Chapter 305: Boy Pee!

Kidney deficiency and impotence?

Can't be a man?

Ye Fan's words were like a boulder smashing into the calm lake, stirring up a thousand waves.

For a while, all the passengers in the carriage had strange expressions on their faces, looking like they wanted to laugh but tried to hold back.

And being told in public was unspeakable, Zou Kai's face turned green, and he no longer ran away, turned to look at Ye Fan, gritted his teeth and said:

"You...... How dare you slander me! Lao Tzu is known as the little overlord of Jinling Silver Spear, seven times in one night, how can you ...... How can it be impotence?"

Although he swore by it, the beads of sweat on his forehead and his trembling body had already exposed his weakness and panic.

"Hmph...... Zou Kai, is it interesting to deceive yourself? Is it impotence, you don't have a little bit of pressure in your heart?"

Ye Fan sneered: "According to your current symptoms, in a few months at most, that thing will be completely necrotic, like an ornament! I hope you have other brothers and sisters, otherwise your Zou family will be completely cut off!"

Hearing this, Zou Kai's pupils contracted suddenly, his face turned pale, and his vest was already soaked in cold sweat.

A while ago, he overindulged in excessive desires and mingled in the major night clubs, but a few weeks ago, he completely withered, and no matter how exciting it was, it was useless.

In the past few days, he has also looked for all kinds of "old Chinese medicine doctors" and "old military doctors", including some foreign aphrodisiac drugs, but there is no response.

If you become a "eunuch" like this, it will be even more uncomfortable than killing him!

At this time, Zou Kai looked at Ye Fan from afar and asked tentatively:

"You...... Do you have a cure for me?"

......

As soon as this remark came out, it was tantamount to confirming his impotence.

For a while, there was ridicule all around, and countless joking eyes fell on him, making him feel greatly humiliated.

Next to him, Zhao Ling'er's beautiful eyes were full of disgust and disdain, and she subconsciously shrank behind her seat, as if there was some plague on him.

At this time, Ye Fan spoke again: "If you want me to save you, it's not impossible......!

"But what, boy, as long as you cure my illness, I can give you as much as I want!"

Zou Kai's tone was full of expectation, as if the drowning man had seen a life-saving straw.

Just now, he had already seen Ye Fan's medical skills.

In just a few minutes, the bone tumor that tortured Sun Zhengyi for three years was cured, which is miraculous!

Treating his impotence is easier than treating a tumor, right?

Seeing Zou Kai's eagerness, the corners of Ye Fan's mouth rose slightly, outlining a strange arc, and jokingly:

"Hmph...... Zou Kai, it seems that the bet between you and Mr. Sun has not been completed, right?"

Hearing this, Zou Kai's body trembled, and his face was extremely embarrassed.

According to the agreement, now that Sun Zhengyi has proved his identity, Zou Kai has to kneel and kowtow to apologize!

With his arrogant and arrogant character, where is he willing to do that kind of humiliating thing, so he escaped by tricks, but now, Ye Fan can be said to have mastered his "lifeline"!

Zou Kai's fists clenched fiercely, his face was blue and white for a while, as if he was engaged in a battle between heaven and man.

After struggling for a moment, he exhaled deeply, as if he had made some big decision.

Suddenly, he walked up to Sun Zhengyi, his knees weakened, and he fell to the ground with a "plop".

"Knock! knock!"

Three more heads in succession, smashing on the cold ground, clanging.

"Mr. Sun, I was wrong, please forgive me!" Zou Kai gritted his teeth.

Even if he was ten thousand unconvinced in his heart, he could only swallow his anger at this moment.

......

Seeing this scene, a sneer sounded around:

"Huh...... Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, this guy is the best end!"

"Yes, it's just an impotent man, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf!"

"Cut! Just this thing, you dare to question the little miracle doctor, in my opinion, just let him be a eunuch for the rest of his life!"

Hearing these words, Zou Kai only felt that he had been insulted like never before, and all his pride and self-esteem for more than 20 years in his life had been trampled on completely.

But in order to treat impotence, he can be regarded as out of the way!

The next moment, Zou Kai stood up suddenly, looked at Ye Fan from afar, and said in a loud voice: "Boy, I have already done what you asked, now it's your turn to treat me!"

When Ye Fan heard this, the smile on the corner of his mouth became even stronger, and he said, "Hehe...... If you want to cure your problem, you need some special medicine! I'll prescribe a prescription for you, and you can take the medicine according to the prescription and take it for 99 days in a row!"

As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper, and the pen walked away and wrote.

After a while, Ye Fan threw the prescription to Zou Kai.

After Zou Kai took it, as if he had obtained a treasure, he lowered his head and read it to himself: "Take the boy's urine and take it for 99 consecutive days, you can regain your strength!"

After seeing this prescription, Zou Kai was stunned for a moment, then his face changed, and he said angrily: "Stinky boy, are you playing tricks on ......me? How dare you make Ben drink less pee?"

"Humph......"

Ye Fan sneered and said: "I am kind enough to prescribe medicine for you, but you bite Lu Dongbin, it is not a good heart! This boy's urine is the most yang thing in the world, and the effect of tonifying the kidneys is far better than deer antler velvet and bullwhip!"

In ancient China, many famous doctors used Tongzi's urine as a medicine to treat diseases! It was recorded in the medical case of Zhu Zhenheng, a famous doctor in the Yuan Dynasty, that an old woman was over 80 years old and looked like 40.

Seeing what Ye Fan said so confidently, Zou Kai, who was suspicious, immediately took out his mobile phone and searched for it.

It didn't take long for him to realize that as Ye Fan said, in the ancient Chinese medicine community, Tongzi's urine is an extraordinary medicine, although it is not said to be able to treat impotence, but it can treat headache, sore throat, abdominal pain, fever, pulmonary impotence and other symptoms.

At this time, Ye Fan's face showed a strange expression, and he continued:

"Ahem...... Zou Kai, your impotence is already very serious, and ordinary boy urine can't be cured, so you must find the 'old boy'!"

"Old boy, what is that?" Zou Kai asked subconsciously.

"The so-called old boy refers to an old man over sixty years old who has never experienced anything between men and women, and it must be his first bubble of urine in the morning, you take it on the spot within a minute, not a drop is left, and after ninety-nine days in a row, your impotence can be cured!" Ye Fan continued to talk nonsense.

......

Hearing this, Zou Kai's face was even more ugly than eating, and he felt disgusted and nauseated just thinking about it.

Are you kidding?!

Let him drink the urine of an old man in his sixties for ninety-nine days, how can he accept this.

"Could it be...... Is there no other way?" he looked at Ye Fan and gritted his teeth.

"Hmph...... I've already told you the prescription, as for whether to cure it or not, it's your business, and it has nothing to do with me!"

As he spoke, Ye Fan immediately turned his head, as if he didn't want to say a word.

However, the corners of his mouth twitched at the moment, looking like he wanted to laugh and forcibly held back.

The so-called method of treating impotence with children's urine is all made up by him, in order to trick Zou Kai!

Prior to this, Ye Fan revealed his miraculous acupuncture skills, and in the hearts of everyone in the audience, it was simply Hua Tuo in the world.

So now, Zou Kai has no reason not to believe it!

If he really followed Ye Fan's words, after finding the old boy to drink urine for 99 days in a row, he found that his impotence had not improved, I am afraid that he would be so angry that he would vomit blood on the spot!

At this moment, a female voice broadcast sounded in the carriage:

"The train runs to the station in front of the station, which is the terminal station of this train - Huahai South Railway Station! Please be ready to get off the train, welcome to take our train again, next trip, goodbye!"

Immediately afterwards, some of the passengers who watched the excitement also returned to their seats and began to organize their salutes.

As for Zou Kai, he left the carriage in despair.

This time, he can be said to have lost his wife and soldiers!

Not only did he fail to catch up with Zhao Ling'er, but he knelt down and kowtowed in public, and was pointed out as a hidden disease of impotence, and became a clown who everyone laughed at!

However, he is also to blame for this fate, and he can't blame others.

A few minutes later, the train finally stopped on the platform, and a crowd of passengers rushed out.

However, as soon as he got out of the car, a voice sounded behind Ye Fan:

"Doctor Ye, wait!"