saw Fairy Chang'e drooling in front of a stall selling fried buns, and looked at the freshly baked fried buns with bright eyes.

The boss smiled and said, "Miss, let's have a few steamed buns to eat!

Fairy Chang'e wiped her saliva and said a little shyly: "I'm sorry boss, I don't have ...... money."

Sun Wukong walked over and said with a smile: "Fairy, how can you eat steamed buns without money in this mortal world?

After speaking, Sun Wukong ran to a square and began to play a set of monkey boxing crackling.

Although it is said that the fight is a tiger and a tiger, but the people who pass by don't even see it squarely.

Where do others think he is exercising?

This can make Sun Wukong anxious!

When I learned scriptures in the west, I didn't know how many full houses I had won and how many fates I had won by this monkey fist, why didn't I see any of them now?

Now after going down to earth, there is no way to open the valley, how can Fairy Chang'e stand it if she doesn't eat?

I have to find a way to take care of her, and the province will blame me again if I go back to the immortals. ”

Gollum......

Sun Wukong's stomach protested.

Sun Wukong, who has not been hungry for tens of thousands of years, couldn't help but hold his stomach and look around sneakily.

Call~~~

Fortunately, no one was watching him.

If it is known that he is a dignified Monkey King playing monkey boxing in the square, and no one will watch him when he is finished, and he can only go hungry, then he will not be ashamed!

"Great Sage, give you two buns to eat. ”

At this moment, Fairy Chang'e came over with a smile and a bag of steamed buns while eating.

"Where did you get the money to buy buns?" Sun Wukong said in surprise.

"The boss sent it, I said I didn't have any money, and then smiled at him, and he gave me so many buns. Fairy Chang'e said.

it!

Sun Wukong was speechless!

Lao Tzu is desperately performing arts, and he can't earn a dime!

People just smiled at the boss and had buns to eat!

This Nima is so unfair!

"Hey, it seems that the showmanship is not going to work. Fairy, you wait a minute, wait for my grandson to go to some fate, and save enough money to go to Jiangdong. ”

About half an hour later.

didn't ask for a dime, and encountered a lot of white-eyed Monkey King, and walked back depressed.

"How's it going, Great Sage?"

"Not to mention, the current mortals are so disrespectful to the monks, I haven't even melted a copper plate. ”

"What then?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and saw a student dressed not far away, with a sign in front of him kneeling there to ask for money, and he had an idea.

He took out a piece of cardboard from the garbage can, wrote a string of golden words on it with a golden hoop stick, and held it up in his hand.

After a while, sure enough, a lot of people came around and pointed at Sun Wukong.

"I'm Monkey King, I'm down to earth now, and I'm short of money. You give me a hundred dollars, and when I go back, I will immediately go to the underworld to find the king of Hades to erase your name and ensure your immortality!"

When they saw the content on the sign, everyone burst out laughing.

"Damn, this guy is so funny!"

"It can't be a liar, right?"

"Pull it down, how can there be such a mentally retarded liar!"

"It must be performance art, or advertising a product. You see if he has a QR code on him. ”

"The current manufacturers are really retarded in marketing and publicity!"

……

Everyone thought that Sun Wukong was engaging in propaganda or performance art.

As everyone knows, they missed a chance to live forever.

Another half an hour passed, and no one gave money.

There were even two naughty children who also stood beside Sun Wukong with signs.

"I'm Lord Yama, give me ten yuan to help you cross your name off the book of life and death, don't ask me why, because there is no middleman to make the difference!"

"I'm a book of life and death, give me five dollars, and I'll cross your name off me! Don't ask me why I'm so cheap, because I'm a factory direct seller!"

Two children on the left and one on the right plus Sun Wukong made everyone laugh.

But this made Sun Wukong angry!

The sign shook the ground and walked back depressed.

"Great Sage, don't be angry, why don't I try it?" said Fairy Chang'e.

"You, fairy, it's not that my grandson looks down on you, this kind of thing, I did it every day when I went to the west to learn scriptures.

If you haven't been in love once, you won't be able to!

It's better to wait for my grandson to rest for a while, and then think of a way. Sun Wukong said slightly contemptuously.

"How do you know I can't do it if you don't try?" said Fairy Chang'e, pouting in disbelief.

"Hahaha, my grandson has turned into tens of thousands of times, of course I know!

If it doesn't work, you have to help me ask a fairy friend and ask him to write a song for my grandson to perform on stage?" Sun Wukong said with a smile.

How can a weak woman who has never opened her mouth and asked for money ask for money!

What's more, it's the mortal world that is so indifferent now!

Kill Sun Wukong and don't believe that Fairy Chang'e can get money!

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Fairy Chang'e seemed to be angry, picked up the sign on the ground, and wiped it with the immortal method, and the golden font on it immediately changed.

Then, Fairy Chang'e stood in the square with a sign.

Sun Wukong glanced at the words on the sign, and almost fell down without laughing.

I saw six words written on it - "I'm Chang'e, give money!"

Hell if someone can give money to this Nima!

I am a dignified Monkey King, and I promised to help immortal and no one gave me money, you are just a low-level fairy, is it possible that you can be bigger than my Monkey King?

Ten minutes later......

Fairy Chang'e was once again surrounded by people.

"This young lady is so beautiful!"

"What is this doing? Is it performance art again?"

"I guess it's cosplay!"

"If Chang'e really exists, I'm afraid she's so beautiful!"

"Pull it down, how can Chang'e be as beautiful as this young lady!"

"She said 'give money' on it, and she was probably cosplaying. ”

"This look, this figure, I gave it a hundred yuan!"

"Cut, 100 yuan? Lao Tzu will give 200!"

"You insulted my goddess, didn't you? 200 yuan, you are embarrassed to take it if you don't have 500!"

"I'll give a thousand!"

"Lao Tzu specially give three thousand!"

"Don't rob anyone from me, I'll give 10,000!"

……

These men who are bewitched by Chang'e's beauty are scrambling to give money!

It seems that if you give it slowly, if you give it less, it is a blasphemy against Fairy Chang'e.

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded!

Your sister's!

Why do all these stupid mortal men give money like crazy!!

(End of chapter)