☆、O442O-Expression Management

Uncle Long: "The advantage of cultivation this time is not very reliable." Under what conditions is it easier to perceive the spiritual power they are talking about?"

Me: "Familiar with the Hehuan Sect?"

Uncle Long: "Didn't they all say they didn't know each other before?"

Me: "Not familiar with some aspects, familiar with some aspects." In fact, as long as they have paid serious attention to me, it is impossible for them to be completely unfamiliar with the Hehuan Sect. There are often jokes made up in the Sha Zhuan about me being a place and the Hehuan Sect trying to find me a friend, as long as they can understand those jokes, they will have a basic understanding of the Hehuan Sect. ”

Me: "And from the perspective of common sense, people who are hundreds of years old, even if they are still here, must have longed for sex, and if they yearn, they must look at the information. ”

Uncle Long: "What do you mean by adding 'even if it's still there'? Predict your future?"

Me: "Uncle Long, are you not here, someone would like to come with you?"

Uncle Long: "I'm not. Someone. ”

Me: "I'm surprised. You don't have a good face, you don't have a good personality, you probably don't have good skills, what is the person asking you about? Did you go to the wrong bed? Or did you take the wrong medicine?"

Uncle Long: "......"

Me: "Hey, what is the wrong medicine?"

Me: "It's really an aphrodisiac?"

Uncle Long: "Did you see the answer from my face, or did you already know the answer from other sources and now entertain me?"

Me: "Uncle Long, do you think your expression management is very good, and you can hide your thoughts?"

Uncle Long: "Stronger than you." ”

Me: "Not necessarily, and even though I don't manage my own expressions well, it doesn't stop me from understanding others." ”

Uncle Long: "Your comprehension is very good?"

Me: "It's good to understand other people's negative emotions. ”

Senior Lin: "Long Daoyou, is your sexual experience really limited to the other party's accidental ingestion of medicine?"

Uncle Long: "What are you making a fuss about? Do you still want to come with me? I don't like you." ”

Senior Lin: "What a coincidence, I don't like you either." ”

☆、O4421 - flattered

The bottle girl sat on Senior Lin's shoulder and looked directly at Uncle Long.

Uncle Long asked me, "What is that little thing looking at me? ”

Me: "Interracial can be a couple." ”

Uncle Long's face was stunned.

Senior Lin: "Pei Lin, your ability to recognize other people's expressions is really not good. ”

Kong Xuan: "Maybe it's actually the right one, but it's a lie." ”

Uncle Long glared at me: "Is it fun to play me?"

Me: "Why do you believe everything? You just believed me, and then you believe in them again, can you be firm?"

Uncle Long: "So why is this little dot glaring at me?"

Senior Lin: "Ah Bottle, this is curious, not staring." ”

Me: "Uncle Long looks at everyone like a stare, so whoever looks at him also feels that the other party is staring." ”

Uncle Long: "Okay, then why is she looking at me?"

Me: "Because you're a strange breed." ”

Uncle Long: "Shut up. ”

Me: "Are you sure that after I shut up, there will be people who will pay attention to your every word?"

Uncle Long: "What's the point of you talking about it? ”

Me: "Maybe there's truth in it, if you can discern it." Don't you think my expression is easy to understand? ”

Uncle Long: "Pei Lin, if you don't talk so much nonsense, your blackness will definitely not be as good as it is now." Although there will still be many people who are jealous of you, it is basically impossible for a monk who is eaten by jealousy to have a future, let alone become a Mahayana stage. If your black is all low-level cultivation, they will definitely be overwhelmed by your Mahayana fan group. ”

Me: "I still have the Mahayana period in my black now?"

Uncle Long: "What do you mean by being so flattered?"

Me: "The Mahayana period is willing to spend time hacking me, this is not a trivial matter of looking at my face, rewarding a few spirit beads, or joking a few nonsense, which shows that I am a character in the heart of that Mahayana senior, and it is worth spending a little time to catch my black spots and form a targeted language to say it." Of course I have to be flattered. ”

Uncle Long: "You will be even more flattered when you are beaten by yourself during the Mahayana period." ”

Me: "For the sake of my father and Yunxia Sect's face, they shouldn't kill or maim me, that is, they can continue to be flattered." However, there is no point in hitting me lightly, and if the Mahayana period wants to clean me up, it should be done in other more effective ways. In comparison, the Mahayana period that is most likely to hit me is probably my father. ”

☆、O4422-I'm afraid it's useless

Uncle Long was silent for three seconds, unhappy: "Other Mahayana periods hit you twice and call it light and fluttering? To make it fearful is to punish it. ”

Me: "So I said it didn't make sense to me, I wouldn't be scared." "It's as if you were scared during the Jindan period, just your guts.

Uncle Long: "Are you sure? You haven't encountered any Mahayana period that doesn't have a good face for you, right?"

Me: "Not yet, so it's hard for me to imagine how the Mahayana period has sunk down on me. I'm not saying that the Mahayana period will definitely be kind to me, but with the Mahayana period's ability to control emotions, even if there is fire in the heart, it may not be revealed on the face, and the emotions that are revealed on the face should be with a purpose. I won't be frightened when they show me a certain expression for the purpose of scaring me, because I don't like to follow the will of others to give emotional feedback. ”

Uncle Long: "That's something you can control, if you don't want to be afraid, you won't be afraid?"

Me: "I think I can control it, even if I've even been afraid of fictional horror stories, but the things that are real, the things that are close to me, when I know that I can't control the direction of things, when I know that it's useless to be afraid, except for the first moment of fear - which is really uncontrollable - and then I will not be afraid, or rather, I am so afraid that I will give up on myself. Love, it's a big deal that you're going to kill me. ”

Uncle Long: "The punishment of immortality is innumerable. ”

Me: "The punishment of immortality, there is no punishment for irreversible injuries...... I can cut off my pain, I can cut off all my perception of the outside world, when I'm cowering in my little world...... The Mahayana period doesn't give me a chance to shrink down? Force me to accept the punishment soberly? If I can't hold on, maybe my sword training course and the precept punishment items will have to be increased?"

Uncle Long: "Normal training and punishment, although they often challenge the limit, but their purpose is always to improve themselves, pure torture is rare, and you can't expect punishment and abuse to have additional training functions. So, it's two lines. Normal training can increase your endurance, but the endurance accumulated in this way may not be good in the face of purely malicious punishments, unless your daily training program includes enduring punishments. ”

Uncle Long: "The debt collection department has some background in this regard. ”

Uncle Junior: "No. Because the debt collection office is an external department, on the one hand, the means are more cold and focused on the uncomfortable treatment of the debt collector, but at the same time, it is also because the debt collection office is external, so it represents the external image of the sect from the one hand, so it will try to avoid using too inferior, too uncomfortable means. ”

☆、O4423-Sooner or later, you have to get into trouble

Uncle Xiao: "For example, for those famous tortures in history, although the debt collection department has prepared corresponding torture tools, and also shows the instructions for the use of torture tools to the debt collector, but in fact, they are mostly used to scare people, and they will not be really used. Violence is never a revered option when it comes to debt collection, and is often even despised. The best way to collect debts is to attack the heart. ”

Me: "I suddenly want to see the debt collection office of Zhongsumen." ”

Uncle Long: "With your style of attracting bees and butterflies, sooner or later you will have to provoke them." ”

Uncle Xiao: "Zhong Sumen is reasonable, but if you want to talk about attacking the heart, Peeping into Heaven is everyone." ”

Kong Xuan, who was watched: "...... I don't know, I'm not familiar with our debt collection department. ”

Uncle Long: "You trade so much with outsiders, and the transaction amount is very frequent and huge, don't you need the debt collection office to help you get debts?"

Kong Xuan: "My transactions are settled in person, and I receive the spirit stone first, and then I give the other party my refining products, no one is on credit with me, and there is no need to do it at the debt collection office." Although I have encountered robbers, but each time the robbers quickly came to compensate me with high prices, and sincerely apologized to me, and the debt collection office did not have time to intervene. ”

Senior Lin: "Looking for Kong Daoyou and Peeping Heaven Gate are all for luck, don't you offend them and put bad luck on yourself? Even if some people don't believe in ethereal luck, but the Doom Array is always real, right? Peeping Heaven Gate is also good at it." ”

Kong: "We don't usually do that. Although they sometimes say 'be careful of being cursed,' most of the time it's just talking. ”

Senior Lin: "And after saying it, no matter whether you do it or not, the listener will often feel worried in his heart, and he won't be able to survive for a few days, and he will automatically apologize to you." ”

Me: "That's convenient." If our Yunxia Sect says to outsiders, 'If you resist again, you will be unlucky', in addition to the threat of force, maybe only when the speaker is Shi Bo will be taken seriously. ”

Uncle Long scoffed: "What kind of threat does Shi Bolin have in that kid." ”

Me: "When he cultivates to the Yuan Infant Stage, you will know the power." ”

Uncle Long: "He can still curse me?"

Me: "You're good at messing with people, you can provoke anyone." Everyone has been in the same sect for hundreds of years, and sooner or later there will be opportunities for close contact, and as soon as you come into contact, something will happen to you. ”

Uncle Long: "Oh, I'll wait. ”

If you don't see the coffin, you don't shed tears, you wait.

Senior Lin: "What are we going to do next? These planets are really making me dizzy, can we change places? Tear up another picture of a beauty?"

Uncle Long: "The elder of the Hehuan Sect drew it by himself, and it was a beauty picture that was drawn after becoming an elder. These ninety-nine were torn off...... Why are you looking at me like that?"

Me: "Because we are the only Uncle among us, you will mind these ninety-nine piles of spirit stones." ”