After Lu Guokang looked me up and down suspiciously, he shook his head like a rattle and muttered: "Forget it, I suddenly feel that I am not hungry, or you two can go in and eat, and bring me a bowl of rice when you come out." ”

"What are you talking about, Lao Lu, let's rush all the way from the mountain city to Guangdong, it's not that relatives are better than relatives, and you are the oldest, isn't it a slap in the face of our juniors to let you eat rice." My smile instantly brightened.

As I spoke, I poked my arm twice, and Liu Bosheng next to me squeezed his eyebrows and hinted: "Right, Ah Sheng?"

", don't call me the girls who call me, either call me Brother Liu or Brother Sheng. After Liu Bosheng pouted and glanced at me, he hugged Lu Guokang's shoulder very cooperatively and said: "Let's go, Lao Lu, I just entered Guangdong and I was hungry for the first meal, how can I mix with Xiao Langzi in the future, we both have to rely on you for the rest of the time, believe me, he will never dare to pit you." ”

"Really?" Lu Guokang rubbed his red and swollen eyes, his eyes were still full of disbelief.

"It's a must, this is in your territory, I dare to bully you again. I nodded hurriedly, and then beckoned Liu Bosheng to push and drag Lu Guokang out of the car.

Through a few days of getting along, I more or less learned a lot of useful news from Lu Guokang's mouth, for example, this time he went to Guangzhou to join a buddy surnamed "Ye", that buddy seems to be very bright in a certain district of Guangzhou, and he was a cellmate with Lu Guokang in the early years, and the two had an extraordinary experience.

A few minutes later, we swaggered into the small restaurant called "Ke Changju", and as usual, we sat straight to the middle of the hall and ordered the most expensive dishes on the menu one by one.

This time, following Liu Bosheng's "Overlord Meal", I have also mastered a lot of fraud skills, for example, the store we choose to start will never pick a place with a big face, and there are many waiters and cooks in the big hotel.

I remember that in a roadside restaurant in a small town in Jiangxi, because we didn't choose the right "target", Lu Guokang was almost killed that time.

In addition, the choice of the restaurant is also very particular, but where you can meet the proprietress to see the store, you will never enter the shop with only the boss, in the words of the "psychological master" Liu Bosheng, women belong to the screaming animal, in addition to yelling, there is only grinning cheeks and crying, so it is better to fool some.

I pinched the menu printed on plastic paper with two fingers, and pretended to chirp: "Ah Sheng, what is this national food?"

Liu Bosheng glanced at me in disgust: "Don't see me Ah Sheng, otherwise I will really beat you!"

"Follow the customs, don't you see that the names of people here are all called Ah Ming, Ah Jun or something. Lu Guokang filled himself with a glass of boiled water with a reserved face, and his thief's eyes kept rolling to look at the two of us.

This product is now being cheated out of our experience, but whenever he eats, he will always choose the position closest to the door, and as long as he finds that the situation is wrong, he will not be the first to run away, but at least he can curl up in the corner with his head in his hands, and reduce the area of beatings as much as possible.

Seeing Lu Guokang's small appearance, I scolded Liu Bosheng with a smile: "Look at what you tortured the old Lu Tou into, a good social big brother, now Du Nima has its own anti-beating attributes." ”

Liu Bosheng squinted and snorted: "It seems that you don't bully others, which time people slept and snored, they weren't woken up by a slap from you." ”

"You two are not a good thing. Lu Guokang muttered angrily.

As he spoke, the waiter brought up the two dishes, and we immediately gobbled up the chopsticks, and turned around and asked me while eating Lu Guokang: "Anyway, what way are you going to take us through the trick today?"

"yes, I'm curious. Liu Bosheng asked in the same way.

I waved my hand and said, "Eat, the mountain people have their own tricks, and no one will be beaten by others today." ”

After getting acquainted, Lu Guokang has long since lost the politeness and politeness he had when he first met me, and now he can't speak rudely, he wiped a handful of grease stains on his lips and scolded, "Malegobid, eat all the way and be beaten all the way, if I have time in the future, I will definitely write this story." ”

Liu Bosheng waved his hand with a smile: "Cheng, when the time comes, I will contact the film company, we have friends in the circle." ”

"You have a chicken friend, one day you will brag, when you go to Hunan, you say you have friends, but you can't even figure out where your friend's house lives, and when you go through Jiangxi, you say you have friends, but they don't even answer the phone. I shrugged my nose disdainfully, and said to Lu Guokang: "Old Lu, you count on him, why don't you bless me with a fortune in the spirit of heaven? ”

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"!" Lu Guokang almost collapsed and scolded with his head held high.

Just when a few of us were talking about the mountains with hippie smiles, a female voice like a yellow warbler suddenly came from behind me: "Hello gentlemen, welcome to the shop, our shop needs to pay before eating, please which gentleman settles the account first, okay?"

The woman's voice is particularly good, with a unique southern woman's nong-voice, although Mandarin is not very standard, but it has a unique flavor, and she has always been a beautiful girl to the extreme.

I subconsciously turned my head back, and jumped up with a straight "!"

I saw a woman at most more than 1.5 meters behind me like a stick, the woman was not only short, but also very thin, wearing a waiter-style maroon overalls, combing a thick and black braid.

The most shocking thing is that there is a palm-sized dark red birthmark on her forehead, which is particularly shocking to look at.

When I was shocked, Lu Guokang and Liu Bosheng also turned their heads at the same time, and Liu Bosheng also jumped up like I just now: ", what kind of thing are you." ”

In the end, ginger is still old and spicy, Lu Guokang just frowned slightly, and immediately squeezed out a smile: "Ah Sheng, don't talk like that, it hurts people's self-esteem, girl, what did you just say?"

Seeing Lu Guokang smiling at herself, the girl suddenly became a little unnatural, and whispered softly: "Sir, our store must settle the bill before eating, I hope you understand." ”

Liu Bosheng waved his hand impatiently to drive away: "Okay, okay, I know, I'll go over and settle the bill immediately, you hurry up and get out, look at you and lose your appetite." ”

After the ugly-looking waiter left, Liu Bosheng kicked me twice from under the table and asked, "Have you thought of any way to eat the overlord meal?"

"Hurry up and eat, and give me a look when you're done. I nodded my head and said, "Hurry up, and cooperate later." ”

After that, we grabbed the dishes and chopsticks, and pulled the rice into our mouths.

After a bowl of rice, the two of them looked at me at the same time and said, "I'm full." ”

"Lao Lu, are you full?" I turned my head to look at the cash register not far away, and the two waiters and a proprietress all looked at us blankly, as if they also sensed that something was wrong with us.

"I'm full. Lu Guokang first nodded his head reflexively, and then asked me suspiciously: "Wait... Why do you ask me more?"

"Because, we are the protagonists!" I took a breath, grabbed the teacup and threw it on the ground, and then raised my arm and slammed it on his chest with a "bang", cursing viciously: "Grass mud horse, what are you scolding me for?"

Lu Guokang must have been stunned at the time, and after hesitating for a few seconds, he realized that I squeezed my eyebrows, flipped over the table with a snort, and jumped up, frantically pounced on me, scolding while beating: "What's wrong with me!"

I grabbed him by the collar and whispered as I pushed him, "Wrong direction, move to the door..."

"Oh, you two don't fight, if you have anything to say, it's not okay, they're all friends. Liu Bosheng is worthy of being a liar, a little dial, immediately understood my intentions, pretended to rush to the middle of us to pull and dissuade, and at the same time turned back to the cashier behind a few stunned waiters and proprietress shouted: "Don't look at it, hurry up and come over to help persuade you." ”

It's good that Liu Bosheng didn't shout, but after shouting, the proprietress immediately screamed in fright, covered her head and went under the cash register.

We scolded and scolded, and unconsciously moved out of the small restaurant while pushing each other, until we were sure that no one was following us, and then we jumped into the car and fled directly to the street.

After getting in the car, Lu Guokang whistled and lifted his clothes and muttered: "Wang Lang, you are really bad, didn't you say that you don't have to be beaten for today's meal?

"What I specifically said was that I promised not to let others beat you, and I didn't say that I wouldn't beat you, and besides, you should be content, I don't know how hard I want to do it. I grabbed my cigarette case, lit a cigarette, and put it in my mouth.

At this moment, Liu Bosheng suddenly stepped on the brakes, and then "beep beep...", and honked the horn wildly, and I noticed that the waiter with a birthmark on his head just now was riding a curved beam motorcycle in front of us, and at the same time stretched out a hand and shouted: "Give money..."