Chapter 239: Catch Her Fish with Her Bait
When Gu Changsheng heard Dong Lei's words, he glanced at the radish vegetables on the table again, and was deeply sad.
Radish is a good thing, radish is known as "little ginseng", seeds, fresh roots, dead roots, leaves can be used in medicine, seeds to eliminate phlegm, fresh roots to relieve cough and help digestion, dry roots to benefit two stools, leaves to treat early dysentery, and have the effect of preventing dysentery, her "Gu's Pharmacy Note" on the detailed description of the medicinal effect of radish, I have to say, cheap and practical, the poor can afford to use, is a well-deserved good thing!
But no matter how good this thing is, it crawls all over her family's dinner table, and it can't make people happy!
Radish is easy to ventilate, eat too much, do you want her to be swollen?
Damn! The vegetable sellers are all wooden, and the dry hair is gone?
Thinking so, Gu Changsheng also asked.
Based on the principle of seeking truth from facts, Dong Lei told what he saw and heard when he went out to buy vegetables in a vegetable store.
After listening to this, Gu Changsheng asked the sky speechlessly, and only after a while did he speak, "No one even cares about the vegetable stall, is there something wrong?"
Dong Lei saw that his wife was so puzzled, he shook his head very neatly, God knows, she went back and forth, and she didn't even touch a person's hair, even if you want to inquire about the news, you have to let her touch a living person who can talk, right?
"Lady, you just have to be a little bit, although a table of radishes is really not very good-looking, maybe it's good to be full, this is also a helpless thing, isn't it?" Dong Lei saw that his lady didn't run wild, so he put his mind at ease, persuaded in a low voice, and finally touched his nose and added, "Lady, people are iron rice and steel, if you don't eat a meal and are hungry, you still have to eat this radish!"
Gu Changsheng looked at the table of white radish dishes, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Oh my God, is she really going to be reduced to the point where she has to rely on turnips?
Is there still wool running in these days?
Hidden bitterness......
"So, is the family's breakfast all radishes?" Gu Changsheng, who was quite resentful, thought of the other people in the family, his face changed, and he asked with a bright heart.
"Of course!" Dong Lei replied decisively, thinking of the scene of the family eating radish, he couldn't help but touch his nose embarrassedly, "The dishes are the same, compared with this table, except for the amount more, there is no difference at all, it's not what you said, can't you treat it differently, the slave is very obedient......"
"So what did they do, did they eat it?" Gu Changsheng was most concerned about this!
What kind of people does her family raise? Her little meat buns are a little better, they are used to being bitter from snacks, and they are easy to feed, as long as there is something to eat, he is not a picky eater, from this point of view, her son is still a good baby, except when he is naughty! When the little melon baby is naughty, the liver of the person who can be angry on the cliff hurts, and he can't help it!
Forget about her son, but there is still a Zhou Zongbao in her family, that is the dignified His Royal Highness Prince Bao, who is used to eating palace banquets, delicacies from the mountains and seas, Gu Changsheng dares to use the head of the head to guarantee that if Zhou Zongbao will eat such a table of radish, she will take off her head and kick it as a polo!
"His Royal Highness Prince Bao saw the breakfast dishes, and he was immediately angry and almost lifted the table, but the slave maid was quick to stop him, and then he didn't eat breakfast and left angrily......" Dong Lei thought of the rampaging Prince Bao, and was speechless for a while.
Do you blame her? Do you really blame her? It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, and it is not easy for her to make such a table of turnips!
When Gu Changsheng heard this, he finally felt a little balanced.
Compared with the hungry Zhou Zongbao, Gu Changsheng felt that she had to be a little better than him anyway.
Isn't it just a fancy turnip vegetable? It's still organic and pollution-free, and you can't eat people who can't die! At most, it's just a few more farts, polluting and polluting the air, damaging and damaging the aesthetics!
If anyone dares to talk about this, Gu Changsheng decided to respond with one sentence, you don't care about the heavens and the earth, you can't care about people shit and fart!
Gu Changsheng looked at the table full of fancy radish dishes, and suddenly thought of Zhao Lirong's sketch in his previous life, palace radish!
Sparkle!
"Gollum!"
Gu Changsheng stroked his stomach with a bitter face, he was extremely helpless, he got up late today, and his chest was already hungry against his back.
Wait! The old lady will destroy you on behalf of the moon!
With a shout in his heart, Gu Changsheng held the fearless spirit of generosity and righteousness, picked up the chopsticks on the side, and sat down.
Dong Lei's eyes widened, looking at his mother's picture of a ruined kettle and never going back, and he couldn't help but sympathize with the table of turnips.
What's wrong with turnips?
"Little Leizi, you remember to my mother, after today, don't let me see radishes at the dinner table for a month!" With a fried radish ball in his mouth, Gu Changsheng still didn't forget to remind Dong Lei on the side.
Ya, bitter and bitter, radish!
Gu Changsheng hadn't eaten a few bites here, and there was a breathless shout from the courtyard.
"Lady, lady, the old slave is back......"
Belch......
Gu Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly put down the chopsticks in his hand, this, Song Bo's voice?
Gu Changsheng and Dong Lei glanced at each other, and a trace of confusion flashed in their eyes.
But in the blink of an eye, Song Bo rushed into the door of the dining room, holding on to the doorpost and panting.
Gu Changsheng looked at Uncle Song's embarrassed appearance dumbfounded, speechless for a while, Uncle Song's hair was scattered, the black and white hair was tangled like a mess, and his clothes were full of dirt, the black and gray ones couldn't be seen at all, and his face was not much better, colorful like a palette......
Gu Changsheng pointed at Uncle Song in disbelief, pointed from head to toe, and opened his mouth with the corners of his mouth, "Song ...... Uncle Song, are you returning from a catastrophe?"
Ah, in Journey to the West, Tang Seng suffered ninety-nine eighty-one hardships, and was almost boiled several times, but he didn't make him as embarrassed as her Uncle Song!
"Yes, Uncle Song, what's wrong with you? I couldn't find you early in the morning, we thought you had something to do and went out early......" Seeing this, Dong Lei hurriedly stepped forward to support Uncle Song.
Song Bo pushed away Dong Lei's support and shook his dizzy head, "Don't touch me yet, I'm very dirty." ”
Gu Changsheng nodded, looking at Uncle Song's appearance, although he was a little panting, he was full of breath, and it was an indisputable fact that he was dirty!
Song Bo is really a sincere person!
Thinking wildly in his heart, Gu Changsheng suddenly sniffed, and then frowned slightly.
The smell of soul-attracting incense, although it is a residual fragrance, Gu Changsheng's nose has always been sensitive to the medicinal fragrance, not to mention that this medicine is from her hand!
"Uncle Song, how did you go out?" Puzzled in his heart, Gu Changsheng asked with a frown.
Seeing his own lady asking, Uncle Song, who was just gasping for breath, hurriedly bowed down, counted all the courtesies, and then spoke, "Lady, something is wrong!"
Gu Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and a trace of doubt flashed in his heart.
Dong Lei went to buy vegetables and met thousands of empty alleys, and she didn't even touch a figure, she knew that something was wrong, but it was none of her business, Gu Changsheng had always had a high hanging mentality, and when she heard Song Bo say this, Gu Changsheng raised his eyebrows and motioned for him to continue.
Song Bo breathed a sigh of relief before he spoke, "Lady, it's not the old slave's personal experience, and the old slave himself can't believe it, the old slave lay down when he returned from your study last night, and just after he fell asleep, he smelled a vague fragrance, and then he didn't remember anything." ”
"When the old slave woke up, he was already kneeling in the county king's mansion......"
When Song Bo said this, he couldn't help but bend down and touch his knees, God, it still hurts, I don't know how long he has been kneeling.
Song Bo opened his mouth and wanted to continue, but Gu Changsheng stretched out his hand to interrupt.
At this moment, Gu Changsheng's face can be said to be colorful, and his heart is turning a thousand times.
Ya, last night she knew that Zhou Mu's demon took away her soul-attracting incense, and she was still teasing in her heart at that time, maybe it was the demon's lonely spring boudoir who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and used the soul-attracting incense to slip away on the street!
As a result, she made her a prophecy!
Demon, he's really sneaking around!
took her soul-attracting incense as bait, and caught her family's Song Bodang fish to play, what does the wool mean?
Gu Changsheng thought of this, and gritted his teeth a little, Ya's demon, the old lady and your Liangzi have grown up, and it is a thief to take it without telling you, you say that you stole it, you dare to use it on her family!
This is an idle egg pain, purely looking for trouble!
"Lady?" Song Bo saw that his lady's face was not good, he hesitated, and his face showed a trace of anxiety, he still had urgent things waiting to be returned, how could he look at his own lady's appearance, not in a hurry at all?
"Little Leizi, go to the kitchen and serve a bowl of vinegar!" Gu Changsheng saw that Song Bo's face was flushed with urgency, and waved his hand at Dong Lei.
Although Dong Lei didn't know why, he still answered, and hurriedly ran to the kitchen, no matter what her lady did, she must have a reason.
Gu Changsheng does have his own reasoning, the soul-inducing incense is not poisonous, but it just adds a spiritual drug, which makes people delirious, and they lose their souls, and the effect of the medicine gradually weakens, and people recover their senses, but they are in high spirits and easily excited......
Song Bo is like this now.
Soul-attracting incense is non-toxic, and naturally there is no antidote, but vinegar can overcome it!
Uncle Song opened his mouth several times in a hurry, but was interrupted by Gu Changsheng.
Soon, Dong Lei ran over with a bowl full of vinegar, practiced the kitchen knife for a long time, Dong Lei's lower plate was very stable, and he trotted all the way, and the bowl of vinegar was stunned and didn't even spill a drop.
"Lady, the vinegar is here!" Dong Lei hurriedly handed over the bowl of vinegar.
Gu Changsheng stretched out his hand to take it, and in Dong Lei's dumbfounded gaze, as soon as his arm was raised, the bowl of vinegar splashed on Song Bo's body without dropping......