Zhang Zi'an was completely speechless at this bird-fighting interpreting bird, and he couldn't afford to provoke Fina, so he could only glare at Richard stupidly and throw the mop aside. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing that the plan succeeded, the interpreter bird was extremely proud.

"Old man tea, you have been watching from the sidelines, and you want to testify for me!" Zhang Zi'an asked Lao Cha for help.

Lao Cha was very embarrassed and said, "What does Zi'an want to prove by old decay?"

"Prove it's a cheap bird!" he said, pointing at Richard.

"This ......," Lao Cha muttered, "it was probably a joke yesterday, right?"

"Even if it was a joke yesterday, today's obscene poetry is not a joke, right?"

Lao Cha smiled bitterly, "I don't understand it, I just think the combination of those poems is very strange, I don't know why Zi'an thinks it's obscene poetry?"

"This ......" Zhang Zi'an was dumbfounded, Nima didn't explain it!

On the afternoon of hoeing day, Qingming Shanghe map, compound grass coral, hematopoietic stem cell ...... These things, in modern times Chinese you can understand them in seconds, but it is normal for Lao Cha not to understand, and it is also normal for Fina not to understand, how to explain them? If he really explains, I am afraid that his image in the minds of Fina and Lao Cha will completely collapse...... It's probably not much better now!

Seeing Zhang Zi'an's embarrassment, Richard immediately said arrogantly: "Your Majesty! Do you see it? This guy is slandering me! As soon as he asks about the evidence, he can't tell! According to Wei Chen's opinion, it is better to drive him out of the Divine Palace as soon as possible!"

Damn! You're still kicking your nose in the face? You actually call yourself a "micro-minister"? You're a bird, do you want to surrender so quickly?

Although Fina was very useful to its sycophants, her face sank when she heard this, and she said, "That's not necessary, if you drive him away, who will take care of the life of the palace?"

Richard wanted to say something more, but Fina jumped up, jumped onto the highest cat climbing frame, and said condescendingly: "Okay, go and prepare breakfast for the palace, we are all starving." ”

"Huh. Zhang Zi'an rolled up his arms and sleeves, "Your backer is gone, I see how you are going to play now?"

Richard didn't know why Fina suddenly turned her face, but she knew that she must have slapped the horse's fart on the horse's leg, and the little black eye rolled and decided that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss.

"Wait!"

Zhang Zi'an stood still, "You want to beg for mercy?"

"No, Uncle Ben won't beg for mercy!" said Richard with a fierce expression, "But Uncle Ben can provide you with a chance to exchange for equal value!"

Zhang Zi'an smiled dumbly, "What do you have to exchange? Let's say it first, if you dare to say that you will exchange bird feces, I will beat you out of the!"

"Hehe! superficial! naïve!" Richard stood tall, "Uncle Ben can help you get off the list!"

"Huh?" Zhang Zi'an's knees were weak and he almost knelt!

"You're the so-called single dog, aren't you?" Richard looked at him contemptuously, "Do you want to get off the single?"

"Yes!" Zhang Zi'an replied honestly.

"That's good, follow Uncle Ben to ensure that you can get off the list!"

"You also wait for me!" Zhang Zi'an was not so easily deceived, "You are just a broken bird, how can you say that you can help me get off the list?"

Richard laughed, "Haven't you heard a word?"

it!

Zhang Zi'an wondered if his brain was broken, why did he always feel dirty when listening to Richard's words?

Richard snorted and said, "And, maybe there's more than one girlfriend." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Zi'an almost knelt again.

"What the hell is more than one girlfriend? is it the same as I thought?" he asked excitedly.

Richard smiled lewdly and said, "Hehe, Sao Nian, do you want to try the blessing of Qi people who hug left and right?"

"I want to dream about it!" Zhang Zi'an couldn't care about the collapse of his image, and answered truthfully.

"That's good, Uncle Ben can make this wish come true. Richard said confidently.

"How?"

Richard looked him up and down, "Uncle Ben thinks your appearance is okay, at least you won't scare people in the dark." ”

It raised its head again and glanced around the shop, "This shop is yours? ”

Zhang Zi'an looked confused, "What do you want to say?"

"Look, you're not ugly, you have some money, and you have a foreign name like 'Jeff', why can't you find a girlfriend?" Richard advised.

"Wait, you are so weak, don't take it for granted!" Zhang Zi'an complained, "The name Jeff is not something you just came up with!"

"What's the matter? Jeff Richardson's name is so good! In addition, according to Uncle Ben's observations all over the world, in fact, ugliness has nothing to do with poverty, the key is to be able to speak, and to have a pair of sharp teeth that please boys, do you have it?" It fluttered its wings and flew up and landed on an empty display case in front of Zhang Zi'an.

"This ...... It doesn't seem like there's any. Zhang Zi'an took a slow beat before reacting, "Wait, what the hell is a boy? What am I doing to please boys?"

Richard looked at him with disdain, his eyes seemed to be looking at someone from another dimension, "Don't you know? There is true love between people of the same sex, and there are only offspring between people of the opposite sex! This earth is already so crowded, even for the sake of future generations, you have to make sacrifices!"

"Why do you want me to sacrifice? I don't want to sacrifice for other people's offspring! Besides, now the state still encourages the birth of a second child, and I don't even have a first child! I just said that I would help me find a girlfriend, but why did I become a boyfriend again?" Zhang Zi'an was already about to be driven crazy by it, and he always felt that it was leading him down the wrong path.

Jeff opened his mouth in surprise, "The girlfriend Uncle Ben said is actually 0." ”

Zhang Zi'an understood it in seconds, but he wished that he didn't understand it at all.

Just then, there were several knocks on the roller shutter door.

"Is Master Zhang here?" was Uncle Li's voice.

Fina was tired of the noise between Zhang Zi'an and the Interpreting Bird, and lay on the cat's climbing frame to cover her ears with her paws, and as soon as she heard this sound, she immediately stood up—to be precise, it didn't hear a sound, but smelled something.

A moment later, the old tea in the corner of the store that was watching the morning news also smelled.

Zhang Zi'an gestured to Richard to shut up and went to open the roller shutter door.

Uncle Li was holding a large handful of mouth-watering hot skewers in his hand, waiting at the door with a smile, and handed over the meat skewers as soon as he saw Zhang Zi'an, "Master Zhang, this is what our old couple just baked, let's eat it while it's hot." ”

Zhang Zi'an told them to send skewers in the evening, but he didn't expect them to deliver them even in the morning. You must know that they sell breakfast in the morning, and that is to make these skewers for him.

"What's so embarrassing about that? Wait, I'll get you the money. Zhang Zi'an took the skewers, but his hands were all occupied, and he couldn't pay for it at all.

"Don't worry, I'll go back first, my wife is still busy. Uncle Li smiled and beckoned to leave.

Zhang Zi'an beckoned: "Fina, old man tea, come and eat while it's hot, don't wait for it to be cold." ”

Richard's eyes lit up as he stared at the skewers, and said excitedly, "Jeff, do you think anything of this skewered meat......?

"Shut up!"

Zhang Zi'an confirmed his suspicions, this guy is not only dirty, but also base!