Chapter 242: Eating Chickens and Destroying Traces
Dong Lei was even more nervous, trembling with fright, stepped forward with two steps on his knees, grabbed Gu Changsheng's skirt and said, "Lady, the phoenix divine bird is an auspicious spiritual creature from the sky, and disrespectful words are blasphemous, let alone killing!"
"Lady, my mother said, the words of ghosts and gods, it is better to believe it than not to believe it, this phoenix can never be killed!"
Ning Er on the side also looked very nervous.
She took these two phoenixes from the county king's mansion, but she didn't want the immortal lady to make a tooth sacrifice, what should I do?
She suddenly remembered the worried look on Yuanbao's face when she opened her mouth to ask for the phoenix.
Sure enough, Yuanbao's worries are right, Changsheng Niang, that is a person who does not arrange to play cards!
Have you ever seen a boiled phoenix? She has lived so long, but she has never even heard of it, let alone seen it!
Gu Changsheng looked at the family in front of him very sadly, the bitter and hateful mysteries, as if she had done something extremely evil!
God knows, she was wronged!
"Mother, can phoenixes also be eaten?" The little meat bun covered his little belly, staring at the two phoenixes in front of him with big black eyes, with a puzzled expression.
Gu Changsheng nodded very affirmatively, "If all the phoenixes are like this, it's a pity not to go to the dinner table!"
"Why? Why didn't Grandpa Song and Aunt Lei agree to eat it?" the little meat bun blinked, he ate radishes for breakfast this morning, and it was all radishes!
Gu Changsheng glanced at Song Bo and Dong Lei, who were almost protecting the two "phoenixes" behind him, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Because they don't know!"
"Huh?" Gu Ze, the little meat bun, was even more puzzled.
Gu Changsheng raised his foot and kicked Dong Lei, who was holding on to the hem of her skirt, to the side, a trace of helplessness flashed between his eyebrows, and pointed to the two big phoenixes that were one and a half meters long and spoke, "The old lady will let you have a long experience today, there are chickens in Qinghai, the name is brocade! The brocade chicken has a golden yellow filamentous feather crown, the back of the neck shawl is orange-brown, the whole body is colorful, the tail feathers are red like fire, these two are more than four feet long, and they are obviously big fat chickens!"
"Uncle Song, Xiao Leizi, do you understand?" Gu Changsheng raised his hand and wiped the golden chicken again, and put his hand in front of them, "Do you see the gold dust on this? If they are really legendary phoenixes, do they still use gold dust to decorate the façade?"
Song Bo and Dong Lei's faces changed, and they didn't understand for a while.
But the shiny gold dust on his lady's hand is really placed in front of them, if it is a real phoenix, it seems that there is really no need for this......
Gu Changsheng looked at the room full of people, except for her precious son, who had a good receptivity, the other three were all dumbfounded, and couldn't help but shake their heads sympathetically.
God is pitiful, the phoenix has become a chicken, this gap is not small, and the three of them are so scared that they can't close their mouths.
"So this is not a phoenix, but a golden chicken?" Song Bo pointed to the two "phoenixes" in disbelief, with a look of surprise.
"Yes!" Gu Changsheng replied directly.
"So, with the phoenix coming to the ceremony, the auspicious scene of a hundred birds descending from the sky is fake?"
"Admittedly!" Gu Changsheng was not ambiguous, and replied simply and neatly, without dragging the mud and water at all.
Then Song Bo, who was still kneeling, suddenly sat on the ground with a look of disgrace and disbelief.
"A good phoenix, how did it become a chicken? Lady, are you mistaken, no matter how you look at this, they are all legendary phoenixes!" Dong Lei couldn't believe such a fact in front of Jin Fan.
Such a beautiful phoenix, it is not a phoenix!
She didn't believe it!
"That's the way it is, the golden rooster does resemble the legendary phoenix. Gu Changsheng spread his hands indifferently.
In modern times, the golden pheasant is killed on a large scale because it is beautiful, and it is in danger of extinction, and it is a national second-class protected animal, and she Gu Changsheng will never admit her mistake!
Sure enough, it is still a legendary existence in life, and it is far from real life!
Gu Changsheng couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart.
It's better for people to live realistically, not too mysterious!
"But, why did His Royal Highness King Mu Jun do this?" Song Bo on the ground suddenly raised his head and looked at his lady suspiciously, he is not a dead-brained person, his lady is convincing, but if this phoenix is a golden chicken, then His Royal Highness King Mu Jun, who knows the truth and creates the illusion of auspiciousness from the sky, what is he for?
Gu Changsheng blinked a pair of Danfeng long eyes and shrugged his shoulders, "Who do you ask me and I ask?" I'm afraid only the demon himself knows about this!"
Why did Zhou Mu pretend to be a ghost to come out like this, Gu Changsheng was also very puzzled in his heart.
Is it to achieve the girl of the Huo family?
It shouldn't be......
There was a sudden silence in the room, and everyone present was speechless.
I don't understand! Circles of question marks hung on their heads, especially Ning Er, at this moment, his face was very exciting.
The lord of her family, who is like a god's mansion, really did this kind of thing of pretending to be a ghost?
What the hell is going on?
Gu Changsheng is the person who will not waste brain cells because of inconsequential problems, if he doesn't understand, he decisively doesn't want to, staring at the two big golden chickens, and he opened his mouth in a good time, "Okay, even if the demon is extremely poor and boring, he won't do meaningless things, his actions must have his deep meaning, he doesn't say that we don't ask." ”
"But these two golden chickens who have just played the role of phoenixes, the task is completed, and they are probably going to destroy the corpses!"
When Gu Changsheng said this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and he rubbed his hands.
Believe her, she is happy to do the manual work of destroying corpses and destroying traces!
Gu Changsheng couldn't help but swallow his saliva, she was so hungry, she could really do it for her!
Eat them! In ancient times, this was not a national second-class protected animal! She didn't believe that the imperial court would be idle to protect animals! This was a golden pheasant! A fighting chicken among authentic pheasants! It's a pity not to eat it!
Even if she doesn't eat it, it is estimated that these two chickens will be destroyed and wiped out, what a waste!
It's shameful to be wasteful! Gu Changsheng felt that she should give full play to her good character.
"It's so happily decided, we can't spoil the big thing of the demon, and quietly eat chickens for him to extinguish the traces! Xiao Leizi, set up a pot to boil water, leave the feathers of these two brocade chickens, I want to make a brocade feather screen, and cook the meat for me! Secretly act, move quickly! I'm dying of hunger!" Gu Changsheng made a decision, holding his stomach and ordering Dong Lei, who was still sitting on the ground.
"Boiled, cooked, boiled, eaten, quack!"
Dong Lei got up from the ground in a panic and hurriedly spoke, "Lady, chickens, ducks, fish, slaves and maids have killed a lot, but slaves and maids can't kill phoenixes!"
Gu Changsheng immediately glared when he heard this, "I said that this is not a phoenix, this is a golden chicken! A white horse is a horse, and a golden chicken is also a chicken! Don't look at the two of them, they occupy a large area, but the long tail alone accounts for most of it, and if you go to the tail, it is really just a slightly larger chicken! Haven't you killed a chicken?"
Hearing his wife's question, Dong Lei nodded intuitively, "The slave maid has killed chickens......
But I've never killed such a big, phoenix-like chicken......
"Kill the chicken how you want! I still need to teach it?" Gu Changsheng didn't give her a chance to finish speaking, waved his hand, and said arrogantly, "Move quickly, don't make it known to everyone, so as not to spoil the evil thing, let's eat our chicken, and by the way, help him destroy the corpse, it's not too good for both worlds!"
Dong Lei looked at his own lady and threw down such a sentence, picked up the little boy and walked out, hurriedly followed two steps, and wanted to refute.
But Gu Changsheng didn't pay attention to this, he waved his hand very impatiently, and said without replying, "It's not good to cook a chicken, Xiao Leizi, I raise you every day, is it really just to raise fat?
"Woo......" Dong Lei looked at the figure that disappeared outside the door, wanted to cry without tears, and looked at Song Bo and Ning Er for help.
Under her gaze of asking for help, Ning Er's reaction was very direct, and with a dodge, the person disappeared on the ground.
Oh my God, she doesn't want to be involved in cooking phoenixes, even if they're not phoenixes!
Seeing that Ning Er was running away, Dong Lei grabbed Song Bo, who also wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to run away, and said to Ai Ai, "Uncle Song, I don't want to be cooked, so I can only cook them......!"
God, she actually wants to kill such a phoenix-like golden chicken, God won't come to Dao Tianlei to directly split her, right?
Seeing this, Uncle Song looked defeated, looking at the poor Dong Lei, after all, he couldn't bear to bear such a sin alone.
"Let's go, I'll help you kill the phoenix!" Song Bo dragged Dong Lei and approached the two golden chickens.
He's so old, let's do evil!
Seeing this, Dong Lei was grateful, clasped his hands together and prayed secretly: Mother, you have to bless me with the power of heaven not to offend the gods......! Can those who don't know not blame it?
Song Bo and Dong Lei worked together, carrying the people in Fuzhong behind their backs, to complete the great cause of killing chickens and cooking chickens.
In less than an hour, Dong Lei's private royal kitchen came with bursts of meat aromas.
In the ten-inch cauldron of Nuoda, there is a lot of chicken soup, which is enough for the whole family!
A certain prince who was hungry and was a doorman at the back door, possessed by a dog's nose, sniffling his nose and smelling the vague fragrance from afar, blinking his mouth and increasing saliva secretion, "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant! It must be Gu Changsheng's tigress who is opening a small stove behind someone's back!"
"The master knows that she will never eat turnips, and it will be seen that the master will not catch the evidence that she eats alone!"
As he said this, Zhou Zongbao sniffed and ran towards the place where the fragrance came from.