Text Text_Chapter 212 You want to be beautiful!
Chapter 213: Police Flower Hands!
The clouds open and the moon is bright, the fog disperses, and the ice is released......
There is a misunderstanding, there is a condensing cloud, and it is unraveled!
Han Jianing went to work as always, and asked Duan Lang to accompany Zhao Yulin out for a walk, when Duan Lang and Zhao Yulin were about to go out, they found that they had no available transportation at all, and when his wife Han Jianing went out, he actually forgot the key to the sleeping Humvee that was going to leave the warehouse.
Coincidentally, at this time, the female tyrannosaurus Xu Qing called.
"Tyrannosaurus rex, what's the matter?" grabbed the phone, Duan Lang smiled.
"Female tyrannosaurus Nima......" Xu Qing directly scolded very angrily. Duan Lang, a beast, didn't he promise not to call himself a female tyrannosaurus? Why is he still called? Xu Qing's whole heart almost collapsed.
"Just kidding, just kidding. Duan Lang said with a smile. "I'll change my words, you say, will I call you Miss Xu or Sister Xu in the future?"
“……”
Miss, big sister?
What does this beast think of himself? Facing the phone, Xu Qing was speechless. She didn't know why, Duan Lang was already so shameless that she even took the initiative to call her.
Miss? Are you a miss? This word, which was originally used in Chinese culture for eternity a few years ago, is a very elegant word, but in modern times, it has been brutally ruined by others. Before the latest and fastest update, what kind of people were worthy of the word "Miss"? But now?
As for the eldest sister?
Is she Xu Qing that old? Although she has a personality like a man, she has always cared about these things, but after all, she is still a woman in her bones?
"Silence is acquiescence, it seems that you can't put down these two titles of mine, and it's hard to make decisions. Duan Lang said with a smile. "Otherwise, let's synthesize these two words and call you Miss Xu, right?"
"Bastard ......" Xu Qing couldn't help but roar at the phone.
"What, you're going to let me call you a bastard in the future?" Duan Lang was taken aback and said with some embarrassment. "Although it is said that compared to the name I gave you, it is not elegant, it is detrimental to morality, and it hinders elegance, but well, what I like to do the most is to obey my words, especially since I was a child, I have been full of awe for the glorious profession of the people's police, whether it is the words of the police uncle or the police aunt, I regard it as the truth, then, will I call you Xu bastard in the future, or bastard?"
"Scum...... "Xu Qing couldn't bear it anymore and scolded.
"What? Changed again? Changed to scum?"
"Poultry ......" Xu Qing didn't scold the beast yet, and immediately understood the reason, and was afraid that Duan Lang would make a fuss about it again, so he quickly shut up, although he was angry in his heart, but he was really helpless, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a positive way. "You might as well call me by my name. ”
"Name?" Duan Lang said with a smile. "Is it a young lady, a big sister, a bastard or a scumbag?"
“……”
"Hey, why didn't you speak, what the hell is your name? Hey......"
Duan Lang still wanted to continue talking, who knows, there was a busy sound on the phone, and when he looked at it again, Xu Qing had already hung up the phone, shook the phone a little puzzled, and said to himself: "Obviously you want me to change my words, why don't you admit it now?"
"Brother, is that the sister from yesterday?" Standing beside Duan Lang, Zhao Yulin asked seriously.
"yes, it's just vexatious. Duan Lang muttered before he said. "Let's go, let's go buy some groceries, leave her alone. ”
"No, you can't. Zhao Yulin said. "What if, what if Sister Xu has something to do with you? Last night, didn't you ask her to help me open an account last night?"
"Oops. Duan Lang slapped his head violently. "How did I forget this stubble. ”
If Zhao Yulin wants to enter a cram school in Rongcheng and can successfully take the college entrance examination, he must have a hukou here. Her current household registration is with her eldest brother and sister-in-law, according to Zhao Yulin's current relationship with her eldest brother and sister-in-law, it is impossible for them to go through the household registration transfer procedures for her, I am afraid that they will be eager to directly arrest Zhao Yulin back.
Under such circumstances, Duan Lang asked Xu Qing to help handle Zhao Yulin's account.
Xu Qing called just now, I was afraid that it was because of this incident, but Duan Lang forgot about it for a while.
Quickly pick up the phone and dial Xu Qing's number directly. It's just that the first time he called, Xu Qing didn't even think about it, so he hung up directly. Hit again, Xu Qing hung up again, continued to fight, continued to hang. This woman, with such a big temper, Duan Lang was full of remorse, and when he was thinking about what to do, he saw that Xu Qing had already ridden a motorcycle and appeared outside the Caotang Spring Villa in a hurry. Duan Lang grinned, grabbed Zhao Yulin's hand, and ran out.
"Duan Lang, you are the miss, you are the bastard, you are the scumbag...... As soon as he got out of the car, Xu Qing almost didn't give Duan Lang any time to react, so he directly rushed towards Duan Lang, such a move really made Duan Lang startled, quickly let go of Zhao Yulin, and quickly stepped forward, facing Xu Qing's fist, one hand took advantage of the situation, and went all the way along Xu Qing's arm, originally preparing to detain Xu Qing and subdue this girl directly.
Who knows, Xu Qing seemed to be aware of Duan Lang's movements early on, and his other hand quickly clenched his fist and swung it out, where was Duan Lang willing to eat a punch for no reason, when Xu Qing did this, both hands struggled to resolve Xu Qing's fist style, maybe it was too much force, those hands turned out to be directly forward, and after defusing Xu Qing's attack, they directly grabbed a soft place on her chest......
After this scene, the eyes of the two people widened almost at the same time!
Xu Qing lost his mind for a while, and when he reacted, he quickly took a few steps back, and his face suddenly flushed infinitely. Duan Lang is a beast, he did it on purpose, it must be on purpose. I grabbed my chest just now, and I pinched it very hatefully......
Shameful.
Damn it.
Hateful.
……
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Taking a deep breath and swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Duan Lang was extremely embarrassed, and said apologetically.
"Misunderstand your size. Xu Qing said angrily, then took out his baton, and was about to pounce towards Duan Lang.
O Nima!
Duan Lang couldn't help but be frightened for a while, Lao Tzu is not a prisoner, you actually used a baton to Lao Tzu...... Although he Duan Lang is a little unlearned and unskilled in recruiting bees and butterflies on weekdays, no matter how he says, he is also a good citizen who abides by the law, adheres to justice, and acts bravely.
"Whew!"
A baton swung directly at Duan Lang, and the baton and the air snorted with a loud sound.