A man rushed to the market to sell pigs, and when it was dark and rainy, twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmer's house to spend the night. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The young woman said, "There is only one person in the house.

M: Please, big sister, give me a pig.

F: Okay, but there's only one bed in the house.

M: I'll go to bed and give another pig.

F: Agreed.

In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, and I went to sleep on you, but the woman refused.

M: Give two pigs.

Nu Yun, asked to go up and not move.

Shaoqing, the man couldn't help it, begged to move, but the woman refused.

M: Move and give two pigs. The woman agreed.

The man stopped moving eight times, and the woman asked why she didn't move?

The man said the pig was gone.

The woman whispered: Why don't I give you a pig......

After daybreak, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including 10 of the young woman's house) to the market.

......

I accidentally saw the above joke, which was the inspiration for the previous chapter.

Straight to the point.

In the evening, when Ye Xiong first went to work, Xia Xiaoyou told him that tonight was the last day of the night shift, and he would be transferred to the day shift tomorrow.

Ye Xiong called Chang Mei, the head nurse, and lied to her that there was something at home in the past few days, and she could continue to work the night shift for a few days.

Not many people like to work late, so it's easier to tune.

Ye Xiong continued to go up and down the night, from twelve o'clock in the evening to eight o'clock in the morning.

Since confessing to Duanmu Linglong, Duanmu Linglong has not actually troubled Ye Xiong, which made him a little surprised.

In the blink of an eye, it was time for the evening shift.

Ye Xiong returned to the inpatient building and found that Duanmu Linglong was still in the office and had not left.

It's twelve o'clock in the evening, what is she still doing here?

Due to the rare appearance of the vice president in the office, all the medical staff, including nurses and doctors, were all trembling and afraid to penetrate.

Ye Xiong groaned and walked in.

Seeing Ye Xiong come in, Duanmu Linglong looked up at him, stood up, and said, "Chen Yang, come to the office." ”

Dare her to appear here, she is specifically looking for herself.

After the two left, there was a whisper in the office.

"Guess, what is the vice president looking for Chen Yang for?"

"Could it be that they are in a relationship?"

", the vice president would take a fancy to a male nurse?"

"What's wrong with the male nurse, I think Chen Yang is very good, he is handsome, he is a man and responsible, although he is a little poor, not all men are born with golden keys. ”

"I guess, a woman like the vice president, the richer and more educated a man is, it will be difficult for a man to catch up with her, but some low-status junior staff can enter her eyes. I don't often write on the Internet, and some female presidents are soaked away by some little Diaos who have no money and no appearance?"

"Idiot, do you believe in the Internet too?"

......

Ye Xiong followed Duanmu Linglong to her office.

There is an office that belongs to her in the inpatient department, and sometimes she will make rounds here and rest in the middle of it.

"Close the door. Duanmu Linglong ordered.

Ye Xiong closed the door and even locked it, which made Duanmu Linglong stunned.

"Vice Dean, what's the matter with the third watch looking for me in the middle of the night, did you promise me to be my girlfriend?" Ye Xiong sat down on the chair in front of her and said with a smile.

Duanmu Linglong didn't speak, a look of disappointment appeared on her face, and even a little anger.

Syllable!

She picked up a folder next to her and threw it in front of Ye Xiong.

"The ID card is fake, the graduation certificate is fake, the home address is fake, all the information about you is fake, I want to ask, what exactly do you want to do, what is the purpose, if you don't tell the truth, I will make it impossible for you to leave this office. Duanmu Linglong said excitedly.

After drinking tea that time, Duanmu Linglong asked people to investigate this man named Chen Yang in private, and when they learned the truth, Duanmu Linglong was blinded.

I can't say that she is attracted to this man, but I have to say that this is the first man to break into her heart, the first man to make her remember when she sleeps at night.

His appearance, his temperament, his humility and arrogance in the face of himself.

Usually, he is like a pool of autumn water, with no lethality, but when it comes to an emergency, his domineering is suffocating.

That day, Ye Xiong confessed to her, saying that he went to the hospital as a male nurse to see her and get close to her, although she was mad on the spot, but after she went back, she was in an extremely weird state all day long.

I don't think about tea and dinner, I am in a trance, and I have no motivation to do anything, when she randomly typed these situations on Baidu, but there were two words that jumped out: the feeling of love.

Bullshit love.

She slapped the table on the spot, and the two have only met a few times, how can they feel in love?

Knowing that Ye Xiong was lying to her for everything, her heart was distressed all day, and she didn't know whether she was angry or sad.

So, she came to the inpatient department and asked to understand.

Ye Xiong took the folder on the desktop in his hand and looked through it casually.

Even if he doesn't look at it, he knows what's inside.

"I'm sorry I deceived you. ”

Duanmu Linglong's tears rolled in his eyes.

Growing up, she had never been deceived like this.

"Why?" she asked coldly.

It's all up to this, Ye Xiong doesn't want to hide her anymore, and he can't hide it, he even has some hope, hoping that Duanmu Linglong is what kind of sensible and righteous woman she is.

"I'm from the National Security Service, and your father is suspected of being involved in a terrorist incident, and I'm here to investigate her. ”

"No way, my father wasn't like that. ”

Duanmu stood up and said excitedly: "You must be lying to me, don't think I'll believe your nonsense, tell your purpose quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind." ”

Syllable!

Ye Xiong threw a notebook in front of her.

On the surface of the book, there are three big golden characters written: National Security Agency agent.

This book,The last time I went to the capital,Long Zaitian helped Ye Xiong make it up.。 Ye Xiong's investigation beast organization wants to use this kind of book, this book can prove his identity, and at a critical time, he can also mobilize the police force of a city.

Although Ye Xiong has never admitted that he is a member of the National Security Bureau, he still accepts it.

After all, it's a powerful proof of identity.

Duanmu Linglong took the notebook, glanced at it, and slumped into the chair.

"No way, you must be a fake. ”

"If you think this document is fake, I have nothing to say, okay, now I can only grieve you. ”

"What do you want to do?" Duanmu Linglong's face changed drastically.

Ye Xiong didn't speak, grabbed it with one hand, ready to control her.

At this most critical time, he absolutely does not allow any deviation.

Who knows, under one grab, I caught a void.

Duanmu Linglong turned around, not only dodging his grasp, but instead slammed his elbow into Ye Xiong's chest.

Actually knows martial arts.

For ordinary masters, maybe her sneak attack is still a little useful, but for Shang Yexiong, it is not enough.

Ye Xiong grabbed it simply, locked her arm, and with a slight twist, bent his arm to her back while pressing her against the table.

"You let go ......"

"I'm sorry. ”

Ye Xiong smashed his palm on the back of her head, knocking her unconscious.