Chapter 797: The Poor Can't Afford to Wear Pants Anymore

"Yun Yun, how do you know that I am cultivating immortals?" Lin Hai was shocked in his heart, even if it was his parents and Liu Xinyue, he didn't say it, how did his sister know?

When Lin Yun heard this, she waved her little fist and couldn't help but exclaim excitedly.

"I really guessed correctly, brother, are you really cultivating immortals?"

"Shhh

"You dead girl, you want your brother to be caught as a guinea pig!" Lin Hai scratched Lin Yun's nose and pretended to be annoyed.

Lin Yun also suddenly lost her words, and hurriedly covered her mouth, her face panicked, and her two little eyes were floating around.

"How did you guess?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Yun's appearance, laughed for a while, and asked in a low voice.

"I saw all of them when you were in the Su family that day, just like those immortal cultivators I saw!" Lin Yun approached Lin Hai and said seriously.

"Uh...... "Lin Hai was speechless, why is this okay? It's all made up by the author, and you believe it? It's too naïve!

"Brother, do you want to teach me?" Lin Yun grabbed Lin Hai's arm, and her two beautiful eyes were full of excitement and expectation.

"I'll find you an exercise suitable for women to cultivate. "The Tao Te Ching he is cultivating now is not suitable for Lin Yun's cultivation.

"yes!" When Lin Yun heard this, she jumped so high with excitement that she was so happy.

"Let me tell you, don't tell anyone about this, including our parents, because it's not time to confess to them, you know?" Lin Hai said with a solemn face.

"Mmmmmm, I won't talk to anyone, don't worry!" Lin Yun nodded vigorously and promised.

Back at home, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and prepared to find the fairies of Heavenly Court to help Lin Yun buy a martial arts.

As soon as I opened WeChat, the sound of ding dong kept coming, Lin Hai looked down, I went, Sun Wukong actually sent a lot of good things to himself, it seems that this monkey has succeeded again.

Sure enough, there are still a few unread messages from Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Ahahaha, brother Xian, my old grandson went to steal them one by one according to your meaning, and the receipt was not small, hahaha!

Sun Wukong: Everything and I have sent to you, what are you going to do next, say it quickly!

Sun Wukong: You are talking, brother Xian!

Sun Wukong: Brother Xian, are you not here, you are not here? What to do in the future, my grandson can't wait!

Sun Wukong: Brother Xian, when you see the information, go back quickly, go back quickly!

Lin Hai looked at the time, it was all sent a day ago, at that time, he was still cultivating and healing, and he didn't hear a sound at all.

"With the monkey's frizzy personality, I guess I'm in a hurry now, right?" Lin Hai thought about Sun Wukong's appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks, and his heart was amused.

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, my little brother's mobile phone had no signal before, and I just received your message, don't blame it!

Sun Wukong returned to Lin Hai almost in seconds.

Sun Wukong: Brother Xian, you are here, and my old grandson is in a hurry! Now those immortals, the ants on the hot pot in a hurry, let my old grandson see it, and his heart is indescribably happy, hahahaha!

"I'll go, this monkey is simply gloating! Those immortals have repeatedly lost the birthday gifts prepared for the Queen Mother, can they not be in a hurry?"

Little Foolish Immortal: Great Sage, did the immortals doubt you this time?

Sun Wukong: There are naturally suspicions, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence!

"Just be suspicious!" Lin Hai smiled evilly, it seems that this plan is not far from success.

Little Foolish Immortal: Great Sage, in the past two days, I have specially stimulated those immortals who have lost things, such as pretending to lose their words, and inadvertently saying the names of their lost gifts, so that they will be more suspicious of you!

Sun Wukong: I know, I know! I'm going to do it, hahaha......

As soon as he finished the conversation with Sun Wukong, there was a ding-dong, and the sound of the promotion of the Heavenly Court trading group sounded, and Lin Hai opened it, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.

"This monkey is fast enough, and he fully understands his intentions, and he is smart enough!"

I saw that in the group, Sun Wukong directly attacked Mo Liqing.

Sun Wukong: Mo Liqing, bah, you stupid big man who guards the door, is ready to give the worn pants to the Queen Mother, isn't it shabby?

Mo Liqing: Sun Wukong, the great sage doesn't know anything, such as today's court prices are skyrocketing, but the salary of the security guard is not rising, and the four of us are already poor and can't afford to wear pants.

Thor: No wonder I went to work today, and when I saw that Mo Liqing was not wearing pants, I thought it was a new trend in Heaven.

Seven Fairies: Mo Liqing, I hate it, people still think that you are showing your capital to others.

Zhu Bajie: Seven fairies, I said sister, if you talk about capital, the entire heavenly court, who has my old pig is strong, get off work at night, do you have an appointment?

Nezha: I saw that Moliqing's capital is not as good as my dad!

Tota Heavenly King: Nezha, little bastard, what nonsense, haven't you finished your homework!

Tota Heavenly King: That, ladies and fairies, Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wu Ji, hehe!

Seven Fairies: Tota Heavenly King, Li Heavenly King, are you free, come out for a cup of tea?

Electric Mother: Tota Heavenly King, come to my house and let the old lady see, my old Lei is on duty today!

Lei Gong: Electric mother, Ah Dian, I'm also in the group.

Electric Mother: Lei Gong, dead ghost, Li Tianwang's surname is Li Bu's surname Wang, are you afraid of Mao?

......

Lin Hai saw that the building in the group was crooked, and the topic directly shifted to the Tota Heavenly King and the fairies, and he couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

Nima, this group of comics, can't you see the point? It seems that my brother has to come forward in person to dial it, thinking of this, Lin Hai directly entered the group Sun Wukong.

Little Foolish Fairy: Sun Wukong, Great Sage, Mo Liqing wants to give the Queen Mother pants, how do you know?

Lin Hai said this, and the group of teasers immediately reacted.

Mo Liqing: Monkey King, yes, how do you know?

Thor: Monkey King, yes, how do you know?+1

Seven Fairies: Monkey King, yes, how do you know?+2

Nezha: Monkey King, yes, how do you know?+3

......

The immortals who lost their birthday gifts immediately lined up in the group and questioned.

Tota Heavenly King: That, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing to do tonight, is there anyone who can come out and sit together and discuss life?

"It's almost the same as discussing the living, right?" Lin Hai laughed for a while, he couldn't imagine that the Tota Heavenly King, who looked serious, was also a flowery intestine, but unfortunately now the gods are questioning Sun Wukong, how can anyone take care of him?

Sun Wukong: Ahaha, my grandson naturally knows, because his pants are my grandson...... Oh!

Sun Wukong: It's not good, my old grandson suddenly has an urgency to urinate, goodbye, goodbye!

After speaking, Sun Wukong directly closed WeChat and rolled on the ground with laughter.

And the group suddenly boiled.

Zhu Bajie: Damn Bi Ma Wen, you really did it, even stealing other people's is okay, even my old pig steals, your six relatives don't recognize you!

Red Boy: My belly pocket was also stolen, and the monkey did it, and now people can only go to school bare-bottomed, and they are ashamed.

Seven Fairies: People lost another piece of neene yesterday, if you want it, just tell them directly, and people don't give it, so why steal it?

Tai Bai Xing: Seven fairies, cough cough, what is that, the old man also wants one......

Seven Fairies: Tai Bai Xing, the old cow eats tender grass, you? Do you want to be embarrassed when you are old? You are handsome, but you still think that you are strong and mighty like a young man? You look dignified, but what is in your head? Is it dirty or not? What would your son think if he knew? What would your daughter think? Do you know......

"I'll go!" Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the seven fairies on the screen, and admired it in his heart, Nima, this girl spoke too violently, and it is estimated that Tai Bai Xing will be directly killed!

Tai Bai Xing: Ahem, what, it's time to go home and change my granddaughter's diaper, you chat, I'll flash first.

Seven Fairies: Excuses, all excuses, stinky and shameless, the same as the God of Wealth!

Burst!

When Lin Hai saw this, he immediately burst out laughing, Nima, this unlucky God of Wealth, why did he lie down again.

Ding dong!

As soon as the news of the Seven Fairies was issued, a group message suddenly jumped out.

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and injured, and the Tao has been reduced for ten years!

Nima!

Lin Hai smiled directly and leaned back, this God of Wealth, there is really no one.

God of Wealth: Seven fairies, if you scare people, you will scare people, what does it matter to me!!

Seven Fairies: God of Wealth, hey, I thought you weren't there, but you kept peeping at the screen? Why are your thoughts so dirty, honestly, what else have you peeped on?

God of Wealth: I'll spy on your sister!

Seven fairies: All the immortals know that I have no sister, only six sisters who are like flowers and jade, empty and lonely, you obviously want to beat my sister's idea, you want to cover up, stinky and shameless, not a man!

Fortuna: You're not a man! None of your sisters are men!!

Seven Fairies: Nonsense, of course my sister is not a man, and you still need to say that Alzheimer's is you, right?

Ding dong!

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and injured, and the Tao has been reduced for ten years!