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Many people have a habit of learning foreign languages, that is, they like to mark the foreign language with Chinese pronunciation, and then use Chinese pronunciation to pronounce foreign languages, which will be more convenient to learn, but it is also easy to form a Chinese-style foreign language, but this method has developed into a network culture called empty ears in later generations, but I am afraid that people who began to use this method did not expect. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The reason why Zhou Ming was able to make everyone laugh was because Zhou Ming played this stalk.

Now Zhou Ming is completely sure that the white girl is speaking German, because the two empty ears that Zhou Ming brought out just now are the two most popular German empty ears on the Internet in later generations.

On the podium, the white girl was disgruntled, "Are you laughing at my pronunciation?"

Zhou Ming shook his head and said, "No, it's just a way for us to entertain, because we have a habit of directly converting the pronunciation of a foreign language into our language." ”

"But it's sacred, you can't joke about it!" the white girl refused to back down.

Zhou Ming spread his hands: "Okay, I thought that free Westerners could accept this joke, it seems that I thought too much, maybe your flaunted mutual respect is just a statement, just like diplomatic rhetoric without any credibility." ”

As Zhou Ming finished saying this, the scene immediately broke out into warm cheers, just because Zhou Ming's words just now were a good satire of white girls, fighting for their Yan University students, although they didn't know Zhou Ming, and even didn't know if Zhou Ming was a student of Yan University, but here, there is only one identity of Chinese, so Zhou Ming can win back one percent for them, it is worth them to cheer for Zhou Ming.

The white girl looked at Zhou Ming with a frosty face: "It seems that you are the next challenger?"

Zhou Ming still shook his head, and he said as he got up and walked down the stairs: "I don't want to be a challenger, it's just that your statement makes me feel ridiculous, hello beautiful and charming lady." ”

"Hello. The white girl was stunned at the beginning of speaking, she watched Zhou Ming walk in front of her step by step, and seemed to feel a little familiar.

Zhou Ming said to this: "Do you think I'm a little familiar, and I want to ask how.are.you, why are you, how.old.are.you, why are you always there?"

In the face of Zhou Ming's mixture of Chinese and English, as well as the Chinese English understanding that was ridiculed twenty years later, the middle-aged white woman next to her suddenly didn't know how to translate at all, and the white girl looked inexplicable: "God, what are you talking about?" I just want to ask you if you are the person I met on the road just now, what are you asking, don't you know that your question is taboo for girls?"

Compared with the white girl who didn't understand at all, the Yan University students below reacted quickly and laughed again: "So can you still say this in these two sentences? This classmate, you are really too genius, I really kneel down, how can you think of this kind of explanation, it is literally completely correct!"

In addition to these, there were even a few Yan University girls who shouted at Zhou Ming I love you, although they still didn't know Zhou Ming's name.

Listening to the laughter below, the white girl also understood something at once, and she asked Zhou Ming: "Is this also your Chinese's entertainment?" ”

"Vulgar? Perhaps, but I think it's because you don't understand our way of thinking, and you always said that we were slandering and abusing you, so what about now? Aren't you slandering and abusing things that you don't agree with?"

After Zhou Ming finished speaking, the students of Yan University cheered for him again, and returned the favor with the other way, this classmate played too beautifully!

"It seems that you are different from the others," said the white girl, whose face turned serious with contempt, "I do advocate freedom and demand respect for freedom, but I don't mean to be left and right, not to play these clever and scoundrel tricks. ”

Zhou Ming nodded and said: "Okay, since you talked about freedom, then I will follow you to talk about the freedom you advocate, in fact, the freedom you advocate is just a political game played by a group of rich people, such as the United States, as early as a hundred years ago, some people said that the democratic politics of the United States is just a seesaw game played by the two parties in turn." ”

"It is true that the United States is governed by two parties, but this is also the choice of all American voters on one person, one vote, and it is your freedom to choose who to choose or not to choose. The white girl said.

"You're right, your parliamentarians and presidents are indeed elected by all voters with one person, one vote, and they have legally formed a government, but whether this government serves a small group or serves the majority of voters, the voters can't care, at most wait for the next time to vote, and then reincarnate, is this the freedom and democracy you want?"

Zhou Ming continued: "If I am not mistaken, the word democracy should come from Greece, and Greece at that time was still a slave city-state, so whether this democracy is the democracy of the whole people or only the democracy of a small number of slave owners? ”

The white girl pondered for a while before saying: "It is undeniable that there are interest groups in any country, which is inevitable, and everyone's votes are to curb the existence of this interest group.

"It's the freedom to choose another interest group. Zhou Ming added.

"You can also choose to speak on your own, and just like the black leader, there will be a lot of people who will support you. The white girl said with some excitement, "If you are dissatisfied with the current government, you can also march and rally, these are free, unlike you here." ”

Zhou Ming smiled: "Really? According to what you said, if everyone can talk about it, if they can't talk about it, they will go to the streets to demonstrate, and even threaten each other with violence, won't the country be chaotic, and what is the meaning of the existence of laws and various related systems? You are indeed free, but the price of this freedom is the chaos of the whole country, so in the chaos, all your rights are not guaranteed, can this still be regarded as freedom?"

The white girl was silent, obviously confused by Zhou Ming's question.

Zhou Ming carried forward Taizu Yi's style of chasing after the poor, and then said: "Looking back on history, there are many examples in the world that tell us that if we blindly idealize things, hoping to build an ideal paradise on earth overnight, we will often fall into hell. ”

"You are a German, so let me take the example of Germany, which established the Weimar Republic after the defeat in World War I, and implemented the Weimar Constitution, which was the most advanced in Europe at that time, and almost all Europeans at that time believed that Germany would rise from the ashes of defeat and become the freest, most democratic and richest country in the world, but what was the result?"

Zhou Ming asked and answered: "Let's not talk about the Nazi Party and World War II, let's just say that the founding of the Republic is like opening a door to real freedom and democracy, but the Germans stand at the door and are dumbfounded, like a group of country farmers coming to the gate of the palace, they are at a loss, they don't know what to do at all." The rest of the world is that people with different opinions in the parliament are abusing each other, arguing and arguing all the time, and changing cabinets for 17 terms in 15 years, while outside the parliament thousands of Germans are starving until your Führer comes along. ”

"The Germanic nation is the most rigorous and excellent nation in the world, but it is this freedom that harms you, and the reason why your Führer will stand up is because all the Germans were starving at that time, and he took advantage of the mentality of the Germans at that time who would rather have stability and clothing than democracy, and thus seized power. ”

Zhou Ming said: "The history of your Germany is already very illustrative, freedom without scruples is not a prescription for everything, blindly idealizing freedom will only bring turmoil to your own country and nation!"

"Now," Zhou Ming said at the end, "as a German, you don't reflect at all, don't think about how to prevent your country and nation from continuing to make mistakes, but still make a lot of nonsense here in our country, what are your intentions?"

The white girl subconsciously took a step back, as if Zhou Ming's sonorous words had pushed her back.

"Well, well said!"

All the students of Yan University below were applauding loudly, they were applauding Zhou Ming vigorously, shouting desperately, and the enthusiasm almost overturned the roof.

These Yan University students can't help but applaud Zhou Ming, although they still don't know Zhou Ming's name, but Zhou Ming's words just now are a breath of relief for all of them, because just now, this white girl alone pressed all of them to the point that they couldn't raise their heads, they were said by the white girl to be aggrieved but couldn't refute it, that kind of humiliation made them hate to die.

Until Zhou Ming's appearance, he defeated the white girl as if he was devastated, from the beginning of the joke to the later sentence after sentence of theoretical examples, all of which made the white girl unable to refute, which made the grievances in their hearts finally find the direction to vent, at this moment, Zhou Ming is the god in their hearts, and they are willing to use everything they have to applaud Zhou Ming!

The white girl glanced at the audience, and then said to Zhou Ming: "You are very good at debating, but freedom is still needed, especially since your country is now reforming and opening up." ”

Zhou Ming still shook his head and said: "Freedom is relative, I believe you should have seen the Wealth of Nations, the market has always been manipulated by an invisible hand, just like the state capitalism that has been practiced all over the world since the Great Depression." ”

"That's true, it seems that I was naïve. The white girl smiled brightly, "I'm glad to meet you today, Chinese gentleman, can you tell me your name?"

"Of course you can, my name is Zhou Ming. Zhou Ming said.

Hearing Zhou Ming's answer, the white girl's eyes widened: "So you are that Zhou Ming?"