product, but a plaster statue.

Undoubtedly, this will inevitably make it much less valuable.

But it doesn't matter, it's still very deceptive, and it's perfectly copied, it's exactly like the real thing, provided you don't get started!

The most important thing is that Ye Tian didn't plan to buy it, it was just a prop for a pit man, so what material the little golden man was made had nothing to do with him!

Then, Ye Tian began to observe this little golden man.

The golden statue had no flaws and was very beautiful, but when he saw the nameplate of the base, he almost burst out laughing.

The nameplate information is unconventional, exactly the same as the real golden man, but the content is very funny!

The main message above reads:

"73rd Academy Awards, Best Actor: Tom Cruise, Mission: Impossible 2, 2001"

Obviously, this is a joke of Brother Tom's die-hard fans, and they are complaining about Brother Tom's grievances!

Why don't you give Brother Tom the nomination and award?

Holding back the desire to burst into laughter, Ye Tian held the little golden figure and was ready to ask the boss for a price.

He kind of likes this spoof work, even if Garcia doesn't take the bait, as long as the price is right, he can buy it back and play with it, and it's usually fun to watch.

"Chuck, you go up and see the situation, if this bastard wants to buy a little gold man, raise the price for him, add two rounds at most, disgusting and disgusting him!

Be sure to remember, don't exceed the stall owner's offer, this thing is a 100% fake, it's worthless, whoever buys it has a sick brain!"

Seeing Ye Tian pick up the little golden figure and look interested, Garcia felt that the opportunity for revenge had come, and immediately issued an order.

"Understood, look at me! I'm going to make this bastard bleed!"

Chuck, a Mexican, answered confidently and walked over.

When he walked to the front of the stall, he happened to hear Ye Tian's first inquiry.

"Hello, I like this beautiful little golden man very much, what is the price?"

"$100, pay and you'll take it"

The stall owner smiled and quoted the price.

Ye Tian pondered for a moment, pretending to think.

But he kept his eyes on Chuck walking by, and at the same time turned the nameplate of the little golden man to the back, so that Chuck would not see the funny content.

The show begins!

Waiting for Chuck to stand still, Ye Tiancai returned the price to the stall owner.

"$100 is too expensive, $30 right, I'll pay now if I can"

Hearing the counteroffer, the stall owner was a little moved.

This thing is rubbish, and you can make money by selling it for as much as you want!

But who thinks about a lot of money! This kid in front of him may be an idiot, and it is possible to make more money from him!

"$90, this is an Oscar, the symbol and pride of American cinema, how can it be worth the price!"

The stall owner's expression fanned exaggeratedly, hoping that Ye Tian would raise the price again, even if it was $1!

"Can you take a look at this thing? It's beautiful, I'm interested."

Chuck interjected, pointing to the little golden figure in Ye Tian's hand and asked.

Ye Tian turned his head and glanced at it, and coldly refused.

"I'm sorry, this thing is already mine"

As he spoke, he also held the golden statue tightly in his hand, not giving Chuck a chance to get started, lest this kid run away early!

"$40, the price is already very reasonable, if I can, I'll pay for it"

Ye Tian turned his head and returned a new price.

"Sure enough, this idiot is willing to spend $40 on a piece of garbage!"

The stall owner was overjoyed, but instead of immediately agreeing, he set his sights on Chuck, hoping that the second idiot would participate in the bidding, which would be great!

Chuck didn't disappoint him and gave a surprise in an instant.

"$60, I love this beautiful thing, it's worth the price!"

At the same time as the offer, Chuck also glared at Ye Tian defiantly.

"$70!"

Ye Tian's voice was still cold, and he continued to raise the price, and his tone was very firm.

Hearing the bidding of the two, the stall owner was so happy that he just wanted to laugh out loud, what two super fools!

"$80, I'll definitely buy it!"

Chuck gritted his teeth and followed up a second time.

Although his expression was hideous, and he didn't give an inch, he was thinking in his heart, hurry up and make a quote, bastard! This garbage is yours!

But it backfired, and Chuck heard the answer he didn't want to hear.

"Well, since you are so persistent, then this little golden man belongs to you, congratulations!"

Ye Tian said with a smile, stretched out his hand and put the little golden figure back into the stall.

Then, he shrugged his shoulders at the stall owner, a helpless smile on his face.

Chuck was dumbfounded, looking at Ye Tian in disbelief, you only followed one round!

It's a fucking pit again, dug for my own gang, and I'm the idiot, who jumped in and got cheated again!

Although the money is not much, only 80 US dollars, this humiliation of being cheated is unbearable, extremely angry, and even maddening!

Chuck reacted instantly, and his anger immediately began to gush, almost burning him to lose his mind!

"It's so damn damnable, it's a villain!"

Unlike the angry Chuck, the stall owner was overjoyed.

"Congratulations, this gentleman, this Oscar statuette belongs to you, please pay, $80!"

"Ahh

Chuck was stunned again, staring at the smiling stall owner with wide eyes, and didn't know what to do for a while.

Judging from the change in Ye Tian and Chuck's expressions just now, the stall owner has already figured out this matter, these two obviously have a grudge, and the bid just now is a confrontation.

This Chinese boy has been acting from beginning to end, and he has come here to dig a pit and wait for the pit man! And this Mexican idiot bravely jumped in and was caught!

The stall owner doesn't care about the grievances between them, he only cares about whether he can make money, and the harder he fights, the better, so that he can make more money.

It's a pity that this Chinese kid is too cunning and stops too quickly!

Now the number one priority is to throw this Oscar trash at this Mexican idiot for $80.

So as soon as he woke up, the stall owner stared at Chuck, waiting for him to pay for it and take away the garbage golden man!

What can Chuck do?

"Fack! Fucking damn it! This bastard is a liar!"

This scene naturally fell into Garcia's eyes, and all kinds of foul mouths and curses immediately sounded.

"Fake! What a fool Chuck is!"

"Bichi, this Chinese kid is a complete bastard!"

Garcia was already mad, and at the same time there was a strong sense of frustration in his heart.

It's no wonder that from morning to now, he has been deflated by Ye Tian's hands three times in a row, especially the last two times, which is enough to make people depressed to vomit blood, can he not feel frustrated?

After the deal was completed, Chuck returned to his friends with the golden man, and began to vent his anger before he could stand still.

"Fake! Fake! This is a hole, dug for us! We jumped in on our own initiative, it's stupid!"

Hearing Chuck's angry scolding, the rest of the people sprayed a series of swear words, and the people around them frowned.

"Chuck, this money is mine, I'll pay it back to you, I can't let my brother suffer!"

Garcia was a bit responsible, making up for Chuck's loss.

"Put away this little golden man! Garcia, don't think about digging a hole and setting up a trap, this bastard is too cunning! It's like an old fox, we can't calculate him at all, we will only be calculated by him in turn!"

Chuck slapped the golden man in Garcia's hand and gave him a few words of advice.

"I understand, I won't design him here anymore, let this bastard go for the time being, and then look for a chance later, I believe I will definitely find a suitable opportunity to pit this bastard"

Garcia can only stop fighting, he really can't do it!

Then he looked down at the $80 gold man in his hand, and the next second, the swear words immediately gushed out of his mouth again.

"Fack! It's a plaster cast! Or an Academy Award for Best Actor for Tom Cruise! Fuck Tom Cruise! I hate you!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately rang out.

People around are crazy with joy, when did the Oscar statuette become a plaster statue? Tom Cruise won the Best Actor award?

What a bunch of super idiots!

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