Chapter 763: Brother Bang, it's not good for you to pick up girls like this, right?
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"Thunder, thunder, it's too much today, right?"
At this time, not only Wang Yan and Liu Bujie, the two old drivers, were petrified in an instant, and even Nanlian and An Ge, who were originally not a big deal, opened their eyes and were stunned on the spot. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The sentence just now is so terrifying, it's so obscene that it's the scum of the bones.
What do you mean by "cleaning you up with the big gun that bombarded my brother?"
Although it doesn't mean that, can you say this to a high-ranking Shiva goddess in person?
This is too crazy and cool, isn't it?!
Not to mention to Her Highness the Goddess, it would be a great offense to say such things to any ordinary girl.
But this thunder, not only in front of the goddess Shiva, but also pointed a big gun at the other party's nose and said this kind of thing.
Gee...... It is really crazy to drink a whole bottle of Erguotou Thunder Boom directly, what will happen next, Wang Yan and the others dare not imagine.
Now I just want Brother Bang to be as low-key as possible, and forget about it, otherwise if there is any international trouble, any faith dispute, then the trouble will be really big.
At this moment, the entire venue was silent.
The audience at the scene all opened their eyes and was shocked inexplicably after they said that sentence violently.
It wasn't until a long time later that a superpowered audience member exclaimed in amazement, "I'm a mother, this brother is too fierce, right?"
"The other party is the state religion of India, the representative of Shiva, the goddess Shiva, he dares to be so flirtatious, fierce, what a warrior!"
In the stands, the spectators from India were all mad, and some of the older Brahmanical believers did not come over in one breath, "grunt", fell to the ground, and fainted.
This is simply the greatest insult to their faith and country. Where did this thunder come from, how dare you be so arrogant and bold?
In the ring, the goddess of Shiva, Indira, stood still, her beautiful eyes were round, and her pretty face was flushed in front of everyone's eyes.
She had never encountered such a situation, and she had never even grown so big, and she had never heard such obscene words.
It turns out that this thunder boom looks like a cold gentleman on the surface, but in fact he is such a brazen person.
The point is that she has been enshrined in the temple since she was a child, and she lives a high-ranking life every day, and she has no contact with the noisy side of society at all, let alone the so-called foul language.
It is precisely because of this that she can't even say a word of riback now, this breath is held in her chest, and she is so angry that she bites her teeth with a faint pain.
"Oh, I'm so ashamed, what was Brother Lei Bang talking about just now?"
Some of the bewitching women and banshees in the hall also recovered from their previous shocks, and at this time they all blushed with excitement.
"Brother Bang, it's so bad, I like it so much. ”
"Giggles, brother bang, don't pay attention to that boring Indian woman, let's use your big gun to clean us up. ”
These rippling words, naturally, did not leak a single one, and all of them reached the ears of Shiva goddess.
In the face of the thunderous teasing, the expressions of the audience, and the ridiculous and seductive gaze of a large number of women and banshees around, the goddess Shiva almost fell into a state of collapse and rage.
"Boom, you, you're dead!" the goddess Shiva, her pretty face was hot, embarrassed, and very emotional.
The anger in her body was uncontrollable, and the vertical eyes on her forehead, which represented the destructive power of Lord Shiva, suddenly lit up with a golden divine light.
A blazing pillar of crimson flames, like a fire dragon that was swooping down, suddenly crossed out of the golden light and slammed straight into the thunder in front of it.
This flame, which symbolizes the destructive power of Lord Shiva, is different from Wang Yan's pure yang true fire and pure masculine breath, as if it wants to burn all the things that are contaminated, and it is full of destruction and annihilation.
As soon as this flame appeared, the surrounding atmosphere immediately became depressed, and a strong sense of intimidation spread to the hearts of all the surrounding audiences.
"It's over, that thunder is dead this time. ”
"This is Lord Shiva's Heavenly Fire of Destruction, which is different from ordinary flames, it is full of great power, and it cannot be extinguished even if it is contaminated with the body. ”
"Lei Bang is just an A-level supernatural person, what can he use to fight against this kind of heavenly fire that implies destruction?"
Seeing that the goddess Shiva had already used her divine power, the Indian audience who had been smoking in the original seven senses were all excited and cheered.
"Your Highness the Goddess, burn that nasty guy to death!"
"Let these Chinese people see and understand, our Indian god Shiva is amazing!"
"Hiccup...... Facing the oncoming fire, Lei Bang hiccuped, and the thief with a drunken face smiled, "This beautiful girl still plays with fire? Does she think she is Lao Wang? Haha, Lao Wang, do you say yes? Hahaha." ”
In the audience, Wang Yan's face darkened, "Dude, this fire is about to burn to your head, can you be serious?" Be careful of the Shiva goddess opposite, a fire will make your handsome blonde fever into the Mediterranean!"
Although this kind of heavenly fire is not as domineering as pure yang true fire, it is ruthless and vicious, full of destruction, which will burn to the body, absolutely open the skin and flesh, and the pain will reach the soul.
Now drinking a whole bottle of Erguotou's thunder boom is indeed a bit cheap, but he is also his good partner.
Wang Yan couldn't bear to see him seriously injured, but everything happened too fast, and even if he wanted to stop it, it was too late.
This devastating heavenly fire rushed in front of Lei Bang in the blink of an eye, and the two were only a few inches apart, and when they were about to fall head-on, there was a sudden explosion of thunder in the sky.
"Click!"
The originally clear and calm sky suddenly descended a thunderbolt that was white in color and thick and thick.
At this time, his eyes were wandering, and he was drunk with thunder, and suddenly gathered his spear and drank coldly to the sky, and the thunder that fell from high in the sky made a roaring sound again, like a thunderbolt dragon, engulfing him head-on.
"Boom!"
The violent and ferocious thunderbolt instantly scattered and destroyed the surrounding heavenly fires.
Under the power of the sky, Lei Bang suddenly spread his wings, bathed in the thunder arc that poured all over his body, and slowly flew into the air.
The thunder that fell from the sky was magnificent, and at this moment, under the guidance of the thunder, it seemed to have spirituality, and the "crackling" silver-white plasma quickly surrounded his whole body and wrapped him tightly.
Soon, in the midst of the thunder, Lei Bang opened his arms, and the whole person seemed to have completely merged with the heavenly thunder.
Every trace of thunder and lightning power that lingered around him was filled with the aura of destroying the heavens and the earth, and at this time, he was like a thunder god above the nine heavens, holding the thunder of the heavens, full of panic and heavenly might.
"No, it won't, right?"
"Lei, Lei Bang is also on the verge of promotion?"
"This is Thunder Tianwei, this is the power of the law, are the people of Huaxia Kingdom so perverted?"
All the audience at the scene, all under this kind of palpitating and terrifying heavenly power, their eyes widened, and they didn't dare to let out the atmosphere. Even the Indian audience, who had been shouting, obediently closed their mouths and sat in horror.
The power of thunder domineering, since the birth of life, has left an indelible mark on the hearts of all living beings, not to mention the majestic momentum displayed by seeing someone controlling the heavenly thunder with his own eyes at such a close distance.
On the sidelines, Wang Yan and Liu Bujie and others were stunned on the spot again.
"This, this day thunder, could it be that Lei Bang has also advanced to the half-step S level? No wonder it's such a wave today. Wang Yan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he was defeated by Lei Bang today, these tricks are played, look at this sound and light effect, it is really crazy and cool.
"No, when did it become so easy to advance to the half-step S-level?" Wu Ya Ange covered his lips with his fingers in amazement, looking incredible.
Huangfu Nanlian, who had successfully advanced to the level, was also shocked by this powerful momentum, but soon discovered something different, "It is indeed the power of the law of thunder, but this power does not seem to be exerted by thunder, but borrowed from nature." ”
"Amitabha, the poor monk understands. The six non-precepts recited the Buddha's name, settled down, and said, "Lei Bang grasped the laws and laws through the strength of wine, and borrowed the white thunder. ”
"Also, there is such a strange thing?" Wang Yan raised the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, he had heard of drunken boxing, but he had never heard of drunken thunder.
Of course, if this kind of thing is put on Lei Bang, who drank a whole bottle of Erguotou, it is not a strange thing.
Forget it, as long as you get stronger, then play a good game, if you can win the Shiva goddess, it would be great, in terms of strength alone, Lei Bang is still very strong.
"Hahaha, Lao Wang, do you think I'm handsome, now I can pick up girls like you!" Lei Bang took a sip of wine, smiled, and then turned his gaze to Shiva Goddess.
That look, that's called a naked ~ naked ~ naked.
Wang Yan held his forehead with one hand, extremely embarrassed, and scolded in his heart, so embarrassed, this is how I usually pick up girls?
"Shameless!"
The goddess Shiva was already ashamed and angry by the thunder, and everyone was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"This goddess must pay the price!" Shiva, who couldn't bear it anymore, the goddess of Shiva, who was huffing, pointed straight ahead with the long sword in her hand, and her body was no less than the momentum of thunder, almost in a state of rage, surging up.
But before she could make a move, the other party made a move first.
"Boom!"
With a wave of the spear, the power of the whole body exploded, and dozens of thunderbolt arcs overflowed, like crazy twisted electric snakes, wantonly **** around him, blasting the surface of the ring below, and the gravel splashed, roaring endlessly.
At the same time, "Hi-la!"
A crisp tearing sound ran through the audience.
Lei Bang was dressed in a suit and shirt, all torn by the thunder, turned into thin powder, that body with broad shoulders and narrow waist, sharp edges and corners, a perfect figure, completely exposed to the air.
Coupled with his handsome and handsome face, with a bit of coldness and mysterious temperament, he can simply fascinate all kinds of big girls, little daughters-in-law and female goblins.
"Ahh
"Heh, what am I going to do?" The thunder in mid-air, the evil ghost snorted, his body shook, and he flashed in front of the goddess in an instant.
Before the other party could react, he lifted the other party's veil with one hand, hugged the other party's slender waist with one hand, forcibly pulled him into his arms, leaned over and kissed him.
"Boom!"
Off the field, Wang Yan was like five thunderbolts on the top, and the shock was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Brother Bang, I'm afraid it's not good for you to pick up a girl like this?
...... (To be continued.) )