1230 Etiquette is not to blame
No matter where you go or what means of transportation you take, as long as you are accompanied by Wang Xinlong, the road is basically full of laughter.
This guy is as thick-skinned as me, and his ability to be funny is exceptionally good, but it's not annoying.
In just over two hours of travel, not only did I get a flight attendant's WeChat account, but also brought a little girl sitting in the back row of us to be blinded by him.
When the plane was about to land, Wang Xinlong raced against time to chirp at the girl in the back row: "Sister, let me tell you, you have to be vigilant at any time when you go to the mountain city to eat, drink and have fun, and pay attention to guarding against bad guys, especially the kind of little brother who looks good, but is particularly flowery, that kind of person specializes in finding a simple little girl like you." ”
The girl looked like a college student, only eighteen or nineteen years old, gentle and gentle, and it was said that she went out on a trip alone for the New Year.
Hearing Wang Xinlong's words, she covered her mouth cutely, and asked softly: "You look pretty good, little brother with a flowery mouth?" Are you talking about you? Little brother, do you want to tease me? Don't work so hard, or wait until after the mountain city, I'll treat you to a meal." ”
"Lost.." Wang Xinlong was choked for a long time and didn't say anything, bowed his head and muttered: "Now the little girls are so direct, I'm a flirtatious girl, why was I teased in an instant." ”
I was directly happy from the side, and I couldn't help but pat my legs and laugh "haha".
After a while, the plane landed steadily, and Wang Xinlong and I walked slowly from the back to the front.
The girl in the back row may have been really fascinated by Wang Xinlong, and whispered softly behind the two of us: "Little brother, add a WeChat friend, in case I am really bullied by the bad guys, I can ask you for help." ”
"Amitabha Buddha. Wang Xinlong hurriedly turned around, folded his hands and said: "Don't be like this, don't be like this, in fact, I am a lay disciple of the Buddhist family, and I am not close to women." ”
I glanced at Wang Xinlong in surprise, when did this thing change sex, I usually see a woman, I can't wait to go straight to the topic immediately, and now people take the initiative to ask him for his contact information, how can he still twist and pinch.
The girl pouted suspiciously: "Cut, the disciples of the Buddhist family still eat chicken rice? And it's two boxes." ”
Just after the meal was put on the plane, Wang Xinlong dried two boxes in one go, others don't know him, I can't understand it anymore, just the bite of food on the plane, at best, is enough for him to fight his teeth.
"Poor people don't quit meat. After Wang Xinlong smiled evilly, he hurriedly pushed me and urged: "Let's go, boss, I'll get to the station later." ”
The girl shouted behind us reluctantly: "Eh, little brother, leave a WeChat ID.."
Half an hour later, Wang Xinlong and I came out of the airport, Wang Xinlong lowered his head and played with his mobile phone: "Tsk, this little girl is really energetic, she looks simple and pure, why is her mind so lively, hehe.. Someone will warm the bed in the coming week. ”
Only then did I realize that the dog's day was not good at all, but that he had learned a new routine, and he wanted to catch the girl so much that he almost didn't go directly with us.
I poked him with my arm and scolded: "Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, don't catch you again because of the strong X attempt, let's keep a low profile." ”
"I also want to keep a low profile, but the strength doesn't allow it. Wang Xinlong played haha, pressed the mobile phone screen and sent a voice message: "Sister, you take a taxi and go directly to the men's street in Jiangbei District, there are many business hotels in that area, the environment is good, and the price is not too expensive, I will take you to play when I find time." ”