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But all the old people who have followed Xiao Letian for a long time know that Xiao Letian often chatters, sometimes he will talk to himself and say something that no one understands, and if he drinks too much, he will say some prophecies similar to proverbs.
For example, the iron bird flies in the sky, and the battleship swims in the sea or something, but the brothers' suspicions gradually became solemn after the success of the predictions again and again, and the CIA even sent a special action team to collect and protect Xiao Letian's proverbs.
But it is very rare for Xiao Lotian to get drunk, except for some important victory celebrations, Xiao Lotian rarely gets drunk, so most of the time this action group has become a secretary and has become the writer of Xiao Letian's daily notes.
Xiao Letian is not only drunk and loves to talk nonsense, but also loves to change his face, and sometimes just said that he made a statement on a certain incident with a serious and murderous face, and as a result, he would become a hippie smile and cynicism after a second.
The people around this kind of nervous face change are used to it, but the foggy imp and Haruna have never seen it, especially the misty imp She just admired Xiao Letian's speech on the rise of feminism and the help of the Ryukyu cause, and was intoxicated, but in the blink of an eye, Xiao Lotian changed to a pig brother's face.
She is too familiar with this face, and when men are obsessed with their minds and don't want good things, it is this virtue that she has seen too much.
"Phew...... Stinky shameless!" The Misty Imp snorted and threw all the little worship he had just established into his heart into the Pacific Ocean.
But how did she know that Xiao Letian took the little emperor to Ryukyu and Fusang to study after the New Year, and he had not been close to a woman for ten months.
No one believes this, because Xiao Letian has been wearing the hat of a womanizer for several years, a double wife, and a beautiful woman in the entire Grand View Garden, which makes the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty and the rich people talk about it, and everyone envies his good fortune.
But everyone around Xiao Letian knows that adults are actually very soft on women, especially for those women who are already husband and wife, Xiao Lotian is even more unwilling to hurt.
There is also Fusang in the Ryukyus, it's not that no one has ever given a woman, but Xiao Lotian refused, he once said to Long Ye, "A man is lustful and not lewd, that is the big husband...... Reluctantly, the feelings bought with power and money are all fake, all deceptive, and there is no taste at all......"
"Besides, I'm crazy when I go out, and I'm going to kneel on instant noodles when I get home......"
What is instant noodles? Long Ye and those clerks looked at each other, and then the prime minister said what to kneel on? What kind of thing is that, stuffing fart? Could it be that the prime minister is as good as Long Yang? Good manhood......
At that time, Long Ye and the clerks were sweating with fright, and no one dared to record this sentence in the living note, and even Long Ye specially smuggled a few handsome rabbit ministers from Jiangnan, looking for an opportunity for the prime minister to see it unconsciously.
Long Ye and the others just wanted to try the prime minister's reaction, but after Xiao Letian watched the rabbit ministers who twisted their butts, he asked in surprise, "What are those boys doing......?
Long Ye is really evil, he may be weak-hearted, but he subconsciously answered the sentence "Ah...... Those were half-grown kids preparing for boot camp...... It is estimated that he has not suffered hardship, and the next plate is unstable......"
, it's really unstable, is there a stable rabbit in the lower plate? If you don't give the silver, it will naturally be stable, and the uncle with the silver will have already put aside his legs.
Xiao Letian nodded, "Well, I think it's also a lack of exercise, and the young man doesn't have any masculinity at all, so send me to the training camp to practice well......"
Several well-known rabbit ministers in the south of the Yangtze River were thrown into the training camp in such a cruel and inhumane manner, and as soon as they entered the camp, they saw hundreds of topless people screaming and fighting frantically...... Stinky man!
"Oh, my lord...... This has to be added to silver, why are there so many men...... We're all coming along, so we can't breathe...... Add money, add money!"
Long Ye didn't dare to look at a few of them, and he could only ask for the blessing of the gods and Buddhas in his heart, hoping that this group of rabbits would come out of the training camp alive.
Whether a few rabbits can survive in the training camp or not, Long Ye doesn't care that he is very pleased that the prime minister does not have a special habit, it turns out that the stuffed fart does not mean that, it is estimated that it is a proverb said by the prime minister again. Then record it, on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, the prime minister said that there is a three-word proverb of 'race fart', and there is no solution!
Later, Xiao Letian's closest subordinates also knew about their adults, and everyone knew that adults were lustful, and they were very pure lustful, that is, they would take a few more glances when they saw other girls, and they were really not the kind of nasty ruffians who took off their pants when they saw something good-looking.
Under the cynical appearance is actually a traditional heart, Xiao Letian's dependence on the women in the family is unimaginable in that era, many times the Jianghu tycoons who patrolled around the prime minister's bedroom heard the prime minister shouting his daughter-in-law's name in a dream, which shows the prime minister's dedication.
The husband and wife have not been reunited for nearly ten months, and now when they heard that the two ladies and the girls of the entire Grand View Garden had come to Ryukyu for the New Year, how could Xiao Lotian not be excited.
"Unshaded Assembly...... Unsheltered Assembly ...... The ...... of the Uncovered Conference" shouted the slogan of the Uncovered Conference in his heart, and the saliva at the corners of Xiao Letian's mouth flowed, but he seemed to have forgotten that in addition to the two ladies of Huniu and Fuhui, there was only one Qingwen he pushed.
It seems that the uncovered meeting of the three people can't be opened.
The route from Japan to the Ryukyus has been traveled for thousands of years, and the hydrological conditions here are familiar to everyone, and at this rate, the fleet will be able to see the port of Naha by tomorrow afternoon at the latest.
However, Xiao Letian's excitement was only a few hours later, when the fleet approached Kagoshima, the latest telegram came over, Xiao Lotian frowned when he saw it, he stuffed the telegram to Zaichun and sneered, "Your master in Beijing is not worried about you, he chased after him by boat, I thought he needed to prepare for at least a month, but I didn't expect it to be so fast?"
"Master Weng is coming?" Jae-chun became excited as soon as he saw the name on the telegram, but then his face became bitter again. I haven't seen him for nearly a year, and the little emperor is still homesick, Weng Tongyi is the master that the queen mother found for him, and it would be foolish to say that he has no feelings.
But Weng Tonggong is also famous for his strictness, and the education of the little emperor is completely old-fashioned, and every day is boring to write, endorse, and talk about classics...... Endlessly, without taking into account at all that the emperor was just an eleven-year-old child.
In contrast, Xiao Letian's education method is the best, edutainment and reading for an hour will definitely have a quarter of an hour of rest and relaxation, not only can you run outside, but you can even have dozens of bullets to go to the shooting range to have a good time, try to ask which child can refuse such an education.
"Master...... What can I do about this? If Master Weng takes my ancient Chinese test, I will be miserable, and I haven't memorized much at all!"
Xiao Letian glared at him: "What's wrong with memorizing ancient texts? How ancient does he want? Can ancient Rome and Greece do it?Plato Dialogues, Aristotle's Complete Works...... Or you recite Hegel and Kant for him...... They are all ancients, and there are ...... for all the ancients."
The little emperor was about to cry, "Master, don't make trouble, think of a way for me, otherwise he will have to go and sue my mother again!"