"Then I'll tell you a joke. ”

Ding Ningqian's donkey skills were poor, so he could only squat next to her with a bitter face to accompany her, and it took a long time to hold back such an idea, and seeing that Xiao Nuo still ignored him, he said to himself:

The woman said, "Husband, I want to eat instant noodles." The man said, "I'll cook it for you." The woman said, "I don't want to eat our brand." The man said, "Then I'll go out and buy it." The woman replied: After cooking, the house is full of instant noodles, and it smells bad to death. The man sighed and said, "Then I'll take it back for you after soaking it." The woman pouted and said, "It's not delicious when it's cold." The man said helplessly: Then let's go out to eat. The woman shook her head: It's too cold outside, and I'm too lazy to go downstairs. My husband was a little angry: What do you want to do? My wife said coquettishly: I want to eat instant noodles...... That's how men are driven crazy. ”

"Flutter!" I don't know if Xiao Nuo's smile is too low, or Ding Ning's crying expression is very coke, or if she thinks that the man in the joke seems to be talking about himself, in short, she did laugh.

"Oh my mom, you don't cry anymore. ”

Ding Ning breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been amnestied, coaxing a woman was more tiring than fighting.

"Hmph, I'll spare you this time, and next time, I'll cry to death to show you. ”

Xiao Nuo wiped away his tears, glanced at him coquettishly, and suddenly felt that his expression and words seemed to be a little too ambiguous, and he turned his head in a panic, and when he turned his face again, he had recovered his coldness.

The speed of this change of face made Ding Ning amazed, and asked curtly, "Are you cold?"

was originally a sentence of concern, but he asked about the obscene taste, Xiao Nuo's cheeks turned red, grinding his teeth and said viciously: "You still say?"

"Well, when I didn't ask. Only then did Ding Ning remember that people's pants were still wet, and he accidentally touched people's sensitive places again.

He didn't really think about it in that way, but people thought so, and he didn't have the slightest temper, the trick of crying and killing was too ruthless, and it was his nemesis.

Feeling that the paralysis was gone, and his strength had recovered, he nodded and led the way in front like a little two.

Fortunately, there was no fork in the road, and the cave became wider and wider, and Ding Ning had completely overturned the assumption that this was once an air-raid shelter at this time.

But if it was an ancient tomb, it didn't look like it, so far he hadn't seen any traces of the tomb, but it looked like a huge underground passage.

Xiao Nuo kept shining around with a flashlight to prevent the bat king from coming to attack suddenly, and he was secretly glad that he didn't bet with this guy again, otherwise he would be tricked into kissing again.

But as soon as she remembered that she owed him a kiss, she panicked for a while, peeking at his handsome back, and her beautiful eyes flashed with a strange brilliance.

If it weren't for that person, it would have been fun to be with him.

Oh, Xiao Nuo, what do you think, he's just a stranger you met by chance, and you don't even know his real name.

After today, you won't have any more crossovers, forget about it!

I don't know why, when she had this thought, her heart was inexplicably sour, and her eyes became a little gloomy.

There was a slight sound in the distance.

"Not good!"

Ding Ning suddenly stopped and snorted, and his face became extremely ugly.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Nuo was so worried that he didn't pay attention, and hit his head on Ding Ning's back.

Ding Ning grabbed her hand with his backhand and hugged her in his arms, making her stiffen, and thought resentfully, this guy wouldn't want to fulfill the gambling contract at this time.

Well, anyway, this debt will have to be repaid sooner or later, and it doesn't matter if it's early or late, just come if you want to.

Xiao Nuo's face pursed his mouth with a blushing face, and there was a faint hint of expectation in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Ding Ning suddenly squatted down, held her ass and separated her legs to let her ride on his shoulder.

Xiao Nuo was ashamed and indignant, and secretly slandered to himself, how old are people, and they still play the game of riding a peeing neck, not to mention wetting their necks, they are really ashamed.

But Ding Ning's next words made her hands and feet cold, and her thoughts disappeared: "We are surrounded by a large group of mice, you must be afraid of mice, so you are on my shoulder, I will carry you away, don't be afraid." ”

Xiao Nuo's flustered heart miraculously stabilized, and a warm current was born in his heart, and he asked in a gentle tone that he had never had before, "Then what should you do?"

"I'm fine, these rats can't stop me!"

Ding Ning was sure of what he said, but in fact, he was also hairy in his heart, and with his eyesight, he could already see those mice.

Although he didn't have a phobia of denseness, there were tens of thousands of mice gathered together, and the small mung bean-like eyes flashed with an eerie light in the darkness, which still made his scalp tingle for a while.

The only thing that relieved him was that these rats were ordinary rats, and he couldn't even bite through his artificial skin, and if they were as powerful as vampire bats, he would have to turn around and run for his life.

"Grandma, that guy is really evil enough, not only can control cats, but also bats and mice, I hope there are no snakes here......"

Ding Ning complained quietly, but before he could finish speaking, his face changed, and he couldn't wait to slap himself, this broken mouth is really a good and bad spirit.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and countless long insects came out of the darkness behind the rat swarm.

Not only snakes, but also spiders, scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches, and all sorts of strange insects.

The number is not very large, but when they are gathered together, it is a proper Zerg army, Ding Ning beat a drum in his heart, who is the opponent? How can he be so evil that even the insects can control it?

He really wanted to turn around and run immediately, not because he was afraid, these insects couldn't help him, mainly because they were too disgusting.

But before he could turn around, he found that the path behind him was also blocked by those disgusting things.

What's more, he was surrounded by these things, Ding Ning took a deep breath, and regardless of Xiao Nuo, who was already stunned, he pulled out a large folding knife and prepared to fight hard.

But he soon found that with a flurry of hurried whistles, the rats, snakes, insects, and the like were only surrounding them from a distance, but instead of attacking as he thought, they writhed a little restlessly, as if they were resisting something.

Ding Ning's heart moved, it seemed that even if the mysterious person could control these things, he would not be able to control them like his arms like controlling the black cat, and he could only affect them to a certain extent through sound.

This gave rise to a hint of schadenfreude in his heart, and it was better if these things were killing each other.

But his hopes were soon dashed, and although the mysterious man could not let them attack him obediently, they never dispersed, and still surrounded him.

At this time, Ding Ning didn't dare to move, in case he stepped on which uncle, which aroused the anger of the public, he was not afraid of biological simulation skin, and he was disgusted at most, but Xiao Nuo couldn't carry the teeth of these things.

Thinking about the scorpions, centipedes, mice, and snakes overwhelmingly drowning him, the picture was so beautiful and gentle, he couldn't help but shudder.

"How...... What are we going to do? Are we going to die here?"

Xiao Nuo trembled, didn't even dare to breathe, and asked in a trembling voice.

As a girl, Ding Ning admired her courage a little bit for not peeing out when facing these terrible creatures.

Raised his hand and patted her tight, elastic thighs, "Everything has me, don't be afraid!"

"I ...... I ......" Xiao Nuo seemed to want to say something, but he wanted to say it three times and stopped again.

"What's wrong with you? There's something to say, there's a fart, uh, no, you can't fart, don't break my neck. ”

Ding Ning told a joke very vulgarly to ease her nervousness.

"I ...... I think...... I want to pee!"

Xiao Nuo was ashamed and indignant, his face blushed into a big red cloth, and he said in a voice like a mosquito.

Ding Ning was stunned and smiled bitterly, Grandma, what are you kidding? Isn't peeing looking for death at this time?

Now the enemies on all sides are in high tension, and once you pee, who dares to say that the sound of water will not attract the attack of these disgusting creatures.

But he can understand Xiao Nuo's mood at the moment, when the tension and fear reach a certain level, there will be a feeling of urgency to urinate, and in severe cases, bladder muscle spasm will be out of control, which is commonly known as incontinence.

This made him extremely embarrassed, but if he didn't solve it, he couldn't let her really incontinence urinate on his neck, right?

The male protagonist and the beautiful woman are all fragrant journeys, how can my brother be the male protagonist again, how disgusting is it?

Ding Ning secretly complained about the author's brain hole, squatted down helplessly, and said softly: "I can't control shit and fart, it seems that I can only solve it on the spot, just pee here?"

"Here?

Xiao Nuo's face was so red that she could drip blood, and she was embarrassed to kill her in front of a man.

"Sister, I think you still have to practice your guts, you are also the captain of the special police when you say this, our children in the rivers and lakes are not informal, aren't you just peeing? If you think you have suffered a loss, I will accompany you. ”

In order to dispel her scruples, Ding Ning led by unzipping her pants directly and began to release water.

"Ahh

Xiao Nuo hurriedly turned his head, took a sip, and secretly scolded Ding Ning for being shameless, but he wonderfully felt that he was not so shy.

A well-known psychologist once said that the best way to do something that doesn't bother a person is for you to make the same mistake with him.

While peeing isn't a problem, it works just as well in this case.

Although Xiao Nuo didn't know this truth, Ding Ning's behavior obviously made her let go a lot, and she unbuttoned her pants and squatted down with her back to Ding Ning with her red face.

Listening to the sound of the water, Ding Ning's heart itched, although he wanted to turn around and peek at the big white ass, but he thought that his heart was still very pure, and he decided to resist this evil idea with great perseverance.

After all, although he is amorous, he is not obscene, although the two words are only one word apart, but the meaning they represent is worlds apart.

Merry is a kind of character, a kind of demeanor, a kind of style, and a kind of sublimation in the realm.

And lewdness is the character of thinking with the lower half of the body and doing the things of beasts only by virtue of desire instinct, which is commonly known as the stinky hooligan.

Xiao Nuo's heart was like a drum, her face was so red that she could drip water, she never thought that one day she would take off her pants and pee in front of a man, this kind of shyness made her forget her fear, forget her fear.

When she was done, she didn't dare to look at Ding Ning when she lifted her pants and lowered her head, but Ding Ning squatted down and carried her on her shoulders in an understanding way.

This made Xiao Nuo inexplicably feel a sense of intimacy and familiarity with Ding Ning, or a sense of security and dependence.

The interaction between a man and a woman is from strangers to acquaintances, from acquaintances to acquaintances, and then from acquaintances to love.

For Xiao Nuo, her psychology is very delicate at this moment, although her acquaintance with Ding Ning is short, not even a day, but it feels as if she has known him for countless years.