Text Text_Chapter 297 Master!

Chapter 298: "Grocery Store"!

"Master, why are you here?" Yang Qi asked with excitement on his face. After all, in Yang Qi's impression, Duan Lang was like a god-like existence. That temperament, that demeanor, that car skills...... Yang Qi felt that in his life, if he had one-tenth of Duan Lang, or even one percent, it would be enough to be satisfied.

"Oh, I'll buy a phone. Duan Lang said with a smile.

"Do you want to buy it for Shi Niang?" Yang Qi glanced Wu Shuang up and down, and said with a smile.

"It's none of your business, little brat, go aside. Glancing at Yang Qi indifferently, Duan Lang said.

"Master, don't you give the apprentice a chance to honor you?" Yang Qi was not angry at Duan Lang's behavior, and said.

"Don't give. Duan Lang said. Your uncle, drive a Lamborghini, accompany Lao Tzu to buy a mobile phone, when the time comes, those sexy dressed, dignified, and infinitely beautiful saleswomen look at you, or look at me? Besides, look at this Yang Qi, white and tender, it is simply a little fresh meat.

Although it is said that Duan Lang also has great confidence in his appearance and figure. But isn't it the world of little fresh meat now? The whole people are chasing after little fresh meat, and even Andy Lau will be defeated in front of people like Lu Han, forget it, forget it, wave his hand, and quickly send Yang Qi away.

"I'll go, I'll go, Master, don't get excited. Yang Qi smiled. "However, Master, there is something that you must be gracious about. ”

"Put. Sucked on a puff of cigarette, Duan Lang said.

"Thor Club, another game tonight......" Yang Qi said with excitement on his face. It's a pity that before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Duan Lang.

"Yang Qi, let me tell you, I don't have much interest in this kind of boring little game. Duan Lang said.

"No, Master. Yang Qi said with some regret.

"Yes. Duan Lang said.

"However, I have already signed up, if I lose, how ugly will it be? It doesn't matter what others think of me, but what I care about is what others think of you, Master. ”

"I don't care. Duan Lang said.

"But, the odds of 1:300. Yang Qi said. "I threw all the change I had into it, Master, you won't watch me starve to death, will you?"

"You smashed in, what's the matter with me? Hey, no, wait, what odds do you say?" Duan Lang asked.

“1:300。 Yang Qi said.

"You ......" Duan Lang took a deep breath, his face changed slightly, and his expression suddenly became a little angry, and said. "As the saying goes, a small bet is pleasant, a bet hurts the body, a strong gamble is gone, you are a little kid, you have a little pocket money, take it to buy some books, learn some knowledge, it is understandable, it is really not good, you go to drink, bubble girl, it is understandable, but, how do you take it to gamble? Last time I gambled, addicted?"

"Master......" Yang Qi said with sweat dripping down his forehead. The latest and fastest update "Then I, go and withdraw back?"

"Forget it. Duan Lang waved his hand and said. "Good horses don't eat grass, since you've done that, I'll go with you to see it that night." ”

"Thank you, Master. Yang Qi's face was full of excitement, and he stepped forward vigorously and hugged Duan Lang, if it weren't for Duan Lang's quick reaction and dodging Yang Qi's pig mouth in time, I am afraid that Yang Qi's mouth would have already hit his face. Your uncle, in broad daylight, in full view, you actually ...... glared at Yang Qi viciously, and after some scolding, Yang Qi left obediently. turned around and saw Wu Shuang standing beside him: "My buddy's child has a little problem with his brain, haha, haha." ”

"Your buddies' children are so old, and you're still single?"

"This ......"

"Something wrong with your brain, and you still drive a Ferrari?"

“......”

"What do you have to say, ......"

“......”

Duan Lang sweated like rain, he just said it casually. Why did Wu Shuang have to hold on to this problem? Finally, he could be regarded as foolish and passable. After all, there were some things about himself, Duan Lang didn't really want Wu Shuang to know. The two of them walked into a mobile phone store together, and the waiter quickly greeted them with a smile.

"Are you looking at your phone?" asked the beautiful waitress with a smile on her face.

"Yes. Duan Lang nodded.

"May I ask who uses it?" the beautiful waitress continued to ask, her eyes fell on Wu Shuang, and she praised her. "This young lady is so beautiful, it should be used by young lady, right? Our store has recently launched several new women's mobile phones, do you want to know about it?"

"It's not for her. The waiter was full of enthusiasm, and according to his previous experience, it was Duan Lang, the wronged man, who was ready to buy a mobile phone for the female friend next to him, who knows, just after walking a few steps, he heard Duan Lang's cold voice. The waiter's face was stunned, and he was stunned on the spot. But the embarrassment was only a flash.

"That should be sir, did you buy a mobile phone?" the waiter hurriedly smiled and introduced the money in line with the purpose that customers are God. "We have also recently launched several men's mobile phones in our store......"

"I don't use it. Duan Lang said.

“......”

It's not for her, it's not for you, so who uses it? The waiter was stunned on the spot.

"We're just here to buy a mobile phone and take it home as an ornament, can you recommend one for us?" Duan Lang asked.

"This ......" furnishings include indoor furnishings of plants, screens, calligraphy and paintings, antiques, and strange stones...... However, it was the first time that the waitress had heard that someone was preparing to set up a mobile phone.

"It's a bit weird to have a mobile phone in the room, of course, I'm just kidding. Duan Lang said with a smile. "Well, I'm going to buy a mobile phone for my sister. ”

"What brand does the gentleman like?" asked the waitress, gritting her silver teeth.

"Daxian. Duan Lang said. He doesn't know much about mobile phones, with Duan Lang's memory, a few years ago, when he saw his comrades-in-arms holding a mobile phone and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when they were on vacation, Duan Lang deeply remembered that the mobile phone brand was called Daxian.

"Sorry, we're a brand store, so we don't show the brand. The waitress said.

"Waveguide?" Isn't it often said in advertisements that the Bird phone, the fighter jet in the mobile phone.

"Waveguide has been discontinued. The waitress said.

"What? The fighter jets in the mobile phone have been discontinued, so what mobile phones are there?" Duan Lang said evilly.

"This ......" the waitress was a little speechless.

"Forget it, you guys can get me a Nokia. Although he was a little speechless, Duan Lang had no choice but to settle for the next best.

"Sir, Nokia is out of the market. The waitress said. She now feels that the man and woman are not here to buy mobile phones at all, but to make trouble.

"Then what do you have?" Duan Lang asked.

"We have apples, millet, hammers in our store......"

"Wait, wait, I'm here to buy a phone, why are you introducing me to the grocery store?"

"Sir, when am I going to introduce you to the grocery store stuff. The waiter was about to cry and asked.

"Then you say, can fruit be used as a mobile phone?" Duan Lang asked.

"No, you can't. The waitress shook her head.

"Can food be used as a mobile phone?" Duan Lang asked again.

"No, you can't. The waitress continued to shake her head.

"Can farm tools?" asked Duan Lang.

"Also, no. The waitress said.

"Then why did I say I want to buy a mobile phone, you recommend Apple, Xiaomi, and Hammer to me......"

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