, 04896 familiar

Scholar "Isn't it appropriate to give me a beautiful wife and concubine?"

The liar sensed that something was wrong, and with years of experience in being hit by the deceived and suffering lords and making the deceived sufferers unable to hit him, he looked at the scholar carefully, but still did not recognize it. After all, too much time has passed, and the scholar's calm temperament at the moment is too different from that of the once credulous young man in the countryside.

The liar is cautious: "It seems that the adults don't believe me." If fate doesn't come to us, we might as well continue to wait for a while, and talk about it when the opportunity is really right. ”

Scholar: "I have heard a lot of things about my husband these days, and I am impressed. ”

The liar didn't say a word, and glanced at the portrait to search for his memories quickly.

Scholar "I don't know if my husband is willing to help me"

The more the liar looked at the portrait, the more familiar he became, and after screening his own bad deeds such as stealing, defacement, and deceiving others to work for him, he finally relied on the obsolescence of the painting to locate the painting on my painting.

Scammers have been making scam props for many years, so the scammer knows that if the new official in front of him has been deceived by himself because of this painting, then that scam is also many years ago.

Although the painting is old, it is well preserved, and the paper and ink I used at that time are of inferior quality, and I can still maintain such clarity, which shows that the person who owns the painting has always cherished this painting.

But what was the line of my deception back then, and the liar who couldn't remember it asked himself.

Scholar "What do you think?"

The liar, who was awakened by the scholar's voice from the hard memories, looked at the scholar, weighed it for a moment, knelt down in front of the scholar, and burst into tears, "Adult, the little one is just for life." I admit that what I sold was not worth the price I was asking for, but I didn't hurt anyone, I really didn't hurt anyone, and I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I have done research before I deceive, and the buyers who chose the fat sheep can afford the price I shouted. They may have lost some more money, but they certainly gained extra joy and confidence from buying my items or words. ”

Scammer: "When I shouted the price, I just included their mood fee. I never come into contact with someone who might break my money because of my deception. I only lie to the rich. ”

Scholar "Mr. is great talent and great kindness." ”

The liar wiped tears and snot all over his face, and at the same time estimated the scholar's expression, and felt that the scholar's eyes did not look at him like an enemy, so the trouble caused by the painting was at most to hurt the self-esteem of the young man

So the liar stopped crying and stood up, "I didn't bring any money today, so I'll go back and get the money and compensate the adults for their losses." ”

, 04897 ins and outs

Scholar "Stop. I'm not asking you for money, and I'm not going to let you sneak out of the country, I'm going to negotiate a deal with you. Did you hear what I said when you just stared at the painting and remembered the past?"

Liar: "Ah, I heard you, you want the new official to take office three fires, and burn the snake that came with you." My lord, I can't help with this, I'm just begging for a living everywhere, and all I see is the things on the surface, how do I know the weakness under their table."

Scholar: "Hey, why did you take off your tall skin so easily, I don't think you have much to do, I think you may not remember when you sold this painting to whom, what are you afraid of?"

Liar: "You don't understand this, the rule of our industry is not not to see the coffin and not shed tears, nor to be hard-mouthed and not to let go, but to see the wind and steer the rudder and guide according to the situation." Yes, if I bite the bullet and don't admit it, you may not be able to come up with enough evidence to prove that I painted the painting and that I lied to you years ago, but so what?"

Liar: "You know the truth, and I know it, and you won't fall for me a second time, and I won't call you my fat sheep again." I don't have any profit to take from you, or if I want to make a profit from you, I need to work far more hard than I can fool dozens of other people. If I were willing to put in this effort, I wouldn't have been a liar for so many years, isn't it just trying to be lazy, and I don't want to make a fortune. ”

Liar "You see, you have become a big official after being deceived by me, and I am still just a liar and have not made any progress." If the people don't fight with the officials, I naturally want to avoid you. Uh, what, can you give me an accurate word, did I paint this painting did I lie to you or someone you know?"

The scholar nodded, and then, half-forced, half-lured, he asked the crook to help him clear the obstacles that had prevented him from taking control of the local power, during which the crook finally remembered the ins and outs of the painting clearly.

The liar felt wronged: "Hey, my lord, do you say in your conscience, I sell it very expensive, okay, it is much more expensive than the cost, but, did it give you the motivation to read books back then, did you read the book several times more when you looked at it, if it wasn't for its company, did you not get fame so quickly, now you may think it's ugly, but back then, in terms of the general appearance of your village, you yourself said that it was thrillingly beautiful"

Scholars are "generally beautiful, not thrilling." ”

Liar: "Anyway, it still satisfies your aesthetics at the time"

Scholar: "That's right. ”

, 04898 into the heart

Liar: "That's not the end of it." You spend a sum of pocket money that you have complete control, and after you spend it, you will not delay eating, not delaying you to wear, not delaying your friends, inviting guests and bribes, and there is one more picture of a beauty that you feel is in a good mood at a glance. It's worth it. It's sad that money is a thing, but if it's too much, it's just a matter of putting it, and anyway, it's putting it, and putting silver is the same as putting a painting."

Liar: "Yes, ah, my lord, you needed this painting, I needed silver, we take what we need, no problem, right?"

What Mr. Scholar said is very reasonable. ”

Liar: "So can you let me go, I will also help you settle it, my big fat sheep in the local area has also been cut off by you, can you let me go and let me change places and start begging for life again, and you will realize your ambitions here in a down-to-earth manner, and in two years you will have outstanding political achievements, promotion and wealth, how good." Are you right?"

Scholar: "Do you know why I haven't married a wife even when I'm so old?"

Liar: "You can't make a promise to a painting, right?"

Scholar: "No, but it's pretty much the same. ”

Liar ""

Scholar: "I have indeed met many people who are more beautiful than paintings, but there is no second one that can enter my heart." You drew him at the time, did you refer to a real person?"

The liar replied vaguely.

The scholar didn't hear "what" clearly

The liar took a deep breath "I say calmly, you listen calmly, we all remain calm." So what, back then, including now, the focus of deception was to capture people's hearts, not to make items, so I have always been as lazy as I can in terms of item making, and I am generally painting the buyer or the person close to the buyer. I'll follow your picture and change it three or two points, and it will be like that. ”

Liar: "So, if you think it's beautiful, you're narcissistic, and if you think it's ugly, you're inferior." Well, that's all. ”

The scholar behaved much calmer than the liar, he only asked "either narcissism or inferiority, is there no median"

Scammers "don't look, don't bother to look, and get tired of watching is the median value." What normal person is okay to stare at himself in the mirror"

Scholar: "I don't have the habit of looking in the mirror often. ”

Liar: "Well, you take the painting with you wherever you go, and hang it up whenever you sit quietly for more than a quarter of an hour, except for eating." Seriously, even if you don't consider the beauty and ugliness of the person in the painting, I will repaint the painting technique of that painting, or I will redraw it for you, and my painting skills are much better now. Every time I see that painting of yours, I feel like you're laughing at me for painting badly. ”

Scholar: "The technique may be better, but the feelings are weak. ”

Liar: "I didn't paint that one with emotion, don't you really need to treat your eyes?"

, 04899 is blind and deaf

As the two were talking, the painting hanging on the wall next to them twisted, and the scholar immediately noticed it, and looked straight at it, and the liar also looked at the painting for a while after hearing the scholar's explanation, but did not notice anything unusual, so he mocked the scholar for being stunned. As a result, the laughter was not over, and the painting twisted even more violently, and then it was as if the whole room was shaking.

Scammers "run"

Scholar: "My paintings will not harm me." ”

Liar: "Then you stay here by yourself, and I'll leave first." ”

Before the liar could stagger to the door, the swaying and distortion in the room disappeared, and in front of the scholar stood another man who resembled him. That is the demon cultivator Shao Gangming.

The first thing the scholar said to Shao Gangming, who had turned into a human form, was "Wife." ”

The first action Shao Gangming did to the scholar who raised him was to grab him by the collar and yell, "I've endured you for many years, I'm a man, are you blind?"

The crook holding on to the door frame echoed, "It's quite blind." ”

The scholar calmly said, "Men and women are not important, I heard that male goblins can also have children." ”

Well, yes, that's right, it's not a rumor.

Shao Gangming gritted his teeth: "Life is not for you." ”

Scholar: "It's okay, you can give birth to me." I heard that goblins can also make human males have children. ”

Well, yes, that's right, again, it's not a rumor.

Then on the issues of birth or not, marriage or not, staying or leaving, cohabitation or separation, Shao Gangming and the scholar are basically a big quarrel a day and a small quarrel. Oh, no, it should be said that Shao Gangming unilaterally quarreled with the scholar, but the scholar has always been very calm, and he almost enjoyed Shao Gangming's volume.

The liar said to Shao Gangming, "Maybe, in addition to being blind, he is also deaf"

Shao Gangming raised his hand and turned out a pile of paper to mummify the liar.

Liar: "Theoretically, I'm your initial producer, my own father, and the guy who calls you your wife is just your adoptive father." ”

Shao Gangming: "Oh, my father cheated me out of money, and my adoptive father abducted me for incest"

Scholar: "You can't talk nonsense, I'm a child and a daughter-in-law." ”

Shao Gangming also wrapped the scholar into a mummy and let him be the companion of the liar.

A liar whose mouth can still move "looking for a child daughter-in-law to look for his own face"

The scholar whose mouth can also move "The matter of fate is not clear, the way is not clear, and what is encountered is what it is." ”

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