Flowers bloom on both sides,

Life is between Buddha and demons.

Floating like arrogance,

Why is it safe to flow the year.

This poem was the first time I met Lin Kun in Chongshi, the two lines of Buddhist verses on the pillar of the temple door, I didn't take it too seriously at that time, but when I really apprenticed to Lin Kun, I suddenly felt that the whole poem was completely written for Lin Kun.

After a moment of silence, Lin Kun looked sideways and asked me, "What did you just say?"

I reluctantly repeated, "I said, Master, when did you start falling in love with me?"

Lin Kun flicked the cigarette ash and sneered lightly: "I have never taken a fancy to you, you are selfish, disrespectful, and mercenary, that is, you were born in today's society, if you were born two years earlier, even if you are mixed with society, you will belong to the second or fifth boy." ”

"Uh.." Once again, I was speechless by his words.

Lin Kun bit the cigarette holder, squinted at me for a few seconds, and then spoke: "Wang Lang, born in your current era, you may feel that benefits are greater than favors, but let me tell you, no matter when you meet, the strength of the team is greater than that of the individual, you will feel tired, not because of other people who do not work hard, but because you hold the power too hard, try to relax, you will find that the world has completely changed." ”

I squirmed the corners of my mouth to defend myself, "Master, I.."

"Gotta get it, stop it. Lin Kun waved his hand impatiently and said: "I know that you must have a hundred reasons to fight with me, but what I want to tell you is that there are many people, you have to stand still, and if your heart is not moving, you will not be chaotic, if any cat or dog can make you mess up, then your achievements in this life are limited to this." ”

"Master, I.." I sniffled and continued to speak.

Lin Kun was a little displeased in an instant, flicked the cigarette ash, pointed at my nose and shouted: "Can you shut up, I have encountered countless people and things in my life, and I have never seen anyone who can mess around more than you." ”

"No, I.." I breathed a sigh of relief and continued to plead.

Lin Kun was also anxious, his eyes were narrowed, and he gasped for breath and shouted: "What's the matter with you, Lao Tzu is about to leave, can you stop listening to me, why are you so ghostly?"

"Oh. I stared at his ass and replied in frustration.

"Wang Lang, if you remember every word I said today, maybe no one will mention it to you again in this life. Lin Kun wrapped a puff of cigarette and said: "Strengthen yourself, only if you are strong enough, all problems can be solved, you are a sycamore, a phoenix will come to perch, you are the sea, and a hundred rivers will come to gather." ”

I rolled the corners of my mouth and nodded: "Well, I remember." ”

Seeing that my attitude was sincere, Lin Kun was in a better mood, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What did you want to say just now, hurry up and say it." ”

I squirmed twice and smiled dryly: "Master, you just threw the cigarette butt under your buttocks, I just want to ask if you are hot?"

"Huh?" Lin Kun paused slightly, then immediately stood up, and from my angle, I could clearly see a palm-sized hole burned out of the butt pocket of his jeans, and there was still faint smoke.

"I'm fucking my second uncle!" Lin Kun cursed, immediately covered his buttocks, and jumped back and forth a few times as if he was stepping on an electric door, and then pulled his legs and ran out of the door, shouting to "Sister Fugui" as he ran: "I'm waiting for you downstairs, you hurry up and come down.."

After Lin Kun ran out, "Sister Fugui" immediately leaned forward and leaned back with a smile like a man, and almost lifted the heart hair on her chest directly, that posture was definitely a hundred times better than that of my grandfather.