"Thief God, you just play with me, right? Since I came to this world, you've never let me go well... Tell me, your good deed is complete, why do you think you're so stingy and you're going to cross me over?"

"Uh...... It's not easy to get a good situation in Europe, you stabbed me in the Ryukyus in the blink of an eye, I finally established an alliance with Prussia, and you turned around and stuffed me with a France as an enemy, you are addicted to playing with me?"

"Looking ahead, I bled and cried and fought for my life to fight for a Ryukyu, and the prime minister's seat was not hot, Tanggu, you stuffed me with a Jiao Si and bullied my family...... Well, by the way, and my daughter-in-law, I easily accepted a harem and got a large number of beauties in the garden, but I didn't stick a star, and I have to return it to you this time......"

"Am I easy? Do you say I'm easy...... Do you say it's easy for me? I owe you all my life. I'm almost exhausted, and I have to hold on...... "Why is this still singing?"

Xiao Lotian is not crazy, he is just drunk, in the tall stern building of the British merchant ship, there is a small single room next to the captain's room, which is where Xiao Lotian rests.

Four or five empty wine bottles rolled to the ground in the room, the round windows were opened, and the fishy sea breeze blew in from outside, and Xiao Lotian in the room was already singing with a whining voice.

Xiao Lotian himself in the cabin, at this time, even Hu Niu, Ping'er, and Ah Chou couldn't get close, and Hu Niu deliberately selected two British sailors who didn't know Chinese to stand guard at the door of the cabin, and she didn't allow the new army to approach here.

It's also strange to say that Xiao Lotian was very fond of drinking in his previous life, and at that time he went to Houhai Bar to soak when he had nothing to do, and his work also had to face customers often, and all kinds of entertainment continued one after another, and he had no less drunkards in his previous life.

But after the crossing, Xiao Lotian rarely drank a lot, and some of the entertainment scenes were only a shallow taste, and in the impression of the tiger girl, Xiao Lotian was so drunk that he only talked about wine two or three times.

But in Xiao Letian's power, there is a strange order, this order does not exist in any text, only in the oral tradition of the core members, it is said that the issuer of this order is Hu Niu, and it has been absolutely obeyed by everyone.

"If Xiao Lotian is drunk, no one is allowed to approach, let alone eavesdrop on Xiao Letian's drunken words, and violators will be punished for espionage. ”

The key to why there is such a secret order is because Xiao Lotian will say some very strange things when he is drunk, and even say some diagrams, as if he can see the future after drinking.

What is a tank? What is an airplane? Why is telegraph technology not as good as wireless technology? God knows what kind of technology wireless technology is?

It's not just weird things, Xiao Lotian sometimes sings some weird and indifferent sounds, some of which are extremely hooligan, all of them are Chiguoguo's You love me, I love you, I want to sleep with you or something. If this kind of thing is to be said, I am afraid that Xiao Letian's reputation will collapse like an avalanche.

It's more of a vocabulary that everyone can't understand at all.,What parallel world.,Interstellar crossing.,Quantum physics.,Ultraman vs. Little Monsters or something.,This kind of thing is very profound and lofty.,Just listening to the name, there is a domineering atmosphere that can change the human world.。

Hu Niu was the first to discover Xiao Letian's problem, and that was discovered when Taibai was taking care of the drunk Xiao Letian on the top, that is, since then, this virtuous helper has begun to connect with Xiao Letian's core lineage, and no one dares to disobey such a hidden military regulation that Xiao Letian has come up with.

Today, on the British merchant ship, Xiao Letian, who was in a depressed mood, fell ill again, and when he heard the bad news from East Asia, the love that had been suppressed for half a year suddenly broke out, and the anger accumulated by the expedition to Europa was all poured out at this moment through the strength of wine.

Xiao Lotian locked himself in the room before dinner, and poured bottles of state banquet wine sent from Italy into his stomach like drinking grape drinks, and Hu Niu sent him wine back and forth three times, each time he found that the wine on Xiao Letian's table was gone, but the dishes did not move a little.

"Coming to the Tiger Girl...... Don't go, sit down and listen to me... Do you know that this thief is bad and bad, he doesn't give me 100 points in every exam, in fact, I can give 100 points when my grades are full, but he just won't give me ...... He'll give me sixty, do you know, he's stingy......"

"Uh...... What's even more infuriating is still to come, do you know how he gave this sixty points? Hahaha, he first wrote 100 points, which made you full of joy, and then there were two big black crosses, and he changed 100 to 60 points, and you said he was not bad......

Xiao Letian grabbed his daughter-in-law's hand, put his forehead on his forehead, and said tiredly, "Tired, daughter-in-law, do you know? I am so tired that I can't feel pain anymore, I have a feeling...... The six realms of reincarnation have been countless years, and this life may be the most tiring, and my heart is tired..."

"Oh my God... Stop playing with me...... In the next life, I must remember to drink that bowl of Meng Po soup, we don't remember so many things, why are you so tired... Woo woo woo ......" said in the end, Xiao Lotian actually sobbed in a low voice.

The tiger girl was completely shocked, this time she was so scared by the gibberish that she almost fainted, she looked back and saw that the hatch was closed, and she was relieved.

Looking at the man lying on his lap and crying, Hu Niu trembled in distress, his man was really too bitter, peeling off the shiny shell outside, his heart was actually very weak, everyone thought that Xiao Lotian was the kind of emperor who would be like a great man, but Hu Niu knew that it was not.

This man has the same kindness as ordinary people in his heart, and also has the same troubles as ordinary people, he is not as others speculate about national events and the world situation all day long, his eyes are shining when he sees beautiful women, and he is willing to eat two more bites when he sees food, he doesn't stand when he can lie down, and he doesn't do less lazy things.

Only Tiger Girl Fuhui and them, only these women in the inner house, have seen Xiao Letian's weak side, and when this man stands outside, the whole world will pay attention to him.

Hu Niu gently stroked Xiao Letian's hair, and whispered in distress, "Why don't you ...... Otherwise, let's stop fighting...... There is too much money to count, and I can't spend it in a few lifetimes...... You still know so many big people, even if you retreat, I don't think anyone can bully us, but now the more you go up, the more enemies we have......"

"Ryukyu is not your Ryukyu alone, and the Qing Dynasty is not your Great Qing, we have already done our best, why do you bother to put yourself in......"

The more Hu Niu spoke, the more sad she became, and the last few tears fell on Xiao Letian's head: "Can we win? The French have joined forces with the Manchus, can we still win?"

Women's crying has always been a catalyst for men's high morale, and the tiger girl's crying has not been ten minutes before Xiao Letian suddenly raised his head, "Don't talk, keep crying, just cry slowly according to this tone......"

At this time, the drunkenness in Xiao Letian's eyes had dissipated most of it, and the wisdom of the past returned to him.

"Woooooooooo......oo What's wrong with you......? Woowoo...... You're pretending to be drunk?" Tiger Girl asked in a low voice as she cried.

Xiao Lotian smiled at his daughter-in-law, lowered his voice and said, "This is the territory of the British, do you think I will get drunk......?" Let's tell you the truth, I have already laid an ambush in Ryukyu, Tanggu, and Beijing, and the probability that we will successfully survive the crisis is very ...... I think it's at least eighty percent..."

"Woooooooooo......oo Eighty percent? Woo woo woo...... Don't scare me...... Really?"

Next door to Xiao Lotian, in the captain's room of a British merchant ship, two Britons in black suits were eavesdropping on the wall with a stethoscope-like device, one listening while the other took notes.

"Xiao Lotian was indeed drunk, he just seemed to have sung a strange tune, the melody was different from any song in the Qing Dynasty, but it was a little similar to European opera...... No, no, no, European opera will not have such boring lyrics..."

I really didn't expect that these two Britons were actually China experts, and their attainments in Chinese were quite high.

"Record, you hurry up and record...... Xiao Letian is scolding God, who is the God in Chinese's heart...... His wife was trying to persuade him, as if to persuade him to give up the struggle...... Oh, as expected by the Prime Minister, this Xiao Lotian is at best an alternative among the Qing people, and he is a hero in Asia, but compared to us Europeans, he is completely mentally retarded......"

Xiao Letian is really smart, he knows that the protection provided by the British has a price, the Earl of London, on the surface, is an aggressive and frivolous old man, but Xiao Letian knows in his heart that no one without real material can not become the prime minister of the British Empire, in order to deceive this gambling old guy, Xiao Letian worked hard.

Xiao Lotian knew very well that as long as his weak information was transmitted to London, as long as the Earl of Doubi knew that he was a weak East Asian politician, then Xiao Lotian would be able to get more help from the British.

Even if there is no actual support, at least the British will not be regarded as an important enemy, and only in this way can Xiao Lotian gain precious time for peaceful development.

Xiao Lotian pouted at the captain's room next door, and whispered, "My stupid daughter-in-law... I'll tell you the truth, I've already predicted the thoughts of all kinds of villains after leaving......

"It's a big deal, the resources I left in Asia seem huge, but they are nothing to me, and sometimes if you want to build a new world, you have to destroy an old world...... And this person who smashed the house must not be my ......"

Xiao Lotian suddenly straightened his waist, hugged the neck of the tiger girl, and a long French deep kiss was imprinted, "Baby...... If we want to achieve great things, we can't get too much dirt on our hands, and the real masters must learn to use the hands of the enemy to achieve our own goals......"

"Hehehe, now my good daughter-in-law, cooperate with me a little more, and let these Englishmen convince me that I am a drunkard...... It's been a long time since we've been intimacy......"

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