Zhang Zi'an was so angry with this mermaid that he took a few deep breaths to calm down, and shouted under the tower: "Say, what's the matter with you?"

"Ouch, you should come down first, it's not you who looks up and talks, my cervical spine......" She rubbed the back of her neck and rolled her eyes again.

Zhang Zi'an glanced at the way he came, and saw a few small black dots jumping between the reefs, it was Fina and they came, and they were much more flexible than him when they jumped, so there should be no need to worry.

He reluctantly walked down the lighthouse, came to the mermaid, and looked at her through the game's capture interface - although he was angry in his heart, it must be said that the face was really immaculate.

"Okay, tell me, what's the matter?" he asked.

She frowned and asked, "Azesi, let me ask you, is this Spain?"

"Don't call me Azexi, I'm forever 18 years old, not an uncle!" Zhang Zi'an corrected her mistake first, and then replied: "Spain? You are on the wrong path, right? This is Germany, far away from Spain!"

"Mo?" she opened her mouth in surprise, "Germany, oh more, oh more, oh more, oh more, I swam in the wrong direction, and now my Oba can't find me...... Woo......"

Seeing that her eyes were red and she wanted to cry, although Zhang Zi'an was very dissatisfied with her always calling him uncle, but no matter how she said that she was half a girl, she still kindly asked: "What's the matter? Are you swimming in the wrong direction? Could it be that you are going to Spain?"

"Inside!" she wiped the corners of her eyes and nodded, "I swam from the north, and I swam here for a long time, and I was half tired and half dead, so I came to the shore to rest for a while...... I thought I had swam to Spain and finally be able to see my Oba, but how could it be Germany......"

Zhang Zi'an smiled dumbly, "You still want to swim to Spain because of your idiotic nature?" I advise you to forget it, you can swim to Poland again...... I heard that Nagada in Eastern Europe is not very peaceful, and black market traffickers especially like to sell stupid white sweets like you to the United States as slaves, so you should be careful...... You're a fish, but maybe someone has a heavier taste......"

She clenched her shoulders in horror, "Oh! I want to see Oba, not a slave!"

Zhang Zi'an thinks that her appearance is quite interesting, of course he is scaring her, in fact, ordinary people can't see her, let alone arrest her as a slave, even he has to go through the game capture interface to see her.

"Tell me how you got here, and why did you go to Spain?" he asked, crouching down, curious.

She held her chin and thought for a while - this position is so cute with her appearance, but don't speak, kneel as soon as you open your mouth!

"Because the plot is played like this, I will meet Oba in Spain, and then I will follow Oba to Seoul, South Korea, experience some twists and turns, and live a happy life from then on!" she nodded inwardly, "Seoul, an international metropolis, Azexi, you must have never been to Seoul, right?"

There are too many slots in this passage, but Zhang Zi'an cares about the plot she mentions very much, and asks, "What plot? Where did you see the plot?"

"It's on TV!" she smiled, "TV, I love watching TV!"

Oh!

Zhang Zi'an guessed, and finally understood, what was going on after a long time.

"In other words, after you became an elf, you somehow watched a Korean drama, and then you were brainwashed into thinking that you were a mermaid in a TV series?"

Her facial features are obviously typical of Europeans, but she thinks she is a Korean mermaid...... In other words, the brainwashing skills of Korean dramas are too strong, and even this elf has been brainwashed, which is really worthy of being one of the four major cancers of world culture along with Hollywood movies, Fuso animation, and Chinese online articles!

"I'm not brainwashed! I'm the mermaid in the TV series! Reincarnation, do you know? By the way, my name is Shihua, and I mean brilliant and beautiful in the world, don't always call me a guy! Azexi, you're so rude!" she glared angrily.

Zhang Zi'an didn't answer her words, and asked again: "Then let me ask, how many times have you watched that Korean drama?"

"Inner ......" she thought for a moment, and said uncertainly, "I have only watched it ten times...... I can't resist swimming to find Oba in Spain!"

Ten times? No wonder I learned a mouth full of Korean accents!

Zhang Zi'an was powerless to complain.

She scratched her hair frantically, "Why? Why did you swim to Germany? By the way, Azesi, which direction is Germany in Spain?"

"In the northeast of Spain, you don't even know the road and you still have to swim? Zhang Zi'an sneered.

Her emotions fell to the bottom all of a sudden, and her eyes turned red again, "Woo woo~ Is it too late for me to swim to Spain now? Will my Oba wait for me in Spain?"

"I advise you to give up, when you swim to Spain, it is estimated that it will be next year, and your Oba will definitely leave early. Zhang Zi'an proposed: "Well, isn't your final destination South Korea? Why don't you just travel to South Korea?"

She suddenly realized, patted her head, and smiled approvingly: "Alasou! I really can't see that you are quite smart!

Immediately after, she jumped into the water with a thud, revealing her wet head, and clenched her fists with both hands to cheer herself up, "Shihua, fighting!"

Without waiting for Zhang Zi'an to stop her, she plunged into the water and disappeared, leaving only a string of bubbles on the surface of the water.

"Who's gone?" said Richard, stunned.

Zhang Zi'an really convinced this big-chested and brainless mermaid, you should first inquire where South Korea is swimming again!

Traveling from the north coast of Germany to South Korea, what an epic feat this Nima is!

"Don't worry, she'll be back. ”

He sat down on the reef again, waiting for the mermaid to come again, after all, she couldn't find anyone else to ask for directions.

Richard was skeptical.

Sure enough, in less than two minutes, there was a bang, she poked her head out of the water again, wiped the water on her face, and smirked: "Azexi, I forgot to ask you, which direction do you want to swim in South Korea?"

Richard covered his face with his wings, this mermaid was so stupid that she couldn't bear to look at it!

At this moment, Fina and the others also came, jumped down from the reef, and looked in amazement at the mermaid in the water, her long, dark green curly hair floating around her like seaweed.

The mermaid looked at them as well, and finally her eyes fell on Fina, and she pointed at it and exclaimed, "I heard that nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is crushing the kang!

Zhang Zi'an and the other elves were all scared silly, this mermaid is really open-mouthed, which pot is not opened!

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ps:

Oh more open = what to do

Inside = um

Allasau = Got it

Oh = oops

Kangsang Hammida = Thanks