Chapter 265: Poetry?
"Old monk, don't laugh yet, it's your turn to deduce for me. Lu Yifan said lightly, his fists were already clenched slightly.
If the old monk is really effective, then I'm sorry, I have to beat you with a fist, and your "blood light disaster" will come true!
The void smiled proudly, first watched Lu Yifan for a while, and then pinched his fingers with luck and deduced with easy techniques.
Burst!
Suddenly, the old monk's eyes bulged, as if he had seen a terrible monster, and he was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth.
"Master!"
Seeing this, Bai Jingqi exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly helped the void up.
"Huh, I haven't killed yet, why did I vomit blood?" Lu Yifan said suspiciously.
However, when the time came to pretend to be 'forced', Lu Yifan said unceremoniously: "Look!
"Master of the Void, are you okay?" Looking at the old monk sitting on the ground, trembling like chaff, Bai Jingqi was shocked and said.
This Shaolin Temple monk is a real martial arts master, with all kinds of incredible means, and he has always been calm and calm.
Why did you try the deduction technique with Lu Yifan today, and you lost your temper like this?
The void lowered his head, and didn't dare to look at Lu Yifan again, as if a mouse was afraid of a cat, and said in a trembling tone: "I...... I have a stomachache...... Let's go to the toilet first......"
After saying that, the void was like a thief, pulling out its 'legs' and running, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in the blink of an eye.
"Steward Zhao, you go and see the master, don't have anything wrong. Bai Jingqi commanded.
Steward Zhao nodded and hurriedly followed.
Following the escaped void all the way to the room where he lived, Steward Zhao only saw the old monk who was originally full of blood, but at this moment, his skin was shriveled and wrinkled, as if he had aged more than ten years in an instant.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Steward Zhao asked with concern as he looked at the emaciated and frightened monk.
"Amitabha, good, good, the poor monk offended Tianwei today, offended people who should not be offended, and deserved this reward. The Void said with trembling hands in horror.
"Master, what do you mean by this, what offended Tianwei?" Steward Zhao said suspiciously.
The void smiled bitterly and said, "I used the Five Elements Bagua deduction technique to deduce that young man's luck, and as a result, I almost died on the spot. ”
Saying this, an even more frightened 'color' appeared on the void's face and continued to mumble: "This son's life is higher than the sky, and he is blessed by the way of heaven, whoever dares to deduce his past and future will be punished by heaven!"
Steward Zhao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes glaring at the boss.
Heavenly punishment!
This is something that only appears in the legend of cultivating gods and immortals!
"Could it be that Lu Yifan is an immortal?" Steward Zhao asked in shock.
Void shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Don't ask again! Today, I have vainly deduced the luck of the master, and I have been punished by heaven, and Steward Zhao will go back and apologize to Master Lu on my behalf." said that the poor monk was too ignorant of the heavens and the earth, and asked his old man to forgive him. ”
Steward Zhao's eyes widened in shock, with a shocked expression on his face.
The Void Master of Shaolin Temple actually called Lu Yifan a master, and said that he himself did not know the height of the sky!
Oh, my God!
If he hadn't come to inquire in person, he would have believed that this kind of thing would have happened.
On the other side, as soon as the void left, the little demon 'girl' Bai Fengjiu killed her angrily with red eyes.
When she saw Lu Yifan and Bai Jingqi talking happily, looking like she had already dealt with the old man, she secretly said something bad in her heart.
If this is done by the old man, wouldn't it be tantamount to pushing his cousin into the fire pit of Lu Yifan?
Bai Fengjiu sat down at the table and said with a smile: "Uncle, if I'm not mistaken, today is your birthday, right? I know you like poetry, so I asked someone to bring you a pair of poems written by him from Hezi. ”
When Bai Jingqi heard this, he opened the framed poem and glanced at it, and sighed with relief: "Xiao Jiu'er is sensible, thank you."
This master Hezi's poems are really good, sad with joy, and tender like water. ”
Bai Fengjiu saw that Bai Jingqi liked it very much, and immediately turned his head and said to Lu Yifan defiantly: "I heard that this is the top student in the national college entrance examination, and his attainments in poetry must be not ordinary, right?"
Today is my uncle's birthday, so you can also send him a song for the old man!"
"Jiu'er, what are you messing around!" Bai Lan immediately scolded when he heard this.
Where is poetry that comes from the mouth?
Mo said that Lu Yifan is a high school student, even if Hezi and his old man came in person, it will take a long time to brew before he can publish a work.
This Bai Fengjiu made it clear today that he wanted to get along with Lu Yifan, and wanted him to embarrass in front of everyone.
Lu Yifan waved his hand and said with a smile: "Uncle's birthday is obviously a great joy, why did you send Hezi to write such a sad poem?"
Uncle, if you don't like it, how about listening to this poem I made for you?"
"Oh? You say, I'll listen. Bai Jingqi looked at Lu Yifan with interest.
Looking at Lu Yifan's confident appearance, Bai Fengjiu was shocked.
Does this guy really write poetry?
No way!
Even if it could, it would be the kind of low-level and childish poetry!
He's posturing!
Wait, when you finish your poem, I will humiliate you severely, and then drive you out of the Bai family, so that you can no longer lie to my cousin!
Lu Yifan brewed his emotions slightly, and then, his expression changed, and he recited proudly in a loud voice:
"The old man talked about juvenile madness, and he led Huang to the left. Right Qingcang, brocade hat mink fur, thousand horses roll Pinggang. In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, personally 'shoot' the tiger, and watch Sun Lang. The wine 'chest' is still open. The temples are slightly frosty, so what's the matter! In the clouds, when will Feng Tang be sent to hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, and 'shoot' the wolf. ”
This poem vividly outlines the majestic momentum of the old man, making Bai Jingqi feel that the emotions in his heart are instantly driven, and the blood in his chest is ignited!
"Okay! What an old man talks about juvenile madness! The old man has studied poetry for decades, and he has never seen such a majestic poem! Hahahaha, happy, happy!" Bai Jingqi listened to it heartily.
Bai Lan was also shocked by Lu Yifan's poem.
She didn't expect that Lu Yifan's attainments in poetry would reach such a point!
The admiration for Lu Yifan is like a flood in my heart, and it is out of control!
Bai Lan couldn't help but admire: "Yifan, you are really a genius!"
Bai Fengjiu couldn't help but be dumbfounded for a while.
He......
He can actually compose poetry!
And it is so magnificent, it makes people's blood boil after listening to it!
Didn't he 'make' it self-defeating, making a wedding dress for Lu Yifan for no reason, so that Bai Jingqi and Bai Lan liked him even more?
Looking at her cousin again, when she looked at Lu Yifan's eyes, they were almost about to turn into a heart-shaped!
No way!
Bet on the reputation of my little devil 'girl' Bai Fengjiu, and I must get rid of this hooligan!