Chapter 303: Incontinence in Public!

Little white face?!

Hearing the words of the woman with heavy makeup, Ye Fan and Xiao Yunrong were both stunned, they never expected that the relationship between the two would be misunderstood.

At this time, the woman with heavy makeup crossed her waist with one hand, pointed to Xiao Yunrong's nose with the other, and said in a loud voice:

"Hmph...... I've just seen it, you take this little white face everywhere to buy clothes! As long as you give him to Miss Ben, money is not a problem!"

As she spoke, she took out a wad of gold cards from her pocket, there were more than a dozen of them, almost including all major domestic mainstream banks, as well as some foreign banks, which can be described as wealthy!

Ten minutes ago, when she was shopping, she accidentally caught a glimpse of Ye Fan, and she was completely fascinated by his figure!

She didn't know why, Ye Fan's appearance was not perfect, but the temperament revealed by him made her legs weak and gave birth to an unprecedented possessiveness!

She wants him!

After that, the woman with heavy makeup kept following Ye Fan, but found that Xiao Yunrong bought a famous brand for him and spent hundreds of thousands!

Such a move made her even more sure that Ye Fan was Xiao Yunrong's little white face!

So at this moment, the woman with heavy makeup could no longer restrain herself, and rushed out to "snatch food" from Xiao Yunrong's mouth!

On the other side, Xiao Yunrong looked confused, with her identity and appearance, how could she need to support a little white face?

Hook your fingers, I don't know how many men in the entire Hua Beach are willing to be her ministers!

And Ye Fan was embarrassed, he knew that it must be the "side effect" of the Heavenly Overlord that would make the woman with heavy makeup in front of him so crazy!

Ye Fan secretly said in his heart, it seems that when he goes out by himself in the future, he will have to wear a mask and sunglasses like a star, and dress up in disguise, otherwise he doesn't know what trouble he will cause!

......

At this time, the woman with heavy makeup saw that the two of them had never spoken, frowned, looked at Xiao Yunrong and said arrogantly:

"What? Don't you think the money is too little? Miss Ben has money! Make a price, how much does it cost, and you are willing to give me this little white face!"

When Xiao Yunrong heard this, a touch of frost appeared on her pretty face, and her phoenix eyes flashed with a seductive color, and she said coldly:

"This young lady, please be respectful, the relationship between me and Xiaofan is not the kind you imagined!"

As soon as these words came out, the woman with heavy makeup didn't believe it, clasped her hands to her chest, and chuckled:

"Cut! You liar! Do you think Miss Ben is an idiot? If this guy weren't for the 'little white face' you raised, you would buy him so many famous brands? I'm embarrassed to cover the white little face, are you afraid that others will not know about it?"

The voice of the woman with heavy makeup was high-pitched and harsh, which attracted the attention of many people around her.

Countless eyes fell on Xiao Yunrong's body, pushing her to the cusp of the storm at once.

Among them, there are also many male customers passing by.

Xiao Yunrong, who was already suffering from androphobia, seemed to be suffering a lot under the gaze of these eyes, her face was pale, her delicate body trembled, and the tip of her nose even had a layer of delicate beads of sweat.

The woman with heavy makeup got closer to Ye Fan, her face was full of covetousness, and she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.

Smelling the strong smell of perfume on her body, Ye Fan frowned, turned around and prepared to pull Xiao Yunrong away from this neuropathy.

Unexpectedly, the woman with heavy makeup grabbed his arm, her eyes lit up, as if she had found a treasure, and exclaimed in surprise:

"Tsk...... Little handsome guy, I didn't expect you to look very thin, but your muscles are so strong, obviously you are thin in clothes and have meat in your clothes!

Don't worry, as long as you follow Miss Ben, I will never treat you badly! Luxury houses, luxury cars, if you serve Miss Ben well, you can have whatever you want!"

Hearing this, the corners of Ye Fan's mouth twitched, and the center was completely speechless.

His right hand shook, he withdrew his arm from the woman with heavy makeup, took two steps back to keep his distance, and then said coldly: "I said Auntie, how old are you, don't you go home early to buy vegetables and cook for the children to help with homework, what kind of little white face are you?!"

"Big ...... Auntie?!"

Hearing Ye Fan's name for herself, the woman with heavy makeup was stunned at first, as if she couldn't believe her ears.

After more than ten seconds, she reacted, looked at Ye Fan and said angrily, "You...... Who do you think is the aunt? She's only 27 years old!"

"What? You're only 27 years old!"

Ye Fan pretended to exaggerate and raised his tone a little, his expression was incredible, as if he had seen something strange, he looked her up and down, and then continued:

"Oh, I'm sorry, at first glance, I thought you were 47! Auntie, ahhh

"You!"

The woman with heavy makeup was so angry that her face turned pale, like a cat with its tail stepped on, she was furious, gritted her teeth and said:

"Boy, how dare you humiliate me......! I see, you're trying to arouse my interest in this way! Very well, you've already provoked my desire to conquer! When I've 'wrapped' you, I'm going to make you kneel at my feet and sing "Conquest"!"

"I'm sorry, but you can't cover me! andโ€”I don't have contact with sick people!"

As he spoke, Ye Fan took a few steps back, with a look of disgust, as if there was some plague on the woman with heavy makeup.

"You-you dare to scold me for being sick? Fart! Miss Ben Bingqing Yujie, how can you be sick? You're the one who is sick!" said the woman with heavy makeup angrily.

"Oh?"

Ye Fan raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, outlining a weird arc, and jokingly: "Then let me ask you, have you been constipated for a long time recently, but you have an excellent appetite, and after every night, your lower abdomen swells for a while, and it is difficult to sleep?"

"You...... How do you know?!"

The woman with heavy makeup exclaimed involuntarily, and her face looked like she was alive.

"Huh...... I also know that you have a stomach and liver problem, if you leave it alone, it won't be long before the symptoms will become very serious, and even cause gastritis and hepatitis! If you don't believe it, you can press your middle navel acupoint and try it!" Ye Fan swore an oath.

"Mid-navel acupoint?!"

The female fox with heavy makeup was suspicious, not knowing where this acupoint was.

"The middle navel acupoint is on the anterior midline of the upper abdomen of the human body, that is, 4 inches above the middle of the umbilicus. Ye Fan said, gesturing at himself.

Seeing this, the woman with heavy makeup subconsciously pressed her mid-navel acupoint.

At this time, the movement here has attracted many customers to watch, and at least twenty passers-by gathered around, curiously stretching their necks and their eyes falling on the body of the woman with heavy makeup.

......

"Poof!poof!"

The next moment, a series of hurried voices came from behind the woman with heavy makeup, and the sound was a bit like a fart.

For a while, the face of the woman with heavy makeup changed greatly, and she was extremely embarrassed.

She only felt that her stomach was tumbling for a while, and the depression that had been blocked for a long time seemed to have finally found a place to vent, and it gushed out wildly.

"Puff puff puff !!"

Dense farts sounded, like machine guns, resounded in the arena.

Almost at the same time, a stench unimaginable to ordinary people also centered on the body of a woman with heavy makeup, and came madly in all directions.

It's hard to describe the smell in words!

It's like the smell of rotten eggs, meals that have been spoiled for a few days, rotten fish and rotten meat, etc., mixed together, magnified ten times, and it makes people faint!

For a while, the crowd of onlookers around hurriedly covered their noses with their hands, screaming and fleeing into the distance:

"Ah......hh What the hell is this?"

"This woman looks like a human, who knows that the ruffian is so stinky, it's really unseemly!"

"What the hell is this, it's a biological weapon!"

Hearing the cynicism of the crowd, the woman with heavy makeup was so ashamed and indignant that she wanted to immediately crack a big hole in the ground so that she could get in.

Immediately after, she looked at Ye Fan again, gritted her teeth and said, "Stinky boy, are you playing with me?"

"Hmph...... I'm here to save you, and if you don't get rid of those stagnation in your body, it won't be long before your body is endangered!

seemed to confirm Ye Fan's words, and the next moment, behind the woman with heavy makeup, there was a loud bang that shook the sky and the earth-

"Poof!"

The woman with heavy makeup only felt that there was something in her body gushing out like the Yangtze River bursting its banks, and she couldn't stop it at all.

Immediately afterwards, her body shook, and a puddle of yellow marks appeared at the position of the pi strands of the white dress, which was particularly conspicuous, and the smell became more and more intense.

In front of everyone's eyes, the woman with heavy makeup was directly incontinent!